Lets celebrate

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orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 46 pts · 63d (5 replies)

White dude here. Growing up, my mom always baked it like the left one. She would drop pieces of bread on top so it would toast up. It’s still the best mac and cheese I’ve had to this day and now I need to make it. RIP mom.

zerofk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 62d (2 replies)

Instead of bread try a layer of grated cheese, and put it under an overhead grill.

suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 62d

Mixture of grated cheese and panko, best of both 🤌

orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts · 1 pts · 60d

Oh hell yeah.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

My mom never cooked and my dad didn't either. When I was growing up my oldest sister made Kraft from a box a lot, too bad it sucks nowadays. Kraft use to be so good.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 62d

Yes and my Mom would put fried breadcrumbs on top, I think there are these seasoned breadcrumbs from a box and you just fry em up. I really should look into it.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 64d (16 replies)

The left one for sure. If it ain't baked, hit the breaks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 63 pts · 64d (15 replies)

It’s my personal pet peeve when people right breaks when they mean brakes.

HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 64d (3 replies)

I actually didn't know this homophone. Thank you for teaching me something today. I was beginning to think today was a waste but now I am fulfilled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 27 pts · 64d (1 reply)

I’m always here to satisfy you.

rhelawyn@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 63d

Username checks out

mech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 64d

Your spelling is actually really good for an orc.

bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 64d (7 replies)

right

Oh, the irony.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 29 pts · 64d (6 replies)

What’s the write word there then?

mech@feddit.org · 16 pts · 64d (3 replies)

Maybe look it up in a dictionary if you don't no.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 17 pts · 64d (2 replies)

Thanks four that I’ll look now.

jimmux@programming.dev · 9 pts · 64d (1 reply)

This is such a hole sum exchange.

Epp@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 64d

Write? Eye a door Lemmy.

blarghly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 64d (1 reply)

*their

suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 62d

It's just a missteak, could happen too any one

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 63d

Them's the brakes

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 64d

Same. Or who's and whose

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

Yeah but give them a brake, would ya?

tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 64d (24 replies)

Huh?

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 64d (23 replies)

White people can't cook is the joke.

Honestly, seeing what some people call seasoning, they have a point.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 64d (3 replies)

It is generally true, due to a bunch of factors. Personally, I've observed 2 factors:

  1. a lot of culinary tradition was lost by the boomers and their parents due to the advent of mass-produced, packaged food and the Great Depression. A lot of very basic, holistic techniques like making broth, rendering fat, became less common as magazine recipes, refrigeration, and boxed food encouraged discrete "buy x y z for recipe A" instead of having an assortment of preserved veggies/meats, broth, lard from previous days etc, to work with and learn from. I was genuinely confused to find my dad had to teach himself a lot of it in his 20s and my mom never learned.

  2. Economic/cultural history. A lot of families didn't see making food better as worth sparing any effort or time on. My grandma's boiled veggies and potatoes, no seasoning, and meat fried in a pan, no sesoning, eaten and cleaned up as quickly as possible come to mind.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 14 pts · 64d

It depends on the location, honestly. A lot of country grannies can cook, because they depended on what they could provide for themselves, milk, eggs, butter, cheese, canning, freezing, smoking. A lot of sub/urbans couldn't do that and lost the art.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 64d (1 reply)

Can confirm 1, dad grew up on TV dinners and canned food; and somehow Grandma thought it was ok to add ketchup to make spaghetti sauce. That second one might be 2, too, actually.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 64d

Also, and in addition.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 64d (1 reply)

Man, it's gotta have 3 or more large eggs, a pound of block or hoop (not Velveeta) cheese, grated + some to go on top, and real butter. If it's not golden brown with crispy edges, it's not done. Even better if it has shrimp, crab, or lobster in it.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 64d

Like macaroni pie, I love breadcrumbs on top and just an ungodly amount of mature cheddar… literally by weight more than the pasta, and some milk!

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 64d (3 replies)
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 64d

That was annoying but correct

bequirtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d

dear god the comment section ☢️

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 64d

Non YT version, but it's still tiktok 🤮

https://inv.nadeko.net/mCzzlGcpll0

rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 2 pts · 64d (9 replies)

American white people.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 64d (8 replies)

It's a running joke that the British refuse to season their food, this isn't just an American thing.

