Oatmeal

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272 Comments

jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 98 pts · 1y

Cum

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Guinea Pig.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

Cuy!

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y

Friggin delicious.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Dang and I thought I was original.

Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ass.

kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

Username checks out

Happy cake day!

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Mini wheats isn't a terrible name for a guinea pig

punkwalrus@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

Mini Wheeks

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 1y (9 replies)

He’s called 30mgGummy??

marighost@piefed.social · 20 pts · 1y (8 replies)

40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I'm in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don't eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not sure why but a lot of peops like to take too much. I sold pot for 40 yrs and towards the end of my sales days cannabis was getting much stronger. Customers would complain. They would not understand when I say roll smaller joints or take less puffs. Go figure.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a "dime bag" and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days.

Edit to add: it's about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I'm not looking forward to it either!

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yup, don’t forget the bug egg packets if it was Mexican weed.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y

Those were just what they call terpenes these days.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

marighost@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

I don't see it as a frowny face but now it's smaller :)

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 1y

Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

fubarx@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Antidepressants

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Nice

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
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Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Guinea pig.

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Found the Peruvian. 😅

craigers@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It's important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

fox2263@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Your mom

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

👌

DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

You're going to name him 'Guinea Pig'?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ask me again in five minutes so I can say "beans"

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's been 5 minutes

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Beans and Cornbread

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Don't call him ass

YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
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Philote@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Over night oats, Ono for short.

NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

marighost@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

I said oatmeal in my OP because that was easier than the overnight oats I actually ate. Love me some overnight oats.

NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Also, happy cake day

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Ass

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

5 guys burger with two patties, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, and bbq sauce on a brioche bun (order number 44)

punkwalrus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Skyr. Nice, Nordic name.

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

løve it

SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

A bag of dicks

GoddessGundy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Pickled Brussels Sprout.

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I found the psychopath

GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

Booger

tryagain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

Literally just got done watching it preparing my anus for number 2!

Still waiting on my pre-order for space balls the flamethrower....

a_person@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Onion (raw)

QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

Kebab

krow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Chicken Tender

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

This is good

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Guinea Pig.

MightyLordJason@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Granola and Yogurt. Or Yogurt and Granola

KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Rib sammich

hubobes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Hi Adobo 🥰

tungsten5@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Lil tater tot is lookin cute as hell over there. However, I consider guinea pigs to be part of the “hamster family” so I do not want to get any where near it. Absolutely evil creatures. Never trust a hamster.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (7 replies)

What did the bad hamster do to you?

tungsten5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I was about 4-5 yrs old and my parents got a hamster for my brother and me. Being little kids we gave it the creative name of Mr. Hamster. The only actual memory I have of Mr. Hamster is when he stabbed me in the fucking back.

I picked him up one day and he ran up my shirt sleeve and bit me on the arm. I started to bleed and it scared me so I knocked him off of me and ran to my mom crying. In later years my then step-brother got a hamster. Guess what happened? Unprovoked, the fucker bit me and drew blood. I saw the evil in its soul that day. He bit all of us (brothers and parents) many times. We tried to be nice to him to show him that we mean no harm but it didnt matter. He would bite us just to be cruel. Many years later I went to a pet store and saw the hamsters there. I thought I would try my luck again. I spent some time trying to be nice to the hamsters and gently pet them. They bit me. From my experience, all they do is bite and be useless. Avoid hamsters. They are evil. Good riddance Mr. Hamster

Machinist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That does sound like evil rodents.

I'm currently at war with the groundhogs again. They're super cute and super destructive. They like to dig under foundations, especially my outbuildings. I got five last year; two, so far, this year.

I live trap them so that I can let any bycatch coons or possums go free. Unfortunately, I have to dispatch the groundhogs. (legally you are required to dispatch and not relocate as they carry rabies and are overpopulated due to lack of predators.)

tungsten5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This reminds me of the time my father wanted to rid the neighborhood of stray cats as he read up on how they can be destructive to the local environment. As a direct result of this, I killed my neighbors cat after shooting it a few times in the head (I didn’t know it was my neighbors cat). My father told me to do it. I was about 17 at the time.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Cats are absolute hell on wildlife, especially ground nesting birds, and should be removed from outdoors. That being said, that's completely fucked up that it was put on you by your father. It also sounds like you had to use a pellet/bb gun, the wrong tool. Also sounds like you might not have had much experience killing animals, completely understandable, cute housecats is a terrible place to start with that and is fucked up. He shouldn't have done that to you.

I had a similar experience when I was 15 and working my first job, on a farm. Had to shoot a puppy. Guess my boss thought it would make me tough or something. I managed not to throw up or cry.

My son is 15, I would never put something like that on him. He's killed rats with rat shot. He's watched me clean fish and squirrels. I'm hoping to have chickens next spring. My wife and I have talked about it, I'm going to teach him how to kill and clean a chicken.

