It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it's almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they're done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
::: spoiler spoiler
*There's only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can't quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
:::
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!
I'm glad I'm pretty vanilla. Which I really don't like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it's own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he had sexual relations with raped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song "Catholic School Girls Rule".[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It's not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.
Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it's an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are 'adapting' to the community's response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.
People (including me), just can't believe that a woman can be horny for hairy orks without provocation. Mind blown, it will fade within some months, and we will find a new thing to shitpost about.
Grumble bumble. It's hard for me to believe that this many lemmings have never dated. We have enough people that talk about kids and homes and various 'adult that is settled' things where I would not have believed there are enough incels here to even feel their presence. Men get horny, women get horny, republicans and the rich should be kept away from kids. All of these things should be well known.
With that aside, it's the intense focus on a single community, very constant posting, and being on lemmy of all places, that leads me to think it's a group or even just a person acting intentionally to gauge the reaction or merely push the feeling of a community. What attraction would this place hold over the much larger and well known areas of reddit, instagram, etc. for a (supposedly) 18 year old chica from europe? No matter how horny.
It's because I was downright AroAce for literally 93% of my life. The very concept was horrifying to me, and I rejected people outright.
I got one that wanted to date, and I knew I am emotionaly fucked, and decided not to. There was someone on here too that might have been interested that I decided is better not to try and date as well.
Also, it's risky as fuck, and I'm paranoid as fuck.
Its easier to sell things if you are horny. In the free market of ideas, ofcourse horny posting serves the platforms that sell things. And eventually it has to leak in niche platforms too
Why though. It's really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn't come with any cost, it's healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It's a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don't forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
Ah check. In that case: go out to parties or bars, join a team sport or a community hobby like D&D, chess club, whatever. I met my recent partner at a metal workshop I go to, for hobbying and learning how to weld. I hate dating apps but there are some decent ones like ok cupid. Or pay some money for a dating agency and let them help you. Staying alone sucks, especially in these depressing days.
I know the struggles to meet people, I suck at dating, flirting and I'm autistic which creates a lot of barriers in my head. But not doing anything ensures you will stay alone.
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Garbagio@lemmy.zip · 151 pts · 148d
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 148d
eee! my meme!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 148d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 148d
memes are made to be shared comrade
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 148d
pentastarm@piefed.ca · 32 pts · 148d
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 147d
Garbagio@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 148d
Got you FAM, mb
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 117 pts · 148d
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 148d
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 148d
Oldest profit in the world
microphone900@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 148d
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 148d
There's a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 147d
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 147d
actually god is fine with it as long as you don't pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don't want people to think i'm linking to filth
untorquer@quokk.au · 1 pts · 148d
Bill Clinton energy damn
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social · 1 pts · 147d
Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 148d
I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 148d
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 148d
I'm always horny.
three@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 147d
blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 87 pts · 148d
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 148d
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 147d
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 147d
Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Please talk to them! You don't want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch.......
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 147d
btw
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 147d
Hey, don't distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it's perfectly ok.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 147d
Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 148d
What happened to It?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 148d
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 148d
Fedinsfw.app
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 148d
the horniness got everywhere is what
eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 147d
lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 147d
lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it's almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they're done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.
RmDebArc_5@feddit.org · 57 pts · 148d
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 148d
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 148d
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
.......hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 148d
I do like wearing pyjamas
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 148d
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain't gonna chase themselves
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 148d
Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:
"You mean the clitastrophe?"
skwerlgyrl@piefed.social · 5 pts · 148d
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 148d
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
::: spoiler spoiler *There's only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can't quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
:::
daannii@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 148d
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 147d
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 147d
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 147d
Decent option for a mascot
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 147d
I gochu fam
https://www.etsy.com/listing/243515538/pan-greek-god-iron-on-embroidery-patch
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 147d
Oh thats sick, thanks!
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 147d
I go great lengths for a horny banana.
For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 147d
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 147d
Oh my!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d
I should visit Greece.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 147d
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI's? It's great!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 147d
I'm glad I'm pretty vanilla. Which I really don't like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it's own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 148d
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
RadicalRebel@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 148d
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 148d
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 148d
yeah...but that doesn't mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it's like highschool all over again.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 148d
More toothy than horny.
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 148d
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 147d
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
I'd deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.
baatliwala@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 147d
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 147d
I'm so proud 🥹
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
Except this may be someone trying to sell things
skwerlgyrl@piefed.social · 25 pts · 148d
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
Denjin@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 148d
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 147d
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 148d
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 148d
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 147d
Oh, now you show up when I'm not horny! Grrr!
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
Then they’ll be diddlydee’n that banana again
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 148d
🍌
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 148d
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d
🫣
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 148d
:3
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 148d
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
:3
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 148d
I haven't been horny since my early 20s
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 148d
What happened??
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 147d
Got it out of his system, realized it's overrated.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 147d
Jealous
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 148d
We're all on wellbutrin
blarghly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d
I know I am.
yucandu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 148d
Lemmy is ovulating
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 147d
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 147d
no
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 18 pts · 148d
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
molten@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 148d
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
python@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
molten@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 147d
in that order
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 147d
And I'm all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 147d
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 147d
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!
m3t00@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 147d
horny is why we exist, in general
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 147d
@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 147d
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 147d
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 147d
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
Odo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 147d
Classic Simpsons reference.
