Nvidia CEO: Everybody should use AI. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everyone has to start buying my product. We have no choice. I don't make the rules.

Everyone should use guillotines. Society has no choice but to change. I used to be a parasite. When the revolution came along, you obviously can't be a parasite now

When cars came along? How old is he?

"Please use my product so I don't have to sell one of my yachts".

Turns out, if you don't sacrifice cities on the car altar and plan for quality of life instead, children can in fact play on the streets. The Netherlands show it.

The AI bubble depends on this kind of brainwashing to stay inflated. But they can't escape the truth, that AI is an answer looking for a question that isn't necessarily being asked. Sure there are useful applications, but I don't actually need it for anything I do.

It seems to be a big deal to people who don't know how to do a lot of stuff. I already know how to do a lot of things, and I know how to find info by reading when I need to learn something, so the most popular use cases for AI don't apply to me and I just don't use it.

God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn't expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don't want your AI slop anywhere near my life.

One of the worst takes of all time

c/fuck_ai and c/fuckcars collab

Man, I didn't know they didn't have cars back in the 60s.

CEO says thing in attempt to force thing to be true because it’s beneficial to CEO.

Bezos does the same shit.

Zuck tells them to be happy because AI, too.

If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.

Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.

Everybody should use _____. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When _____ came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use guns. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When guns came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

Everybody should use drugs. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When drugs came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

I'm seeing a pattern here...only bad things work in his example.

Cars and car-first infrastructure have been massively bad ecologically, socially, and environmentally.

I wish he would play in the streets now

You know, he's right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don't need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.

Rich-asshole/CEO-says-a-thing journalism. They say something completely absurd, and it actually makes its way around the news and memes. I swear, if we stop reporting these imbeciles and sharing this nonsense, half of the internet would have no idea what to do. The internet thrives and dies on these stupid souless pointless reactionary news articles, Tiktok dancing and tide-pod eating/trendy bullshit, and LLM stupidity.

I’d rather burn down your headquarters than use your shitty, unreliable, insane environment killer.

But honestly, this guy is an asshole. He doesn’t seem to care about selling this to people. In fact, he’s practically openly hostile to people. He’s always talking to and selling to companies and government (America, mostly?)

It’s the most “bubble” fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Is he being pro-AI or anti-car?

Fuck cars

I'm in the US. Kids still play in the street.

I strongly suspect this jackal doesn't predate cars.

I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.

When cars come along you just yell "Car!" and get out of the street.

"Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high"

How…how old are you, Jensen?

He should definitely go play in the street.

Everybody should use wheelchairs. Society has no use for legs anymore. We have no choice but to amputate our legs. I used to have legs but now I have a wheelchair, so I don't need them anymore.

This guy sounds like someone who has been told how smart he is a few too many times in elementary school.

Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.

Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?

“Why won’t you use my gimmick?” (｡╯︵╰｡)

!fuckcars@lemmy.world

Good thing movements reclaiming streets back for citizens already exist. In fact even businesses who initially opposed this actually realize it's better for them too.

Looks at photos of Amsterdam and Paris just decades ago. It's like smoking in planes.

We as a society try, fail, learn, and overcome BS.

Dude is older than cars?!

Do what i want, slaves.

If their product was really that incredible they wouldn't need to sell it so god damn hard.

Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.

No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.

He has sunk so much money into the hindenburg that is the AI bubble at this point he is just trying to convince anyone who will listen.

Laughs in car Free zones

People have reclaimed some of the public space that we lost to cars. Losing rights and privileges to new technology is not as inevitable as Jensen Huang wants to present it.

Car-free streets, streets with restricted access, streets where cars have the lowest priority, temporarily closed streets, ... I don't know a single commune that doesn't have some of these, it's not the 1970s anymore.

Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.

Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.

So what were the streets for then?

Is every sentence out of this idiot's mouth stupid? Or is it 50:50?

The problem with his dumbass analogy is that people actually wanted cars.

He should take that stupid fucking leather jacket off and get in touch with reality.

I think he should still play in the street

Oh, well then, I guess the asshole has spoken, so we all just fall in line.

The only thing nice I have to say about this shitstain is he's temporarily sequestered a bit of carbon.

Just like AI was made to make people think less, cars were made so people couldn't play on the streets anymore so we would have less Vitamin D and physical activity. First step to domination is weakening your enemy.

x-post to c/FuckCars 🙃

Eh, I'm fine with him playing in the streets. He's old enough to make his own choices.

Suck my Huang, Jensen, and then kindly fuck all the way off.

Sounds like he's saying he values cars more than children. I mean, yeah, both can be noisy and annoying, but only one will grow up to pay tax.

Funny thing is that if we all play on the streets for a month all their money will be worth nothing.

Fuck cars too.

I love my Nvidia Shield and my 1080ti. They are some of the best tech purchases I have ever made. That said...fuck this weirdo.

Violence is no solution but goddamn would I celebrate if that man got shot.

肏你祖宗十八代!

There's a huge difference between the Gutenberg press and this crapola reasoning; that printer advanced knowledge. Fuckin AI might as well reverse all that was learned by causing most people to forego learning and become LAZY.

Wow, poking the anti-AI and the anti-car people — not realizing that Venn diagram is concentric circles. (Intentionally using — just like my AI overlords)

I used to play footy in the street. Lived on a bus route . We'd just yell "CAR", and then get out of the way. Once the vehicle had passed, we'd get back to it.

What, exactly should I use your bullshit hallucination machine for. It can't even answer a question correctly, or in less than four paragraphs

Everybody should use AI AI should be optional
FIFY
maybe next time i should buy AMD, i love my GTX 1650 though. (I dont mind not being able to run modern AAA at high fps,Slower tokens per second,etc.)
i like Local AI cause its solve most of the ethics problems for me(i dont like AI datacenters)
i tend to not share any AI prompts due to possible training on anything copyrightable problem.

Cars don't have the ability to know more about me than I know myself, or empty my savings account, or decide that I'm a threat to the prevailing order by reading through the sum of my online content, or manipulate or replace me.

Jensen’s leather jacket shtick is worse than Zukk’s necklace bling bullshit. CEO “cool” consultants living the dream making these guys look like absolute clowns.

He was alive before cars were around? This is mildly concerning. I guess that zoro ranch baby jerky really increases their lifespans

I remember seeing videos in the early 80s when US federal seatbelt requirements went into effect and everyone in an uproar about it. Screaming government overreach, the nanny state, etc. Now anyone not wearing a seatbelt is an idiot.

AI will end up being a useful utility and those opposing it the loudest now will no longer be loud about it. Right now it's expensive, it's inefficient, it uses too many resources much like cars from the 80s compared to cars now. As Moore's Law kicks in it will use fewer resources, become more efficient, and more accurate

"AI businessperson suggests the future is AI"

If that infuriates you, you'll be infuriated a lot.

Unpopular opinion: He’s right. As much as I love to hate ai, it’s becoming a necessity.

I fucking hate “AI”. I hate that companies are betting their companies and employee’s livelihood on something they know isn’t correct ALL of the time. And not just companies, but governments and militaries. Not to mention the damage infrastructure is doing to support it.

However, it’s a tool and has it’s time and place. People just can’t put their head in the sand and pretend it’s not there. If you’re fighting it you’re going to be left behind.