Without stating your age, how old are you?

I have two answers for you.

1: I have acne I'm too old for and gray hairs I'm too young for.

2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.

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remon@ani.social · 17 pts · 325d (1 reply)

My mum tried to ban me from watching South Park before South Park made fun of exactly that.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 325d

I wasn't banned from watching South Park when it started. Even my 3 -year-old at the time brother was allowed to watch it with me. But I was banned from watching Ren and Stimpy several years earlier which disappointed me at the time but in hindsight I support wholeheartedly.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 325d (1 reply)

Can vaguely remember the Berlin Wall falling. All the adults seemed to think it was really important.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 324d

I clearly remember it, I think you might be my little brother’s age.

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 325d (2 replies)

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 325d (1 reply)

Maaaaan somebody reminded me this existed last week and I had to bust these out and give em a spin

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 322d

Real talk, if you have young kids and DosBox or something, soooo many of those old games hold up.

Mine loved the OG Carmen San Diego games, though there were a couple short history lessons to understand some parts. Didn't quite clue into the 'use the dossier* to determine matches for warrants without a time penalty' trick that earned me a pizza party back in the day, lol.

*I don't remember what it's called, the file with all of the VILE agents

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 325d (4 replies)

I have a child old enough to vote

Dicska@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 325d (3 replies)

In which god forsaken country are voting rights dependent on children's age?

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 325d

Uhm...

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 325d (1 reply)

Uh, most of the countries I know you need to be an adult to vote aka 18.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d

(I am aware, it's the same here - I was just making a joke by splitting up the sentence differently)

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 325d (2 replies)

I have been born

I haven't died yet

chunes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d (1 reply)

I'd guess you're at least 7 years old.

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 325d

That's correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 324d (4 replies)

This was my first console

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Well, that beats my 2600.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

If it helps this was my second one…

(a sears 2600 clone)

leadore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Pong, right?

billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Yep. And a bunch of other games like hockey and what not

percent@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 325d (6 replies)

I remember Y2K

starlinguk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 325d (3 replies)

I worked on preventing it.

percent@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

thanks

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

You are welcome! I had two, very simple, jobs doing grunt work, but Y2K updates got me into tech.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

FIST BUMP. It was my first IT job and mostly monkey work, but my best friend and I were stoked to break into tech. Next job was also Y2K updates. And I just realized I had two jobs in mitigation.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 325d (1 reply)

I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties...

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

Watching for planes falling out of the skies.

Appleseuss@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d

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goncalvesajo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 324d (1 reply)

I used to type Load ""

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

LOAD "BLAH" ,8 ,1. Just kidding, I only has a cassette drive. :(

Did you learn to splice with a razor blade and scotch tape?

leadore@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 324d (5 replies)

Currently there are about 8.2 billion people on earth. When I was born it was just under 3 billion.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (3 replies)

I was at 3.7 billion. I could rant all night, but so many of our problems are from explosive population growth. Humans never developed political and social systems to deal with it, and we sure as hell didn't evolve for it.

leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

I did my part! No kids.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

I got my 2, which is a statistical net loss.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d

You're old

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d
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BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d (4 replies)

I saw star wars at the cinema when it was first released

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 325d (3 replies)

I envy you.

How was it?

BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 325d (1 reply)

I didn’t really understand it. I was about eight I think.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d

Same! But I was four. And I went to the theater without my parents. Just some neighborhood girl rode me there on her bicycle handlebars. True story.

Edit for afterthought: I still don't understand Star Wars. (Does ANYONE?)

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

I was 6, didn't give a shit. Later became a huge fan.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 325d

Tiny me's first computer game ever played:

Dicska@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 325d (2 replies)

When I told my colleagues about my surprise when I found out The Scorpions were German, none, but none of them had any idea what band I was talking about.

JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

For some reason after Gorky Park in Winds of change I thought they were east german.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d

As a non-native, I was a bit too old to find the lyrics and get them. After that, it was quite weird to me, but apart from the name being a bit off, I never heard of Gorky Park before.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 324d (3 replies)

crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 1 pts · 324d (2 replies)

What is that?

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d (1 reply)

That's a portable CD player with a tape adapter in its headphone jack. The tape is the played by the tape deck of your car stereo. This is for when you didn't have a brand new car with a CD player in the dash or the trunk, but you still had a portable CD player.

crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 1 pts · 322d

Ahhhh I see now— for a moment for me it looked like one of those AI gen images where it looks like something but the closer you look it isn’t anything— used to have a tape to aux converter in my car for this purpose.

randombullet@programming.dev · 6 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Be kind rewind

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Before I went to college, going to Blockbuster was its own activity

unicornBro@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

I think we used to switch to channel 3 to play video games and movies.

