A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 3d

"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3d (4 replies)

DrBanjo@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

i'm not a beeologist or a methodist but i'd think so

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d

Meth makes your blood sugar spike. That's so they'd probably all od.

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2d

Well we do need more bees

Routhinator@startrek.website · 23 pts · 3d (10 replies)

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3d (6 replies)

Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Uh, do you buy a car from a phone number scrawled on the inside of a porta-potty?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d

That geo prism lasted me through college.

nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 3d

that's complicated or am I getting it wrong?

Routhinator@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3d (2 replies)

What is a pleasure for one, may not be for you. Different folks, different strokes.

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d (1 reply)

The probability that it would be for me too is higher. We are all people, after all.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 3d

Can't say I agree. Most people don't seem to critically evaluate their purchases, especially expensive ones. I've gotten tons of bad advice from people that just bought into the hype on some shiny thing they saw a commercial for or a influencer talking about. People are fools. I try not to buy anything I haven't laid hands on myself.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

People are these days through things like carvana "we'll deliver the car you pick online straight to you front door" (grabs the one in the back that won't sell because of the loud AC and it rides a bit wonky, hoping your need of a car out weighs the hassle of sending it back)

bold_omi@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d

Lots of people have boundaries about sex before marriage for moral reasons. That doesn't make them insane.

If they try to force you into doing the same, that makes them assholes.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2d

there are definitely people who preorder cars

outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app · 22 pts · 3d (2 replies)

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d (1 reply)

It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2d

Not the fediverse. The threadiverse is only a little part of the fediverse. I have multiple lemmy accounts and seriously question if that makes any senes at all. Often happen run into some people with multiple accounts 🥸

alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 3d

Where's the litter box?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 3d

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 3d

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 3d (1 reply)

"Gay room" lmao

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3d

Yeah, shouldn't the whole house be gay instead? And maybe a little hetero room for guests...?

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3d

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

kboos1@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3d (1 reply)

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2d

I think you are mixed up, the closet is where we abortion.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3d (1 reply)

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2d

wait, there is a button to become pregnant

Chrglstr143@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2d

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2d (2 replies)

I wish I had a gay room.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 3d (1 reply)

How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

The weed patio alone

captain_spicard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d (4 replies)

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d

Coathangers obviously

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3d

Your celebratory balloon collection, duh!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d

What DON'T you keep in one?!

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2d

postnatal abortions

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2d

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 3d

Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 7 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Wait, we still want marriage?

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

Nope

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3d

polyrriage, for tax reasons, yes.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

SuperSirLoin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

Don't threaten me with a good time.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d

First you'd have to make homes affordable

daannii@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3d

I'm in the basement.

wador@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2d (3 replies)

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d (2 replies)

We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.

wador@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

rustyj@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

I used to have a (weed) bowl shaped like an alligator. We called him Swampdick Larry

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d (1 reply)

FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!

My wife has to go over to the neighbors' house to relieve herself!

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2d

sigh, why doesn’t she just grow a penis?

sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d (1 reply)

By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!

nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 3d

That's the spirit

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3d (3 replies)

That abortion room seems superfluous.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3d (1 reply)

So you’re saying you want to just remove it before the room is even built?

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3d

danc4498@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

Every room is an abortion room, but you got to put the 9-month fetuses somewhere after.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d

I mean....I'm pretty sure "trans bathroom" is kinda redundant in a house? It's just a shared bathroom for anyone there. It's like saying "assless chaps" all chaps are assless so......they're just chaps?

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 3d

Abortion

Fuck I'm laughing way too hard

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?

I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.

gergolippai@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

damn roomba sent my floorplan home again

redditmodssucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d (3 replies)

What’s a gay room? Like is the room gay or do we do gay stuff only in that room?

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2d

it’s like danny the street

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

The room itself is toxically straight, that's why we do gay stuff in it.

redditmodssucks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

So it’s pink?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3d (3 replies)

I'm here for the trans bathroom. I'll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.

jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d (1 reply)

That's what I'm saying, I'm tired of whiping out and touching my genitals a foot from a complete stranger

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d

you just don't have the right music playing in your head

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2d

If you need me I'm at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

It's not far off from the time I was living with a gay throuple and one other in a 100m2 apartment.

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3d

Sus to have abortion very next to boy(wife)'s kitchen... do that imply... mpreg?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d

Still not as good as the estrogen burger meme

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 3d

Find me in the kitchen making food for the sex before marriage lounge 😌

JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2d

why is this funny???

Blibly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

My apartment fr fr

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

All residential bathrooms are trans bathrooms.

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 3d

The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d

You don't have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It's a loophole.

Once you're married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you've prayed.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2d

I wish I had a gay room.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2d

I'll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place

I'd offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy

WanakaTree@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2d

I don't think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion

rekabis@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2d

Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

I worry the gay room isn't large enough. But at least there's a straight line from the sex before marriage lounge to the abortion.

Zink@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2d

Translation: I am uncomfortable with people different from me and I want to dictate how they live their lives, therefore I project upon those other people that they must want to do the same to me and all the world's decent people who are (of course) like me.

kreskin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we'll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we're not 8 years old.

pulsey@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2d

The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home