Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm elections

https://www.thejournal.ie/trump-midterms-5000-dollars-7157814-Sep2026/

He did not say where the money would come from.

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BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 167 pts · 1d (22 replies)

This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 1d (17 replies)

It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028:

“Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out.

And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion dollars laying around for this (literally what it would cost).

Since Trump's first term in 2016, the debt has doubled from 19 trillion to 40 trillion. This will get tacked on and the debt will be used as an excuse not to fund social programs.

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1d (6 replies)

With the US adult (over 18) population at about 269-270 million, $5000 each would be about $1.3 Trillion imaginary dollars.

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1d (2 replies)

The dollars would be real, the value would not.

Trump is ruling like a particular type of typical dictator--protectionists tarriffs and printing money. Expect Argentina-style inflation in a few years. Don't denominate your savings in dollars, guys.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

What’s savings?

uen3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 13h

It's an old-fashioned word, like 'groceries'.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1d

They’ll find a way to only pay republican voters. Possibly while looking to expel anyone who isn’t at the same time.

massacre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)
  • US Population yesterday was just under 349M

  • 21.07% of the population is under 18

  • Leaving just over 270.5M eligible adults in the US.

  • Even shaving off a generous 500,000 people as illegal, that makes it $1.35T this would cost.

so you are pretty damn close @RaoulDook@lemmy.world

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Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1d (2 replies)

It is absolutely desperation. Why do you think they threw a mid term rally in Texas in the first place?

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

When people say an act is of desperation, they mean someone willing to throw away anything besides their most important thing.

This isn't an act of desperation, because even if he "pays up" it doesn't negatively effect them.

It's like if you were robbing me, so I said "wait, if you don't take my stuff, you can rob the neighbor!"

An act of desperation is if a home invader had a gun to your head and you said "take all my stuff just don't kill me"

I know I can be pedantic, but this clearly isn't an act of desperation because trump isn't offering anything he owns.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1d

Trump should be afraid of what losing the majority will do to his dictatorship.

Also don’t forget that he has dementia and likely thinks of values from the early 80s, when $5000 still bought a decent new car, and the average income was 25k (median around 20k).

PoastRotato@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one.

dan1101@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It is wildly illegal. Would be great if this crime finally did him in.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1d

Elon didn't get jail time or fined. When you're famous, they let you do it, as he said.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

I've argued before that people would be more likely to vote if it came with a small tax break

DougPiranha42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Isn’t this UBI?

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

Nah, UBI is a steady monthly payment you can count on.

This is just a straight up one time promise of a bribe that likely won't happen and burn Republicans even harder.

trump should have lost trust decades ago, but he's actually lost a lot in the last two years

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

You thought PPP inflation was bad?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1d

The really infuriating part is that there an absolute shitload of feckless imbeciles who will be swayed by this

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

But as stupid as Trump voters are in the first place, they are bound to believe him. Regardless that the promised DOGE checks have somehow disappeared...

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I don't doubt that you're correct, but it's all the more reason to vote.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Do you really believe someone who voted for Trump to be smart enough to recognize this as a scam?

Although, I just saw the snippet of his promise on TV, and noticed that he said 'dollars', not 'US dollars'. So it could be 'Guyanese dollars'. They even have a nice 5000 Dollar note: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KLAAAeSwd8Vqf7s7/s-l1200.jpg

It would still be aboutish 24 us dollars each.

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Hasn't he already promised us money that no one except corporations have gotten?

kgbbot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 1d

Like 3 or 4 times I think

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 1d

DOGE checks, tariff refunds, something about an Obamacare refund I think.

frunch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14h

Surely this time will be different though!

stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 1d (1 reply)

remember that 5k from the doge savings that he promised? Is that the same 5k?

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d

He meant he's taking 5k from every person who isn't American.

antianarchist@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 1d

Disclaimer: $5000 in TRUMP cryptocoins, which will be worthless 2min after you have received it.

kikutwo@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1d

Soon as my Doge check and my tariff rebate check arrives.

Arola@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1d

Reminder that 80% of people don't read past the headline - most people will believe the lie even if they only see it here. News outlets know this, so the headline should be "Trump breaks the law and commits election fraud with false claims about payments to voters" or whatever.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I promise everyone eleventy bajillion dollars if they don't vote for him and his moron squad.

huppakee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Someone could argue you can't deliver those billions. That person might not be on Lemmy, but let me say this: if you vote for Trump and do get 5000$ from him, his batshit crazy politics will certainly cost you more than that. At the same time, if he loses and the US goes back to 'normal', you might not get elevently bajillion from this guy but you will get a more capable leader that takes economy advice more serious which at the end of the line will mean more money for everyone who is not a billionaire. It really is an easy choice. Don't vote for Trump, you're already finding out why you shouldn't. Don't do it please.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I didn't say billions I said bajillions and I am just as likely to deliver on my promise as trump is, which is to say not at all.

