Well, my daddy left home when I was three.
Didn't leave very much to my mom and me.
Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
but the meanest thing that my daddy ever did
was before he left, he went and named me Sue.
Drink Water Rivera: Very refreshing take on nomenclature but quite bland 8/20.
Macaroni 85, Spaghetti 88, and Sincerely Yours 98 Pascual: As if someone stopped them from naming their kid after pasta because the username is already taken. 66.67/10 because they didn't commit all the way.
Covid Bryant: Not quite Black Mamba, not quite the Black Death but still 8/10 or 24/30.
Abcde Aeiou: Very educational A+/10
Captain Philip Ines: Not quite the super soldier 19/40.
My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around.
I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he'd have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he'd also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor.
My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger.
I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot.
Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation.
She'd love Germany. Those names would be illegal over here.
Then again the law also explicitly states that you can name your kid any name that's normal for your heritage. I guess that means an American would be able to name their kid Kitchenaid because it aligns with their traditions.
I think labeling "Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones" as "borderline" is too lenient. "McKeinsleigh" I think is the borderline one. Marijuana Pepsi managed to make something of it – ironically writing her PhD thesis around it – but I would be thinking forwards and backwards about what a name I give could do to a living, breathing person their entire life (even if they get it legally changed).
I've always told people pick a name for your child and unless there is a realy good reason don't name them after yourself. Then say the name out loud a few times, if you can see a respected doctor,CEO, and janitor having that name then you picked a good one. Middle names are free space and that's where you can be "quirky"
My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.
Hot take for Zambia and parts of Zim and Namibia. Names there are wild. Things you see, aspirations, etc. Even other African counties find it hilarious.
There was an article about I believe a Nigerian researcher who had a record number of retractions due to misinformation on his articles. His name was Hitler Louis and his partner's name was Honest Benjamin lmao
Same with me (only a couple years less since I think my earliest account is from 2008). Was just playing Peak with some people and they said I doxxed myself with my username. Told them anyone that wants to find me is gonna have to dig cause it's a super common first and last name. There's even a hockey player with the name (legit got asked several times in the late 2000s/early 2010s if I was a hockey fan since I had the username).
Just give them something normal humans dont know 8billion people. Their name will still likely be unique in their small network of people who know them.
Unless you have a super common last name, then just don't name your kids shit like Mike and John. I have friends in that position and while it's character building to have the same first name as someone in your class, it's really inconvenient to have the same first and last as someone in your class.
I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or
"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"
To be fair, Marijuana is an actual name, it's not what weed was always called, and it was often used as the preferred name by the US government because they wanted to characterize it as a Mexican racial trait.
So? It's still the parents responsibility not to name their child stupid name that will get them bullied. You don't get to advocate responsibility for thinking just because they can depol their name in 16 years.
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inari@piefed.zip · 71 pts · 142d
That's a good point, Incubator
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 142d
Incubator Jones? Of Memphis, TN?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 142d
Well, my daddy left home when I was three. Didn't leave very much to my mom and me. Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid but the meanest thing that my daddy ever did was before he left, he went and named me Sue.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 142d
Would only be fair (and American) to Sue him for it.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 142d
Oh boy... These are real people.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 142d
The site links a real source for each name but the commentaries on each one read like ai generated so i was skeptical.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 142d
I'm a huge fan of your scoring system!
moakley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
Just in case anyone hadn't heard this one before: Abcde is pronounced "Absidy", which is more of a real name.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 141d
the parent who named was trying to say it that way to trigger people, shes full of it.
qualia@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 142d
Its like a whole gneration hasn't listemed to Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" ← (best Folsom Prison performance)
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 142d
My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 142d
Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is an awesome name
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 142d
My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around.
I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he'd have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he'd also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor.
My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 142d
Jesus christ you're awful with names for your kids.
I hope you two didn't choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of "lightbringer" and end up naming one of your boys "Lucifer"
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 142d
Hey, don't bring little Lucy into this! He already has enough trouble.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 141d
morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS.
Exusia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 142d
You could sell Charlamagne as "Charles for almost anything except when he wants to show off"
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 142d
These haters are idiots.
I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot.
Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d
Long Kiss Goodnight is a criminally overlooked movie
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 142d
My head canon is that it's the pilot project for the Bourne project. It's probably loosely based on the Bourne books from the 80s.
Criminally underrated is actuate. It's on my top 10 movies ever. Great writing, hitting all the tropes, Samuel L. Jackson in his prime.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d
And Geena Davis was always cast as a sort of girl next door and to be the badass she was really showed her range.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 142d
Postmaster General Ford Lincoln Mercury.
Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 142d
That’s a name I haven’t heard for a long time…
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d
God, what a great name and a great movie, thanks for bringing it to the forefront of my memory.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 27 pts · 142d
She'd love Germany. Those names would be illegal over here.
Then again the law also explicitly states that you can name your kid any name that's normal for your heritage. I guess that means an American would be able to name their kid Kitchenaid because it aligns with their traditions.
q181c@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 141d
So if a Turkish family tries to name their kid Helmut that's not allowed?
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 141d
No, I think that would be allowed as well.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 142d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 142d
Pine. Wished I could still use pine as an email client.
dumples@piefed.social · 3 pts · 142d
Ding dong Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
Crapfully yours,
dumples
dumples@piefed.social · 4 pts · 141d
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
C G N!
... U!
skrlet13@feddit.cl · 1 pts · 142d
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 142d
I think labeling "Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones" as "borderline" is too lenient. "McKeinsleigh" I think is the borderline one. Marijuana Pepsi managed to make something of it – ironically writing her PhD thesis around it – but I would be thinking forwards and backwards about what a name I give could do to a living, breathing person their entire life (even if they get it legally changed).
1D10@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 142d
I've always told people pick a name for your child and unless there is a realy good reason don't name them after yourself. Then say the name out loud a few times, if you can see a respected doctor,CEO, and janitor having that name then you picked a good one. Middle names are free space and that's where you can be "quirky"
DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 141d
All these parents should be catapulted into the sea. I don't know what you're talking about.
skrlet13@feddit.cl · 14 pts · 142d
I remember reading about some girls literally called 'undesired' on their language :(
gmtom@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 142d
I mean, I've met girls called "Chastity" which is weird as fuck if you think about it for half a second.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 142d
It's naming them for a supposed 'virtue' it may be hoped they possess.
Same deal as naming girls Grace, Charity, Faith etc. All are 'virtue' names.
I personally dislike it, but it's pretty well-established.
gmtom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 142d
Yeah I get the trend but naming your kids "doesn't fuck" is just weird
Apepollo11@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 142d
Major Major Major
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 142d
My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.
Briguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
Same here. My wife and I also picked traditional timeless names that we both liked and know they will never get made fun of for them
hansolo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 142d
Hot take for Zambia and parts of Zim and Namibia. Names there are wild. Things you see, aspirations, etc. Even other African counties find it hilarious.
https://www.legit.ng/1097767-see-hilarious-names-zambian-namibian-parents-give-children-photos.html
I've personally met people named Nevers, as in short for "Never Again" having a baby. Also, Fuckson is a popular one. Even written in news.
https://www.lusakatimes.com/2025/01/05/16-stolen-animals-smuggled-from-nyimba-to-lusaka-seven-suspects-arrested/
Trevor Noah had old stand up about it.
afromustache@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
There was an article about I believe a Nigerian researcher who had a record number of retractions due to misinformation on his articles. His name was Hitler Louis and his partner's name was Honest Benjamin lmao
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 141d
Innocent Benjamin
https://retractionwatch.com/2026/02/24/chemist-hitler-louis-nigeria-retractions-image-duplication-self-citation/
And yeah, Hitler isn't an uncommon name in Africa. So is Elvis. They're names everyone knows, from famous people.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 142d
There was a golfer at Augusta national and her first name was Asterisk.
I wonder if their other children are named comma, semi colon, or parentheses?
pulsey@feddit.org · 16 pts · 142d
Maybe Obelix and Idefix?
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 142d
Obelisk and Getaflix
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 142d
Idk about children, but a character in La saga/fuga de J.B. (Torrente Ballester book from the early 70's) is called Don Asterisco.
StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d
Whisky Jones is a bad ass name though. That's either a porn star or a treasure hunter and I'm good either way
nomy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 141d
Whiskey Jones has a black belt and spent a little time as a stuntman back in the early 2ks.
He prefers beer these days.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 142d
Proceeds to name her son Richard
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 142d
I mean, I’m Tanis, it’s rare but I like it.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 142d
Rawdogging the internet with your real name is bold.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 142d
First and last. I’ve just never bothered to come up with a real username in twenty years.
If you show up at my doorstep I’ll make you tea and we can play a board game.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 142d
Well, looks like we're both in the same city. I've met a Tanis here before. Wonder if it's you
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 142d
Prolly. Hey.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 142d
Same with me (only a couple years less since I think my earliest account is from 2008). Was just playing Peak with some people and they said I doxxed myself with my username. Told them anyone that wants to find me is gonna have to dig cause it's a super common first and last name. There's even a hockey player with the name (legit got asked several times in the late 2000s/early 2010s if I was a hockey fan since I had the username).
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 142d
And I’m the only Tanis Nikana in the world.
