c/lemmyshitpost · by Toes@ani.social · 169d

Share this with 5 people or it gets ya

139 points · 232 comments · view on lemmy.world

232 Comments

jackod@lemmy.nz · 67 pts · 169d (1 reply)

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 168d

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 168d (1 reply)

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 168d

Fucking jumpscared, goddamnit.

ddssazsa@piefed.social · 43 pts · 168d

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 40 pts · 168d (6 replies)

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 168d (2 replies)

I can't imagine the difficulty of cleaning weed gunk out of that.

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 8 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Weed gunk and spunk.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 168d

Hey that's my grateful Dead cover band name

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d

1000003212

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 168d

Oh my god this is so not what you want to do.

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 168d

There is some really fucking weird and obscure shit on this post and I need to know where it’s all coming from

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 169d (3 replies)

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Does ACAB apply to him

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d

He only sniffs bombs and gives drugs a pass.

ACABEFTOD: All Cops Are Bastards Except For This One Dog

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 167d

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 30 pts · 169d (5 replies)

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 17 pts · 169d

Maybe a monster, definitely not real

Toes@ani.social · 5 pts · 169d (1 reply)

We have a real winner here 🫡

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 169d

This person clearly knows what they’re talking about.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 168d

very nice

Edit: My bad. I withdraw my previous statement. I didn't realize this was propaganda.

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 167d

She ain't real.

cowfodder@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 169d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 29 pts · 168d (1 reply)

That monster is cufe af.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 167d

Goddamn I love cute furry shit

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 168d

Joker's goon juice.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 169d (5 replies)

Trying to fix my thermostat. So this is the monster in the furnace.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 168d (4 replies)

I'm wondering why they didn't just use the normal colour-coded thermostat wire. They presumably had to test continuity and label it which is way more work.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 168d (3 replies)

What you’re looking at are power adapter connections for a smart thermostat that I’m replacing. The normal color-coded wires are attached to the other end of the adapter, which isn’t in the picture. I was making sure that this adapter would still work for the new thermostat, which it did.

I should post this whole adventure over on dull men’s club. They love this stuff.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 168d

yessss

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 167d (1 reply)

Ecobee?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 167d

Good eye.

muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 168d

Leg@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 168d

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 169d

6 gremlins

Photo of a mother cat feeding 4 kittens, and another cat with his front right paw on her neck, lying on grass

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 169d

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 168d (1 reply)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 168d

smelly cat
cadaver cat
garbage cat

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 168d

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 168d

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 168d

darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 168d

NigelSimmons@startrek.website · 17 pts · 168d

I'm cooked

GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 168d

Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 168d

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 168d (3 replies)

It's a German design student on her award winning chair.

It can also be used in this orientation

The chair that is, not the student.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 167d

It can also be used in this orientation

Now we’re talking!

The chair that is, not the student.

Booooooo!!!

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Very cool! Wouldn't it be pretty unstable in the second orientation, though?

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 168d

Yeah, actually. The front leg thing looks like it hardly comes under the seat area. May be pretty easy to fall on your face.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 168d

My mind has a single track, runs at low speed and revolves on a predictable cycle.

A long, convoluted way to say I'm disgusting.

ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 168d

snoons@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 168d

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 168d

mondomon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 168d

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 168d

daggermoon@piefed.world · 14 pts · 168d

b_n@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 168d

Naho_Zako@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 169d (1 reply)

Well, the last saved media in my phone is a clip of Joe from Blue's Clues saying "Watch out for the hose"

But the last screenshot is people crying about terraforming, so...

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 167d

Also applies to cloud infrastructure

Starski@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 168d (1 reply)

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

Gesundheit!

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 169d

I'm at Fallas in Valencia and saw this

Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 168d

Too fucking real for me. This monster lives under my bed, in my bed, and in my head.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 168d

1000003210

I'm somewhat okay with this.

Macallan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 168d (6 replies)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 168d (5 replies)

I miss those clickers so fucking much.

they should bring them back.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d (1 reply)

My first truck was an 86 Chevy, and it had one of those in it, and the fucker broke, and that was the most embarrassing $5 I ever had to spend at an auto parts store.

Cause I didn't know what to call it cause I was a stupid teenager and I was just like, I need that little thing you play with with your foot to turn the lights on.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 168d

shitty thing about them was, they only fuckin broke at night.

I had an 86 f100 with one that went out in BFE cornville 20 miles from home in the middle of the night. I had to pull over and with a fucking zippo as my only source of light, manually hook up a headlight to the battery.

but damn they were fun to click, like a 1970s version of a fidget clicker.

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d (2 replies)

What is it? (Sorry if dumb question - I'm not a car user)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d (1 reply)

these days drivers are spoiled by automatic clickers. but back in the day you had to manually blink your blinkers, so you did it with these floor clickers. you could always tell who had rhythm, and who didn't.

::: spoiler but really

they were used to turn your headlights on/off/high beams.

:::

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d

Thanks! I prefer the "not really" version ;)

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 167d

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 168d

Feels pretty self-explanatory

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 168d (2 replies)

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

We spend to much time on lemmy

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d

Haha same.

MoonRaven@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 168d (2 replies)

It's fucking Neelix...

