What makes a vagina better than the penis? NSFW

Doesn't randomly go erect during middle school powerpoint presentations

Multiple orgasms.

The Clitoris has the highest nerve ending density of any external organ so it probably feels the best when licked. It might feel so good it's unfathomable as a male and most of us will never know.

PS: The clitoris is part of the vulva and not vagina but I thought it fits your question.

Easier to sell pictures of it.

Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn't choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.

Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.

An extra pocket

It's internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.

You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.

Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.

It doesn't have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.

Doesn't hurt as much when it gets hit by something.

Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.

Easier to smuggle drugs into places with it.

Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area

Doesn’t show through pants

Leggings

As a dude, I guess for women its flat down there/No need to tuck it in/ be careful.

Although any discussion about thr disadvantages is silly if we don't count the balls and then they are mostly outside there to screw us men over.

They really can take pounding.

In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.

Self-cleaning and lubricating.

I enjoy being in a female body so much! Don't think penis any more ridiculous looking than lady parts, so no advantage there. But we are the original design for a human, and I can always know my kids are mine. Can't imagine guys feel as much getting off as we do, think advantage goes to the vagina on that. Though it's more a package deal than strictly vagina related. Suppose it might be easier to smuggle drugs with more places to hide them.

Should probably create an alt for this answer but fuck it. Threesomes are also much better as a vagina owner. Unless it's with 2 guys who are bi, every other sort of arrangement the advantage goes to the woman or women.

Aside from everything already stated ... pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity

A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement

Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.

Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.

Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.

Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.

Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.

Just squeeze to activate.

I don't think you've ever been in mens restroom, piss everywhere

When a girl sticks her finger in it and pwns you, it's fantastic

More compact I guess

Can't get kicked in the dick

My penis bleeds and I've got terrible aim. Am I a woman?

• makes it easier to wear all the clothing u could want
• doesnt get weirdly stuck on clothing
• doesnt make u look real dumb when getting erection
• just.... way prettier
• much comfier to lick (very opinionated, I know)
• doesnt.... feel as delicate. a blood-enduced meat sausage feels like its prime for breaking off or- having problems when hitting walls (which is a genuine problem for some apparently)

i think thats it....

You really can't take just the end of the plumbing like that. penis means balls and producing semen. vagina means womb and producing eggs. Females gestate and bear offspring. That is essentially a superpower. With our current technology we could easily fertilize and egg with another womens egg. Kinda surprised that has not happened yet honestly. Cloning is essentially taking a fertilized egg and swapping the dna for another cell. The clone is not exactly the same though because to do that we would have to swap out the mitochondria. Every person is more thier mothers offspring than their fathers because they have an exact copy of the mothers mitochondria which is a cell within a cell for all your cells. It has way less dna but that when it comes to cellular dna the y chromosome is like a stunted X chromosome. So that is that much more dna you get from your mother unless your a girl. Being a male in a way is like being a stunted female. Also I mean you see the orgasms women have. We get like the one. Its intense and boy does it drives us to get to it but the whole time they are getting wave after wave of orgasm that still has super big climax. It wipes us out and it energizes the fuck out of them. Lets not forget they get boobs with it all and while I don't want them they are pretty awesome. I mean women are objects of lust and so are men but like its way more consitantly a thing for women. This could be a good or bad thing but I also find women like that a bit more than men. But yeah if you remove the whole sexual reproduction thing and just bring it down to pee hole the penis is better. Till you get hit in the balls.

Jizz doesn't come out of a vagina unless a penis put it there first.