Bitflip@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 325d

Fraggle Rock

Shape4985@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 324d (1 reply)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

your bottle of ibuprofen in your bag is getting low, you better refill it with the big bottle from the kitchen cabinet before tomorrow.

EponymousBosh@awful.systems · 5 pts · 325d (1 reply)

Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 325d

When you were too young to recall it, the same was absolute trash. 🤷🏼‍♂️

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 325d (2 replies)

I loved the star wars films that came out while I was a child, but the ones that were made after that are really bad.

remon@ani.social · 7 pts · 325d

So you're in your either in your mid 50s or wrong.

starlinguk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d

We're about the same age.

CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 325d (4 replies)

I saw Star Wars at the theater in its first run.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 325d (1 reply)

Here's my seat on the bus.

CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 320d

LOL thanks whipper snapper

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d (1 reply)

Came home and the family was all excited, asking me about it. 6-yo me, "Meh. It was OK I guess." Went on to become a fanatic.

CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 320d

Oh man, I was obsessed. They released an LP of the movie, kinda like a modern Graphics Audio production but with the original cast. I played that record hundreds of times. I was six at the time too! Now I need to see if I can't find anything about that record. I'd forgotten all about it for years.

Found it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Star_Wars

recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d

I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it

I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released

Drbreen@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 325d

Waiting for your favourite song to be played on the radio and pressing record and pause on the cassette recorder at the exact right time. Massive feelings of win.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 324d

I was there, at Cape Canaveral, in the audience, when Challenger exploded. I had just finished Jr. Space Camp, and decided that if stuff like that was gonna happen while I was around NASA, then maybe I should look for an alternative career path.

Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 325d

When I learned that MacGyver was American, knowing full well I saw him speak French in every episode, it made me very angry for some reason.

Octavio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d (1 reply)
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Professorozone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

That's a really good one.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 325d

Choplifter

RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 324d (1 reply)

My youngest kid just graduated highschool. Pell Grants literally covered my tuition (nothing else, but the classes) for college.

Also I know what this is

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Took one of those to the office and asked around. Surprisingly, some of the people around my age didn't get it and a couple of young people did!

Had stacks of those things!

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 324d

I was born during the One Child Policy in mainland China (I was the unlawful second-born child in my family)

My schools did active shooter drills when I was in K-12 school in the US

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 324d

White dog shit was a thing when I was a kid

Jambone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d

We used slide rules in high school physics class. I still have mine.

Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 324d

My life began at the end of history.

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 325d

I'm bald on top and my scalp looks like a brain from long Hulkamania, and PacMan fever destroyed my grip strength.

Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 325d (5 replies)

263660769 - that's a number that people could use to talk with me in a specific way when I was 14. Neither my parents nor anyone in my school had that number and the vast majority of them would not know what it was either.

But that's only true because I lived in a very small town in the middle of nowhere in South America. For a similar experience somewhere "more modern", that number would have had to have at least one less digit.

weariedfae@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 325d (2 replies)

Uh oh!

If I'm right you are late 30s to early 40s. Either Elder Millenial or the last vestiges of Gen X. A Xennial if you will.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 325d (1 reply)

9 digits = definitely still in their 30s

Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 324d

Yep, but not for long.

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d (1 reply)

ICQ?

Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 324d

Yes!

steeznson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d

My dad had to remove me from the cinema when we saw Toy Story on release because I found Sid's vivsected toys too frightening

wirelesswire@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 324d (2 replies)

I was in high school on 9/11/2001. I remember another teacher ran into my classroom and told my teacher to turn the news on just as first period was ending. The tv was already on in my 2nd period class. I watched both towers fall on live tv. It was... an experience, that's for sure.

Side note, my physics teacher was in the Navy Reserves and was called into active duty. My physics class was "taught" with varying degrees of success by substitutes for the rest of the semester. That was an interesting class, and for the wrong reasons.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 324d

This feels like "tell me how old you are while telling me how old you are"

shalafi@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 324d

I was hungover, laying on my office floor praying to just die. Strange enough, our work orders from the ISP weren't ready, rare event. So everyone was watching TV as it went down. Still remember the mood instantly shifting from, "What a tragedy.", to, "Holy shit!! We're under attack!"

kungfuratte@feddit.org · 3 pts · 325d

I recently bought "Sonic the Hedgehog" a third time.

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 324d

irc

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d

About as old as [joke redacted] was

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d

Bionicle.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 325d (2 replies)

I'm still waiting for my hoverboard, but at least I'm unlikely to live to see the collapse of civilization?

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 325d (1 reply)

How do you figure that second one? Do you have less than a couple of years left?

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 321d

It's gonna take longer than that... but not by much.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 325d

I am slightly older than the North American release of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 325d

I still love gorilla.bat.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 324d

I vividly remember seeing a show on TV very young, in a hotel room. It just happened to be on. When I saw it again, older, I realized it was the TNG pilot.

ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d

Super Mario World was the first video game I played.

nucleative@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 325d (1 reply)

I played Super Mario Bros on a table arcade in a pizza restaurant.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 325d

My pizza place had a sit down Mrs Pac-Man, a stand up Galaga, Tempest and Centipede, and a western themed pinball machine.

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d
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JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

My rollerskates had 4 wheels and looked like tennis shoes. A cartoon named Thundarr helped develop my lifelong love of post apocalyptic media. Mtv played music videos, all day. I watched the pilot of my favorite t.v. show ever after work one night. "You exist here"

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d
  1. when I was a kid we didn't come home until dinner or fear the belt from dad

  2. the song I lost my virginity to was Lady D'Arbanville, it was an older lady that was almost 30 years older than me. she wouldn't stop speaking French the whole time even though she knew English.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 325d

Younger than Star Wars but older than the first flight of a concorde.

sapetoku@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 324d

Sweet leaded gasoline

LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d

I groan when I get up and my back pops when I lean a certain way. I'm way too young for those.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Was a little kid when lawn darts were still legal/available.

joe_archer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

In the year 2000 I was half the age I am now.

paulzy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

Can you kick? and stretch? and kick?

vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 325d

i played the shit out of duke nukem 3d. I was a tad too young though

Fedditor385@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 325d

I had the newest MTV Hits on a casette.

lucg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Gameboy Color

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 325d

I recently found a couple old PC games I used to play as a child and thought was part of one or more "1000-in-1 Games" discs. They were 3-D Ultra Minigolf Deluxe and 3-D Ultra Radio Control Racers.

One of my absolute FAVORITE edutainment games was Franklin the Turtle Clubhouse Adventures.

I got to experience having shelves of VHS tapes alongside a drawer of them, and also having DVDs at the same time. Hell, my family even has netflix back when they mailed DVDs and I think we used to still have one or two of them from back then for a long while, but they probably got lost when we had to move.

I can remember my family renting games from Blockbuster.

Edit:

Pretty sure we had all or most of the 3•2•1 Penguins DVDs since my parents, like most every parent who let their kid watch it, loved VeggieTales and thought that Big Idea would have another big hit. VeggieTales is by far basically the only Christian cartoon I could ever recommend and I'm pretty sure I saw every one of the originals on VHS.

Tedesche@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

🎶Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtles in a half-shell, turtle power!🎵

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

My favorite BGS game is Oblivion.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

The cartoons I watched as a kid were deliberately gross and ugly looking.

stinky@redlemmy.com · 1 pts · 324d

longcat is loooooong

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 325d

D’arcy de Farcy

CuffsOffWilly@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 324d (2 replies)
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gnu@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 324d

Gen Z, or those born between the late 90s and around 2010.

It can be applied more broadly to mean youths in general though, just as boomer gets used by the younger crowd to mean anyone older than them.

sapetoku@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

Gen Z

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 325d

🎶🎵🎶🎶12345 678910 1112 doo do dodo doo do

grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

I was 6 years old when Optimus Prime died for our sins.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

You Can't Do That On Television

Thoven@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 324d

I was alive for but don't remember 9/11. Some might call me a Zennial.

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 324d

genz but have used floppy disk on PC and cassetes for music, have played with my ancient mouse's balls, fixed tv/monitor by violence, have been traumatized by several jumpscares found in random .swf file in a sea of .swf files back when I couldn't read english.

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 324d (3 replies)

Go Thunderbirds

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Thunder Cats

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 324d (1 reply)

What’s a thunder cat ?

JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d

Ancient cartoon that also had a character partially responsible for furry fandom. Cheetara.

HollowV@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d

I graduated high school during Covid

IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

I remember where I was when Reagan was shot.

Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d (2 replies)

Ford... Carter

Three Mile Island

Iran Hostage crisis

Launch of Columbia

Challenger

Chernobyl

JessyKenning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 324d (1 reply)

So you actually get most of the lyrics in Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire?"

Canopyflyer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

OMG... That's brilliant. Wish I had thought of it.

EchoCranium@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 325d

We used to drink Towne Club soda out of glass bottles.

gnu@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 324d

When I started school my year group would use encyclopaedias and the school library to look up information for projects, by the end of primary school (elementary for the yanks) we were using Google in the school computer room.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 324d

@leadore@lemmy.world is old enough to be my grandfather

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

I told all my friends on AIM to create MySpace accounts and add me when I was 18.

njm1314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 325d
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OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 324d

Cell phones were never to be seen on high school property. You're allowed to have them for emergencies, but you can never whip it out. If a teacher or administrator saw it, it would be taken away until end of the day.

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

Goo goo ga ga

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 324d

mighty

morphin

power

rangers

didnt1able@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 324d

The information age is my brother