Zombie@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 147d
Do you mean this RHCP?...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Kiedis#Personal_life
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 147d
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Maven@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 147d
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 148d
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 148d
I don't think that's a new thing
Murse@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 148d
Or a Lemmy thing.
HumansMost living things are pretty hard wired to be obsessed with sex.Vespair@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 147d
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 148d
ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 147d
The only problem you're part of is not being in my bed, sugarlips!!! I'm horny, and corny, now get in bed and I'll play you like a flute.
deviantfemboi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 147d
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 148d
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
python@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 147d
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other's houses to fuck, if our countries touch we're close enough.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 147d
Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 148d
You want anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d
I don't play LoL anymore...
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 147d
Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.
Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 148d
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
BrickEater@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 148d
GOONERS UNITE
socsa@piefed.social · 10 pts · 148d
But I am le tired
Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 148d
So take a nap. THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d
I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let's swap orgasms till one of us passes out
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 148d
Yeah I'll apply, I'm bi so I'll go with anyone else who shows up
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 148d
What's the deal with that?
Is it like a trend/narrative being intentionally pushed on lemmy? Or something that just started with one person and spread naturally?
Or just a natural reaction to spring time?
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 8 pts · 148d
If you ever heard or saw the my sides reaction in 4chan, it was kind of amazing to eventually learn that it was an intentional push by a team. It's not much different than the bronies: first it was mockery, then it was people ironically posting to annoy the mockers, then it was people believing the ironic posts were real, and then it went crazy.
Same here. One poster, violet, suddenly made a bunch of slightly sexual, titillating memes on lemmyshitpost, and now the entire community seems to be mostly hornyposting. I would bet dollars-to-donuts that it's an intentional push to gauge how a community reacts. The people now picking up on it are 'adapting' to the community's response because everyone loves seeing the little notification light up that someone has replied to you.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 147d
People (including me), just can't believe that a woman can be horny for hairy orks without provocation. Mind blown, it will fade within some months, and we will find a new thing to shitpost about.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 147d
Grumble bumble. It's hard for me to believe that this many lemmings have never dated. We have enough people that talk about kids and homes and various 'adult that is settled' things where I would not have believed there are enough incels here to even feel their presence. Men get horny, women get horny, republicans and the rich should be kept away from kids. All of these things should be well known.
With that aside, it's the intense focus on a single community, very constant posting, and being on lemmy of all places, that leads me to think it's a group or even just a person acting intentionally to gauge the reaction or merely push the feeling of a community. What attraction would this place hold over the much larger and well known areas of reddit, instagram, etc. for a (supposedly) 18 year old chica from europe? No matter how horny.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 147d
It's because I was downright AroAce for literally 93% of my life. The very concept was horrifying to me, and I rejected people outright.
I got one that wanted to date, and I knew I am emotionaly fucked, and decided not to. There was someone on here too that might have been interested that I decided is better not to try and date as well.
Also, it's risky as fuck, and I'm paranoid as fuck.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d
I think it's a reference to Violet08's return. I forget their instance, but can't possibly miss their horny posts.
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d
Its easier to sell things if you are horny. In the free market of ideas, ofcourse horny posting serves the platforms that sell things. And eventually it has to leak in niche platforms too
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 148d
New?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
I'm down. For the meme, of course
totesmygoat@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 148d
If you are near wpg. I'm clean and had a vasectomy. Lol. If you have the reciprocating anatomy. 😂
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 147d
Mafugga horny for a sawzall.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 147d
Only a sawzall near winnipeg
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 148d
Now that's tane I can get into
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 148d
I'm saving myself for that one lady.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
Which lady is that?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 147d
The lady of the lake
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 147d
What lake?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
My local lake. Heard she's been throwing swords at people and declaring them kings of England. Don't know why we're nowhere near England but whatever.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 147d
Wanna go to my van and listen to some Chumbawumba?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 147d
I'll let you know if I find her, or if she finds me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d
Why though. It's really nice to fool around here and there. Or to have some relationships to figure out what you really want from a relationship before you meet the right person to settle with. You also develop skills (usually the first time is awkward) so it even becomes more fun, also for your partner. Why withhold yourself of the pleasures in life. It doesn't come with any cost, it's healthy even. The people I know who waited for the right person later confessed they regretted not having fun all those years.
The world is burning, life is only getting harder. The amount of dopamine and endorphins released during sex makes life just a little bit less horrible. It's a part of life, not escaping reality like with drugs.
But if you do wait, don't forget to masturbate at least once a week to prevent prostate cancer.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 147d
I think that person was making more of a forever alone type joke. As in he's waiting involuntarily.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d
Ah check. In that case: go out to parties or bars, join a team sport or a community hobby like D&D, chess club, whatever. I met my recent partner at a metal workshop I go to, for hobbying and learning how to weld. I hate dating apps but there are some decent ones like ok cupid. Or pay some money for a dating agency and let them help you. Staying alone sucks, especially in these depressing days.
I know the struggles to meet people, I suck at dating, flirting and I'm autistic which creates a lot of barriers in my head. But not doing anything ensures you will stay alone.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 147d
It is what it is. It took me years to beat my masturbation addiction and I'm not falling in that pit ever again. I'm god's strongest soldier.
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?
5wim@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 148d
Lol
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
☝️🙋♂️
HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 148d
yes