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 63d (5 replies)

So french, Italian, Spanish, German, Lithuanian, and every other country I refuse to list (sorry if so left your out) don't count?

666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 63d

I admit we Finns and other scandinavian people don't really season our traditional foods, so we just say we like "natural" or "pure" flavors

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 63d

I love how hard you're trying to be offended here.

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

Compared to the British, those are amazing
Compared to the Creoles, those are pretty bland too

Miaou@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 63d

Please remove Germany from your list, they make the rest of us look bad.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 63d

Until you have experienced a Mettigel you don't get to shittalk German Küche. Bonus points for Toast Hawaii.

Darnton@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Ignorant bigotry does indeed exist in many places.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d

These jokes usually accompany photos of actual British food. I'm a white person of British descent, to be clear.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 64d (2 replies)
Darnton@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Technically, the roots of mac and cheese can be traced as far as medieval Italy, but in the same way that Italian noodles were born in China.

Yeah, because Italian "noodles" weren't born in China. That is a myth that has long since been busted.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 63d

Mac and Cheese originated in medieval England anyway.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 63d (10 replies)

I make it my goal in life to defy the white people can't cook stereotype. My wife's family is the epitome of this, so I'm the designated chef for a lot of our family dinners. My Mac n Cheese is stupid good though.

Freshly grated cheeses (sharp cheddar, gruyere/fontina, smoked gouda, parmigiano reggiano) and a bit of American for that sodium citrate emulsifying power, melted into a piping hot beschemel with Dijon, mustard powder, paprika, a pinch of thyme, and a hit of cayenne. Mix in some drained elbow or penne pasta, cooked to just al dente in well salted water, in a baking dish. Depending on my mood/desire for texture, either top with reserved cheese or some seasoned, buttered, well-crushed Ritz crackers. Bake until browned nicely.

Been making Mac like this for a few years and it is regularly the favorite of the meal. Gotta use a variety of cheeses that give you strong cheesy flavor, creaminess, smokiness and nuttiness. The mustard is also important to cut the richness of the cheese.

calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Who said that white people can't cook?

French and italian food is generally regarded as good.

The stereotype is usually that the British can't cook.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

There's a common stereotype that white Americans don't use seasoning or cook from scratch. And that's not exactly unfounded. I've known plenty that cook this way.

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 63d (1 reply)

I make it my goal in life to defy the white people can't cook stereotype.

The most delicious way to be a race traitor o7

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d

If there's a race war, I'mma be on the side with the seasoning. Gumbo, bbq, jerk chicken, greens... I'll leave you guys the tuna casseroles and cobb salad.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d (3 replies)

Damn. I'm diabetic and on a low carb diet. I've been wanting to try and make a cauliflower version of Mac and cheese and your comment makes me want to try it even more.

I miss carbs 😭

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d (2 replies)

You'd need to replace the bechemel to eliminate the carbs in the flour. You can make a similar sauce with butter, cream cheese, heavy cream, chicken broth, and an egg yolk. It will taste a bit cheesier than typical beschemel, but that is hardly problem for mac n cheese. And the wheat pasta needs to be changed out, obviously. You could always get low carb pasta, or just replace the mac entirely. The sauce would go great on some steamed/roasted veggies too. Like broccoli or cauliflower, green beans, mushrooms, etc.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Thanks for the tips. How much flour is in there? Small amounts of carbs is ok, it's unavoidable, really. I've had some decent low-carb pastas.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

For the recipe I use, it calls for equal parts, 4 tbsp (1/4 cup), butter and flour and 2.5 cups milk. Which is 23-24 gram of carbs from the flour and 28-30 grams from the milk.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 63d (1 reply)

God damn. You win potluck.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d

Am I invited to the proverbial cookout?

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 64d (2 replies)

I fuck with both macs. I will say though, I'm noticing there are no (apparent / obvious) spices/herbs.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Add some raisins, it will be fine.

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 62d

SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 63d

I don't know why I think this way, but the left image looks too hot to eat while the right image looks too cold for it to taste good.

procapra@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 64d (3 replies)

...i don't like mac and cheese bakes. I'm so sorry.

smh@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 63d (2 replies)

Same. I might be biased because my mom would get the frozen mac&cheese dinner and bake them, and the macaroni was always over done and grossly mushy. The cheese also tasted weirdly grainy.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d (1 reply)

"I ate a bad version of a dish, so I know I don't like that dish" is how that sounds

smh@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 63d

That's exactly how it is. If the first 10 times you have baked macaroni and cheese it's awful, you're not going to want to try it again.

