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bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 14d (28 replies)

Well, since I have been with my husband. I have gone from a C cup to a P cup (American sizes) naturally and the resulting chronic back pain says: no one needs implants. Just a partner who makes you feel good about the body that you have. (And by god is it hard to get health insurance to cover breast reduction surgery)

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 14d

I’ve had an augmentation and super duper happy even many years later. Gender affirming care rocks

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 14d (14 replies)

I'm sorry for your gain, as a C myself I can't empathize but I can sympathize. Even swelling a few cup sizes during lactation was uncomfortable. What situation took you to P, if you're willing to share?

(And it's a crime about the insurance, that's definitely a health issue.)

greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Cup size is irrelevant without band size. I'm making the assumption that you've grown a lot but I could also assume you were wearing something like a 48C and went down to a 30P after finding a correctly fitting bra.

Edit: ignore me idk how to reply to people apparently 🤣

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 14d

Wrong person.

greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 14d

Ugh sorry lol. I must've miss clicked

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 14d (10 replies)

Well, my husband warned me that all of his former girlfriends all went up a couple sizes while he was with them and that the same thing might happen to me.

Turns out being married to him for nearly 2 decades, resulted in far more than that...

village604@adultswim.fan · 55 pts · 14d (9 replies)

I'm pretty sure proximity to a person doesn't cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 14d

But what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 14d

(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)

sunbytes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13d (1 reply)

Or a pastry chef

Gentryfried@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 6d

Lmao

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d (4 replies)

I honestly thought that exact same thing when I met him on my 27th birthday and he told me that (I thought it was a joke).

But I was a C cup from 17 to 27 and in less than 3 months of being with him, I was a D cup.

His first girlfriend was a 34 year old woman who went from an A cup to a D cup and then left him within a span of 9 months.

village604@adultswim.fan · 27 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.

If not, hopefully you've seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.

13igTyme@piefed.social · 22 pts · 14d

The husband is radioactive.

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 14d (1 reply)

About 92lbs of weight and believe me when I say; appointments with my doctor are every month and physical therapy are weekly appointments for me. And my insurance has rejected the medically necessary breast reduction over 200 times.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 15 pts · 14d

Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.

Tango@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Not trying to be a smartarse here but what on Earth is a P-cup!? The largest I've ever heard of is an I-cup; in my imagination a P-cup engulfs the planet. How do you live???

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14d

With chronic back pain and fatigue.

Honestly cup sizes after F lose all meaning because no two manufacturers will be the same size and after N, everything is custom and cost hundreds of dollars (or more).

It is like walking around with a middle school student strapped to your chest. And it just sucks.

kungen@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 14d

The P stands for PAIN

scops@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 14d (1 reply)

It's crazy they won't cover that. My girlfriend flew herself and a friend to Turkey a few years ago and paid for hotel stays and it still ended up being cheaper to have her reduction done there than it would have been for her to do it state-side

Pika@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 13d

My aunt did that with laser eye surgery. It was cheaper for her to get a passport and go to Canada for a week for it than it was to get it in the States.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 14d (5 replies)

Naturally

I was about to say... Couldn't a single pin prick solve your breathing reduction issue?

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 14d

breathing reduction issue

Lol. Often when I'm snuggling my partner I don't just rest my arm on her chest, I pull downward so the boobage is off the neck and she always thanks me 😅

bacon_pdp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d (3 replies)

No; as they are not implants.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Note, you also shouldn't do that with implants

Rooster326@programming.dev · 5 pts · 14d (1 reply)

We'll yeah, this kills the boob

But if you're desperate...? Or in a boobmergency?

X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 14d

The Mayo Clinic doesn’t mention ruptures necessarily being fatal, and seem to imply that it’s quite survivable until being able to be seen by a doctor.

So if one is desperate, while it may not be the optimal choice, survival seems probable, though not necessarily guaranteed.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

(And by god is it hard to get health insurance to cover breast reduction surgery)

But you should be able to get a tax write off if you count it as a loss. :)

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 14d (5 replies)

Some do, but there will always be a surgeon somewhere who will take the money.

The only way to stop this is by regulation.

