I was doing payroll recently for my work, and came across Harsh Harsh. I had to ask our HR lady, really? His last name was Harsh and his parents named him Harsh?
Well, no. She said his name was simply Harsh but our system required a last name so she repeated it.
I met a soldier who's last name was too long to fit on a nametape. They asked if he could shorten it and he chose X instead. iirc he was Indonesian or Thai...
That’s actually against regs in the US military. The correct way is to keep spelling until the name tape runs out of space.
However, who’s going to correct the man about his own name? In his case, X literally pronounces as KingFaldTheBeeswaxBeeblebrox and I’ll be damned if you think it’s anything else, you silly gate guard!
I worked with a lady whose married name was Xu, she'd kept it when she divorced him. She was Laotian. (Really cool lady, grew up in refugee camp, married high roller Chinese guy, got t educated, when they divorced she moved to the US and was successful on her own). One day i forwarded her an email from a vendor, his name long and unpronounceable, and she looked at it and said, oh! That is the same as my maiden name! I could see why she kept the last name of the Chinese husband :)
That's an interesting thing, in many countries such as the UK, it is perfectly legal to just not have a surname. Probably the best example is our own King, Charles.
That's not his actual surname. Mountbatten-Windsor is a surname given to descendants of royals who aren't working members (or ex royals in Andrew's case). While Charles still doesn't have a surname, generally if you faced a situation where you had a database which absolutely must take a surname, he'd likely simply put down "Windsor" as the Mountbatten thing was a compromise made between the late Queen Elizabeth II and the family of the late Prince Philip.
It kind of applies to working royals as well.
However even then, I believe that would probably only be used by Princess Anne. As the children of the Prince and Princess of Wales will probably use the word "Wales" in place of a surname, and previously would have likely used "Cambridge" in terms of school records. I don't know how this works out for the rest of the family as Princess Beatrice and Eugenie's father (formerly York) lost his title and the Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh's children aren't working royals/prince/princess despite the fact they are normally perfectly entitled to the title, as they are a grandchild of the monarch. (Although with Harry and Andrew gone, some are speculating that Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor might step up).
Queen Elizabeth II still has some living cousins such as HRH The Duke of Kent and HRH The Duke of Gloucester. They aren't really well known but are still carrying out royal duties quite diligently (well, that would also depend on your viewpoint on royal duties, etc)
Sounds like some refugees coming from the african/middle east.
I have one colleague with an "official" and an actual birthdate.
I believe some also don't have the given/sur name system.
I imagine myself when someone says:"These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!" and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn't know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once
Short for Thaddeus, but you're right, the "Tad" spelling is apparently for the over-forty crowd. I don't personally remember seeing "Thad" before the 90s, and then it left me wondering how to pronounce it when I did.
I looked up my name, David, once and it is almost unchanged and easily recognizable in most languages - even the Welsh couldn't fuck it up beyond recognition (Dafydd). Them damn biblical names have staying power, what with all the bullshit they've contaminated the world with.
There was a case in Japan. An application was handed in to name a boy akuma, which means "devil". That may sound funny or cute or whatever, but it really isn't. The application was denied.
While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced "I just made appointments for three people named Unique today"
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capuccino@lemmy.world · 149 pts · 227d
X Æ A-12
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 48 pts · 226d
Clearly you’ve never done ketamine.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 226d
I have never, but I would buy a sex implement with that name. Not to attack musk realtives, but to devalue his brand.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
sidareal, techno mechanius or slider.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 88 pts · 226d
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 226d
The tears in her eyes... she knows already lol
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 226d
That’s the look of a child who knows they are facing a lifetime of fixing up shit in the wake of very dumb parents.
WILSOOON@programming.dev · 32 pts · 226d
Never seen a 1000 yard stare PRE traumatic event. That daughter is special in more ways than one.
mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 225d
Poor kid will be called Qui-Gon in school.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 227d
Standard names spelled with far too many letters. JeighSynn and Kryssteighnah are not people names they are scientific nomenclature or some shit
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 46 pts · 227d
Sounds like real tragedeighs right there.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
its always white midwesterners, trying to sound clever. at least its not ABCDE and the mom said it was "Absidy
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 226d
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 226d
People in 1990: maybe enough time has passed that - nooope.
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 226d
I'm curious about the resurgence in the 50/60s
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 225d
Jim Crow and the KKK maybe. There’s always a backlash when civil rights are gained.
