(Shamelessly stealing this image from some crackpot carnivore diet community elsewhere on the lemmyverse, with which I have never once interacted, but noticed I have been banned from. Lulz.)
(Shamelessly stealing this image from some crackpot carnivore diet community elsewhere on the lemmyverse, with which I have never once interacted, but noticed I have been banned from. Lulz.)
152 Comments
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 2d
Hey, last I checked, you have omnivores, vegetarians, and vegans. Pretty much no one is purely carnivore. Besides, I've never heard of an omnivore complain about having to eat "plants" (spices), unless it's a child who doesn't like broccoli or something.
cass1312@piefed.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 2d
There is actually a weird group of people doing a carnivore diet where you basically only eat animal products. Literally to the point of what the meme posted says of not eating like spices, or food cooked in olive oil. It's wild lol.
frog@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 2d
I follow some of those people.
What I learned is you shouldn't do it. Do you know what happens to your poop when you take out fiber from your diet? It just leaks out.
Others claim extreme constipation like 3 days. I don't know if I believe that.
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2d
Fun fact: this is not extreme. Extreme is more than a week. 3 days is the minimal threshold for constipation.
frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2d
Everyone keeps saying "fun fact" dealin with š© info. š
Thank you for the info.
Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1d
Iām laughing harder than is the poop of a fiber detestent.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2d
Fun fact, those two things go together. My oldest is autistic and needed several rounds of feeding therapy before he'd eat anything but Chicken Nuggets like 90% of the time.
if your constipation gets extreme enough your bowels start being unable to pull liquid out of what comes into them. So you go from being unable to poop at all to suddenly just having the still liquid stuff leaking out around the blockage being the only thing that can come out.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Iāll probably regret going there ā¦.
But could this be a scenario where the cheapest chicken tenders are good? Is there any fiber to whatever they use for filler?
frog@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2d
That's really interesting. Thanks for the info.
starik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
Oh hey, another Jordan Peterson fan! *fistbump*
lokalhorst@feddit.org · 9 pts · 2d
Sir, this is a shitpost
unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
Damn, touche.
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 1d
It didn't occur to me until now that all spices are plant-derived (except salt, if you consider that to be a spice). I wonder if there are other planets out there where some spices are produced from animals.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2d
Omnivore or not, it doesn't hurt to question how desirable or perceptibly necessary meat really is or isn't, when it's not dressed up by so many other ingredients. People often assume that they could "never give up meat," but in most cases when people do reduce or abstain from animal products, they find that animal flesh is actually the easiest thing to let go of. Dairy is usually the most challenging one.
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2d
Oh boy.
Every damn study we have, plus at least 800.000 years of human evolution cooking over fire:
That concludes any and all ted talks on should we eat animal products for health.
Now, the question then is: okay, then how much meat should I eat: about 300 gram* once or twice a week seems like the sweet spot. A little more if recovering from injuries. A little more if you're growing up. A little more in old age if you notice you're losing weight.
Source: idk, all the damn studies we make on large populations, e.g. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2803089/
(*) Varied meat. Includes offal. White and red.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Oh , I buy this, to some extent. As an omnivoreā¦. Iāll never give up eating meat, but I do love some meals that are āaccidentallyā vegetarian.
Hot take on Indian food: one of the worldās greatest cuisines but when I visited, I found so many restaurants deprioritized even chicken so much that it was just not worth it. Enjoy the meals, enjoy what they do well without trying to push different preferences
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Enjoy the delusion, hopefully the link works: https://hackertalks.com/post/31790787
hOrni@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1d
For the British: the things shown in the picture are spices. You add them to food to make it have taste.
calmblue75@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1d
And, sugar is not a spice.
InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
What about beans?
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 14h
Beans are the protein.
calmblue75@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 19h
Nah, main ingredient.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1d
Vegetarians and vegans just hate plants more than they love animals.
Itās the mineral eaters you really need to keep your eye on.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1d
Yeah, they're very salty.
SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
As a kid I used to eat handfuls of salt, probably lucky I didn't die of sodium poisoning.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 1d
Clearly you are making this argument in seriousness and good faith, so excuse me while I spend a couple of nights and more paragraphs than anyone will read to fully articulate my carefully crafted rebuttal.
r1veRRR@feddit.org · 3 pts · 21h
Umm, akshually, since animals eat so many plants, eating meat is the far more effective move for plant haters.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 21 pts · 1d
It's crazy how many people got hurt by a meme in shitpost community.
Good job OP!
