Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don't even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their -1 into there for good measure.
Like, it's sad that the post went to waste, but I don't care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won't abandon my principles.
This is online discourse. You're supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
I was not expecting to get into pineapple pizza so much as an adult. First of all, there aren't many pizzas I'd turn down anyway. But pineapple is fucking amazing. The sweetness and acidity marries perfectly with rich, melty cheese, just like marinara does. And I beg to differ on the garlic: I like a sauce that bites back.
I experimented heavily with pineapple pizza until I found out I had an extreme allergy to gluten. The sauce loves some garlic but, if you really want garlic, just toss some diced garlic on top of the pizza with a drizzle of olive oil before you bake. It comes out perfect at 550 for 5-6 minutes on a pizza stone or 450 for 8-10? (I can’t remember anymore, I shifted to the former). Buuuuut, that’s how I learned that the two flavors clash when they’re too strong. A piece of pineapple with an adjacent medium to medium-well garlic is not a pleasant combo.
Also how I found out that Italian small leaf basil and pineapple is literally a perfect combo, always. I’m making a basil pineapple salad tomorrow!
university of vermont, this article links to it but the link has gone dead. I presume if you wrote to the culinary department they could dig it up on some old hard drive
so there was some kind of casual study that showed people tend to take smaller bites of diagonally cut sandwiches. do not ask me to give a source, Dan Pashman mentioned it on his James Beard Award winning podcast The Sporkful.
Side note: The Sporkful is best known for its ongoing debate about whether or not a hodog is a sandwich
That's pretty cool and very kind of you. But I was exaggerating, though it does hit me more than it should.
But cognitively I know it's usually not that big of a deal. Sometimes the way I communicated is an issue, or somebody interpreted it wrong, or they are having a bad day, being unreasonable, or I just straight up made a mistake. It could be so many things.
I find this article pretty useful for anyone who might struggle with this and rejection in general:
For me, it really depends on my mentality, but for the most part, I have the sneaking suspicion that if you're not occasionally downvoted, then you're doing something wrong.
Like, you do not have to be a flawless member of the Hive Mind. It is okay to think for yourself and have your own opinions, you know?
The one time I noticed I got downvoted on Lemmy was because I was stupid, and somehow that makes it much more tolerable. Like, I'm happy less people read that shit
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I'd just eat the crust separately.
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it's easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don't worry, it's just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
Cutting a sandwich 'along the middle' is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn't orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be cut diagonally because everything falls out.
If it's a mostly wet filling like those you'e mentioned, the cut isn't what's making it fall out of the sandwich. Those tend to get pushed out the back and sides even without cutting it. Especially if it's got a lot of if in there.
yeah this is my problem with this whole argument - too many sandwiches suffer from any cutting. build it, give it a good smoosh then use the bread to pinch in the ingredients that want to slide around like tomatoes or pickles.
but, I do recognize, I'm way too serious about sandwiches lol
I genuinely don't give a fuck about internet points. I've seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it's point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
Predictably, PieFed has that option that Lemmy lacks.
Although if used for every comment then perhaps better to simply not post the comment in the first place - it's fairly antisocial behavior to talk but not to listen.
I'll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
I will go down in a blaze of glory for my convictions. been banned from a few places for them. really don't give a shit about what others think, just as long as I make them think.
after all if you can't stand by your convictions, what can you stand for?
I mean... he's an actor. There's a person on payroll for props for a reason. Should every actor in Breaking Bad have stopped to make sure it wasn't real ricin they were handling? lmfao
208 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 133 pts · 293d
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 293d
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don't actually do this, but it does sound like it'd fit)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 293d
You’ll love my nuts.
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 292d
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 292d
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Master@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 292d
Why are we freezing slap chops...
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 293d
The sandwich: 🌭
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 293d
That’s a taco.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 293d
Soup
Soggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 292d
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
JayJay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 293d
There aren't three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 293d
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 293d
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 293d
Time is a flat circle.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d
So like an Uncrustable.