We’re living through one right now. I hope we make it.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 225d
Looks like Adolf's signature with a bit Parkinson's disease.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 227d
No, there's probably worse baby names than "whats"
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 227d
Who's on first?
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 226d
Whats on second?
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 226d
Third base!
alternategait@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
ollie@pawb.social · 7 pts · 226d
happy cake day you silly individual 🙃
RBWells@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 226d
I was doing payroll recently for my work, and came across Harsh Harsh. I had to ask our HR lady, really? His last name was Harsh and his parents named him Harsh?
Well, no. She said his name was simply Harsh but our system required a last name so she repeated it.
Still, pretty harsh I think.
embed_me@programming.dev · 15 pts · 226d
It means joy in Indian languages
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 226d
That actually makes it funnier lol
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 226d
My grandfather in law only had one name. When they immigrated, they made his first name "XXX".
One time someone asked him "like the movie?"
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
I met a soldier who's last name was too long to fit on a nametape. They asked if he could shorten it and he chose X instead. iirc he was Indonesian or Thai...
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 225d
That’s actually against regs in the US military. The correct way is to keep spelling until the name tape runs out of space.
However, who’s going to correct the man about his own name? In his case, X literally pronounces as KingFaldTheBeeswaxBeeblebrox and I’ll be damned if you think it’s anything else, you silly gate guard!
What happened? I blacked out.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
typical gate guards :D
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
I worked with a lady whose married name was Xu, she'd kept it when she divorced him. She was Laotian. (Really cool lady, grew up in refugee camp, married high roller Chinese guy, got t educated, when they divorced she moved to the US and was successful on her own). One day i forwarded her an email from a vendor, his name long and unpronounceable, and she looked at it and said, oh! That is the same as my maiden name! I could see why she kept the last name of the Chinese husband :)
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d
heh, easy decision to cut a lot of time signing shit out of her life.
I feel bad for the kid in first grade who's like "I'm Bobby, Bobby Laxwhanxijontongsilvalessbronchongamonson"
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 226d
That's an interesting thing, in many countries such as the UK, it is perfectly legal to just not have a surname. Probably the best example is our own King, Charles.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
But Charles does have a surname. Mountbatten-Windsor? Or does that not count? I'm foggy on what the rules are for the royal family.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 225d
That's not his actual surname. Mountbatten-Windsor is a surname given to descendants of royals who aren't working members (or ex royals in Andrew's case). While Charles still doesn't have a surname, generally if you faced a situation where you had a database which absolutely must take a surname, he'd likely simply put down "Windsor" as the Mountbatten thing was a compromise made between the late Queen Elizabeth II and the family of the late Prince Philip.
It kind of applies to working royals as well.
However even then, I believe that would probably only be used by Princess Anne. As the children of the Prince and Princess of Wales will probably use the word "Wales" in place of a surname, and previously would have likely used "Cambridge" in terms of school records. I don't know how this works out for the rest of the family as Princess Beatrice and Eugenie's father (formerly York) lost his title and the Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh's children aren't working royals/prince/princess despite the fact they are normally perfectly entitled to the title, as they are a grandchild of the monarch. (Although with Harry and Andrew gone, some are speculating that Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor might step up).
Queen Elizabeth II still has some living cousins such as HRH The Duke of Kent and HRH The Duke of Gloucester. They aren't really well known but are still carrying out royal duties quite diligently (well, that would also depend on your viewpoint on royal duties, etc)
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d
Woulda made them set my first name as "Just" so it'd be "Just Harsh" and it should make for some who's on first fun.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 225d
Sounds like some refugees coming from the african/middle east.
I have one colleague with an "official" and an actual birthdate.
I believe some also don't have the given/sur name system.
Townlately@feddit.nl · 31 pts · 226d
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 226d
Holy shit. Where to start with this one...
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 226d
Unironically a fantastic drag name though.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 226d
Great porn star name though
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
dallas is another one.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 18 pts · 226d
I imagine myself when someone says:"These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!" and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn't know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once
Lemming421@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 226d
Brexet (pronounced “Bridget”)
😐
Townlately@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 226d
"Pimpley" is fairly impressive.
flubba86@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
The inclusion of Pimpley is what gives away that is satire.
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 226d
As well as Dudeson and KKK. But Pimpley is where I figured it out.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 226d
Dudeson would be fine. He'd just go by Dude.