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d

1000002795

TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 168d

I hate that twee little fucker.

lemmyseikai@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 168d (2 replies)

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 168d

What kind of dildo is this?

aqua@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d

I thought this was a huge vape first

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 168d

Matty_r@programming.dev · 11 pts · 168d

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 168d

A little ironic considering

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 168d

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Technically the last image I saved was one I made

The actual last image I saved that wasn't mine was

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 167d

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 168d

I never noticed before how much this looks like Cyberpunk 2077. Now I’m realizing a lot of the look of the ads, products, signage, and entertainment of CP77 was probably inspired by idiocracy

entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 168d

I don’t know what to do with this monster

ickplant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d

Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Barrymore@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 168d

Making out in Korean? Those are interesting things to say during that

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d (1 reply)

ConShaunery@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 168d

I'm ConShaunery and this is my favourite image the Citadel.

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 168d

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 168d

I was always more of a fan of the Pennsylvania Railtoad than the competing New Youk Central.

It knows and demands blood.

anise@quokk.au · 9 pts · 168d

Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 168d (1 reply)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d

1000003230

lengau@midwest.social · 9 pts · 168d

Actually she is under my bed now.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 9 pts · 168d

J3N5T4R@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 168d

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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc · 9 pts · 168d

richie_golds@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 167d

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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 168d

adistantmirror@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 167d (1 reply)

hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d

I gotta find my library card.

TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website · 9 pts · 168d

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1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 168d

I saved this picture

outerspace@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 167d

mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 168d (1 reply)

A truly horrific and dangerous entity: A typical German bicycle path

Midnight1938@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 168d

That bad huh

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 168d

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 168d

Kaiser I think

::: spoiler Translation Johannes Kaiser (awful Chilean alt-right politician): There is nothing more full of shit, anti-science, and flat-earther than someone who claims that there are women with penises...

Response: Then how are you a man with tits xD :::

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 168d (1 reply)

The Rock tumbler

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 167d

You still haven’t given me a rock, Liz.

shira@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 168d

mceldritch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 168d

AndrionGrey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 169d

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 8 pts · 169d

Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d

Blasphemous Scrooge McDuck. Properly scared

core@leminal.space · 7 pts · 168d

Midnight1938@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 168d

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 168d

I am now vacuum sealed. This is, perhaps surprisingly, not one of my fetishes. Send help.

Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 168d

Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 166d

1000015125

unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 168d

How bad could it be?

checks downloads

Fuck.

AI-generated Image of Boris Johnson holding a paper coffee cup with a hand that turns out to be half foot

socsa@piefed.social · 7 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Oh no

mikezane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d

Man, I hope you're not a 12 year old girl.

darkreader2636@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 167d

CannedCairn@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d (3 replies)

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 168d (2 replies)

I was about to downvote for AI, but AI is a monster so, fair

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d (1 reply)

What makes it look like AI instead of a regular political cartoon?

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 168d

It does look like an AI political cartoon. I don't care about the content of it, if it's AI it gets the downvote unless it's deemed a monster like this.

It has the general look of a gen-ai slop image, and the helmet alone has an inconsistency with the rear or side strap.

Overall, AI is always slop, ALWAYS

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 168d

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d (2 replies)

Jesus christ.

I think I win.

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d (1 reply)

I know this one. It's in Madrid.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d

That’s the one.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d (3 replies)

A friend was out looking for a classic car and saw this and sent it to me.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 168d (2 replies)

The Subaru Brat! I love this car, and have always wanted one.

Once has a Nissan Champ, which is basically the janky version of the Brat.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d (1 reply)

Well, this one's for sale for $23,000, if it's something you've got to have

hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 167d

Bro. Bro!

https://www.bratforsale.com/1985-subaru-gl-in-cape-coral-fl/

Bro.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 168d

followed by

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetary_symbols

TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d

chefdano3@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 168d

Nooo! My personal best time of Megaman X4 speedruns! It's unbeatable! How can I face the limits of my own ability, knowing I will never be as good as that again!? Oh visage of despair, stay under the bed I beg of you! Stop tormenting meeee!!

kahoodd@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 168d (1 reply)

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 167d

perishthethought@piefed.social · 6 pts · 168d (2 replies)

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 167d

Winner for me. Recently watched this show over someone's shoulder on an airplane. Had to be the unfunniest most insufferable shit I ever saw. Probably the first thing I hated more than Seinfeld

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 167d

Bernie Sanders isn’t looking so good these days /s

felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d

AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d

Don't ask.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 167d

snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 168d (1 reply)

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 168d

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 168d

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d

ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 168d

Clint Eastwood. Or a stand-in for Barack Obama, I guess.

Naich@piefed.world · 6 pts · 168d (1 reply)

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 167d

Pour me a pint please

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 168d (2 replies)

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 168d (1 reply)

I'm curious.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 168d

Each number represents a thing, that thing is enumerated and wrote in consecutive order though not necessarily sequentially we call this a list of numbers that are used to read.

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 169d (2 replies)

Aw shit, last pic I took was of a payphone

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 169d (1 reply)

Wake up Neo

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 167d

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 168d (2 replies)

Leg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 168d (1 reply)

It appears we have the same monster.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d

y'all should double team it.

yeyeyeyeahhh

lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 167d

The pinnacle of entertainment software.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 167d

Had to drop this one on one of violet's recent post.

Mechanite@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d (1 reply)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d

this is unhinged, and I love it.

Whimsical418@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 167d

coffee_tacos@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 168d

Not the network diagram!!!

n4ch1sm0@piefed.social · 5 pts · 168d

Great doom / slowcore album btw

WiseFirefighter7299@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 168d (1 reply)

reactos

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 168d

my reactos to the monster under your bed:

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 167d

It's my cat. She's indeed under the bed right now, how did you know!

python@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 167d

I zonked out on the couch last night and dreamt that my husband got himself a snake too. Woke up sweaty at 4am and scrambled to find a similar looking one on morph market while I still remembered the dream. Her name was Pipper 🥹

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 168d

Green Tux