Triumph@fedia.io · 6 pts · 293d
Mobius sandwich
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 293d
Like a pizza.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
That's a pizza.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 292d
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d
That's nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Hope you wore a hair net.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 292d
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here...
Mac@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 292d
Well yeah, time exists.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d
There's no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you'll be standing around all day waiting.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 293d
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
baronvonj@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d
4D time cube?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 293d
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven't figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 293d
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 292d
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 292d
Based!!
Schal330@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 293d
I don't see what the problem is.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 293d
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post...
myrrh@ttrpg.network · 40 pts · 293d
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 21 pts · 293d
Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 293d
I certainly hope so
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
i think it's called 'phalladolia'
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 292d
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
Meron35@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 292d
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 292d
I'm a bottom :>
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 44 pts · 293d
Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
naught101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 293d
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don't even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their
-1into there for good measure.Like, it's sad that the post went to waste, but I don't care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 293d
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won't abandon my principles.
starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 292d
I think it's fair if it's really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke
or lolololol
or hahahahah
JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT
kamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d
Also a bunch of laughing emojis put in a written joke are kind of like telling the joke and adding "you should laugh here".
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
i know right lol
remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 292d
Thank you for your service.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 292d
Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 292d
This is online discourse. You're supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 292d
Silence The Discord!
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 293d
Pineapple on pizza is excellent as long as the sauce is lighter on garlic and there’s a fresh basil leaf under it.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 293d
Why would you put pizza on top of a basil leaf?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 293d
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 293d
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 293d
I was not expecting to get into pineapple pizza so much as an adult. First of all, there aren't many pizzas I'd turn down anyway. But pineapple is fucking amazing. The sweetness and acidity marries perfectly with rich, melty cheese, just like marinara does. And I beg to differ on the garlic: I like a sauce that bites back.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 293d
I experimented heavily with pineapple pizza until I found out I had an extreme allergy to gluten. The sauce loves some garlic but, if you really want garlic, just toss some diced garlic on top of the pizza with a drizzle of olive oil before you bake. It comes out perfect at 550 for 5-6 minutes on a pizza stone or 450 for 8-10? (I can’t remember anymore, I shifted to the former). Buuuuut, that’s how I learned that the two flavors clash when they’re too strong. A piece of pineapple with an adjacent medium to medium-well garlic is not a pleasant combo.
Also how I found out that Italian small leaf basil and pineapple is literally a perfect combo, always. I’m making a basil pineapple salad tomorrow!
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 292d
Jalapeños really add a nice heat to go with the sweetness
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 292d
Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!
scytale@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 293d
What's behind her and why does it have a vein?
calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 292d
It's a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
treesapx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
An excellent song.
jimjam5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
The bass slaps!
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I'm not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 292d
When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Your comment is more applicable than you might know.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.
So far my doctor hasn't fixed the issue, so I can't comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I'm hopeful.
He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 292d
It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?
toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.
thatkomputerkat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 292d
Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.
TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 293d
I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 293d
diagonally.
two triangles. there's some science behind this: the angle/cut makes the eater take smaller bites.
smaller bites have been shown to have a greater sensory experience: texture & flavor.
if you like science and are smart cut your FUCKING SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
If you like science you'll provide sources. ;)
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 292d
university of vermont, this article links to it but the link has gone dead. I presume if you wrote to the culinary department they could dig it up on some old hard drive
https://www.businessinsider.com/sandwich-making-hacks-2018-7#salt-and-pepper-your-veggies-9
khannie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d
Have you a source for this because if you do I'll never cut a sandwich any other way for the rest of my life. I swear it.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 292d
the study was done at the university of vermont. this article links to it, but the link is dead and I cannot spend any more energy on this topic.
https://www.businessinsider.com/sandwich-making-hacks-2018-7#salt-and-pepper-your-veggies-9
khannie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Thank you kindly. :)
ngdev@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 292d
source: their ass
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 292d
This doesn't make sense, I can't take as big of a bite of a horizontal cut because I can't nom pointy end first into roughly half the sandwich?
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 292d
so there was some kind of casual study that showed people tend to take smaller bites of diagonally cut sandwiches. do not ask me to give a source, Dan Pashman mentioned it on his James Beard Award winning podcast The Sporkful.