Bravery? No. Laziness. And consistency.
save_the_humans@leminal.space · 0 pts · 142d
Is that an invite?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 142d
I’m mostly operating under the assumption that people are too busy with their own lives to go stalk a married middle-aged lady.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 142d
I use to think so! Turns out sometimes it's not true!
Zedd00@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 142d
Meh, it's not that bad. I don't have my last name but it's trivial to determine it, there are like 6 Zedds in the US.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
You are named after an Egyptian/Greek city?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
Nah, just an Irish first name.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 142d
Does that come from the word tanist then? As in named successor?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
You got it! Plus it was really easy to render into kana.
mysteriousknife@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 141d
Peruvians take this to another level. There's a professional soccer player named Osama Vinladen, and his brother is Sadam Huseín
There's a town mayor election where the candidate Lenin lost to...eventual winner named after THAT Austrian artist
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 141d
Rise of the Leighs and Dens
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 142d
Just give them something normal humans dont know 8billion people. Their name will still likely be unique in their small network of people who know them.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 142d
Unless you have a super common last name, then just don't name your kids shit like Mike and John. I have friends in that position and while it's character building to have the same first name as someone in your class, it's really inconvenient to have the same first and last as someone in your class.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 142d
Parents use these names because it's the pique of their cleverness.
There is a clear socioeconomic divide between those who do and do not do this and it is exactly what one expects to to be.
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 142d
Honestly this is bullshit. Some of the most ridiculous names I know are from old money families here in the South.
krashmo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 142d
Wealthy southerners aren't immune to trashy behavior. They're just oblivious to the trashiness.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 142d
And some wealthy Utah mormons
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 142d
New money types definitely do this too.
kossa@feddit.org · 13 pts · 142d
X Æ A-XII enters the chat.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 141d
siadareal musk, TECHNO MECHNIUS, slider are just the notable ones.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 142d
They're forcing their lack of ingenuity onto another generation and ensuring their garbage legacy.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 141d
crystal methany, crystal methvin are names of 2 people who got in trouble for METH.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
Utah moms need to remember. One day, Brightlynn, Ayngylle, and Keighleigh will be 90 year old patients, playing gin rummy in a nursing home.
MashedTech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or
"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 141d
Tell that to Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
To be fair, Marijuana is an actual name, it's not what weed was always called, and it was often used as the preferred name by the US government because they wanted to characterize it as a Mexican racial trait.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 141d
if they were a midwestern parent, they think it would be clever by disgusing it as mary-jana.
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d
People can change their names.
Stern@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 142d
When they're older, doesn't erase years of bullshit suffered from being the proverbial boy named Sue.
MashedTech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
You know what, the name should have everything:
His Most Sovereign Imperial Celestial Omnipotent Sir™ The 1st Foremost Supreme Eternal O'Mc'De La Von Der Du Al-El-Saint-Arch-Khayzeigh-Braxxxtyn-Wrayffholleigh-Zyvdaxtholleigh "The Wyn" "Little Braxx" "Daddy's Champion" "Mummy's Miracle" "The Prophecised One" "He Who Was Foretold In The Zaydenshire Scrolls" "Destroyer Of Passport Printers" "Boo Bear" "KHAYZY" "That Kid From The Viral Video" "Why" aka @KhayzeighOfficialReal @KhayzeighOfficial2 @TheRealKhayzeigh @KhayzeighUnverified @KhayzeighFanAccount @KhayzeighHaterAccount @KhayzeighIsOverParty #NotTheOtherKhayzeigh #Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn® #JusticeForBraxx #KhayzeighIsInnocent #FreeBraxx #KhayzeighDidNothingWrong #Braxx4President #NeverForgetBraxxxtyn fka BRAXX 2.0 fka Braxxton fka "That Baby" fka "The Incident" fka "Unnamed Child Hospital Form 7B" fka "Please God No" fka "The thing that happened in Zaydenshire" fka "Exhibit A" fka [REDACTED BY KHAYZCORP LEGAL] Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. MD. DDS. MBA. JD. LLM. CPA. CFA. CISSP. CCNA. 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piecat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d
Who is Major Major?
Kaerkob@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 141d
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 141d
Not sure if I'm getting whooshed but some places absolutely do have this
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 141d
some nations do, Iceland springs to mind for example and I am sure there are others
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 142d
You know people can change their name right?
echodot@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 142d
So? It's still the parents responsibility not to name their child stupid name that will get them bullied. You don't get to advocate responsibility for thinking just because they can depol their name in 16 years.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 142d
Not easy, not in all cases and not in all countries
njm1314@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 142d
At great cost, hassle, and potentiol loss of rights down the road.