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1d
*Takes a bow*
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 2d
The only plant I put on a steak is a little black pepper. I put more rocks (salt) on it than plants.
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2d
restingOface@quokk.au · 10 pts · 2d
chrisashtear@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d
Garlic, soy sauce, salt. Usually on a london broil, but that steak is SO good.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
I marinate cheap flat iron cuts in a mix of ginger, garlic, soy sauce, vinegar, olive oil, and a tiny bit of toasted sesame oil. Better than anything I've gotten for a premium at a restaurant.
chrisashtear@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
Theres another recipe i have for hunan beef. Involves vinegar, soy sauce, oyster sauce, taco sauce, honey, beef stock and corn starch for the sauce. It tastes amazing.
Pain to make though
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
I would even suggest an actual pepper steak. If not, a bit of horseradish is sometimes nice too.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Beef steak's proper function is as a delivery system for chimmichurri, since it's gauche to just drink it straight.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1d
Regardless of your take on the ethics of meat, this argument is nonsensical from either side.
Mixtures of things have different effects than their component parts.
It's like saying if the hot chocolate just tastes like the cocoa powder, why don't I just eat the cocoa powder?
Because the texture and nature of the water give it a property too.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
I think they were trying to make an equivalent argument to the questions around the existence of plant-based "meats". That line of reasoning usually goes "why create a meat-like 'concoction' from plants rather than just eating delicious plant products themselves? Why do we need products resembling meat? Just eat a plant-based diet."
I understand now that these products aren't for me, and aren't necessarily for those who are comfortable working directly with plants in the kitchen. They also provide an easy off-ramp from a more meat-heavy diet. Beyond Burgers are akin to vapes for those struggling to eat less meat. They have their place.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · -2 pts · 1d
Sure we can judge things by the sum of their parts. Like how no matter how well prepared any meal is, no matter how divine it's mouthfeel, I am unable to take pleasure in the consumption of a food that I know is the result of immense animal suffering. That is what animal products are made of too. They are also made of human suffering from the workers who are all but forced into working in slaughterhouses, an occupation well known for causing ptsd in its workers. I also derive no pleasure in knowing that animal overconsumption is one of the primary drivers of heart disease - the number one killer in most western countries, something which is completely preventable in 99% of people.
Animal products are also made of wanton environmental destruction, as well as being a massive zoonotic disease vector.
So why stop there? Please take your analysis even further.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21h
I'm very specifically not getting into this argument. Everything you just said is completely right.
All I'm saying is this particular argument about taste and flavors is the worst possible one to make because it's demonstrably illogical.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 14h
Heh, sorry about the soapboxing. I kind of lost the plot there. Yea, so it's like others have said, that's the joke. It's making fun of the people who bitch about plant-based foods trying to mimic animal-based ones.
Cypher@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2d
Meat is too delicious, I need to add a little plant based poison to it each time to avoid meat addiction.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
Didn't some meat-guy literally try to argue vegetables are toxic to humans or some shit
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2d
I mean if you stuff your mouth with 30 kgs of carrots you will die. Sounds toxic to me :D
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
What if you use them as a suppository? š¤
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
Well many plants don't want to be eaten or just by specific animals so they have stuff like gluten that is actually a feeding deterrent. Most allergies come from these feeding deterrents. So well yes most plants are toxic we have just learned to eat them - mostly.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Or capsaicin. I hate when plants produce that, LoL
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
Isn't there at least one person for ANY kind of bullshit? Also, the father of medicine said once: "everything is lethal, the dosage is what matters" š
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Yea but I'm talking about some carnivore diet influencer, might have been jordan peterson, who claimed humans can't even digest vegetables or some shit
AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
Oh Iāve heard that. Idiots starting with a grain of truth on characteristics of āinsoluble fiberā and going off into la la land
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d
...i would fear people who actually would believe such a thing. You don't need a phd in medicine to know otherwise. Heck, you don't even need any school-knowledge for that.
deHaga@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2d
Everything is toxic to humans at high enough dose
sundray@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 2d
I've cut back on meat over the past couple of years, but I reserve the right to have a plate of chicken tenders when coping with emotional distress.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
"Vegetarian + tendies" is completely valid.
ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d
In medical literature and studies, vegans are often described as someone who eats meat no more than once a month. :)
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1d
Sure, but that's wrong and used for convenience because the terminology got muddled early on. That was the original definition (i.e., no eating animal products), but the Vegan Society who created the term changed it not long after (in the 1940s?) to include avoiding exploitation generally "as far as is possible and practicable". That's because veganism is an ethical movement that sees this exploitation as fundamentally wrong. There's still a note about this original definition at the end, of course, because a dietary term is largely how it exists in the minds of non-vegans.