I also don't like baked apples because I was violently ill after eating apple crumble once. Same with grape Smirnoff Ice.

pachrist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 63d

Just so everyone here knows, these pictures do not need to be mutually exclusive. You can do both.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 64d

Baked Mac and cheese is the only Mac and cheese. I miss my mom's so fucking much it's crazy. I can make it, but nobody made it like her.

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Every single time someone tells me they put their heart and soul into something like the left one full of ingredients that sound magic,I take a bite and it's hella mid.

Dickeys BBQ makes the best version of the one on the right of any chain I've been to. Dip waffle fries in it for majesty.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 63d

You can absolutely make baked mac like the left and have it be amazing, but I'm with you that most people don't make "proper home made" mac and cheese nearly as well as they think they do, even if the top looks ll delicious like in the pic. Coincidentally, the best mac and cheese I ever made looked like the right, but that was only because people were getting impatient so I decided to skip the baking part.

chunes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d (1 reply)

am i the only person who finds them both appetizing

Soulg@ani.social · 3 pts · 62d

Nope. Two different styles of making the same food

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 64d (7 replies)

I'd rather have macaroni salad. Mac and cheese is too formal for a picnic

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 64d (6 replies)

What the uppity hell is formal about Mac and cheese?

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 63d (5 replies)

Mac and cheese requires utensils, while good macaroni salad is drinkable

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 63d (1 reply)

wtf america explain

JGrffn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

Gringos come out with the wildest shit sometimes huh

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 63d

...no?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d (1 reply)

You only need utensils for mac and cheese when it's hot, though.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 63d

That's most food.

webkitten@piefed.social · 4 pts · 63d
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RecursiveParadox@piefed.social · 3 pts · 63d

For the record I like no1 the best.

But what if I told you that you could make no2 in less than ten minutes with only three ingredients?

https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

(if you slightly undercook this you could still bake, just add breadcrumbs, sprinkles of some hard cheese, and herbs on top of it and back for about 10 minutes on 180c/350f)

remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Not sure what a Juneteenth is, but everything is better when gratinated.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 63d

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

Celebration of the "end of slavery". Quoted because the 14th amendment still allows enslavement for criminals.

June 19, 1865, the day when Major General Gordon Granger ordered the final enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation in Texas at the end of the American Civil War.[8][9]

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 64d

You need to get it with chicken or pulled pork in it. Mmmmmm

Signtist@bookwyr.me · 2 pts · 63d

The right one still looks plenty creamy. You could easily just bake it for a bit with some extra cheese and maybe some cracker crumbs on top, and it'd be just as good as the left.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d (6 replies)

Dumb question but what’s the difference? As someone who grew up on the orange stuff from a box, and learned to make the one on the right in recent years, what am I looking for? Is the left just baked? I’ve done that. Is it a topping or spice that encourages browning?

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d

Everyone shed a tear for this poor individual.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d (3 replies)

If you're making the one on the right using flour + butter-> brown -> Milk -> cheese then you're mostly there. You just slightly undercook the noodles before mixing in the cheese sauce and cover with shredded cheese and bake until the top browns. Some people will add panko/breadcrumbs for a bit of crunch.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 63d (1 reply)

I would absolutely make it this way with a roux to bake it. If I'm not baking it though you can for sure one pan it. Drain mostly cooked noodles, milk, butter, Velveeta, cream cheese, and a little bit of any other hard orange cheese you might have. Principally, this is I believe the main application for Velveeta besides queso and it's the star of Mac and cheese on the stovetop.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d

Velveeta is a lot safer in these kinds of recipes because it's less likely to clump if your roux/milk/cheese ratio is off.

However, you can just use the same cheat that Velveeta uses, a culinary emulsifier, to get the same results while also using high quality cheese. Traditionally the roux acts as an emulsifier but it's easy to have too much fats for the amount of roux that you've made so you get the clumping/grainy texture. Using sodium citrate you can just mix the cheese and milk directly without needing to make the roux. It's very convenient to just heat milk and put cheese in it without fussing with the roux.

