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imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 122 pts · 168d (4 replies)

My brain feels Expandard

tyler@programming.dev · 32 pts · 168d (3 replies)

The exact sentence I came to post. Apparently we all think alike.

Davel23@fedia.io · 15 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Thirded.

kionay@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 168d

Thirdard*

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 168d

Alikeard if you ask me.

superfes@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 168d (3 replies)

Where's the custard?

toynbee@piefed.social · 28 pts · 168d

athatet@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

There you go. I cust too much.

degen@midwest.social · 2 pts · 166d

I will always appreciate the blink182 version

jedibob5@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 168d (7 replies)

So a lizard must be an excess of Liz?

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 40 pts · 168d (3 replies)

Oh no, people are gonna start being called "Rizzards" soon.

Khrux@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 168d

I've always had a soft spot for the word rizz. Not just is it a shortening of charisma, so more sensible than other zoomer words, but I grew up playing D&D, where wisdom is frequently shortened to Wis, and Cha is bad to say and doesn't rhyme.

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 168d

language evolves; it will transform intro "Lizards"

this actually the plan of The Government™ ran by evil reptilian people

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 162d

In that case it should be used ironically on people with no rizz

Dicska@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 168d

The opposite of Thin Lizzy.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 168d

There used to be a lot of excess Lizzo, but she lost weight on GLP1s, like everybody else in Hollywood.

Asetru@feddit.org · 2 pts · 167d

And a leopard?

VivianRixia@piefed.social · 40 pts · 168d (6 replies)

So, calling someone a bast-ard, implies that their mother slept around on many beds that weren't the marriage bed. Does that mean it all comes back to calling your mother a whore?

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 41 pts · 168d (5 replies)

As is every insult

drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 168d

I think in English there is also:

  • Comparing the subject to an animal, such as a dog.
  • Slurs for various minorities.
  • Names for 'vulgar' body parts, or the act of sex itself.
  • Names for human waste products.
  • Literal 'curse words', such as "damn" or "hell", which imply the subject will go to, or just allude to the existence of, the Christian hell.
  • Literal swears, as in oaths. This is pretty rare in modern English aside from "I swear to god... ". The word "gadzooks" is actually a minced version of "God's Hooks" (the nails used in the crucifixion), which was probably shortened from "I swear on God's Hooks". Its pretty funny how something that was probably deadly serious in the past has been diluted so much that now only cartoon characters say it.
  • Literal profanity, as in invoking the holy in an improper context. This has a lot of overlap with the previous two categories.

I don't really know anything about linguistics, but these seem like the categories to me. In addition to the "alludes to the sexual impropriety of the subject (if female) or the subject's mother (if male)" category.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d (3 replies)

“Yer daddy was a 2 pump chump!”

Edit: Not sure how that comes back to “mom’s a whore”

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Because she clearly needed more than two pumps.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Most people do. Not her fault

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

-the barista staring blankly at me in hopes that I'll just answer how much mocha syrup I wanted-

melvisntnormal@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 168d (2 replies)

ahh so that's why charizard is so hot

tryagain@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 168d

¡Más chorizo!

BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d

👏👏👏

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 168d (2 replies)

This is largely true. English takes '-ard' from Old French. MW defines it as:

one that is characterized by performing some action, possessing some quality, or being associated with some thing especially conspicuously or excessively

The main point is that it's generally just a pejorative suffix.

Citing the Trésor de la langue française informatisé, however, Wiktionary puts forward a surprisingly cogent counterargument and alternative etymology to the "packsaddle" one for "bastard".

helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 168d (1 reply)

French still has this feature, for instance a driver is a chauffeur, and a bad driver is a chauffard. Some one who goes overboard with partying is a fêtard, etc.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

Why would they have a second pejorative for someone who is excessively overbo?

stray@pawb.social · 32 pts · 168d (6 replies)

It's not "too" something; it's just being strong (hardy) or remarkable in that trait. A lot of sources list it as derogatory, but it isn't so in all instances of use.

A wizard is not too wise, but very wise. Renard or Reinhardt is someone who gives good advice or makes good decisions.

The "must" in mustard is juice and pulp which you intend to ferment, because grape must was an ingredient. There's a lot of debate over whether the "ard" is the one in this post or ardens (burning).

Uruanna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d

A wizard is not too wise, but very wise.

Thanks, that one was strangard.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 167d (1 reply)

The "must" in mustard is juice and pulp which you intend to ferment, because grape must was an ingredient. There's a lot of debate over whether the "ard" is the one in this post or ardens (burning).

