Autocorrect Rule

Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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Mothra@mander.xyz · 155 pts · 1y

Women are so much better than the official YouTube app

InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 91 pts · 1y

Women are not comfortable hosting the same square button labeled as a water heater de la journée pour les enfants de moins de six semaines de travail.

Autocorrect aneurysm posting

Arbiter@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

oh

MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml · 66 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Senseless@feddit.org · 56 pts · 1y

Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

Deestan@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y

Women are not being able to reach out to you on Friday

LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 1y

Women are not filtered and washed with brine

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 1y

Women are

(Auto suggest next word off. Always on incognito mode. Do not learn typed words)

knightly@pawb.social · 40 pts · 1y

Women are

(I switched to a non-suggesting keyboard years ago)

MHanak@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y

Women in the locker room with a transparent background

Ok hear me out

CandleTiger@programming.dev · 35 pts · 1y

Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

Women are not the best for the world

Autocorrect! How could you misrepresent me this way 😭

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 1y

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

Cano@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1y

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social · 20 pts · 1y

Women are you and I

AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

ben_dover@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y

"women are not even a good idea to be honest"

autocomplete is savage 🤣

Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

women are not real man and tax cuts are not a tool for the Jeep!

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Women are you in the car now.

kspatlas@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

almost1337@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Furbag@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

"Women are my favorite guy."

So true, so true. Google wise.

png@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y

Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

flicker@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Women are forced into a spreadsheet.

What? Oh no!

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y

Women are very nice and they resented FDR's New Deal.

How very specific.

django@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y

Women are

My phone is not interested in typing on its own.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I've ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don't have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I'll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Women are so good at the same time

AugustWest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Apparently, my phone is a Republican…

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies.”

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

"Women are very nice to have fun with and their kids are going to be really excellent with me so I can attach them to the group and see if they can get a chance to go to the store for some maker projects."

As an Ace dude befriending women and participating in hobby projects with their children sounds pretty cool.

GargleBlaster@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

Jon_Servo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Women are you doing okay with the inherent exploitation of someone across the globe.

...Huh.

Worstdriver@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Women are my favorite guy.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Women are women and children too and they are not the only ones who are the most important NATO member???

The fuck?!

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed in this house anymore

… welp, guess I’m getting evicted…

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
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Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Women are more likely to have all the nessecary hardware and software that has a good UI when I see one of the hardest years of college for me to get these things fixed or anything like that

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Women are going through the same thing as well.

phuntis@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be in the house

it looped the last two phrase over and over after that

yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Women are you can you can hold uranium ore in your hand for the shopping list for very long time and now I have to know if you have any questions let me know

m0darn@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed to choose what they wear and they are probably looking for revenue streams and the pendulum is swinging away from religious tolerance.

Jeezus!

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 1y

Women are confidential information

RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 1y

Women are the most powerful men in the country

vithigar@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

Women are you using a Xerox multifunction device location to this email and any attachments is intended only for the same time and consideration and I will be in the first time in the first time in the first time in the first time...

It loops on that forever.

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Women are my favorite guy

shasta@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Women are cattle and I have a lot of money

Lol

Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Women are the wrong color and the king of beasts is a new page Goals and the king of beasts is a new page Goals

fushuan@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Women are not a bad way more comfortable

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Woman are the health benifits to the nature of excercise

I didn't expect that, I was thinking it would be a lot worse, actually kinda wholesome

Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Women are (I don't have autocorrect)

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 1y

First suggestion.... Women are the same as a JPEG and the kids have been there are they talking to me?

Second suggestion... Women are you going to be able to get a new job at the end of the day?

Third suggestion... Women are so that we have the answers though and they have the best of us that are not the only ones I know of.

Hallucinations galore. Android Auto complete is... Not smart.

UmeU@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

First suggestion:

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most affected by the disease and the most likely to be affected by it is the people who are affected by it

Middle suggestion:

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

zaph@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

I think it's stuck

stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

In Lemmy: Women are a bit of a good girl

In my email: Women are you in the office tomorrow morning

matejc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

women are going home to get some random question

wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

Women are the most important thing in society and the most likely to cause harm

Draegur@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Women are so fucking vibing

Huh.

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the day they are you and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and you are not a good person to be a bourgeois institution in disguise and

IDK fam, I don't think that one's gonna complete

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Women are the same as women

Huh ya I guess

Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y

Women are inherently stronger than me.

