c/fuck_ai · by tomkatt@lemmy.world · 69d

Seriously, this whole site, but the images are killing me. They seriously couldn't find pictures of nail guns? 😂

https://nailerguy.com/nail-gun-use-shiplap-installation/

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AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 192 pts · 69d (24 replies)

what the fuck

The ultimate technical resource for power tools and timber. 5,000+ verified guides written by pros who actually drive nails.

tomkatt@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 69d (3 replies)

Hey thanks for grabbing and posting all the pics, I didn't even think to do that. No need to go to the site folks, it's all here. 😂

Edit - oh wait, there's actually more on the site page, including a guy with two right hands!

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 62 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Not all of them. They missed my personal favorite

Wireless magazine, for a drill, that requires two hands.

Naich@piefed.world · 26 pts · 69d (1 reply)

It requires two hands coming off the same arm.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 68d

You gotta control that thin metal blade coming off the side of the tool or it will cut the shit out of your project and/or extra hand.

StillAlive@piefed.world · 42 pts · 68d (7 replies)

Is this a concept art for a new video game?

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 48 pts · 68d (1 reply)

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d

Groovy.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 68d

Choose your own adventure:

For "What are you doing, step-carpenter?" turn to page 41

For "alternate universe Evil Dead," turn to page 22

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d

Ash Williams takes up carpentry

thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 68d

Nailgun Man, newest villain in Chainsaw Man

RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 68d

The Fister

a_person@piefed.social · 2 pts · 68d

Honestly that would be cool in a doom game

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 38 pts · 69d

Nail guns... Now in Nightmare Edition

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 69d (1 reply)

The first one slaps. It's Evil Dead but you fight animated plywood cutouts.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d

Or live-action Mega Man after he's absorbed the powers of Construction Man.

grte@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 69d

Those are perfectly cromulent hands.

Saapas@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 69d

I saw this one and thought to myself "haha man they really messed up". Turns out this was mild one lol

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 69d

Nailgun Fister

sounds like a metal af band name.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d

How can I possibly trust the other guys' reviews? They don't have a single body-horror pic!

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d (1 reply)

My thoughts as well. There's slop an there is SLOP.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 68d

It's obvious no human even read this before it was posted.

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

I just used my H2EE6AF jigsaw version of a drill with finger extenders yesterday

billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

Well I didn’t know fisting a nail gun was a thing…

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 67d

That top one is the best. Like something from Evil Dead.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 69d (2 replies)

No human was involved in the creation and posting of this article

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 69d

Cheers was created by an artificial studio audience.

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 68d

Oh now that makes sense to me. I was trying to figure out how anyone could possibly think those were acceptable images. But it makes sense if the entire site is fully generated.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 68d (3 replies)

Some days I feel like I have two right hands.

zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 68d (2 replies)

...as well as some finger-fingers and a wrist-thumb?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Mom drank a lot during pregnancy.

zergtoshi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d

I doubt alcohol is strong enough for that.
Maybe mom liked drinking paint?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 37 pts · 69d (2 replies)

He put this image right above "safety first" without a hint of fucking irony.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 69d

This is like a novelized monologue in a fever dream. It's nauseating to read.

str82L@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d

Prepare your ~~wall~~ will

teft@piefed.social · 34 pts · 69d

That page layout is an immediate red flag for me that screams AI every time.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 68d (8 replies)

Uh...hands that work?

Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 68d (1 reply)

You're just jealous of their long pinky

Dicska@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 67d

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d (3 replies)

mmm finger soup

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 68d (2 replies)

Wait till you see the writing on the side

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

well yeah, that's the ancient language of the old ones, of course they make great shiplap nailers....

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

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bampop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 67d

leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d

omg that bottom 'finger' ...

peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 68d

Love thier section on paint where the image model thinks the llm is talking about makeup

Funwayguy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 68d

I love it when common items that everyone generally knows the look of but isn't a strict shape intersects with things that are seldom photographed/discussed every day. Bonus points if its appearance/use requires object permanence in any way.

