What is the BRAT diet? Wrong answers only.

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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 31d

It is the WURST.

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 31d (3 replies)

Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Cancer accumulation.

Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 31d (1 reply)

You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers

Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 31d

Tumourmaxxing

WagnasT@piefed.world · 20 pts · 31d (1 reply)

B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d

rice

I died

TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 31d

You eat small edgy dolls

lime@feddit.nu · 17 pts · 31d

you can only eat subaru pickups

microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 31d

Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 31d

This is the diet for me. I had to look up Ricciarelli and it sounds just like an Italian cookie I love, except what I'm familiar with are horseshoe shaped. I've also had a very similar pinole version.

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 16 pts · 31d (2 replies)

From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 5 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Yeah nah the brat diet doesn't entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 31d
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DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 15 pts · 31d
  • beer
  • red bull
  • aspirin
  • tacos
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 31d (1 reply)

I should try this diet.

Vespair@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 31d

Yeah I'm not usually a fad diet guy, but I'm willing to give that one a try

leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Beer and tobacco.

mainly leaves and grains.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 31d

It's vegan!

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 11 pts · 31d

Girl dinner.

starlinguk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 31d

You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 10 pts · 31d

Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.

Janx@piefed.social · 9 pts · 31d

Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines

The recipes are wild.

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 8 pts · 31d

You can only eat misbehaving children

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 31d (3 replies)

Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 31d (1 reply)

The "I'm 18 living on my own for the first time" diet.

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 31d

Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 31d

Heh... tequila to get toasted

PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 7 pts · 31d

Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 31d (2 replies)

Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco

ghen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

I'm down, shit. I'll do the veggie chopping as long as we skip eggplant.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d

How about no eggplant or zucchini, I can replace with courgette and aubergine

dan1101@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 31d

Boy Rats Are Tasty

Lots of protein.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 6 pts · 31d

Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.

tacotroubles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 31d

Broccoli

Radishes

Algae

Tarantulas

theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d

Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 5 pts · 31d

Boiled RATs only

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 31d

It’s merely a modest proposal

als@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Mdma

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 31d

Boofing and Really Awesome Techno

DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 31d

Beer Radish and Tab

Worstdriver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d

Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 31d

Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!

MML@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 31d

IDK what they eat but they drink Prime

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

B ussy

R imming

A nalingus

T umeric

FRYD@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 31d

I mean… I had rum and french fries for dinner 3 times last week

frank@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 31d

Bratwurst

Rød pølse (danish hot dogs)

Andoulli sausage

Tiny hot dogs

Coldgoron@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 31d

Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet

Sly2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d

(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don't forget to prepare it in your

fubarx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d

Bratwurst

bRatwurst

brAtwurst

braTwurst

BryyM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

Charlie XCX

RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 29d

mote@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 31d

It's when you subsist on Lower Class Brats songs during the night hours.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d

Beans, Raisinettes, Anchovies, Tequila.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Green

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 31d

I suppose apples

coolie4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d

You eat negative calories only, so that your head looks giant in proportion to the rest of your body

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 30d

Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

Too soon?

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d

Cooking and eating unruly children.

DiggyDiggyMole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

BRAT is a diet where one lives on a strict Leberkas-only diet, with variants like Pizza, cheese, wild garlic, or pumpkin-bacon Leverkas being allowed. The Leberkas must be served with mild peppers and sweet mustard in a bread roll.

Originally called "kasln", the diet was quickly taken over by the Piefke, which quickly named it Brät(-Diät), stemming from the fact that they desecrate Leberkas by calling it "Fleischkäsebrät". Further, as it gained further international succes, as Anglo-Saxons cannot wield the might of unlauts, its name was simplified to BRAT.

catbum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

Bouillon Rennet Artichoke Toes

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 30d

My mind went immediately to cannibalizing kids...

If they're being too loud and annoying in general, maybe this diet would help solve that problem. xD

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

Eat me.

GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

The primary diet of citizens of the Bratwurst region of Bavaria. Consisting of beer, cheese, mustard, and of course BRATWURST!

grandpaSteve@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 31d

Busty rodents and twigs

Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 31d

Bacon, rats and toilet paper

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
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antlion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 31d

Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea

Forester@pawb.social · 1 pts · 30d

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