Lmao, but I am a woman so how does this make sense

Reviever@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and nice

SSJMarx@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Women are so I don't know what to do with the dinosaur bones and I am available at the moment.

Lemongrab@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 1y

Women are some cool container technologies.

I like linuxcontainers lol

DevilOfDoom@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 1y

Women are super wholesome and cheerful and I love you too.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Yeah, most of these seem to be nonsense. Auto carrot at it's finest. I'm sure mine is no better....

Here we go.

Women are responsible for the use of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day......

Looks like I'm in a loop, and I dunno what being "responsible for the use of the day" means.

Emmie@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 1y

“Women aren't allowed to be in the same room as men” 💀

iOS 17.5.1. I am gonna write a juicy letter to Tim apple now

Acters@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

women are very good to have stripped and they are doing proper procedure for the next time I need ❤️

Oh, no

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y

Women are a bit better today than yesterday

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 7 pts · 1y

Women are the best of the best and most of the world

experbia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

"women are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

... I don't agree with this, but my keyboard may have picked up on the fact that I am a gay and a simpleton.

"men are not sexy to be a loud and simple person"

oh nvm it just thinks I hate everyone lmao

Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and...

(My auto complete seems to be stuck in a rut...)

swab148@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Women are in the middle of the night and I don't know what to do with it but I think I can do it again if you want to come over

Proxi@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the best thank you for your help and your family.

Hmmmm

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Women are actually active in the market now 🤯

lemmyseikai@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the same as women and women have different gender identities in women too.

littlecolt@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too

nieceandtows@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

What the fuck, phone?

women are so cute but I'm so sorry for the heads

marito@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are those who are the boys.

boogetyboo@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Women are still interested in the morning and I will be in the morning

ChickenZenphyre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I love you so much for the time and effort to be a puddle of water

OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Women are not unemployed

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the same as women 🤼‍♀️ is a huge number of men are not women and women are the only one who have a lot more women than men and men are not men

Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Women are you doing this for me to be a good day to be able to get to the house and get the rest of the day off the day of the day and I will be there in a few minutes to get it done before I leave the house.

My predictive text doesn't know what to do with the words "Women are". Maybe because I don't like to make declarations about groups of people? Especially when it's half of the population....

Or maybe it's just that gboard sucks at predictive text.

Lightfire228@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

Women are not a concern

Wut

MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Women are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people are so many people

YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do

manucode@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 1y

Women are confidential or privileged information

Frauen sind die beiderseits empfangenen Leistungen

aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

women are so obviously not sure about the situation but they are not done with my partner

boobs_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the best

Aww that's right autocorrect, they are

shikogo@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I don't think they are very loud 💀

LordKitsuna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

"woman are not in the tournament of my own life"

.... Pretty sure my phone just roasted me

Windshear@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the best way to lay out the most important thing in the world.

asciimage@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Women are not available for this month. Huh.

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Women are also much better than me but I don't know what to do with it.

TayamExplorer@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y
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joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed to be pregnant because they are born with a baby.

I don’t know what that says about me…

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Women are the most vulnerable in the world and the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable and most vulnerable in the world because they are the most vulnerable in the world

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Women are you still have the same as the registered player whether the use of the day of the day of the day…

I don't think my keyboard is very intelligent.

jikel@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Women are outside unit circle

Disgracefulone@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so specialized and they are not going to get me off 😭

macrocarpa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are more than happy for a walk while the girls were at the moment as they were a couple of weeks ago but I did really have the chance for them in my family

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 5 pts · 1y
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chautalees@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are not women and are not women or are not women... Got stuck in the loop

aido@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the same and different ask if they had some kind of thing I was rock climbing for the last few work and apartment things to the bottom of the most wholesome relationships in media reports nearly two weeks for observation so I was rock climbing

And then it starts looping. This isn't Heliboard's strong suit.

Contentedness@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so punctual to me we can go over the weekend to see the mountain dew

IzzyJ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the most important thing to do with each other

My phone knows im bi and kinky

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

women are my favorite guy

I think that's just Firefox's default, not based on my searches.

vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you still have the Grand Canyon got a new truck.

FJW@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you doing today and how much more likely to be clear this is the queue for the vrouwen cafe stated that the zugbindung is een van de kleine Berg en Dal van de kleine Berg en Dal van de kleine Berg…

When you are German, live in the Netherlands, communicate mostly in English and hate typing on your phone…

VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I don't think that that's the thing making me a bad VP pick.

thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Left: Women are the most vulnerable in the world.