What you're referring to is a plant-based diet(er) (or "strict plant-based diet" if you want to be really clear and beat marketing buzz). Calling a vegan "someone who eats meat no more often than a month" in the sense of how vegans use the term would be like defining someone who's anti-dog-abuse as someone who kicks their dog at most once a month.
(Edit: Notably, "vegan diet" is used among vegans, but because it's a diet that comes as a consequence of being vegan, not because following it makes you vegan.)
TL;DR: That's a definition used mainly among non-vegans.
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Valid, I also treat myself to a steak for my birthday
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 13h
You ever try any of the plant-based tender type foods? Even if I wasn't already vegan, I'd still want to choose those over animal-based tenders just cause they're that good.
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 13h
I have! I like the MorningStar Farms ones with some sweet and sour sauce.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 12h
Those are tasty, and I appreciate that they tend to be a lower price than most other products.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 2 pts · 1d
I never liked chicken nuggets until going vegan, lol. The plant-based ones are amazing.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
Truuue, fast food chicken is fake as fuck anyway, it has already been properly imitated.
Even better, when I feel as a lazy fuck I throw the nuggets to the microwave for 30s and eat them with ketchup. They aren't "raw" so it's safe to do so, suck it meat tendies you can't compete.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2d
I like plant too. Why discriminate š¤·āāļø
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
Seriously. I will fuck up some turnip greens!
CTDummy@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 2d
You probably downvoted one of the orbiting cult communities Jet polices and so he banned you from all of them. He bans anyone who downvotes those communities. Though now he does it by a proxy account these days by the looks.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2d
Probably. I have had interactions with them in comments on posts before too. Oh well, anyway.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2d
Banning for a single downvote seems a bit extreme lol
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Extreme? He's fucking nuts. His alts are nuts too, you can see him patting himself on the back in his stupid fucking communities
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1d
Double post oops
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1d
It's strange because I've only had good interactions with them. They were very helpful and gave me advice regarding some health issues, and even took the time to research some stuff with me
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
(I didn't downvote you) It's just weird and frustrating that people choose a hill like that to die on. It is manifestly untrue that humans are carnivores. It's just weird (and sorry for being a little heated in my earlier reply)
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1d
I remove my own upvote from my comments; it's my own weird thing š
And no worries. I think food is one of those things that is extremely specific to each person. I'm sure most people would hate what I eat every day. I would describe it as "low-GI vegetarian"
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 13h
Uh, just because they gave you advice doesn't mean it was good advice. It is not wise to take nutritional or health advice from wannabe influencers.
Malica@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1d
The right spices enhance the flavor of the meat without overpowering it
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1d
Same with vegitables and other foods. It's what herbs and spices do when used properly.
dan69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2d
So one of my favorite seasonings to add to hamburger, along with other beef and some pork stuff is..... Beef Bullion.
Now you may scoff at the idea of this redundancy, but give it a try next time you make hamburger or beef tacos or whatever. if not, you're missing out.
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Now you should buy stock and use it instead of water in most cooking.
Or better yet, save ya bones and end pieces of meat and veg, brown it and use it to make your own. You can do this just before you cook, or whenever and just freeze or can it. If you go with the store stuff, buy stock based off of which one has the highest protein content.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1d
I do that myself on occasion, but I seldom boil much stuff. A lil beef or chicken stock is good in mashed potatoes or in rice, but most of the time , unless I'm making a soup I use powdered bullion. It tastes better. Not even just my opinion. Blind taste tests always have most people prefer the "fake" stuff.
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Really? I'd love to see some actual studies on people blind taste testing things made with stock vs. powdered bouillon. Do you have any links you can share?
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d
Have you heard of Demi GlacĆ©? Chef John has a good cheater recipe if youāre interested in home make and less beef pricey.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Chef John from foodwishes is awesome!
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1d
I have not, but I'm intrigued.
stefenauris@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2d
Best of both worlds!
danielfm123@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d
My wife add flavor at to meat, I like it just with salt.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1d
Why are you so obsessed with how rocks taste, just east the food
Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Me add super pepper, and then salt. Then, me sear, rest, and est
Shih_Tzu_Farts@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 18h
Seeing as I eat both, is fine
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1d
Just want to comment here, because some people seem to be trying to spread a stinky narrative: yes virtually all plants contain "toxins". No, that does not mean they are toxic or poisonous to us. Caffeine is literally a natural pesticide; and yet coffee and teas are well known to be beneficial to our health and longevity, for just one example.