Fondots@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 226d
Or "His Dudeness" or "Duder" or "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
RouxBru@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
Dudeson, and Dudesona for the girl
bob_lemon@feddit.org · 8 pts · 226d
Dudesona sounds like a male alter ego
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 226d
Used when animals dress up like people. Smoothies.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 226d
Well, that's better than Dudedaughter. Still about the most survivable name on the list.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 226d
Abcde - pronounced Abceedee
And yes it's a real fucking name.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d
AVICII?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Isn't that "a 108" in roman numerals?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
it's the name of a tech DJ that offed himself
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
so is crystal methvin and methany.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 226d
Ask Elon, he tries to come up with a worse one for each child.
bob_lemon@feddit.org · 17 pts · 226d
Speaking of which: Elon
wirelesswire@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 226d
Not specifically baby name, but I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Bohnert (pronounced like boner). Guess what his nickname was.
It was funny whenever we had a substitute teacher and they would do roll call:
"...Bahnert?"
"It's boner"
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 226d
If his actual name is pronounced "boner" than I have no idea what nickname could possibly be more nicknamey than his actual name.
Vadge maybe? Depending on how long ago this was
NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 226d
Moistopher
redlemace@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 227d
Just look at the offspring of the rich and famous. That covers it quite well
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d
I remember a rich kid named Choate (like the school) and laughing every time I saw it because that shit's just way too close to chode.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 227d
Many years ago I lost the naming rights of my firstborn in a bet. If I have a boy I have to name him Dongshaun. If I have a girl she has to be Clydia.
HorikBrun@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 226d
So, not Chalupa Batman? At least Taco didn't get to name your kid.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
her last name isnt cluadia is it.
BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 226d
Isis was a great name, then it got ruined.
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
Great song too. And a pretty decent spy agency. On their day.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d
You beat me to it.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 225d
next best one, OSIRIS.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d
So you had the Shazam! TV show based on the Captain Marvel comic book character...
https://youtu.be/9NLuRZ3A76U
Which spun off the Isis TV show...
https://youtu.be/FdBRLV6PGro
Which then turned into a new comic character...
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
And don't forget Archer.
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 227d
I once worked with a guy named Tad. Not Todd nor Thad.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
Tad, short for Tadalafil.
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
That's perfect.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
"TADA!" for short...
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
better than techno mechanius, or tau, siderael or AEX.
radix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
I also know a Tad. It's not some cringe 2000s kid, either, this guy has to be 70 or thereabouts.
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
Maybe it is an oldtimey name.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
Short for Thaddeus, but you're right, the "Tad" spelling is apparently for the over-forty crowd. I don't personally remember seeing "Thad" before the 90s, and then it left me wondering how to pronounce it when I did.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
shouldnt it be THAD and tad.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 225d
probably same reason "Bill" is short for "William"
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 225d
I have a distant uncle Tad. Short for Thadeus. Dudes pushing 70 and still an absolute party animal.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 226d
Mulva.
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 226d
Delores
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
🤦🏻♂️ Dolorous!
P1nkman@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 226d
Went to school with a guy who was baptised Davo. Not Dave, but Davo. Typical Australians to put an o at the end.
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 226d
I looked up my name, David, once and it is almost unchanged and easily recognizable in most languages - even the Welsh couldn't fuck it up beyond recognition (Dafydd). Them damn biblical names have staying power, what with all the bullshit they've contaminated the world with.
PlzGivHugs@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 226d
Xfrgolszzzxy - pronounced "Surf-goal-see", not "ex-frogs-ly"
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 226d
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 226d
Donald Trump.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 226d
For a boy? Sue.
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 226d
There's a song about that.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 226d
That was the joke.
trk@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 226d
No but seriously Johnny Cash has quite a popular song about this exact thing
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 225d
I know, that was why I made the comment!
trk@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 225d
Just in case you haven't heard it before, it's available here:.
https://youtu.be/WOHPuY88Ry4
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 225d
For real? I don’t believe you!
banana@communick.news · 13 pts · 226d
Felanie
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d
Lol, everyone knows it's spelled "Phelany".
Birch@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 226d
Peter, if your last name is Phile
gilgameth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d
You can move to the US
essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
Run for office as a republican
Or get ordained.
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 13 pts · 227d
There was a case in Japan. An application was handed in to name a boy akuma, which means "devil". That may sound funny or cute or whatever, but it really isn't. The application was denied.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 226d
Were the parents big Street Fighter fans
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 227d
+5 chaos zweihander.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 226d
Excellent Choice. May I interest you in an ä instead of an a? >:)
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 226d
Yes please, I was just lazy haha.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 225d
Wonderful. As part of our special offer, you will receive extra chaos.