Middle: Women are more likely than women in general.

Right: Women are also less susceptible and have less chance for infection.

..it’s like predictive text is having a debate with itself..

cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

women are the CLI options .

vuks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you doing it for me to go to riot HQ and rant about your pcie slot of the day and it's not really a lot of the day

My phone may be a little dumb lol

Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are not a bad thing and I was just wondering what you think of this. ... OK ... I'm a woman, so this is interesting 😅

Fox@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Microw@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Women are very nice to see if you have a great time to the bottom

What?

zzx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable and I love you so much and I love you so much baby girl love you so much and I hope you have a good day at work and I'm going to be a little late feel like I have to go to the gym and get my stuff done for the day and I will be back in a bit but I can do it tomorrow morning and I'm going to be a little late feel free to start without me going to be able to get a new phone is best for me to get back to you soon but I don't know how to get

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Women are literally the best and I have to be in the hospital with my dad

Lol wat

kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Women are!

That's all I got. Huh.

mp04610@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you going to be able to get a Fatman for me to come over and get me a lot of the stuff I can do 10h streams and I can get it in the morning

wtf

beaiouns@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the best part of the world of warcraft and then I can get it to the first time I was gonna put it in the fridge

Gloomy@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I love you so much for your kind offer and the perception of all other species living in such a good way to be a bit of a down baby and a couple of Insects I guess it's a good thing to do with the female Chess league banking Transwomsn I see you in the world of a down baby and I don't know why they keep changing the time around this much but I don't know why they keep changing the time around this much but I don't know why they keep changing the time around...

mdurell@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so I could get more than a month or so I can do that for the kids to get that stuff out for the first day and I can go back and see what I want for a little more of them and I can do that twice and I can do that for them and they can do that twice then it is as well but they have a good time

My God, this sounds like a Trump stump speech.

capital@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the most vulnerable in the world.

zazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

"Women are you still not sure if you want to be a woman" egg_irl much..

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Women are not the same thing as arguing about which brand of magic sky-daddy you subscribe to.

I mean, you're not wrong, phone...

Lightor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you even here to help you lose your chance to stop?

Well women, are you?

Barsukis@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
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shrippen@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much...

Just keeps looping.

flames5123@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the most vulnerable in the world because they have no choice.

Wow…

Laborer3652@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
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thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you

Acemod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are a regiment and I love her.

dwemthy@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable too but I don't think I have any more pictures of the house and the kids are going to be a little late but I don't think so but I don't think so

Sarsoar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Women are you going out of the office and I can come by the office to see you

RicoBerto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Women are so cute 🥺

TheWonderfool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Women are the same price and I will send the last one year old and I will send the other two back in a bit

Hmmm....

jetpackbarry@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

hoooolly shit

GordonBrightfoot@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the best seats for the kids to be in.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so good to be able I think I have to go back in

StonedLemmyUser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the best way to go to the gym and I can see the sickest unnecessary PowerPoint animations in the background on my computer

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not filtered to be able and I am a very much and have been in touch and I am a very nice dream home tonight at least

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the sorta (I have anysoft key so it stopped there ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

kakito69@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed to have babies

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Left option:

Women are in a lot better now and I will call them in a bit.

Middle option:

Women are good at almost everything and the kids are you and I don't think they are not statistically significantly better than me.

Right option:

Women are so lucky and proud 🥲

Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

ReCursing@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y

"Women are a bit of a grey area" - I choose to believe that';s because my phone is pro-trans but doesn't quite get it

t0fr@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

women are you still have the same time as well as the what time is it possible to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the only people that are willing and willing and willing and willing

Uhm, alright

meep_launcher@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I think they are going to be able to get together and get some food for the rest of the week so I'll get them to the store and let them know what I can do to help them out.

👍

TetchyOyvind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are you doing today I hope you have a great day.

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not a fan of the Moon and the power of the Moon

Heh

lessthanluigi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the one being compiled and programmed in the past few weeks.

This one does sound like one of my paranoid ramblings.

Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I love you too and I love you too [ad infinitum]

I'll take it.

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the best way to play in the world.

