I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
141 Comments
remon@ani.social · 17 pts · 325d
My mum tried to ban me from watching South Park before South Park made fun of exactly that.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 325d
I wasn't banned from watching South Park when it started. Even my 3 -year-old at the time brother was allowed to watch it with me. But I was banned from watching Ren and Stimpy several years earlier which disappointed me at the time but in hindsight I support wholeheartedly.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 325d
Can vaguely remember the Berlin Wall falling. All the adults seemed to think it was really important.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 324d
I clearly remember it, I think you might be my little brother’s age.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 325d
VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 325d
Maaaaan somebody reminded me this existed last week and I had to bust these out and give em a spin
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 322d
Real talk, if you have young kids and DosBox or something, soooo many of those old games hold up.
Mine loved the OG Carmen San Diego games, though there were a couple short history lessons to understand some parts. Didn't quite clue into the 'use the dossier* to determine matches for warrants without a time penalty' trick that earned me a pizza party back in the day, lol.
*I don't remember what it's called, the file with all of the VILE agents
ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 325d
I have a child old enough to vote
Dicska@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 325d
In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children's age?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 325d
Uhm...
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 325d
Uh, most of the countries I know you need to be an adult to vote aka 18.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
(I am aware, it's the same here - I was just making a joke by splitting up the sentence differently)
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 325d
I have been born
I haven't died yet
chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
I'd guess you're at least 7 years old.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 325d
That's correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 324d
This was my first console
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Well, that beats my 2600.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
If it helps this was my second one…
(a sears 2600 clone)
leadore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Pong, right?
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Yep. And a bunch of other games like hockey and what not
percent@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 325d
I remember Y2K
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 325d
I worked on preventing it.
percent@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 324d
thanks
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
You are welcome! I had two, very simple, jobs doing grunt work, but Y2K updates got me into tech.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
FIST BUMP. It was my first IT job and mostly monkey work, but my best friend and I were stoked to break into tech. Next job was also Y2K updates. And I just realized I had two jobs in mitigation.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 325d
I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties...
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
Watching for planes falling out of the skies.
Appleseuss@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d
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goncalvesajo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 324d
I used to type Load ""
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
LOAD "BLAH" ,8 ,1. Just kidding, I only has a cassette drive. :(
Did you learn to splice with a razor blade and scotch tape?
leadore@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 324d
Currently there are about 8.2 billion people on earth. When I was born it was just under 3 billion.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
I was at 3.7 billion. I could rant all night, but so many of our problems are from explosive population growth. Humans never developed political and social systems to deal with it, and we sure as hell didn't evolve for it.
leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
I did my part! No kids.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
I got my 2, which is a statistical net loss.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d
You're old
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d
BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d
I saw star wars at the cinema when it was first released
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 325d
I envy you.
How was it?
BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d
I didn’t really understand it. I was about eight I think.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
Same! But I was four. And I went to the theater without my parents. Just some neighborhood girl rode me there on her bicycle handlebars. True story.
Edit for afterthought: I still don't understand Star Wars. (Does ANYONE?)
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
I was 6, didn't give a shit. Later became a huge fan.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 325d
Tiny me's first computer game ever played:
Dicska@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 325d
When I told my colleagues about my surprise when I found out The Scorpions were German, none, but none of them had any idea what band I was talking about.
JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
For some reason after Gorky Park in Winds of change I thought they were east german.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
As a non-native, I was a bit too old to find the lyrics and get them. After that, it was quite weird to me, but apart from the name being a bit off, I never heard of Gorky Park before.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 324d
crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 1 pts · 324d
What is that?
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
That's a portable CD player with a tape adapter in its headphone jack. The tape is the played by the tape deck of your car stereo. This is for when you didn't have a brand new car with a CD player in the dash or the trunk, but you still had a portable CD player.
crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 1 pts · 322d
Ahhhh I see now— for a moment for me it looked like one of those AI gen images where it looks like something but the closer you look it isn’t anything— used to have a tape to aux converter in my car for this purpose.
randombullet@programming.dev · 6 pts · 324d
Be kind rewind
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Before I went to college, going to Blockbuster was its own activity
unicornBro@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
I think we used to switch to channel 3 to play video games and movies.
Bitflip@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 325d
Fraggle Rock
Shape4985@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 324d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
your bottle of ibuprofen in your bag is getting low, you better refill it with the big bottle from the kitchen cabinet before tomorrow.
