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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 168 pts · 155d (35 replies)

"Login with your Address"

  1. Insert address
  2. Letter is send
  3. Introduce code from the letter to authenticate

Who will implement this?

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 92 pts · 155d (6 replies)

My government does this actually.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 45 pts · 155d (4 replies)

Yes, and banks when you wanna activate online banking. Arguably, then it's just for registering, and logging in then works differently.

mcv@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Governments and banks love this, but I've even seen it with phone companies with e-sims. I quickly needed a new phone subscription, so I considered an e-sim, because I figured you could activate it by scanning the QR code from the screen. But no, they will mail me a piece of plastic with the QR code on it. So I went with a regular sim instead.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I see. Well, I think if you could just scan the code from the screen, that probably would open up all kinds of gateways for scammers. On the other hand, faking a physical address is a bit more expensive.

DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 155d

I mean, in Canada we can activate esims by scanning a digital qr code, and we have significantly less scam calls than the US does... Because we have much better laws about that sort of thing.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 155d

We had this too but instead of waiting for a letter you just had to go to any post office. It's more practical because there's no waiting

Damage@feddit.it · 8 pts · 155d

My government sorta did this before... *thuder crack* DIGITAL ID!

edinbruh@feddit.it · 18 pts · 155d (8 replies)

Probably Italy. All institutions and many households still have a working but unused fax line in Italy (which most photocopiers still support). Many documents can only be transferred either in person or by fax.

We are not savages, we have low cost multi-gigabit optic-fiber household connections available in the majority of cities. Our bureaucracy is just anachronistic.

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Germany-Italy-Japan the Faxes-Axis remains strong.

cageythree@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 155d

The faxis

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 155d (1 reply)

USA too for a lot of shit, now that we’re an axis power I guess

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 155d

So many of those fax lines are just email servers in a trench coat in the US though

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Can't you just send official stuff via Posta elettronica certificata? I thought that was the point of these sorts of systems

edinbruh@feddit.it · 3 pts · 155d (2 replies)

PEC is usually not free (neither is fax, but a landline is more common than PEC). But also, I think it's not accepted everywhere. Maybe you can also use posta raccomandata. But for that you must go to the post office in person and wait in line with other 10 pensioners, and it also costs, so you are probably better off just handing the document in person.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Ah that's a shame, if they made it free (at least for communication with the state) i think it could clear up the fax situation a lot. They did this in my country and it got rid of the faxes

edinbruh@feddit.it · 2 pts · 155d

Sometimes banks give you a PEC address, but it's mostly for communicating with the bank, and you are paying for it as part of the bank's services.

imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 155d

Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 155d

OMG Verizon.

I JUST saw this yesterday when resetting my password.

I expect they just mail you a temporary password with 2FA turned off.

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Nextdoor does this haha

PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d

Exactly how I heard about the app. They must regularly be searching home purchases because it showed up pretty quickly after I moved in.

Sirence@feddit.org · 9 pts · 155d (5 replies)

I'm currently waiting on two separate authentication codes in the mail so the answer is, it's already implemented quite often.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 155d (2 replies)

For login or registration?

Sirence@feddit.org · 3 pts · 155d (1 reply)

One is for registration and one is for login with a new device, although it's technically not even a new device I just uninstalled and then reinstalled the app...

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 3 pts · 155d

That's hilarious. I had to do it once in Spain but it was only for registration. After that you verify your phone number and use that.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 155d (1 reply)

German?

Sirence@feddit.org · 1 pts · 155d

Yep

calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 155d

Token has expired. Please try again.

mech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

My bank, social security, email provider, and the tax office.
But only for account creation.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 6 pts · 155d

It's common for registration. Would be fun to have it for authentication as well. "My session expired. I need 3 days to log in again".

a4ng3l@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d

My healthcare governmental insurance… last time I had to request a password. Took 2 good weeks. Fucking crazy inefficient process for an application that in the end exposes close to zero PII. The juicy stuff is behind another account with 2FA and more.

Archer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d

Nextdoor did

nooch@lemmy.vg · 5 pts · 155d

Germans, all the time

Randelung@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

24h timeout for security.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d

There's some tax thing here where they send you the password by post.

dumnezero@piefed.social · 1 pts · 155d

Google does this a lot.

Courantdair@jlai.lu · 87 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Login with your mom lmao

org@lemmy.org · 13 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I still can’t find my dad…

Damage@feddit.it · 12 pts · 155d

Have you tried the "recover my dad" form?

davidgro@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 155d (1 reply)

There's the option to login with caution, but what if I want to login with reckless abandon?

Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 155d

Choose any one of the other ones tbh.

mech@feddit.org · 39 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Log in with 23andme.
To authenticate, you need an actual pin.

org@lemmy.org · 27 pts · 155d

Fucking systemd and their dna fields

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 155d

Yeah DNA sample was what I was gonna suggest

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Yes, you did: OpenID.

I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.

Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.

Scribbd@feddit.nl · 21 pts · 155d

It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 154d

You can’t arbitrarily trust any OpenID implementation. I could easily have authelia report that I am schnurrito and the app has no way to confirm that.

Routhinator@startrek.website · 33 pts · 155d (6 replies)

Login with your mom 🤣

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 155d (5 replies)

I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 155d (3 replies)

I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 155d (1 reply)

A unique identifier potato.

"THIS IS MY POTATO!