+5 Chaös Zweihänder
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 223d
Many thanks.
YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 226d
Alexa
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 226d
Almost certainly people are naming their kids Trump now.
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 226d
Oh my god, there's going to be a generation of Donnies.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 225d
abcdefg, or whatever musk is naming his children. anna rexxia, ellis dee, crystal methvin, and crystal methany.
i know someone named dallas, pretty much a pornstar name, and austin powers.
Rhoeri@piefed.world · 10 pts · 226d
I would think Meat would be a bad name for a baby.
ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 226d
My friends initials are M.E.A.T
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 226d
My nephew's initials are b.o.m.b !
FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d
Pubert has a lovely ring to it.
regdog@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d
Elon
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 227d
Fucknugget
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 226d
The questions is the worst baby name
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 226d
Ah, sorry. In that case, Greg.
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
That's more of a technical label, no? Like this is what their list looked like:
SpawnProcessedBabyBatterRipenedOvumFailedCondomSprogFucknugget
"Oh, I like that one! Let's go with that!"
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 226d
I mean, even a technical label can be a name.
But maybe that makes the worst name something like Raisin Toast or something.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
fulnecky.
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 8 pts · 227d
Phyllipph
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 226d
Donald
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 227d
Depends on what we're qualifying as a name, because I could say "Penis" and I think that would land pretty high on the list, relatively speaking.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 227d
Maven
/s
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 226d
Karen.
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 225d
Fuckstick the Accident
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d
Scholastika. Real name in Slovakia. I have never ever met anyone of that name. I am still waiting for brothers Nihilizmus and Solipsizmus.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 225d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholastica
probable reason of its existence in your language
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 223d
Nice. Possible. But I like to imagine that someone woke up some morning and thought "I am going to name my child based on philosophy" 😎
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 223d
more probably hardcore christians
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 227d
I think for obvious reasons Adolf is up there. Although I have heard it is still a semi common name in some parts of the world.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 226d
It's not obvious because it was a popular name in France before the war.
Maestro@fedia.io · 3 pts · 226d
At least there it's spelled Adolphe IIRC
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
theres african man named adolf
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 226d
I actually worked with someone named Richard Glick.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 226d
"Whatsyourname"
Nutteman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
Braxton
n3on_Navigat0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 225d
I always think of Braxton Hicks. Lol You named your child after uterine contractions (false labour)?!
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
While not the worst, a friend of mine who worked an appointment desk once came home and announced "I just made appointments for three people named Unique today"
2piradians@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
Perhaps not the worst, but I've had it with anything that rhymes with Aiden
rwdf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d
Shartin
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 226d
it's a 3 way draw between Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d
Adolf Mump
ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org · 2 pts · 226d
Eldonadolf Trumskler
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 225d
donald drumf.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 225d
Elon
Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 226d
Chlamydia is a cute name for girl, but unfortunately it already has meaning that is not so much cute.
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d
How about Clitoris with the emphasis on the o.
mrunicornman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
"CHLAMYDIA! YOUR DAD'S HERE!"
kbal@fedia.io · 4 pts · 226d
Omnizuckerbub
murmelade@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 226d
Grannyfanny
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d
doorknob if it's a girl. because, like her mother, everyone gets a turn.
solrize@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 226d
https://www.idoc.state.il.us/subsections/search/inms_print.asp?idoc=S16366
See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:JackofOz/Cool_names_of_real_people
palordrolap@fedia.io · 4 pts · 226d
"Uncle Grandma"
RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 226d
Hitler
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d
Removed
johsny@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Lil’ Shit.
philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 225d
Jocodemus
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 225d
Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.
modus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8
lengau@midwest.social · 3 pts · 225d
Colón
oozy7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d
Dickson
reksas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 226d
Lil' git
Toes@ani.social · 2 pts · 226d
Any of the biblical names, let's try to be more original and not get bullied
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 225d
Fey-Lea
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 224d
Bartholomew
Edit: The award for coolest baby name goes to Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Outdated4134@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 226d
Winifred
Janx@piefed.social · 1 pts · 225d
Tobert.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Bastard
fiendishplan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d
Ruettiger
emirbutdumb@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 224d
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 226d
Judas
Slayan@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 225d
L'or-ange
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 226d
Bdjcjtjridmrbritignrkepdkfngkgk would be a pretty bad name for a baby