So the mustard seed was named after (as in post) the condiment?

stray@pawb.social · 2 pts · 166d

Yes. It's not too unusual for that sort of thing to happen. Feverfew and lungwort are plants named after their medicinal uses, and the tea plant and rubber tree are named for what they produce. Wheat means white, referring to the ground flour.

A lot of things might have had other names before a use was discovered, or they just might not have been named by anyone yet. I think most plants have probably had lots of different regional names within the same language. Flowers seem to collect a lot of names; I think they make us poetic because they tended to interact with human culture in many ways.

FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 168d (1 reply)

"Wizard" historically had a negative connotation though.

It's to be expected that an old suffix can have multiple meanings.

stray@pawb.social · 6 pts · 168d

It could have a negative connotation. One could be a genuine wise man or essentially a snake oil salesman, so the word could be applied in both ways. It's like how we use "genius" as an insult; we're using the word in an ironic and sarcastic way.

Here is a collection of various uses throughout history:

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/wizard_n?tab=meaning_and_use

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 168d
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 28 pts · 168d (7 replies)

I love etymology

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 168d (4 replies)

Me too! Bugs are great.

https://xkcd.com/1012/

cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 168d (1 reply)

people who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways i can't put into words

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 168d

classic

parody@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Etymology
: A branch of linguistics concerned with etymologies (origin/history of words)

Entomology
: A branch of zoology that deals with insects

libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Why?

psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 162d

Why wouldn't you?

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 28 pts · 168d (6 replies)
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qarbone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d (1 reply)

I'm going to turn "wizard" back into an insult. Some smart-aleck tries to act bougie: "fuck off, wizard"

Gyroplast@pawb.social · 6 pts · 168d

Pronounce it /ˈwaɪzɝd/ for added effect! Don't go overboard, though, or you may be called a custard.

allhopelost@piefed.social · 4 pts · 168d

Interestingly now a "queutard" in french slang is someone who uses his queue (=tail, slang for dick) a lot, or wants to at least.

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Fucktards be making fuck all the way to the parking lot.

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 167d (1 reply)
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AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 167d

Oh man... I can't believe I missed that origin. Yeah... You're absolutely right about that.

Hupf@feddit.org · 26 pts · 168d (2 replies)

quink@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 168d

Ah yes, in English it apparently means ‘-ly’, in German it means ‘Arbeitsgemeinschaft der öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunkanstalten der Bundesrepublik Deutschland’… I guess some languages are just more expressive than others.

hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 168d

The -ard here refers to the overabundace of regional channels: HR, WDR, SWR, NDR, BR, RBB, MDR, etc. pp.

MurrayL@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 168d (2 replies)

See also: haggard, laggard, braggart (this one changed to a ‘t’ for some reason), dastard, dullard, and a few others. It’s uncommon but it’s out there!

PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 167d

My utterly baseless theory on braggart is that those folks have always been so MF irritating, through history, that people pronouncing the word just tend to do so using a clipped, terse voice.

"Oh, m'lady, pray tell? T'was Kevin spinning such fanciful yarns for thee? (grits teeth) UGH, that braggart"

I don't care if it's true.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 168d

Dotard!

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Today I learned I might be too ret.

Khanzarate@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 168d (1 reply)

The root means "slow", BTW, so it does get to join that list.

bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 167d

I'm no expert at this, but it seems to be the suffix here is 'tard' not 'ard', coming from Latin.

The root already has tard in it, from Latin retardare. It also has the word tard in it, French for late. Retard also means late in French.

Does anyone here know? This post also had me wondering about retard.

null@lemmy.org · 18 pts · 168d (4 replies)

So when people call me a retard they're saying I'm overly moist?

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 168d

That you have an excess of Ret, not Wet.

C'mon, retard, figure it out.

Klear@quokk.au · 8 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Retard means literally "delayed", ultimately from latin tardus (also see "tardy"), meaning slow. Doesn't seem like it comes from the same suffix.

null@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 168d (1 reply)

I'm just shitposting, don't mind me.

executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 168d

Shittard

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 168d (2 replies)

They bring up wizard... But what about bards?

Minizarbi@jlai.lu · 27 pts · 168d

Too b or not too b

FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 3 pts · 167d

They are just Too much... Ask every DnD Master.

dovahking@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 168d

I love learning new stuff through memes.