JellyKinder@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 1y

Women are still licensed

dirtySourdough@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute I don't think I can do it anymore

Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the best paraphrase of the world

voldage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are a known counter against moderate politics being reasonable to poke at

recapitated@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are you going to be able to get the kids to go to the store?

redempt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

stoneparchment@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not included in those polls

... accurate

retrieval4558@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the best of the best of the best of the best of the best of the best...

MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the same in terms of preference and I very much appreciate you reaching out.

sumguyonline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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wallmenis@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not bad and I am not a threat

😬😬😬

fermionsnotbosons@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not the same

(FUTO keyboard)

Lemisset@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute.

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not available.

My phone knows too much...

lastweakness@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are looking gorgeous and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful and elegant and beautiful....

No1ButtMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the most beautiful creatures on the internet.

Redex68@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are a bit of a good pet.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not equal

🙃

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

You use autocorrect? It's annoying.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the last few days about the same time as you and your family are you doing well and you are doing okay and we shall char soon again and you can come over and see you at the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office today but am in the office

Plum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the most important thing to do in the world.

GetOffMyLan@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and I have a good day at work

sploosh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are hiring for a car battery.

Corigan@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable and cute but I don't know if they are going to be able to get together with you

RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I got:

Women are my favorite guy

Women are born with pain built in

For men:

Men are the answer

Men are either good at bowling

737@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
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MenacingPerson@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

women are not uploaded yet

CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Woman are you kidding me I don’t know what to do with my life

ThoranTW@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I don't even know

Women are just a few mins ago and I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings that definitively shows the wiki and you'll see that you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you...

GeoGio7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the elective

marzhall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

"Woman are you going to be able to get the kids"

Lmao this is not how I talk, nor do I have an SO nor kids. Though maybe that's for the best going by autocomplete

reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

Women are the most vulnerable in the world

rockhstrongo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

megaman@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

Women are you and I are going to be a little late.

Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Women are not patrolled to be myself as well as Temporary Staffing.

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so good and they are so good to me and your mom is the only person who has been to the same place as the last time I was born in the world

parasocialite@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Women are quietly fired up about the same thing as the kids.

RidderSport@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

Women are so good to me ist ein paar Jahre alt aber auch sehr schön geworden and I don't have to go back and I don't want it is what I said in my phone and the underlying question was not to be fair. (The German part in between translated to: "it's (no gender included) a few years old but turned out beautifully"

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

women are real women are real women and I don't know what to do with it.

YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

women are you planning to do is just like the one you are around a little bit hard to see 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so good to me so much better off my face

Pulptastic@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Women are

I turned off auto complete because I don't want my phone telling me what to say. By choosing at least the first letter I am acting with intent, not just picking words presented to me.

iLove@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and the best of the best of the best of the world but I think it was a good idea to be a little too fast and the only thing I could do is to get a new job

😔

madelena@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable to me and they have the most amazing stuff 😍

Women are the best and the bestest 😍

Women are in love with their knowledge and their actions

Men are the only ones who have a crush on me 😭

kekvrose@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you ok

Understandable autocorrect

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you and I love you too much more than I thought it was a lot of work to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't know what to do with that too often but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know what to do with it

Preacher@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are the 21st century ambassadors of peace and the world

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed to walk from the same time to get a third party to ideene som er en veldig god damn samsung apps for Android.

Well... Looks like it just switches to Norwegian halfway through.

Poot@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not women.

tibi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the network connectivity

BlackDragon@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

Women are going to be a little late in the morning

zapsnh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not filtered and washed and ready for you.

MacAttak8@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you at the same time to me and I don't know what to do with it

gac11@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I'm stuck in some sort of gboard hell

danny801@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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FleetingTit@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Women are confidential or privileged information in [the area].

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
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MaryReads@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 1y

My Phone has three options for words.

Started with "Women are":

  • Women are cute

  • Women are still interesting story

  • Women are super

(Only started with "Women"):

  • Women having voting rights
akilou@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not going to be a few months of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new one out of the first to get a new new new one out of the first to .....

laranis@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable but I'm not sure what the ssh is for.

spectre@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are unavailable to be there for the first half of the new year's Day.

BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore

I can’t tell if this is indicative of conservative ideology or radical feminist ideology

filthy_lint_ball@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you up

flerp@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you going to be a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video

cobysev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable and I love you too baby girl 😘💋❣️

Yes, it even popped up emojis at the end there, then got stuck looping on the same 3 emojis.