Side note: The Sporkful is best known for its ongoing debate about whether or not a hodog is a sandwich
Soupbreaker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
That's funny. Never listened to The Sporkful, but I'd have said that this is what Judge John Hodgman is best known for, as well.
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 292d
Fuck you I WANT A BIG CHOMP
RareCompass@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 292d
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 292d
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 292d
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,...MUAHHAHAHAHA...
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Only if the pizza is a rectangle
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 292d
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 293d
What was the statement?
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 292d
There wasn't one, I made it up.
traceur201@piefed.social · 14 pts · 293d
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d
My man
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 293d
You guys cut your sandwiches?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
If they snitch.
SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 12 pts · 293d
I used to go down in a blaze of glory when I went against the hivemind of old Imgur. Me in 2017, Elon Musk sucks, -200. You have own your opinion.
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 8 pts · 293d
Admirable. A single down-vote, even out of 200 and I take physical damage for the next few days.
nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 293d
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 293d
Some clients like the voyager app also let you hide or combine them
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 2 pts · 293d
That's pretty cool and very kind of you. But I was exaggerating, though it does hit me more than it should.
But cognitively I know it's usually not that big of a deal. Sometimes the way I communicated is an issue, or somebody interpreted it wrong, or they are having a bad day, being unreasonable, or I just straight up made a mistake. It could be so many things.
I find this article pretty useful for anyone who might struggle with this and rejection in general:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/oct/08/stay-true-to-yourself-fly-closer-sun-what-ive-learned-from-50-years-of-rejection
starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 292d
I'll be at 0 score from the person im arguing with and still be like "what was wrong with my comment!!"
krashmo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
You had to know that this comment would end up with one downvote at one point or another lol
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d
For me, it really depends on my mentality, but for the most part, I have the sneaking suspicion that if you're not occasionally downvoted, then you're doing something wrong.
Like, you do not have to be a flawless member of the Hive Mind. It is okay to think for yourself and have your own opinions, you know?
Qwel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 293d
The one time I noticed I got downvoted on Lemmy was because I was stupid, and somehow that makes it much more tolerable. Like, I'm happy less people read that shit
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 3 pts · 293d
Help, I want to report an assault!
zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 291d
Username checks out ;) ADHD & rejection sensitive dysphoria go hand in hand. I feel ya!
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 292d
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I'd just eat the crust separately.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don't gaslight us!
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 292d
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 291d
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it's easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don't worry, it's just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It's not very hard to understand when you see it
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 291d
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
Threeme2189@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 291d
Cutting a sandwich 'along the middle' is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn't orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 291d
I said top down. That's a 2d perspective
Threeme2189@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 290d
That's just a 3d perspective along the Z axis
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 291d
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Maybe they're laying down while cutting it?
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be cut diagonally because everything falls out.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 293d
If it's a mostly wet filling like those you'e mentioned, the cut isn't what's making it fall out of the sandwich. Those tend to get pushed out the back and sides even without cutting it. Especially if it's got a lot of if in there.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
yeah this is my problem with this whole argument - too many sandwiches suffer from any cutting. build it, give it a good smoosh then use the bread to pinch in the ingredients that want to slide around like tomatoes or pickles.
but, I do recognize, I'm way too serious about sandwiches lol
Gorilladrums@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 292d
I genuinely don't give a fuck about internet points. I've seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 292d
When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 292d
Some "opinions" genuinely suck. But I've seen downvotes on extremely mild takes, too.
Not to mention the irrational hate boner people have on the thorn dude.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Did you mean to say When you post an opinion and it gets downvotes ?
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Good lord… the is a typo in my critique!! Ugh.
I meant: It’s AN opinion.
And… that’s what I get for being smart alecky
azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 292d
That's actually very easy on Lemmy
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 292d
Hot dogs are sandwiches
theneverfox@pawb.social · 11 pts · 292d
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 292d
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
He's allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 292d
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 5 pts · 292d
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things
Taco is a thing wrapped around another
Pizza is a thing on top of another
Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 292d
Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 4 pts · 292d
I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 291d
Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.
theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 291d
Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich
You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding
Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?