Killing always makes me a little sad, as it should. I don't even kill spiders unless it's a black widow or a brown recluse and it's inside a house or shed. I take the ethics of it very seriously.

However, I think that if you're going to eat meat, you should have to kill and butcher at least once. We'd have a lot more vegans and more respect for life.

tungsten5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’ve killed animals prior to that event, but it was for hunting (but yeah Im no expert at all, I mostly shot small game and once hogs but I still wasn’t too sure of what I was doing). This cat was trapped in a cage and not happy about it. I can’t remember if it was a pellet gun or actual firearm but it was a .22 (my father used both .22 pellet guns and firearms when on his property). Either way he told me to just take it out back and shoot it through the cage. I tried to line up the barrel right to the back of its head with the intent of one shot and hes dead. But right as I pulled the trigger the cat moved and I just shot it in the face. It was really hard to shoot it anywhere meaningful while it was jumping around and screaming in there. Hence 4 more shots of my desperately trying to end its suffering. I really like cats so I didnt want it to suffer so much. I wanted it to be fast and painless. But this was the start of my fathers ‘swimming school’ as he called. When he came to the back yard to find me he saw the mess I made and his solution was to tie a rope to the cage and toss it into the river running through our backyard. He hold the rope as to not lose the cage. After some time the cat drowned and my dad left the body in the river. As he caught more cats he just stuck with his ‘swimming school’. It wasn’t until after the first cat died that we found out it was the neighbors cat. He would let his cat out at night. My father told me to not saying anything to the neighbor so I didn’t.

I would like to learn to butcher and clean, it seems like a useful skill but not one that is in my family so I never learned. Your take on it seems sensible, I like it. Much better than drowning cats

Machinist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Jesus fuck. I wasn't there, but your father abused you, displayed laziness, cowardice, and tortured animals. I find the cowardice of having you do it and then drowning particularly disgusting. Fucking yeller coward. I'm sorry you went through that.

I dispatch groundhogs in the trap with a . 22 revolver to the head using high velocity hollow points. I also know what the fuck I'm doing. They don't feel it. I've put down cats before, but I use buckshot to make sure, they move fast and fucking up with a pet is unacceptable.

My son could, and would, put down pets if I told him to or I wasn't able. It would fuck him up and it would have to be dire circumstances for it to ever happen. I'd have to be in the hospital or something and my wife would do it before he had to. That shit ain't right.

Start with fishing, easy to learn to clean from youtube and the emotional impact is a lot less.

SirQuack@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y

Exist

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I think "Meatloaf" is a great name for a chubby guinea pig.

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Benedict, a dignified surname. Eggs, a silly given name.

SoloCritical@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I would literally die for Capn Crunch.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

that's good because he's been promoted to admiral and is on the nimitz

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

ur mom

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Hamter

ieGod@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

Protein Shake! Cute.

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Lacey's macadamia and milk chocolate toffee cookies

mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Yogurt

Ribbons@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Cinnamon Bun

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Pot roast.

valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Tendies

jim3692@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y

Σκορδοπατατάκια

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

I literally just ate a huge burrito sold as "the space shuttle". How about Mr. Shuttle?

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ritalin.

kdcd@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Hard boiled egg. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue

NastyNative@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Short rib

TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Kung Pao Chicken

Thrife@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

Kohlrabi!

NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

Chana masala

Snowies@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

Tide Pod

DaneGerous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Entire family size bag of Doritos.

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ass

chortle_tortle@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Granola 🥰

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Arepita!

Matombo@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Fried Onions

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Tofu

MJKee9@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Meatball Sub

NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Cornflakes

baggins@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Cookie

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Potato

Quite fitting

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Zaxby's, so I guess he's Zaxby or Zach.

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Cacio e pepe

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Sandvich

gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

oatmeal

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Coffee

Darkscryber@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Kuiy!!

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Your creature's new name is "Cock". Congratulations.

Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 1y

Crackers

potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish · 3 pts · 1y

crackers

laserm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Covfefe

shadownet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Donald?

laserm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

wait did Donald invent covfefe 😭

nyan_cat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Chicken salad

JakenVeina@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Bacon Cheeseburger.

pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Pickles

MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Cookie Dough

...very fitting

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Piyaya

Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Nandos

gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Gulasch

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Charcuterie

RouxBru@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Cheese puff!

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Popcorn

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Nice

Flagg76@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Olive with feta

TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Butter croissant actually seems like a decent name for a guinea pig.

If we're including drinking, coffee is a pretty good name, but not for such a light colored guinea pig.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

His name is Hot Dog and he is beautiful.

jsomae@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

heavenly hunk.

heavenly hunk

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Cuy

carl_dungeon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Milkshake

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Capacola

manigordo@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

sandwich!