And no, that's not how I text women. My wife would kill me if I called her "baby girl." She doesn't like infantilizing speech; says it sounds creepy to be called a baby, even in the context of cutesy romantic lingo.

Glemek@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

My three paths:

Women are not to be doing the right now, but they can be a good thing for the cause of a problem.

Women are the most popular option for a first playthrough of the year 1250ad.

Women are more important at first playthrough they can be a big mystery for a first reread and the north.

I don't know what happened in 1250ad, and don't think I have even typed that before?

kraftpudding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women and the ones they had to be with their parents 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒 😕 🤦 😐 😑 🙄 😒

Women in their lives and I feel about stuff like this is a lot of the noun of my life and the other traumatizing of my life and my family is so beautiful and you can't pull me out and you can't pull me off the phone and then I will be there for a new app I can do I have to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the extroverted and the other traumatizing is the last one to me and I feel about stuff to get back to the first source of my life and you can't pull me out from my peers and my youth and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized to me and I feel about stuff to be able for me as well and I'm traumatized

Women are not a monolith of the highest order of the highest order of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order in the relationship with the higher percentage of the highest order

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 1y

Women are the pivotal

And then it just stops. What is your secret HeliBoard?!?

Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

women are very easy breed

what

x4740N@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

"Woman are the best example of why the mind feels like a professional hypnotiser would but in your own opinion"

- my phones autocorrect

Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so good and you can also be the best 😊

Women are in my house 🏠

Women are often a lot better for me 😜

(It suggested the emoji as well)

sapphiria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are all ones that are also queer and I don't know what to do 😭

Honestly that's such a mood lol

pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

this could work pre-enshittification. phone keyboards today are so bad at predicting the word i specifically wrote let alone the next one. they don't factor in your writing habits at all.

also they don't consider the sentence. the moment i write "women are" it just suggests what might follow "are" and has completely disregarded the word "women".

"women are you doing today" is the result of middle word suggestions. fucking hell.

if i try to guide it a little by choosing the most sensible word each time: "women are the best thing ever"

confirmed not misogynist! but seriously not a sentence i would ever use. not that my keyboard gives any fucks about what i would ever use. it just does its own thing which is why almost every comment i write ends up getting an edit because i discover a random word somewhere in there.

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are my favorite guy

Daikusa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and funny and funny to say about the baby boy that you love her out and I have no doubt you will be the only person who is in love you will be the only one that will never been able and not even more than I have ever seen in a bit and then it is just as much of the same thing you can have done in a few months.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so weird and they are just so funny like why are they so funny to me.

linearchaos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and beautiful but it's like that I don't know what to tell you

Stamau123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not suitable to make camp.

Oh no I sound like the worst member of the adventure party

hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and...

phx@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

My phone regularly suggests words or names I've never used in my life, so I don't think it's a good indicator of my personal beliefs

Threeme2189@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the price of one of the classic ones that are not the boss of the world

What?

lunarul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are just as capable as man at the same time is the one you know that you can log in and view the Chase my home....

Good start, then just nonsense

SpaceScotsman@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y

Women are a better person to be in the past than a good quality piece of wood

lengau@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not sure what the hell is going to be a good time

queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are being tied to the same system as you are and not the same system as you want.

Women are the same for other things and I can do 🚯 for the better of them and the other thing and I can't get to a good and not not not not not not not...

Women are not a grift for being on an esoteric route.

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Whelp, I guess I use a lot of punctuation, lol

tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

My family and I started our own versions of this on our devices, then proceeded to enjoy dozens of fun, run-on sentences powered by our phones. We all had a great laugh, so thanks for the post.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are in the same place as the last time I seen them

Brosplosion@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Left: Women are so good and you get the whole thing.

Middle: Women are in our room so we are gonna go out and eat dinner

Right: Women are the only thing in their world 🌍

JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute I love it

DerpyPlayz18@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you doing today

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

"Women are you feeling rested like the person who is not a big enough anime nerd"

I'm not sure what to think about that 🤔

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not driven by mankind.

Take that, patriarchy!! 😂

candybrie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are very good to have an amazing time with.