30p87@feddit.org · 21 pts · 14d

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 14d (1 reply)

While I am a body-positive feminist and think everybody should love the body that they have, I think regulating giant boobs would be a mistake. First of all, it would turn women's bodies into a legislative battleground, which I don't think women need more of in our overly-politicized environment. Secondly, there are many horny men who love to masturbate to giant tits, and banning them would drive them into the arms of the right--now is clearly not the time for that. Third, huge knockers create much-needed jobs in the medical industry. Do we really want to take away jobs from doctors and nurses? Fourth, with the declining economy, sex work--whether OnlyFans or direct services--are becoming necessary outlets for many women, are we going to deny them a definite boost to their income? They could also likely apply for handicap plates with these gargantuan breasts, which would save them time getting to their johns from the parking lot. Finally, and most importantly, banning enormous jalopies would just make the left seem more radical, more extreme, and just downright unreasonable, which would hurt other parts of our agenda such as Medicare for All, guaranteed childcare, and subsidizing housing (all of which I also oppose).

Sincerely,
New York Times Editorial Writer

kazerniel@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 14d

damn, I didn't notice the sarcasm until the handicap plates 😅

Grimy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d (1 reply)

This administration has more chances of making it mandatory than illegal.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 14d

The mental image of literally everyone in the US with their legally mandated gigantic boobs is honestly hilarious

TomMasz@piefed.social · 34 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Everybody has ethics and professional standards until the checkbook comes out.

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 80 pts · 14d (1 reply)

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 14d

sadly true

a guy I know shared an anecdote recently of a customer yelling at them because military vehicles were out of commission due to them not having the part in stock. there is no other supplier for this part, and they are generally made to order with a lead time of months.

in that case, the company makes parts used in all sorts of machines all over the world, and the engineers aren't the ones selling the parts to militaries killing children. the specific part, however, was for a military vehicle. and somewhere in that chain, an engineer said yeah this is fine. multiple of them. along with many other people who thought it was fine to make and sell this product. and even though the guy I know held the personal opinion that it's a good thing those vehicles were out of commission and unable to help kill children, he didn't shut down the sale.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 14d

Haha this is me at work while I'm generating marketing slop to sell shit to people who don't want it

djmikeale@feddit.dk · 24 pts · 14d (5 replies)

The image doesn't correspond to the text.

Using the advanced method of guesstimating, let's assume the radius of each of the silicone spheres to be at least 20 cm. Applying V=(4/3) x pi r^3 we get a volume of 33510 cc.

You'd need a radius of 10 cm to get down to 4000 cc. This corresponds to 20 cm diameter, or rather, the length of a human hand

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 7 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Yeah, I could not get over that unless the person in the picture is an infant, whatever those are, they are much larger than than 4L.

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 14d

4L

Oh, I thought it was some special unit. It's just cm^3^ (Cubic Centimeter), so the same thing as milliliters.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 14d (2 replies)

I went straight to will 2 x 2 liters fit in each one... Sounds about right. Maybe a bit off. 1cc=1ml. 4000-> 4 liters

And I only think of liters in drinks and engines, and putting a 4.0L v6 on her chest from a Jeep Cherokee might be a bit bigger

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Well when it comes to engine displacement, you're just talking about cylinder crosscut area times piston movement (so not even the entirety of the cylinder volume, just how much air the pistons displace). That 4.0 inline 6 is a big ol' lump, but are the cylinders really that big if you think about it? Much of it is the crankcase, head, the block around the cylinders themselves, etc.

4 liters is just a bit more than a gallon

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 14d

Yeah it's the inside of the cylinders, but it was a more comical picture to carry an engine block around on your chest.

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 14d (9 replies)

These might weigh 8kg each, they are not empty like a balloon, they are full of the silicone gel. Any doctor should refuse to put these on anyone.

danekrae@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 14d (6 replies)

Won't they weigh 8-10kg in total? 4000 cubic centimeter x 2 x density( between 0,95-1,2g/cm3 )

Still too much.

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Someone did the math !

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 14d (2 replies)

I always liked the monster math, but this isn’t the other place.

scutiger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Those are definitely more than 4000cc each. At a glance, I'd guess about three times that.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 11d

4 liters is about 1.1 gallons. Looks right.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14d

That’s like carrying a big toddler around everywhere. Then sleeping with one on your chest. More reasonably they’re going to end up on your side(s), but turning over in the night could legitimately twinge your back.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 14d

Doctors like money to much to refuse anything.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 14d (1 reply)

FWIW, we did make polypropelene ("silly-string") implants illegal. They were pulled off the market by the FDA. So there's kind of an upper-limit established.