Spices are an easy way to give any meal not only better flavor, but a small punch of phytonutrients that most people are sorely lacking.
Don't let the crackpot carnivores spread their lies.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 21h
This reminds me of a controversy among the carnivore diet community, where someone got smeared as a "vegan" for seasoning his meat, and really liking chili peppers.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 21h
Imagine how warped your mind has to be, to find spices and plants controversial.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20h
"But look at these AI generated fat people eating chips, which is made out of potatoes, therefore it's vegan!" - many of the carnivore diet grifters
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 18h
I don't think you have to find an AI picture of a fat person eating chips.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9h
Because carnivore grifters are right wingers, and the right loves AI slop. The carnivore grift is not for health, but a political movement.
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Gotta add some veggies to your diet.
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
I don't. Embraced english food thought, even if not what they call food over there. Some rocks on my sliced and fried potatos and a bit of the same rocks on my red meat.
One does not eat chicken unseasoned tho. Tastes like cardboard.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1d
Season your chicken with bacon grease.
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1d
It's the rocks that make them crunchy.
TransNeko@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
remember folks. if you don't put any herbs and seasonings on your food... there is a 100% chance you are British, stupid, or more likely both. British food should be renamed "Bland shit that gets served in a dying home" (dying home = those shitty retirement homes where people go to die alone with a meal plan that makes USA public school food look like $100k plate 5 star food cooked by the best chefs in the world)
Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
WOAH OWAH WOAH
Reported for ableism, surely we cant go around accusing eachother of being Bri*ish
TransNeko@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
š¤£
I didn't know that being British was a disability. my apologies all you poor British blokes...
Did I use Blokes correctly? I'm sadly American abd can only understand American, Queens, Bronx, Pittsburghese, and strangely enough Mole (if you get the redwall reference).
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Been making home made seitan the past couple weeks and itās so good.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1d
This is the way.
LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 2d
The only meat I like to eat pure is the flesh of my enemies.
I have no need to savor the taste of my superiority over a cow or turkey.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
The script can very easily be flipped, OP. "If you like plants so much why are you trying to make it imitate meat?"
pastaq@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
This is the flip. Meat eaters say this to vegans all the time. That's the whole joke.
TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Oh, I learned something new. I hadn't heard that one yet.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
And vegans need to stop calling people who consume meat "meat eaters." I have no problem with a salad and some veggies BECAUSE I'M AN OMNIVORE. (as are all you vegans because you are human and that's LITERALLY what we are).
We didn't become the dominant species on this planet by hunting carrots. We are predators. Get over yourself.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1d
They have multiple points, but a big one is that you can live a happy healthy life without eating animals or animal products, therefore eating those is optional.
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 21h
and my point is that being nutritionally complete is easier if you consume animal proteins. Vegans are playing on hardmode by choice and think that makes them special. IMHO they are right; "special" enough to warrant their own bus. Don't anthropomorphize your food. Chickens are IDIOTS who will cannibalize each other without a second thought, Pigs may be "smart" but are clueless (and also will cannibalize each other like chickens), and cattle are absolute MORONS. In fact the only reason we eat the animals that we do is because their ancestors were too mentally vaccuous to avoid humans altogether. (like say, MOST OF THE AFRICAN MEGA FAUNA which evolved with us and so are wise to our BS.)
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 19h
You're kind of aggressive, aren't you? Anyway, I'm not vegan, I just don't eat animal based stuff.
I don't see anything factually wrong in your points, except one note
Correct, but if you do your own cooking already then it's not actually hard to to just sub out one source of protein for another. Throw in some vitamins and you're good.
For me that's a very worthwhile trade for reducing my reliance on animal agriculture.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 13h
Everything you're saying basically just boils down to, "I have no idea what it's actually like to go vegan so I'm just going to make stuff up." Maybe you should try it, at least for a month, if for no other reason than being able to say you can speak from experience.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1d
Short answer: for the noobs. Most vegans grow to increasingly prefer more plant-forward meals. The humble bean is by far the most underappreciated ingredient out there.
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1d
thatsthejoke
LeftReddit2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I don't even BUY meat anymore! I'm a real man! A MAN'S MAN! I find animals in the wild and I chase them until thtye die of exhaustion and I eat it RAW! I have to get shots and medication to fight off prions and parasites like every other week BUT THIS IS HOW MEN DID IT IN MEN'S DAYS! I neither rely on the big production of meat or eating "plants" like some yuppie ass hipster!