TomAwsm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
I see disagreement, but no counter argument.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 292d
Life is not always fair.
modus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
Smoothies are soup.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 292d
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 292d
I am vanilla latte
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
This is the best one.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Lasagna is a casserole.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 292d
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 292d
Really stewy lasagna... Gross! Thanks!
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 292d
No beaver butts here!
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 291d
It's not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 291d
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
and I cut them diagonally just because that's not how a sub should be cut
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 292d
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
Auli@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 292d
But a sub is just a sandwich.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it's point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there's only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn't matter
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 293d
Any way a sandwich is cut, it is cut vertically.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d
I usually do a triple bias paraboloid
capuccino@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 293d
yeah, if you cut something horizontally you got two sides: top and bottom, if you cut vertically you got left and right parts
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d
Me and my nihilism and anti-natalism.
And if a .ml user or equivalent is around, my anti-authoritarianism.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 5 pts · 291d
Hot take: I don't cut my sandwiches I just eat them.
Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 293d
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday....
FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 292d
And right now...
Electrical_Depth@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 292d
...You can save fifty pounds per person...🗣
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 292d
what does that have todo with anything??
petersr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d
Yup. It's why I don't bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don't care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don't wanna hear it.)
myszka@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 292d
Do you ever reply to replies?
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 291d
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 292d
OpenStars@piefed.social · 1 pts · 291d
Predictably, PieFed has that option that Lemmy lacks.
Although if used for every comment then perhaps better to simply not post the comment in the first place - it's fairly antisocial behavior to talk but not to listen.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d
I don't like 99% of bread. Bread sucks. Rice and noodles are way better starches. Fight me.
Tja@programming.dev · 13 pts · 292d
Germany wants to know your location.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
I'll keep these hot takes coming yo. I went to europe because people keep raving aboot bread in europe and people say Toronto has bad bread or something but neither I nor my partner could taste much of a difference when comparing breads from actual bakeries.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Same with us Americans, they think we all eat wonderbread with every meal
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d
German bread can be really good, but a lot of German bread kinda sucks. Especially anything that comes pre-sliced in a plastic bag.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 292d
Better starch? Thats a fine opinion. Bread sucks?! Gimme yo location dukes up bitch
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
I order thin crust pizza because it has less bread. I treat bread as a vehicle for food and nothing else.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 292d
Noodles suck they fall off my chopsticks making me look like a fool!
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d
Skill issue.
howrar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
Cut them up and eat it with a spoon
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d
Ramen is good on bread. Even better in a wrap. The non-soup kind works best for this.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d
I will go down in a blaze of glory for my convictions. been banned from a few places for them. really don't give a shit about what others think, just as long as I make them think.
after all if you can't stand by your convictions, what can you stand for?
RedC@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 292d
Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should've faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief
petersr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 291d
What about the person that prepared the gun?
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 291d
I mean... he's an actor. There's a person on payroll for props for a reason. Should every actor in Breaking Bad have stopped to make sure it wasn't real ricin they were handling? lmfao
Madison420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 291d
That's not how firearms work. If it's in your hands you are responsible.
Would you feel differently if he hit the victim with a car he wasn't trained to drive but did anyway?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d
A sandwich cut horizontally just takes us back to two pieces of bread. Where we started. What's your game?
Chill_Dan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d
This is why I squish mine into a dough ball.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 291d
Triangles or death!
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 292d
Or join instance disable downvote. Will not see them.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 292d
My instance also does not have downvotes but you can still see them if they come from other instances.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 291d
I cut mine 3 ways
Auli@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 292d
Which way is horizontal?
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 292d
The wrong way
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 292d
Take a slice and then cut it diagonal on the side.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d
Truly, I think some people really think that if something they said is unpopular that should mean they should shut up, or they're wrong.
All it means is that the thing was unpopular. A lot of unpopular opinions are just completely correct, but old ways are entrenched etc etc.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 292d
That's how I feel about my statement about sandwiches using mayo.
edit: See?