But pointless sarcasm aside you are 100% correct.

huppakee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

you are 100% correct

And so are you.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1d

It will come from the same fund where the tariff refund came from. In other words, the one in his addled brain. Problem is he ends up stealing from that one too.

Alternative title for this article should be: Compulsive liar lies again, and the media still, inexplicable, pretends he sometimes tells the truth.

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1d (2 replies)

~270,000,000 adult Americans X $5,000

$1,350,000,000,000.

Right.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1d

Oh, just another Trillion to the debt of $40T… no big deal, right? Man, who do we have to write to write off that debt? No one is buying it, and we have to buy it home. It’s an ouruborus of debt at this point.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18h

Don't forget the economic shock that would follow. Everyone has a few grand in their piggy bank? Time to raise prices, buying power has just gone up. Then people complain they still have the same standard of living. Salaries stay the same. Prices won't go back down. The dollar is worth even less.

Guess who wins there.

Jiral@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 23h (4 replies)

In a functioning democracy such an election promise is a crime, but so are Super PACS and gerry-mandering and data scraping from voters via scam sites or abusing of entirely different public databases. Also, in a functioning democracy such crimes get prosecuted.

Tja@programming.dev · 4 pts · 13h

Functioning democracies have things like healthcare, and education, and workers rights, and...

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12h

It is a crime, but consequences are for the poors.

abc@suppo.fi · 1 pts · 4h
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8oow3291d@feddit.dk · -1 pts · 13h

In a functioning democracy such an election promise is a crime,

Not a crime crime. In fact, being able to make election promises with being criminalized is one of the most basic democratic rights. It is similar to how it is democratically correct that being a felon doesn't technically disqualify Trump from running for President.

But in a functional democracy, such a promise should make the voters absolutely refuse to vote for Trump. It is the equivalent of deliberately taking on credit card debt for unnecessary spending, at a time where you are already almost bankrupt.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1d (4 replies)
IAmLamp@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

Could this be per offense? I wonder if that would set a new Guinness record for longest sentence.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d (2 replies)

228 million years seems plenty fair.

tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d

A bit lenient even.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d

Don't forget to tack on Trump's child rape charges as well

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It reminds me of Batman the first Tim Burton one in 1989, in which the Joker promises to give away a ton of money in the town square (so he can kill them all with poison gas).

I'm also reminded of the anti-union signs that suggest getting a game console instead of paying union dues.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

The game console poster is so cartoonishly evil it loops around to being a little funny

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d

There isn't enough money in the world to make me vote Republican.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d

Will Mexico pay for it, too?

... by the way, how are you doing on releasing those tax returns? Any progress?

Also, I'm still eagerly awaiting your massive health care bill that you said you'd release.... 10 years ago.

dhork@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1d

He did not say where the money would come from.

That's because it's a lie, just like the other times he lied.

vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1d

Vote for me. If win I'll do 20k

Zier@fedia.io · 17 pts · 1d (2 replies)

He is a professional troll, bully and a lifelong con man.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

And child rapist. Let's not forget about the juicy stuff

greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1d

And let's be serious, probably incestual rapist too. Don't forget the weird things he's said about his daughter.

Glytch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d

Doesn't he already owe all of us $4000 from COVID or something?

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Literally just saw some dumbass online suggesting we pay for it by just adding it to the national debt.

metermatic26@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d

The mere announcement was enough to tank the price of US treasuries: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-09-10/trump-payout-pledge-adds-to-bond-market-jitters-as-auction-looms

Seems other countries aren’t to keen to help finance Trump’s tension fart of an idea…

sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1d

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1d (6 replies)

If I am elected president, I will give every American 50,000.

Ringtail@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1d

$50,002 if i get elected

limer@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

$50,001 if I’m elected

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 21h (1 reply)

Sold!

Note: I never typed "$".

limer@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 14h

Darn it, tricked again

fake_meows@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again.

greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1d

Your username makes me laugh. We had two orange cats that would routinely open their mouths to meow but nothing came out. Everyone in the house would use a Trump voice and call it "fake mews."