Daemnyz@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

JÄÄÄÄGERSCHNITZEL!

halvar@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 1y

Left arm of the corpse of Lenin

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Super burrito

craigers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Tell me more about what makes this burrito super

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

MacBook Pro

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Pringles

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Cheez-it

Not a bad name XD

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Homemade pork sausages

JandroDelSol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Fritos!

Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

"Xarelto", or alternatively "cereal with sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, crushed peanuts, raisins, dried cranberries, and Greek yogurt" if medicine doesn't count.

astrsk@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

Power bar

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Brussels sprout!

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Milanesa de pollo

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Tartine de confiture

Buildout@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Jambalaya

hpucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Pretzel

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ur mom's pussy

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

pillowpants?

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1y

trencito (chocolate)

Qtech@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Quesadilla

shoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

What am I, some kind of fae creature?

NABDad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I have a moral objection to naming guinea pigs after food, but...

Cheese Steak

klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

Chia seeds

RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Cucumber slice

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Drunken noodles

GenXLiberal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Poundcake

Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Peanut butter and weed sandwich

philthi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Nectarine!

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Cous cous

Kiernian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Alambre

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y

Meat stick.

owsei@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

brazilian french bread with salami

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Jalapeño chicken

Amir@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Fudge Pretzel

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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Vinstaal0@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Bread

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Pop tart!

Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Cheesy fries

waggz@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Beef Sausage Stick

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Empanada!

sailormoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Dehydrated pineapples

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Stroopwafel

danny801@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

Raisin.

tomat0223@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Chilli Mac with Beans.

fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Piattos

VanRayInd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Brekky bagel sandwich!

( homemade: eggy sausage cheese with organic maple syrup & siracha, chive cream cheese, toasted daves plain bagel... fuck yeah)

Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Egg Drop Soup.

Egg Drop is a cute name.

Cocopanda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Peanut butter. Seems fitting.

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Mole burrito

reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Matki

Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org · 2 pts · 1y

Buckwheat flakes

Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Weed gummy

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

Cheddar sticks

MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Sausages

4am@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Ruffles

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!

wolfrasin@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

Crunch wrap

wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Jax

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Peaches

ptolemai@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Ga Pao Large Rice

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Pasta Alfredo and gamersupps.

quinkin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Pringle.

M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Peanut

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

T-Bone

CircaV@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
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WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Mt dew

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Muffin

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Literally a peach.

CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Matt Cain, from Ike's

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

salad mixing bowl full of half rice chex half cocoa pebbles with two bananas sliced up in it

nudi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Burrito!

Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Vegetable bhuna

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Trail mix

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Pancakes

FryHyde@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Brisket

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Pussy

tomi000@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nice try

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm not kidding. Just had my dinner too, she's under the shower right now

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

under??? did you bury her?!

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

In* wrong translation :)

Bclueck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Meatball

Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Gf calls. Asks me this question. Sends me this pic after.

His name is now "The Spaghetti".

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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textik@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Phat phrik khing

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Marble Cheese String

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Sloppy joes

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

Bourbon Cream

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

MUNT

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Liver loaf ragout with pasta.
A long name for a heavy guinea pig.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Cold pizza

Francois@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Granny Smith

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

Wavy Lays

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Esquite (i am too lazy to put the accents in right now)

fullflyermokoko@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Longaniza

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

McMuffin... sue me, I'm traveling.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Premier Protein Caramel

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Soup

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

Rice pudding!

PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Crumpet

maximumbird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Torta

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

That's a big boy

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Slider

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

McFries

raynethackery@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Bagel

Laggindragon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Noodle

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You called ?

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

hash browns

lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Soup

CoolMatt@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Tuna

Rentoraa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Meatball

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y

goddamn that's a cute pig tho.

Ileftreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Bravo@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 1y
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loomy@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y
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trumpetmouth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Come meet Dried Pineapple - isn't he cute?

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Chicken burger

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 1 pts · 1y

TURKEY SUB

reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

Croissant.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Tofu-shrimp wok

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Sloppy Joe

Greenbeard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Don Satur

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Why would I eat the poor fellas name?

voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Cherry plum

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Rice Cracker

metalaco@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Tofu

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y

Herrs Old Bay Potato Chips

stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Bagel

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Carrot

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Taco Rice

LittleDrummerBoy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Boursin

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

He's too ginger to be French

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

dick

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Banana Fritter

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Egg

inbeesee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Fajita

thecoffeehobbit@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

Omelette

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
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SanPe_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Apricot

Sabin10@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Jolly rancher

FleetingTit@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Noodle Salad is an awesome name.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Awww, he's such a cute little protein shake.

Mist101@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Cheeto puff

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Chicken dumpling soup.

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Sir Ham Burger Lord of The Grill

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Nutritious gummy!

Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Pot Roast.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

Mini roll. Appropriate.