EponymousBosh@awful.systems · 5 pts · 325d
Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 325d
When you were too young to recall it, the same was absolute trash. 🤷🏼♂️
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 325d
I loved the star wars films that came out while I was a child, but the ones that were made after that are really bad.
remon@ani.social · 7 pts · 325d
So you're in your either in your mid 50s or wrong.
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
We're about the same age.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 325d
I saw Star Wars at the theater in its first run.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 325d
Here's my seat on the bus.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 320d
LOL thanks whipper snapper
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Came home and the family was all excited, asking me about it. 6-yo me, "Meh. It was OK I guess." Went on to become a fanatic.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 320d
Oh man, I was obsessed. They released an LP of the movie, kinda like a modern Graphics Audio production but with the original cast. I played that record hundreds of times. I was six at the time too! Now I need to see if I can't find anything about that record. I'd forgotten all about it for years.
Found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Star_Wars
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d
I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it
I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released
Drbreen@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 325d
Waiting for your favourite song to be played on the radio and pressing record and pause on the cassette recorder at the exact right time. Massive feelings of win.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d
I was there, at Cape Canaveral, in the audience, when Challenger exploded. I had just finished Jr. Space Camp, and decided that if stuff like that was gonna happen while I was around NASA, then maybe I should look for an alternative career path.
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 325d
When I learned that MacGyver was American, knowing full well I saw him speak French in every episode, it made me very angry for some reason.
Octavio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
That's a really good one.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d
Choplifter
RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d
My youngest kid just graduated highschool. Pell Grants literally covered my tuition (nothing else, but the classes) for college.
Also I know what this is
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Took one of those to the office and asked around. Surprisingly, some of the people around my age didn't get it and a couple of young people did!
Had stacks of those things!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 324d
I was born during the One Child Policy in mainland China (I was the unlawful second-born child in my family)
My schools did active shooter drills when I was in K-12 school in the US
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 324d
White dog shit was a thing when I was a kid
Jambone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d
We used slide rules in high school physics class. I still have mine.
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 324d
My life began at the end of history.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 325d
I'm bald on top and my scalp looks like a brain from long Hulkamania, and PacMan fever destroyed my grip strength.
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 325d
263660769 - that's a number that people could use to talk with me in a specific way when I was 14. Neither my parents nor anyone in my school had that number and the vast majority of them would not know what it was either.
But that's only true because I lived in a very small town in the middle of nowhere in South America. For a similar experience somewhere "more modern", that number would have had to have at least one less digit.
weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 325d
Uh oh!
If I'm right you are late 30s to early 40s. Either Elder Millenial or the last vestiges of Gen X. A Xennial if you will.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 325d
9 digits = definitely still in their 30s
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 324d
Yep, but not for long.
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
ICQ?
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 324d
Yes!
steeznson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
My dad had to remove me from the cinema when we saw Toy Story on release because I found Sid's vivsected toys too frightening
wirelesswire@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 324d
I was in high school on 9/11/2001. I remember another teacher ran into my classroom and told my teacher to turn the news on just as first period was ending. The tv was already on in my 2nd period class. I watched both towers fall on live tv. It was... an experience, that's for sure.
Side note, my physics teacher was in the Navy Reserves and was called into active duty. My physics class was "taught" with varying degrees of success by substitutes for the rest of the semester. That was an interesting class, and for the wrong reasons.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 324d
This feels like "tell me how old you are while telling me how old you are"
shalafi@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 324d
I was hungover, laying on my office floor praying to just die. Strange enough, our work orders from the ISP weren't ready, rare event. So everyone was watching TV as it went down. Still remember the mood instantly shifting from, "What a tragedy.", to, "Holy shit!! We're under attack!"
kungfuratte@feddit.org · 3 pts · 325d
I recently bought "Sonic the Hedgehog" a third time.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 324d
irc
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
About as old as [joke redacted] was
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
Bionicle.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 325d
I'm still waiting for my hoverboard, but at least I'm unlikely to live to see the collapse of civilization?
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 325d
How do you figure that second one? Do you have less than a couple of years left?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 321d
It's gonna take longer than that... but not by much.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 325d
I am slightly older than the North American release of the Nintendo Entertainment System.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 325d
I still love gorilla.bat.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d
I vividly remember seeing a show on TV very young, in a hotel room. It just happened to be on. When I saw it again, older, I realized it was the TNG pilot.
ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
Super Mario World was the first video game I played.
nucleative@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d
I played Super Mario Bros on a table arcade in a pizza restaurant.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 325d
My pizza place had a sit down Mrs Pac-Man, a stand up Galaga, Tempest and Centipede, and a western themed pinball machine.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
My rollerskates had 4 wheels and looked like tennis shoes. A cartoon named Thundarr helped develop my lifelong love of post apocalyptic media. Mtv played music videos, all day. I watched the pilot of my favorite t.v. show ever after work one night. "You exist here"
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d
when I was a kid we didn't come home until dinner or fear the belt from dad
the song I lost my virginity to was Lady D'Arbanville, it was an older lady that was almost 30 years older than me. she wouldn't stop speaking French the whole time even though she knew English.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 325d
Younger than Star Wars but older than the first flight of a concorde.
sapetoku@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 324d
Sweet leaded gasoline
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d
I groan when I get up and my back pops when I lean a certain way. I'm way too young for those.
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Was a little kid when lawn darts were still legal/available.
joe_archer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
In the year 2000 I was half the age I am now.
paulzy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Can you kick? and stretch? and kick?
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 325d
i played the shit out of duke nukem 3d. I was a tad too young though
Fedditor385@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d
I had the newest MTV Hits on a casette.
lucg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Gameboy Color
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 325d
I recently found a couple old PC games I used to play as a child and thought was part of one or more "1000-in-1 Games" discs. They were 3-D Ultra Minigolf Deluxe and 3-D Ultra Radio Control Racers.
One of my absolute FAVORITE edutainment games was Franklin the Turtle Clubhouse Adventures.
I got to experience having shelves of VHS tapes alongside a drawer of them, and also having DVDs at the same time. Hell, my family even has netflix back when they mailed DVDs and I think we used to still have one or two of them from back then for a long while, but they probably got lost when we had to move.
I can remember my family renting games from Blockbuster.
Edit:
Pretty sure we had all or most of the 3•2•1 Penguins DVDs since my parents, like most every parent who let their kid watch it, loved VeggieTales and thought that Big Idea would have another big hit. VeggieTales is by far basically the only Christian cartoon I could ever recommend and I'm pretty sure I saw every one of the originals on VHS.
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
🎶Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtles in a half-shell, turtle power!🎵
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
My favorite BGS game is Oblivion.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
The cartoons I watched as a kid were deliberately gross and ugly looking.
stinky@redlemmy.com · 1 pts · 324d
longcat is loooooong
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 325d
D’arcy de Farcy
CuffsOffWilly@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 324d
gnu@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 324d
Gen Z, or those born between the late 90s and around 2010.
It can be applied more broadly to mean youths in general though, just as boomer gets used by the younger crowd to mean anyone older than them.
sapetoku@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
Gen Z
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 325d
🎶🎵🎶🎶12345 678910 1112 doo do dodo doo do
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
I was 6 years old when Optimus Prime died for our sins.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
You Can't Do That On Television
Thoven@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 324d
I was alive for but don't remember 9/11. Some might call me a Zennial.
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 324d
genz but have used floppy disk on PC and cassetes for music, have played with my ancient mouse's balls, fixed tv/monitor by violence, have been traumatized by several jumpscares found in random .swf file in a sea of .swf files back when I couldn't read english.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 324d
Go Thunderbirds
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Thunder Cats
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 324d
What’s a thunder cat ?
JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
Ancient cartoon that also had a character partially responsible for furry fandom. Cheetara.
HollowV@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
I graduated high school during Covid
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
I remember where I was when Reagan was shot.
Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Ford... Carter
Three Mile Island
Iran Hostage crisis
Launch of Columbia
Challenger
Chernobyl
JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
So you actually get most of the lyrics in Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire?"
Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
OMG... That's brilliant. Wish I had thought of it.
EchoCranium@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 325d
We used to drink Towne Club soda out of glass bottles.
gnu@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 324d
When I started school my year group would use encyclopaedias and the school library to look up information for projects, by the end of primary school (elementary for the yanks) we were using Google in the school computer room.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d
@leadore@lemmy.world is old enough to be my grandfather
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
I told all my friends on AIM to create MySpace accounts and add me when I was 18.
njm1314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d
Cell phones were never to be seen on high school property. You're allowed to have them for emergencies, but you can never whip it out. If a teacher or administrator saw it, it would be taken away until end of the day.
usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
Goo goo ga ga
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 324d
mighty
morphin
power
rangers
didnt1able@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d
The information age is my brother