Paulemeister@feddit.org · 14 pts · 168d (5 replies)

What about standard

specimen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 168d (3 replies)

I think there’s a wacky Japanese comic book about this

Stern@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d (2 replies)

I'd say its more bizarre than wacky.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Don't be too adventurous now

degen@midwest.social · 3 pts · 166d

The body standards are out of this warudo

CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 168d

According to etymonline, it's from the French estandart meaning a military banner, or from the Medieval Latin standardum. These in turn possibly come from the old Frankish standhard, so literally to stand hard like a flag or a long-standing tradition.

mech@feddit.org · 13 pts · 168d (1 reply)

This explains my University Report Card.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d

Yes, it's too University Report C.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 12 pts · 168d

“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on

Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 167d

Hazard is apparently too much danger

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 167d

Un animal de bât is indeed a pack saddle animal, and bâtard is indeed a bastard so that's pretty cool. Never realised the connection! -ard in French is also often a negative suffix, like connard which would be a... "cuntard" if you will.
-asse is the feminine variant, although there are inconsistencies, such as pétard / pétasse which are probably related but one is a firecracker, while the other is a tart (the lady kind)

Rude language is always so much fun!

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 11 pts · 168d (5 replies)

Someone forgot 'stand'.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d (4 replies)

And 'b'.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 168d (3 replies)

h

SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 168d

Ret

Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d (1 reply)

w

jeffep@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

l

froh42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Mallard ducks would be very confused about this post.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 168d

They're very much filled eith "too much" malice

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 8 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Do not investigate how do they call a person that retes

protist@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Apparently that one doesn't follow this rule, and is instead derived from the Latin word "retardare," meaning "to make something go slower."

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 7 pts · 168d

As a Spanish speaker, I was already aware of that, but imagine if someone thought that the act of reting was a thing by analogy

Speiser0@feddit.org · 7 pts · 168d (3 replies)

So what is a guard?

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Too protective/remarkably protective? I made this up, but if usage started with peasantry or something it kind of makes sense.

Alberat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d (1 reply)

you sound like a smartard

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 167d

First time I've been called that kind of -ard.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d (6 replies)

So…

What is Dast?

(The word that means what we typically use Bastard for is Dastard.)

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 168d (4 replies)

parody@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 168d (3 replies)

types of ard
• must
• bast
• wiz
• cow
• Reinh
• das

frank@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Mall 🦆

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 168d

mallard: … 2. (archaic) a shopaholic

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 168d

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 168d
shrugs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d

What about retard? SCNR

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 167d

Also

  • dull
  • boll
  • mall
  • stand
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d

Jean-Luc Pic

Stern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d

Mine is Blowh

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 168d (2 replies)

How about regard? Even tho it's also a verb.

Bongles@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 168d (1 reply)

You're too reg? Sounds like it could've been gen z slang in another timeline, like mid.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 167d

...omg I'm mid!

degen@midwest.social · 4 pts · 166d (1 reply)

Unironically, what about Blizz?

halowpeano@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d

https://www.etymonline.com/word/blizzard

Maybe "an excess of blaze (of gunfire)"?

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 166d
5715@feddit.org · 4 pts · 168d

goonard? looksarding?

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 168d

So someone e.g. named Leonard Thiel that embodies themselves too much is a Leotard?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d

I’ve heard that the term “son of a gun” has a similar origin.

See, when a sailing vessel would visit port all the whores would row out to meet it. They’d be hauled into the gun ports and… ply their wares.

Since they didn’t know who in the gun crew was the father, their boys were “sons of a gun”

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Doesn't work in German (also a Germanic language like English):

  • Mustard: Senf / Mostrich
  • Bastard: Bastard
  • Wizard: Zauberer
  • Coward: Feigling
  • Drunkard: Säufer / Trunkenbold
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 168d

It's thought to be a misunderstanding between French speakers and German surnames. Francophones presumed it was a trade suffix the way in English someone who bakes is a baker. English is a salad of confusion between these two.

MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 168d

This reminds me of a card-based cooking game, Cookard... which does, in fact, contain an overabundance of cooking.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 168d

"What are we going to call this fish? It's got... so much pilch... maybe a bit too much if I'm honest"

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 167d

So Richard is too rich? Is that why he's a Dick?

Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 167d

What a smartard.

jpablo68@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 167d

There's also Spaniard...

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

HarvARD

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 168d

howard's awkward canard

libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 167d

There are too many hoardards in our world.