COASTER1921@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 18h (2 replies)

How on earth are they allowed to put this promise on the literal white house website? This country is a joke and danger to both itself and the rest of the world.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 13h

Oh gee, maybe someone should drop into the night and kidnap him with a helicopter.

But who would do such a thing?

ours@lemmy.world · 1 pts · just now

It's not legal but they don't care.

massacre@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Still waiting on those tarriff refunds! And lower egg costs. And lower gas costs. But I'm sure it's being worked on and likely held up by those dirty dems!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Wait... who controls the house and senate? I forgot.

blitzen@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1d

And White House and Supreme Court

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Thank God. I already spent my DOGE and tariff checks.

/s

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 22h

And I'm on my third dessert at that Cuban restaurant in Miami.

Iori_Yagami_Fighter@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

And today, kids, we will learn how inflation works...

tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d

And today, kids, we will learn how bribery works…

hexdream@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

Prison terms and conditions may apply.

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

This is what happens here in latin america. It hasn't gone great.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

Lucy tells Charlie once again that there is no way she will pull the football away at the last second and that he should kick the ball with all his might...

PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d

Guy can’t even get us lower gas or grocery prices and morons are gonna believe him

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Even if they win he still won’t pay.

CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22h (2 replies)

I cannot understand how MAGAts don't understand that. He just says random shit and hope it sticks enough to make him win.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16h (1 reply)

I have a few coworkers who are all in on Trump no matter what and it’s always amazing to hear them weekly. Say the same thing that he says the war is over. Gas is going to be cheap renaming the lake somehow helps us since his speech about giving $5000 after the midterms he is so excited and so ready for their Donnie dollars.

Tja@programming.dev · 2 pts · 13h

I'd try to profit from it. Exchange your 5k future check for a week of them buying lunch now.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

He did not say where the money would come from.

Same place the tariff rebates came from: nowhere.

adhdsergio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Not to mention all the tariffs collected by him don't add up to 250m americans x $5000, not even close. In a way, I hope the americans believe him, so that they don't give the rest of the world any hope that the US can be reasonable, but on the other hand, jesus f christ we've all had enough of the sweaty tangerine

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d

Pay me in advance and I'll vote republican*wink wink 😉

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (6 replies)

Reminds me of the time when Joe Biden promised $2000 COVID relief checks, and then when Dems won Georgia, those checks magically became $1400 instead.

Don't trust a politician (and especially Donald) when they promise shit like this. This is the third time he's gone to this well. (Remember the imaginary DOGE dividend and the tariff rebate checks?)

adarza@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

they were only $1400 because joe manchin and the shriveled-up vegetable formerly known as moscow mitch got in the way.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1d

Yup.

Totally. It's always the other side's fault.

Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d (3 replies)

That pissed me off! I wonder how many voters decided not to vote due to that stunt alone.

Seaguy05@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Which stunt, the covid checks that were actual money in pocket multiple times or Trump's corporate rebate checks? I mean both delivered financial relief but only one delivered exclusively to corporate donors.

Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

The stunt Biden promised 2k checks during that midterm runoff in Georgia. But only sent 1400. That was a fucking too.

Seaguy05@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

That sounds like semantics to me. One president delivered cash to people in a time of need and uncertainty. 1400 vs 2000 is demanding perfection instead of good. He did send multiple checks as well. Trump's offered multiple times and hasn't delivered any checks to anyone. The rebate was a tariff refund to corporations after consumers paid for it.

I'm not arguing that $600 bucks is chump change but $1400 is better than nothing and to say both are liars or promise breakers is not a fair equivalency.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man!

Jhex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

I hate to agree with trump but, Americans are dumb... they have elected him TWICE into office!

dan1101@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

Anyone who believes Trump is like an abused partner saying "He is sorry he hit me, but he promises he's going to take me somewhere nice." GET OUT OF THERE!

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Probably coming from all the taxes they've taken from us and which we will have to pay back next year anyway, so this is just a gimmick for his idiot followers again.

lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It's not coming from anywhere because he has no intention of sending them.

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d

Oh you're def right about that. Trump would much rather start WW3, hide away in his golden sphere, and send everybody else to fight rather than do anything that would actually benefit anybody but himself.

fake_meows@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1d

But I absolutely love being bribed with my own money!