(NSFW link) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implant

Polypropylene implants absorb water very slowly, about <0.01% in 24 hours.[2] The polypropylene, which is yarn-like, causes irritation to the implant pocket which causes the production of serum which fills the implant pocket on a continual basis.[citation needed] This causes continuous expansion of the breast after surgery. Growth can only be alleviated by removal of serum by syringe. Problems can also arise if the breasts enlarge at different rates. This can be corrected by removal of serum or introduction of sterile saline. Continual breast growth will eventually result in "extreme, almost cartoonish breast sizes."[3]

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d

we're a very strange animal.

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 14d (6 replies)

I don't know much about implants or what they use exactly, but assuming they're liquid silicon with a density of 2.57g/cm^3^, then 4000cc would weigh 10,280g (22.67lbs). If those are EACH, then you're looking at nearly 50 pounds strapped to your chest with minimal support. Your poor back.

fullsquare@awful.systems · 15 pts · 14d

this is silicon metal surgical siliconE has density almost equal to water

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 14d

They should use helium.

grte@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Equivalent to getting two of these attached to your chest:

Picture of a 10KG bumper plate

aaa@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 14d

Twenty whole Swedens?! Goddamn!

Saapas@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 14d

Now that would make for a real bolt-on tits

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 14d

I volunteer to be the support.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 14d (3 replies)

4000cc is 4 liters, and those seem way bigger than 4 liters or that person is very small.

PieMePlenty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 14d

These look more like 20l boobs to me! Certified jugs!

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 14d

Volume of a sphere is 4/3 π r^3 .

Solving for r where the volume is 4000 cm^3 makes for a 9.8 cm radius, or a 19.6 cm (7.7 inch) diameter. Comparable to a child size 3 soccer ball.

Obviously taking a soft sphere and letting it flatten on a surface against its own weight makes for a non-spherical shape, but this picture looks way bigger than a kid's soccer ball.

Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14d

Yeah. A standard 1gal milk jug is 3870mL. This is at least 7000mL each.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 14d (3 replies)

So can someone just, you know, can they just buy those?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 14d (1 reply)

No, at least not in the U.S. - you need to be a licensed physician.

Could you imagine being able to buy medical grade breast implants? The amount of people who would die in back alley breast augmentations would be insane.

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 14d

But think about how much fun I'd have next Tuesday

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 14d

I just want to bounce on one.

bloogoose@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 14d
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slothrop@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Find their doctor for the poll.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

Bryon is that you?

isyasad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 14d

Pretty sure these belong to the famous (infamous?) Reddit user "PumpkinSpicedBimb0"

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 14d

I wanna slap em

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Average Secondlife player...

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 14d (1 reply)

That’s still going?

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 11d

somewhat - it's pretty rare to find a server with more than a dozen people that has active roleplay happening, but there are a few. They persist.

_druid@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 14d

A friend of mine wants to go bigger, but none of the doctors near her will agree to do it.

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 14d

Ooooooooo woobley booblies

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 14d

Hentai tiddies?

huppakee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d

Most companies will refrain from producing something, but as long as there is 1 surgeon who does not feel the moral obligation to say no, they will make implants this big. Simple supply and demand. Perhaps aside from the surgeons, we should also question the implant companies if what they're doing is morally right.

FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 14d

Man I know of one minor celeb who want for very large breast implants (and has talked openly about her views on it very cogently) and so naively I thought "feh, people go for big titties, so what" but I checked and her implants - which look massive - are "only" 1250cc, so yeah these are mental.

I think there must be a proportion of people looking at this kind of extreme modification who have a mental illness and need help. I don't know what that proportion is, and the way that person talks about her decision convinces me completely that for her it's a niche interest like getting loads of tattoos, but... 4000cc...

inflatablerobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 14d

I view this about the same as eyeball tattoos, ouch. Good luck have fun but I cringe a bit just looking at them. Still, kinda cool in a body horror sorta way.

Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 13d

There will always be one that says hold my beer

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 14d

look, if a woman wants to have ginormous humongous knockers, and she's willing to accept the consequences to her back for having them, then by god she should be allowed!

Gentryfried@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 6d

Who tf does that fit on? Presumably that's a grown adult in the background rather than a little kid?

ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Bae, you sure you got enough skin to hide them under?

mirshafie@europe.pub · 1 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Maybe if they combine it with a massive weight reduction?

ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 14d

Belly skin milkies?? :3