Baalial@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Women are very heavily influenced by their periods I mean, I'm not sure whether that's.....hm 🤔

CreateProblems@corndog.social · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you going out of town for the weekend of the day 😄

It suggested the emoji too

KingOfNexus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you feeling today and you can see the sun on your face in your face when I dial up now x

Rexios@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
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trebor8201@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so much fun to watch the show this weekend with a little more time than the last one.

galom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
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Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

Men are you going to be able to get a new one of the rest of the week after the meeting and then I will be there in a few minutes to get the money to the house and then I will be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house and then I'll be there in a few minutes to get it to the house

vga@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not required for a vaccine because of their gender or sexual identity

Tom_Hanx_the_Actor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are the same as the person who told you to be a lot of words in my mouth and I don't really open up like this

That's accurate.

can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Women are the best

veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not small men

Women are like pinky toes

Bassman27@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed in the country because of their sexual preferences and their sexual orientation but they can still get pregnant if they want to because of their gender and their sexuality.

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Women are a bit of a good mood now but I don't think so but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids are you going to the gym tomorrow morning and then I can do it tomorrow if you want to go to the shop for the kids and then we can go to the playground for the weekend and then we can go to the playground for a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a...

Well, someone interpret that for me please

criticon@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Women are so cute and adorable and I love it so much better than imdb

Xan888@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not even more dangerous than the sun is light

I don't know what to make of that

Hildegarde@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you coming home now I know what to do so much better idea to the venue until you have to pay to maintain their own class is essential in any way to fail a fair use defense in the us

Ummmmm soo... this....

monz@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

???

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Did I pass?

Women are so many people are going to be a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not the intended recipients and the second half of the year and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

women are not the intended addressee you should invest

hex@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

I have 3 paths:

  • Women are the only person to get on 🤞🏻
  • Women are the only one thing you have ever seen this morning but it is the only reason to do the speed limit to be fair but it's not a lot more to do it and you have a good day on your phone with the kids in a good mood like you have a good time in a lot better today than yesterday and it is so good (keeps looping)
  • Women are a bit of a man and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids (keeps looping)
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Women are just my best guesses that the question s on the question s on the question s on the question s on the question (...)

Looping gibberish. Dunno what that says about me.

riot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the next hour anyway y yo no se que es eso amor pero no se que hacer con el amor de mi vida y no me gusta que me diga que no me gusta estar contigo

It's bad bitch o'clock, featuring Bad Bunny.

Nurgus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are you a good friend or a friend who is a good idea of what a fish is like.

Uh. That went weird fast..

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are in a good country with their kids they don’t have their kids they don’t even know how they treat their children anymore and then you can do their job or they do that you are a racist person pronouns or even more like a person or something like that

cor315@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

*Women are not good for the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids and their kids are not the ones that are not the ones they have to do with the kids. *

K

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are a bit of a massive back to the max and the whole thing is the one I was thinking of you and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the

x4740N@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Woman are the best example of why the mind feels like a professional hypnotiser would but in your own opinion

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Women are the pets and I am immune

I can only assume my phone got very confused about the slang pussy

OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not good for the press in England under martial law...

... and the hacker was just posting spam on the receiving end from neurodivergent overexplaining.

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Women are not Hunting for the first person chapter in the same way as a child and not voting is a problem.

cheddar@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

Women are too slippery to get.

🤔

alyth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Women are!

My phone is new...

Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Wommen are a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years

-Openboard

BambiDiego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Women are home and the one I can get for you and your family to get to know if they have a good day.

kitnaht@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Women are the only thing women have that can affect the relationship and their own life

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Women are not cars that can make a profit from their business.

Soybean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Women are you guys up to 4tb and hasReservation result in the shop and hasReservation result of the dragon and the end of the dragon season and the end of the dragon season is the end of the dragon is... just keeps repeating

sunshine@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Women are so missed and loved the fact they were down to you and I think they are you and big boy and I can get them out from here in a few days or two weeks until they can start by the way back in a bit I think it will autocomplete me know if I need it or anything or not to unilaterally it is also not the only one of them but it doesn't have a great time for them but they have a great job and I think they're not to be the best pizza ever had a webapp in their power orientation whatever it was a closed practice all day but they are becoming more of the best people who have a lot to go through some things

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Women are you still have the main functionality of the kids.

Ha!. I stopped at functionality first, then thought I'll try a little further.

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

women are the most vulnerable in the world

art@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Women are you and I are going to be a little late for the first time in the morning.

match@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y

women are so cute and you can get it from the future

women are you doing cute critter 💖

women are in the same room