The forbidden fourth leche

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 233d (8 replies)
  • Evaporated Milk

  • Condensed Milk

  • Whole Milk

  • A Secret Fourth Thing

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 233d (2 replies)

Leche de hombre ;)

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 233d (1 reply)

I was hoping for poppy.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d

best I can do is Papi. / Solo te puedo ofrecer Papi

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Harvey Milk

BanMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 232d

Man milk

Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 232d

Powdered milk for more milk per milk

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 233d

Moloko plus

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d

Obviously, it's plasma milk

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 112 pts · 233d (6 replies)

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 233d (3 replies)

That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 233d

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 233d (1 reply)

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 4 pts · 233d

Step into my office!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 233d

binarytobis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d

Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 233d (1 reply)

But all of them were deceived

For another leches had been made...

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 232d

*But they, all of them, deceived

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 233d (9 replies)

I think we can go a lot further.

Common milk producers:

Cow

Bison

Goat

Sheep

Horse

Yak

Reindeer

Common milk types:

Evaporated

Condensed

Powdered

Whole

2%

1%

Skim

By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?

starik@lemmy.zip · 57 pts · 233d (6 replies)

Are you?

If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?

Infinidad Leches

Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 233d

Wouldn't that make one giant 1.625% milk?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 233d

That's a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 233d (2 replies)

What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?

ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d

I'd be suspicious of a tres leches cake made with coconut cream. Somehow, I don't think it would taste right.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 232d

I didn't want to show my hand, but off the record, I've experimented with Norwegian beaver milk and Mongolian camel milk to achieve in vitro samples of sesenta y tres leches. Admittedly, it's highly unstable and there have been casualties. Such is the price of progress.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 233d

excuse me but 2%, 1% and skim are bastard milks we don't accept those here

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d

Oat, soy, Almond?

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 232d

IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 32 pts · 233d (5 replies)

The "Cuatro Leches" is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you've bid $500, bids $501.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 45 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Jackasses? Sir, that's just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 233d (2 replies)
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 233d

I think you're just describing Black Friday.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 233d

And in the Showcase showdown remember that Alonzo took the ears of 4 contestants which puts them in a close second place to Denise!

NEILSON_MANDALA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 28 pts · 233d (5 replies)

The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

JordanZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d (1 reply)
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skeezix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 233d

you sick fuck I'm going to report you.

ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 232d

Sometimes I fold my frozen pizza in half like a calzone and eat it like a taco.

That's no slices.

cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 233d

Great catcher tho

starik@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 233d (1 reply)

The tres leches appears to be leaching one of its leches. The quatro leches has no problem holding all of its leches, even though it has to hold one more. How are these the same price?

db2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 233d

Leaching leches, Batman!

TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?

moakley@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 233d

To be even more specific, it's a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it's absolutely delicious.

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 233d

A type of cake

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 233d

In addition to the other comment, it means "3 milks" literally.

Routhinator@startrek.website · 17 pts · 233d

Cuatro ~= Leches

Cuatro != Quatro

capuccino@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 233d (7 replies)

Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?

three@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Yes, absolutely yes.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d

I'm happy to hear that.

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d

Loads of latin countries have tres leches. I prefer the Caribbean ones.

IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 5 pts · 233d (1 reply)

They should be. I have never seen them anywhere in my neck of the woods, but I did find a vape juice that's "Tres Leches" flavored. It's pretty amazing.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d

I don't want to yuck your yum.

☹️

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 233d

It is not in my distant country, but it sounds like it should be

starik@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 233d

It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Tell me... how many leches you see.

elephantium@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d

Picard intensifies

altasshet@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 233d

But they were all of them described, for another milk was made...

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 13 pts · 233d

Cuatro leches?? With this economy?

RBWells@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 233d

Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.

Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.

Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 233d (4 replies)
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TheRealKuni@piefed.social · 7 pts · 233d (2 replies)

Dulce de leche (which is essentially caramel made from milk).

So tres leches cake has whipping cream, condensed milk, and evaporated milk. Cuatro leches cake adds dulce de leche.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 233d (1 reply)

Fun random fact: Mexico calls milk caramel "cajeta". Just don't say that word in public around Uruguay/Argentina

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler It's a vulgarism for "vulva" there :::

RBWells@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 228d

I thought that was only the one made from goat milk?

db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d

Cottage cheese

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 232d (4 replies)

I thought leche was milk?

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 232d (2 replies)

Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It's delicious.

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d

So quatro leches is just a fourth diary product. I'm thinking Oaxaca cheese.

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 219d

Sounds tasty.

Quique@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d

It is

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 232d

La queres con toda la lecheee ehhhh chinguguencha!!!

stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 232d

Why is it forbidden? It's just like tres leches cake except it's soaked in 4 milks.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 233d

Is the fourth one my wife's?

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 233d (6 replies)

Not a big cheese person, doesn't leeches mean cheeses? 4 chessese should be a little expensive than 3, no? elifaa... (explain like im five and american) im five american cheeses

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 233d

Milk not cheese. Tres leches is 3 milks, evaporated, condensed and whole (cream).

HereIAm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 233d (4 replies)

I'll un-brainfart you. If the price of the cheeses per volume is the same, and both three and four cheeses fill the same container, the price would remain the same 🙂

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 233d

But different cheeses have different prices.... at least they do when i buy individual cheese types.

LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 233d (1 reply)

It's extra work to package more cheeses, even if they're smaller

Bonsoir@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 233d

The fourth cheese could be a cheaper one too.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 233d

im five american cheeses

In this economy?!?!

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 233d

Leche de poppy?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 233d

Yes agreed!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 233d (1 reply)

What is the other leche added? 🤨

JoseALerma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 232d

Whipped cream, from the looks of it. To be fair, we didn't say types and styles of milk were mutually exclusive