Here's a recipe if you want to try it (spoiler: it's basically milk, cheese, sodium citrate):

https://modernistcuisine.com/recipes/silky-smooth-macaroni-and-cheese/

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

Thanks, I’ll give it a try

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 63d

If I were there I'd invite you to the next cookout. The sleeper must awaken.

Soggy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

Joke's on you, I prefer cheese soup with noodles.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 64d

One of these is macaroni cheese and the other is not

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d (8 replies)

How do I make the left one?

renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 63d

It really depends on the recipe. The most basic is just regular mac and cheese with extra cheese on top and broil to color on top. Don't want to overdo it.

Some like having extras for toppings aside from cheese such as crackers, cheez-its, bread crumbs, or even hot cheetos.

Often times the mac and cheese mixture is fortified to enhance creaminess or help prevent breaking the sauce from the heat. This can be in the form of additional cheese folded in (grated cheeses or cream cheese chunks folded in, or including some sodium citrate like american cheese, velveeta, or granules to smooth out the cheese. Some recipes even call for addition of eggs before baking. There is a risk of over baking which can lead to noodles soaking up too much sauce which can lose the saucy texture and become dry, or end up breaking the sauce and end with an oily mess.

white_nrdy@programming.dev · 4 pts · 63d

Bake it in the oven

Edit: also use real cheese, not Velveeta or something. Use a nice cheddar.

This is a very good recipe https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/stovetop-mac-and-cheese

After that, bake it in a casserole dish/dutch oven at like 400°F for ~20m (maybe more). Keep an eye on it, bake it until it is nice and brown on top. My spouse and I also do 8oz of each cheese instead of the asymmetric amounts. Put panko breadcrumbs and parm on top before baking it to get a nice crunch.

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 63d (3 replies)

Disregard healthy add a good cheddar or similar cheese grill for about 5-7 mins.

sydd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d (2 replies)

Do Brits say grill instead of broil?

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 62d

Guess so bit of the oven that's open with the element on top. Good for making cheese toasties

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 62d

Thats what broiling is? I assumed it was a method of boiling i was too uncheffy to understand. Also too lazy to look up.

Even now.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

It starts with six pounds of pig tails and two pounds of pork belly.

Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 63d

I don't know if this translates to mac n cheese but if you put things like frozen pizza in a convection oven/air fryer it comes out as if it was from a pizzeria.

Starik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d

The one on the right is still good, and better for mixing with other stuff on the plate, like mashed potatoes and gravy.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 64d (2 replies)

People dont put veggies in mac n cheese? Maybe im just coping hard.

GingerGoodness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Dunno if I'm "people" but adding broccoli or cauliflower slaps.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 63d

I like mushroom, peas, carrot, corn and beans, onion also bacon

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d

I love food, and cooking. But I will always take a big ol' scoop of #2.

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 62d

So the moral here is get baked on June 19th?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 63d (3 replies)

Haha racism funny 😆

chloroken@lemmy.ml · -4 pts · 63d (2 replies)

Shut up, cracker.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Guess again.

Lumisal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d

The coconut nut is a giant nut If you eat too much, you'll get very fat Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (It's the coco fruit) Of the coco tree (Of the coco tree) From the coco palm family!

Ayayayayai

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 64d

Dum

renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 63d

Either way, I prefer Cavatappi over elbow mac if I had a choice in the matter. It holds on to the cheese soooooo well.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · -1 pts · 63d (6 replies)

Is the joke that white people don't know how to bake macaroni and cheese? Because that's patently false and honestly kinda offensive.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · -2 pts · 63d (5 replies)

The white people in my family certainly don't. They're all too busy trying bullshit recipes that use ingredients in unconventional ways which turn out terrible because if they weren't terrible those recipes would already be well known, or not knowing how to cook anything that doesn't come out of a box/freezer bag.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 63d (4 replies)

Yourself included?

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 63d (3 replies)

No, i put in the minimal effort required to produce food that's actually good.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d (2 replies)

Okay well next time before generalizing your family as the entirety of white people, maybe stop to consider whether you're including yourself in that before posting it?

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · -1 pts · 62d (1 reply)

It is a generalization based off the very accurate stereotype that a fuckload of white people can't cook for shit. Myself included for a very long time until I learned. Get over yourself.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d

So we're doing stereotypes now? I didn't realize those were back in.

You get over yourself.