THIS IS HOW MEN SHOULD BE! WE ARE HUNTERS or something, I dunno.
shoutouts to joe biden
Stolas@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
Before I took up veganism, someone asked me about my feelings on it once.
And this was pretty much my response. I'm not really that attached to food in general regardless.
My answer wasn't satisfactory though, because later they complained that I needed expressively enjoy the alternatives we ate.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1d
It's like asking an atheist if they enjoy Christmas without the Christ stuff ā I mean sometimes? Most of it isn't Christian, you've just come to associate them.
Like yes, I still enjoy salt, fat, and sweet smoky flavours even if they're not from warming body parts of dubious provenance in my kitchen? I'm quite happy to leave that part out, thanks!
[Some kind of body of Christ pun.]
Stolas@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
Yeah basically.
I always knew that it was the flavoring I enjoyed, which came from the spices. Not judging anyone that does miss meat or other animal products, but for the most part I'm rather unbothered.
And obviously I believe in the cause, I'm not just doing it because I can.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 14h
To be honest meat, even the smell of it, has become very unpleasant to me these days. It all smells putrefied to me.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
On the opposite side, why do vegans spend so much time and energy trying to make replacements of meat products? Not protein, but vegan sausages, vegan bacon, vegan eggs, that sort of thing. They're trying to replace the very thing they gave up with something that looks and tastes like the very thing they gave up.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1d
I am not vegan yet but if i could get the same identical culinary experience as meat minus the horrors of the animal holocaust industry. I will become vegan in a heartbeat.
I know vegans who dont hide that they do really miss meat. I imagine even those that donāt would appreciate having alternatives that turn more people away from the real thing.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
It was a serious question. Thank you for providing a serious answer.
DarthFrodo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17h
I don't miss meat anymore because for many categories, alternatives have gotten good enough that eating them instead of real meat isn't really a sacrifice for me, just a different version and maybe a brief period of getting used to it. I'm quite content with vegan chicken stuff and burgers and sausages for example, if the product is well made. Even some cheaper ones have improved a lot. Guess I'm lucky that I never was much into steaks and cheese.
The thing I do miss is being able to go into any restaurant without worrying if they even have vegan options. This might be a big reason why people don't go vegan. But trying to eat plant-based if practical while making some exceptions would already be awesome. Even just asking for vegan options if there are none would help a lot if enough people did it.
After 10 years I'm not sure anymore if I'll eat cell culture meat, because eating real meat is just kinda strange/disgusting to me by now. But I'd be really happy if it became available for the people who do want to eat real meat.
Killercat103@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1d
Generally the same reason people like to video games to emulate real life even if they do not want the games to be real
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I'm cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1d
To my surprise I found you could get vegan chicken and beef stock, because I guess the flavour for those is mostly from salt and whatever spices we associate with that stock.
Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 13h
If you like meat so much, why do you eat plants and/or seasoning from the get to?
percent@infosec.pub · 0 pts · 12h
Why make plants taste like meat?
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 12h
That's the joke dude.
But also it's for the noobs. Nonvegans will continuously conjure up every excuse possible to keep supporting cruelty, to the point that we now evidently have to make special science meats that people will also probably try to make excuses to avoid.
VictoriaAScharleau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h
no one supports cruelty
percent@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 11h
Oh. Good joke.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1d
Spices in quantity are generally used to improve subpar ingredients. If you get top quality meat, it needs nothing but cooking. But most of us can't afford top quality meats all the time.
Glaedr304@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Don't forget to add rocks (salt) or else it won't taste good, even if it's quality.
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1d
CarstenBoll@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 1d
That goes for vegetables too..
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
I disagree. I can eat fruits and veggies without adding salt or sugar. Meat without salt is awful though.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
I dunno, I think salt adds about as much to meat as it does to veggies if you're cooking them.
I think the only fruit I put salt on is grapefruit though, after learning about how the sour grapefruit flavor is blocked on the tongue by salt.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1d
Or I could just continue to eat plants, fungi, and spices, and be happier that I can get some of the highest quality foods at mostly the lowest prices.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
Wrong. This is an idiotic, classist distinction that's a relic of the British pedophile class. They decided they didn't like seasoned food when seasonings became affordable for their victims. Pure classist bullshit. Enjoy your bland food though
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
You're both going to massive extremes.