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d

Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.

nimisnimi@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 155d

PID - personal Potato ID

mech@feddit.org · 30 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Login with systemd

org@lemmy.org · 10 pts · 155d

Only if you’re 18. ;)

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 155d (4 replies)

Log in with an actual wooden log

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 155d (3 replies)

starts bashing computer

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Ah, I see you are logging in using Bash

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Hahaha

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 155d

Captain's bashlog, starage 18+

ryper@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 155d (4 replies)

Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it

Jesusaurus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Creating a pin with the number pad then having to remember it with a normal keyboard... 🫠

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 155d

In some languages the base layer of the number row is taken up by weird characters so people prefer the numpad to holding Shift, and laptops without one sell poorly

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 155d

80085

communism@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 155d

Haha I used to do this all the time for my credit card PIN. Every time I had to enter it I had to get out a calculator as I didn't remember the four-digit number but I did remember the expression I used to derive it.

gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br · 23 pts · 155d (1 reply)

It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 154d

Also the Hungarian Digital Citizen idp.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 155d (1 reply)

What about AI?

Log in safely and securely with AI^®^

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 155d

AI hallucinates your password

fox2263@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 155d (3 replies)

What PDF should I use to log in?

darkmogool@feddit.org · 9 pts · 155d

yes

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 155d (1 reply)

It's key-based client authentication. Just open your SSH key's .pub file in Microsoft Publisher, then export to PDF.

fox2263@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

Ah of course. And I could use a clip art of a key too

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 19 pts · 155d (1 reply)
  • Log in with your local Linux account

  • Log in as administrator

  • Log in via carrier pigeon

  • Psychic log in

  • Log in using public shared account (that anyone and everyone can log into and use)

  • Log in your pets

  • Log in via Hallmark greeting card (only available on your birthday or major holidays)

  • Log in with blood sacrifice

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 155d

I started running out of neighbours so I switched from blood sacrifice to letting my pet carrier pigeon login for me anytime I ask him to do it.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Can I log in with my ass?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

I recall a YouTuber who used their cats butthole for their fingerprint sensor to unlock their phone. It could be that they wanted to try it but never did, though. It's been like a decade.

sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 155d

No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Login with browser fingerprint

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Are butthole prints supported by the same system?

I don't have a fingerprint reader ...

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d (1 reply)

You don't need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 154d

But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 155d
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Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 155d

Login with a log in an inn.

Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)

Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.

gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 155d

FetLife obviously

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

Login with sudo

D1re_W0lf@piefed.social · 10 pts · 155d

“Login with Calculator” - No, no, no. Everybody knows that that option is just for the alarm clock.

madjo@piefed.social · 10 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Form 137? No, you have to go to hall 17b for 137, this is hall 17a, hall 17b is 2 floors up in the other building!

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

The other building might have a mezzanine, that could throw off the numbers.

Dremor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 155d

Picture of an angry Asterix and Obelix

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Some dudes with oldstyle websites from web 1.0 times actually keep doing this. A friend of mine has a login with dog chip on his website among dozens of other options.

org@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Honey, this is web2.0 trash

alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 155d (1 reply)

yeah, the whole point was to make fun of web2 development as it went. Now he has web3 logins too, which are way more awkward than anything before, but, like, work with as few 3rd parties as possible.

The regular login is just password that fetches creds stored in local storage without any cookies. Most of time one wouldn't even notice it, and as secure as CORS/HTTPS (which would screw you if not working properly anyway). Kind of shows what a pile of data-stealing nonsense this all is.

org@lemmy.org · 2 pts · 155d

If you’re not on web 4.0, you’re fired

MHard@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.

Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 154d (1 reply)

It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.

MHard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 154d

I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 155d

dont forget about log in with neocities

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 155d

credit card login in my mind: registration by account balance. To be able to login, match your balance to the same amount you had at the time of registration

Atlusb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Login with soul imprint

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 155d

Nooo, locked out of the system forever!!
:'''(

new_world_odor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d

Ah fuck it, I'll take one Login with Caution please.

xthexder@l.sw0.com · 6 pts · 154d

Login with hunter2

exu@feditown.com · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Please add Login with my own OIDC

truthfultemporarily@feddit.org · 3 pts · 155d

That'll be 10 extra per user per month.

17lifers@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 154d

login with meow :3

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 155d

Login with ID form #10-T

Login with PEBKAC token

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Log in with a smile!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 155d

Nooo, locked out of the system forever!!
:'''(

g_blob@programming.dev · 4 pts · 155d

Login with the contents of your .bashrc

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 4 pts · 155d

Pornhub?

Poemhub (if that's a thing)

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 155d

I log in by scanning my ass on the office printer. I have a very distinct butthole print.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I think you have too many pixels in this picture.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 155d

The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 155d

(well actually) you forgot Poland

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 154d (1 reply)

login with music

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 154d

Would prefer "Login with a whistled jaunty lil' tune."

guy@piefed.social · 3 pts · 154d (1 reply)

So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 154d

You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly

g_blob@programming.dev · 2 pts · 155d

I unironically like this.

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

login wirh toilet fluah

Horsey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d

Found the Filipino

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d

Waht abotu logign in in paarllel?

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 155d

I’d like to login with 4chan or liveleak or rotten.com. Thanks.

webkitten@piefed.social · 1 pts · 155d
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Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Login with passwd.

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

Me: 1234

Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!