That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Italian Existing

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d

Hey! Same, same!

meris@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 69d

Sesame oil female

sqauffle@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 69d

Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.

thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 70d (1 reply)

french trans

🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️‍⚧️

owsei@programming.dev · 10 pts · 70d

I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".

saltesc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Balsamic Atheist

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 69d

There are at least a dozen of us!!

mech@feddit.org · 15 pts · 69d

Vodka, and Vodka

unknown@piefed.social · 14 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Fish Sauce Autism

My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.

boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d (1 reply)

I'm naming my next band this.

unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 68d

What genre will it be?

Bombastion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 70d (3 replies)

My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 69d (2 replies)

French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes

Rooster326@programming.dev · 3 pts · 69d

More cigarettes, more arson, more unionization.

It's a blast

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 69d

a bicycle, baguette's and wine ? i am soooo there

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 70d

Spicy Ranch Obesity

nek0d3r@midwest.social · 14 pts · 69d

Onion Vinaigrette No Contact

a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 70d (2 replies)

Caesar has no children

Raptor_007@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d (1 reply)

I went with Cesar Childless 🤣

a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 69d

I accept this defeat knowing the victor has truly earned it. Iv went plausible as a sentence but I cannot beat a slant rhyme with Cesar Chavez. OH GOD THIS IS WHAT GETTING OLD FEELS LIKE

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 13 pts · 69d (1 reply)

May I switch it?

Childless honey-mustard

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 2 pts · 69d

Heeey, same team (⁠☞⁠ ⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠☞

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 70d (1 reply)

caesar everything

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 70d

Ranch Everything

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 70d

Lemon juice hostility

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 70d

Honey mustard unemployed...

I don't think I'd be getting many tips...

sploder@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 68d (2 replies)

Honey mustard abortion

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 68d

This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 70d

Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 69d

Caesar Not Doctor

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 69d (1 reply)

And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor

Ranchy Fatman!

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 69d

That one works for mechanic, but for a stripper?

chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 69d

Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Italian Leftie. Is this supposed to be a name or a description?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d

What a sinister name

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 69d

Salt and pepper neurodivergence

Triumph@fedia.io · 9 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Bleu Cheese Me

khannie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d

If you insist.

molten@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Vanilla idiot

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 69d (1 reply)

If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 69d

I bet the stuff you get right out of the pods is amazing. That stuff is very light and easy to eat. I agree with doing that with extract though.

Gust@piefed.social · 9 pts · 70d (2 replies)

Hummus Empathy

neo2478@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

I never though of hummus as a salad dressing, but it seems like a genius idea!

Gust@piefed.social · 4 pts · 70d

If its cold you might have to mix in some liquid to the hummus to alter the consistency, but it makes a pretty good dressing. My go-tos are water and/or oat milk, but I assume there are plenty other liquids that could work and would taste good

mscarletinthelibrary@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d

I think I might be…Vinegar Homo

laranis@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 69d

Thousand Island Moved Away

Abbreviated Tima, pronounced

Kayday@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Balsamic Transgender

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d

My sibling!

AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Ranch Pagan.

Railing5132@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d

That's actually a pretty convincing one...

TTimo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Buffalo gamer - ok anyone into that?

unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 69d

At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.

I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.

Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 70d

Balsamic vinegar no kids.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d

Blue Cheese No Kids?

Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)

Davel23@fedia.io · 7 pts · 70d

Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 69d

Cesar gay

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d

Ranch Autonomy.

That's not a very good stripper name.

But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.

Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d

Thousand Island Overbearing Mother

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 69d

Russian poverty

_fryerDan@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 70d

Italian Bad Decisions

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Balsamic Leftist

NABDad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Twinsies!

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 69d

This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.

My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"

I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 70d

Oil & Vinegar Quitter

Aeao@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d (7 replies)

Miracle whip Epstein list. Mine is kinda long

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 70d (6 replies)

Wait, wut?

Aeao@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d (5 replies)

Yeah I like miracle whip as a salad topping. A lot of people have a problem with that lol

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d (4 replies)

Lol, why are they disappointed in you about the epstein list?

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 70d

Never mind that! He likes miracle whip!

Aeao@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d (2 replies)

One question per person.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Lmao. Accusation it is. You're in the epstein's files., defend yourself.

Aeao@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d

Pistols at dawn? We’ll meet at Epstein island. I know a ~~guy who can fly us there.~~ a plane thats not being used.

Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 70d

Poppy Seed Boundaries

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 5 pts · 70d

Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!

Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 69d

Honey Mustard Doesn’t Call.

It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 5 pts · 70d

French Atheist. Ce n'est pas un Dieu bon. Or something, I don't speak French.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 69d

Caesar Couldabeenbetter?

CPMSP@midwest.social · 5 pts · 69d

Salt and pepper anarchist

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d

Ranch stoner

neo2478@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d

Lemony Vegan

Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 70d

Balsamic addict

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 68d

Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon

halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 69d

Caeser tomboy

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Ginger didn’t marry that one nice girl who was abusive but they don’t know that.

Furey@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 69d

Well, I'm proud of you for not marrying her. And ginger dressing is delicious

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 69d

Olive Oil close to death?

slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Yuzu Weeb.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 69d

I bet yuzu is delicious on a salad.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Poppyseed Completely-Unrealistic-Expectations

pootzapie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Italian everything!

Snapz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d

French Stewart?

charokol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Caesar Distance

rmrf@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 69d

Greek dropout lol

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Blue Cheese Career?

I don't think this naming scheme works very well.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d

Yeah, this isn't going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either

Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 69d

Guess it depends what the career is¿

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 4 pts · 70d

Yeah right, like I'm going to just give out my parents password on the Internet...

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 70d

Vinegar no grankids?

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Thousand Island Unlovability

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 70d

vinagrette femboy? doesn't sound very tasty

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 70d

Green Beefsteak Motivation

That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name

Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

Dry Loser... yikes.

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 69d

Bacon Fat.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

thousand leftist

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 3 pts · 70d

More often known as a union

slemptastrophe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 70d

Balsamic Vinaigrette Not a Christian

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d (2 replies)

Catalina FiestyBritches

Pickleideas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Oh I forgot Catalina existed. That's going on the shopping list

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d

Honey mustard unreliability

nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d

Ceasar isolationist

CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

No salad emotionally disconnected

It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 69d

Peppercorn sauce wreakhead

Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 70d

Mayonnaise ecstasy

multifariace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d (4 replies)

OilAndVinegar NotGay

that does not flow or sound sexy.

decended_being@midwest.social · 4 pts · 68d (3 replies)

Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?

multifariace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d (2 replies)

No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.

brisk@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 68d (1 reply)

I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.

multifariace@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d

US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

None peanut butter dog incident

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 70d

I'll take things we say to strangers 😅

relativelyrobin@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 70d

Oiltism

socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 70d

Caesar childless

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Thousand Island Deadbeat, there's something there

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 70d

Cool band name

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 69d

Western…

What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?

Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.

Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Thousand Island, don't even need the second part 😂

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 69d

Does that mean you came out of the womb feet first?

Furey@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 69d

Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.

spacegoat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

Goma Liberal

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

Zesty Italian Body(?)

Kinda killing it with my choice of salad dressing. Not actually sure if there's a consistent answer for the second part for me.

MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 70d

Blue cheese unmotivated

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Ceasar childfree. Though really it is Caesar They don't know I have had a vasectomy.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 69d

It may be that way for me too. 😉🤷‍♂️

zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 68d