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d

Definitely, totally not because they’re giving socialism to red states from blue states. Totally not that.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 22h (1 reply)

Add that to all the other "your cheque is in the mail" gambits that trump throws out there and american citizens won't need to work or contribute at all anymore! /s

CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22h

I love free government money. As every MAGA does right? Also /s

SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1d

If you vote for my party in the next general election i will give every one 10 Fantastillions

Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d

He is without integrity, so a promise from him is meaningless.

atro_city@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1d

Suddenly he wants to redistribute wealth like a communist.

itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

Idiots will believe and vote. That's a great way to count all the idiots in the US.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d (1 reply)

You know what'd be better? Electing DSA candidates all across the country, taxing all the billionaires and megacorps, and redistributing that wealth unconditionally to everyone as $5000 UBI checks every year

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d

But but that's socialism

rauls5@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1d (2 replies)

He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000?

Oh God.

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Honestly, that price is higher than I would have expected.

rauls5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d

Yeah. I think cheap eggs are enough.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

this uh...illegal. then again...when you elect a criminal you should expect them to commit crimes.

ITGuyLevi@programming.dev · 1 pts · 22h

Worked for dubya... Twice if I remember right.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Every US adult, or every US person who can consent. Because by his definition that might increase the number of people dramatically.

fratermus@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d

I don't think Trump has ever thought about consent in any context.

rogsson@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d

Ah, they’ll surely use all those billions and billions that nazi DOGE saved by gutting and infiltrating federal institutions, right? …Right?!

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d

The sky high gas prices this fucking piece of shit personally created have not only ravaged us at the pumps, but also ravaged every delivery driver... Driving ALL costs up

This fucker owes us FAR more than 5k, man.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13h

I can actually hear the cousin fuckers getting excited.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Does this not count as election interference the same way musk promising to pay people for voting is?

tal@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d

I don't think so, as it's not a specific promise for a given vote.

Making promises to voters is kind of a core part of democracy. "Elect me and I will do policy X". I mean, it's not conventionally a check, and Trump is something like the polar opposite of a truthful person, but in fundamental terms, I don't think that there's anything wrong with it.

What you can't do is something like "fill out your ballot for Person Y, send me a picture, and I'll pay you $N".

aturtlesdream@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5h

I love how he is literally just playing put scenes from Idiocracy in real time now

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d

I'd say 2500 now and 2500 later, good to see politicians buying our votes

matlag@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 15h (2 replies)

That's 5k$ to each and every adult. In average. 5k x 270M adults… Maybe it's going to be 1.35 billions for himself, and jackshit for eveyone else. Or he'll generously share a bit of it with his family and friends, but still jackshit for the people.

Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 13h (1 reply)

You missed a "k". It would be 1.35 trillions.

matlag@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 12h

Indeed, my bad! But well, can he really let Musk be the first?

DrPop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

$5000 isn't enough money for me to change the way i vote. The negative impact of giving them more power is greater than the positive impact of that money, I could use it though. If Dems take over both chambers they should send approve the stimulus to spite him. Make him veto it and have him say he's vetoing it because Americans didn't vote the way he wanted them to.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1d

I am desperate right now, financially. 5k wouldn't fix my life, but it is the exact figure I need to ensure I have stable housing for the next year+ and can have the ability to get a decent job.

Wouldn't do it. Wouldn't do it 100k.

Alexfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Hmm, some people already thought he was up for election this year so this might increase that error. If that thought translates to more Dem wins then that's cool!

Edit: but please better critical thinking education and funding for it, add Demon Haunted World as required reading and a test for comprehension and use irl.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 4 pts · 5h

ah, so he lies again. Conman tries conning more: More at 10.

ChetManly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Lol just print a trillion dollars.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d

Literally how his puppet muskrat thinks it works.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1d

Sadly, people are gonna fall for this. smh my head

Zephorah@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1d

Like that would ever happen.

Hakuso@scribe.disroot.org · 3 pts · 1d

By the time he's done with the economy that'll almost buy a combo meal at the cheapest burger spot in town.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15m

...or which kind of dollar it would be. There is e.g. the Guyanese dollar, which even offers a 5000 dollar note. It might even buy you a McD menu.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d

Don't forget about the trump phone scam as well

maxthemummer@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1d

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win!

ContriteErudite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

This is great news. I'm so excited that I'm going to vote twice!

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I don't know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I'm 44, have written 3 books, and read an awful lot. First time coming across furphy.

fratermus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d

I had to look it up. The wikipedia article on it is worth the read.

Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 3 pts · 1d

Wait, what?!

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Nor did he specify how is going to be checked.

I'd lie about that for 5k

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Fuck it at this point I'm gonna start betting against this shit on polymarket or kalshi or whatever

danekrae@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

But who will bring this ad to the people?