AI is absolute dogshit at any of it despite being a basic skill even toddlers know. It can't even fix itself without someone manually patching every dumb edge case people find.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 68d (8 replies)

::: spoiler Tap to see worst

:::

jj4211@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 68d

The second is just like a home improvement version of Barret from Final Fantasy VII

When you lose your hand to a circular saw, it just can make sense to get a nailgun hand.

DaiDactylos@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Is that third one from the famous film Johnny Nailgunhands?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 68d

Yes, he had his accident before he got into acting.

LePoisson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Dear Lord that's bad. The whole website must be god awful, I didn't peek at it yet. But seriously with pics like that I'd put money on the website leading to some sort of scam.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 68d

Probably created by AI without any human reviewing anything.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 68d (1 reply)

So bad, only AI can hallucinate it apparently. Like, you couldn’t find a single carpenter for a model? There are plenty, I assure you.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 3 pts · 68d

You don't need to find a carpenter. The marketing photos are free to use right off [brand] website

scutiger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

The one with the knuckles on the wrong side of the hand is kind of troubling

OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 68d (2 replies)

Wow, it's like a showcase of how bad AI images can be.

How does this even happen... I can't imagine what kind of person would be placing these images in the site and thinking "this is fine".

Is this like a highschool web design project or something... "Must have 5 images"?

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 68d

This slop is SEO spam made by the bots themselves. It's all I seem to get now from google searches now.

recked_wralph@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 68d

Person placing images in the site is likely not person

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 20 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Hey man, Naisrihrdap is a well established and reputable brand!

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 9 pts · 68d

I prefer H2ee6ap myself. They're just a better fit for my Toxic Avenger double hands.

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 69d (4 replies)

If ever there was an AI fever dream about power equipment..

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 69d (3 replies)

How do fingers work? Like this? No. Nothing like that.

tomkatt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Not with that attitude they don't.

bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d (1 reply)

Just needs more fingers

bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 68d (1 reply)

I really liked the nail guns in Quake I

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 68d

My favorite weapon. I want one for real.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Nailed it.

Davin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

Hit the nail on the head.

hexagonwin@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 68d

the text also seems to be generated slop lol

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 69d (1 reply)

That isn't just Professional anymore, it's Confessional.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d

That's my favorite brand!

kibblebits@quokk.au · 11 pts · 69d

This site was created just to get clicks and ad revenue.

s38b35M5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 68d (2 replies)

Fuck. Nightmare fuel

Limonene@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Images spoilered due to uncanny horror: ::: spoiler spoiler

:::

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 68d

Is that an alien?

Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 68d

I would never want to buy a product when you cant even photograph the actual item. absurd

Sprinks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 68d

Omfg xD https://nailerguy.com/nail-for-gun/

Edit: 🫥 https://nailerguy.com/nail-gun-magazine-spring-replacement/

Edit 2: Oh god no.... https://nailerguy.com/nail-count-estimator-for-deck-boards/

SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 67d

My favorite.

bampop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d (1 reply)

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 67d

I love how there's just a straight up gun toward the bottom left.

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 68d

Nailgun hands would be fun for a couple hours

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 68d

You're just in denial of the FUTURE! /s

leadore@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d

OK well, maybe if we ignore the images and just read the text we will find valuable information!

FAQs

Sure! Here Are Five Related Questions About Nail Count Estimators For Deck Boards:

Sure! Nail count estimators help us figure out how many nails we need for deck boards. They count the nails based on the size of the boards and how far apart they are. You can use them when building to make sure you have enough nails. This way, you won’t run out while working. It makes building easier and faster!

Sure! Please provide the question you want me to answer, and I’ll be happy to help!

thallamabond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d

Found a picture of a real person, unfortunately I don't think he is truly a "pro who has felt the kickback of a framing nailer." Maybe he just does a stock photo gig when he's not Nailing Wood!

https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-a-man-with-eyeglasses-8035299/