Some meats when prepared well benefit from minimal seasoning. Beef when cooked well doesn't need more than salt, but some pepper and butter basting also brings the flavor forward.
If you need steak sauce, ketchup or anything like that it's a sign you've likely not cooked it the best.
Chicken however just doesn't have as much to it, so you'll hit a flavor ceiling a bit faster.
It's not classism, it's fat content and connective tissue. Less fat and there's less potential "unseasoned yum". More connective tissue and you need to cook it longer to make it not a chewy horror, which makes the fat come out.
High quality cuts of meat require less seasoning because we define meat quality by the factors that make it more palatable without seasoning.
It's not about not seasoning food, it's about seasoning it correctly for what you have. Big hunk of fatty meat with connective tissue? Perfect for stew because it sits in it's own fat, and cooking for a long time in water turns the connective tissue into gelatin.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 1d
I pretty much add seasonings for the flavor and health benefits. Golden milk is delicious. I add tumeric, salt and pepper, if nothing else, but I also enjoy cardamon, onions, bay laurel, garlic, oregano, basil, cumin, mustard, cinnamon, ginger, lemon, tarragon and other mints. They all incidentally make good teas.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
Hey, you do you. I'm not one to say your tastes are wrong.
Is the tumeric for your golden milk, or your general spice preparation? I wouldn't normally think to put turmeric in my default list with salt and pepper, but I also wouldn't normally associate onion and garlic with tea or milk.
Me and lactose aren't friends, so my milk tends to be "oat flavored" and rarely as a straight beverage.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 1d
Purported health benefits, and it's tasty. I had academia toast with tomatoes, feta, salt, pepper, tumeric, a little olive oil, this morning for breakfast. I don't know about golden oat milk, but I like oat milk, and yes, I make golden milk, sometimes before bed.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 1d
Except it is vestigial classism. It has an actual historical origin. It's a completely ridiculous position.
I season my food, which is delicious btw, and so does the rest of the world outside of northern Europe. It makes sense because it tastes good. No historical baggage needed
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
It's like you only read one phrase out of context.
That some food is better with minimal seasoning?
That the amount of seasoning you put on a food is somehow related to the nature of the ingredients?
I'm glad! I never said you shouldn't. I said some ingredients don't need it as much, or are better enjoyed with minimal seasoning.
I'll remember that the next time I eat sushi.
The classism came from the aristocracy making a display of wealth by choosing to ostentatiously eat the foods that benefit from less seasoning, and casting the others as "low class".
That doesn't make the method of preparation a relic of classism. It's classist to say that a pot roast is low class, not to say a ribeye doesn't need much to be delicious.
Modern British food has a reputation as being unseasoned because we don't call any of the seasoned dishes born of their empire "British", and a lot of the other stuff got messed up by "island nation in a major war with prolonged food rationing".
Remember that the flip side of the aristocracy avoiding seasoning to distinguish themselves is that everyone else didn't.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
I do enjoy a good pot roast too. Just because higher quality meats need less, doesn't mean low quality with seasoning can't be delicious.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Your just an angry person looking for a fight. I care less about history or tradition on the subject of food. I have had really high quality steak only a few times. With nothing more than salt, it was amazing. But I mostly eat decent steak, which benefits from some seasoning. I have also eaten low quality steak, all the seasonning in the world can't help it. The same hase been true for other meats I have tried. So I have tried the range, and speak from personal experience. Not from some history BS.
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d
I am vegetarian generally, but do eat meat once and a while when occasion calls for it.
Had some prime Wagyu beef in Japan and it's very hard to beat. Definitely a top class product that's impossible to o replace.
But generally, a lot of meat substitutes are just as good or better. Expectations are maybe a bit different, but I've never gotten bored of them. On the rare occasions I do have to eat meat, it's usually disappointing.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
I don't like meat substitutes because they're never even comparable.
I love plenty of foods that aren't meat, but the moment you try to replace meat you're destined to fail.
Best veggie burger I've ever had didn't even try to be beef. Did nice things with texture that were totally unmeat like. Closer to a Japanese croquette, but more beans.
Some of the worst have been the most similar. Tvp with ground mushrooms for umami and such.
Foods should be cooked in the ways that best show them off, not in ways that invite a comparison to a different food.
It's like trying to use meat to make a banana free banana bread. Just... Don't.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
I had an A5 (in the US though). Tasted nothing like people told me it would. But it was absolutely amazing. Never had anything that good. But cheaper steak with some seasoning was decently close.