Before we had EU-wide free instant money transfers that only worked within some banks. Two guys, who were at one such bank, decided to use it as an instant messenger. So they sent hundreds of messages while transferring just one Cent back and forth.
Until they got a message from a bank teller that they were equally amused by their jokes but should tone down the frequency because every money transfer cost the bank 11 Cents (don't remember the real number, but it was ridiculously high).
I knew a guy in the Police who said that Facebook was a gift because people are dumb.
One guy posted publicly a photo with a couple kg of weed and flashing a pistol acting like a badman. The local police account commented under the post saying they'd like a word, guy responded "what you gonna do, arrest me?", I think you can work out what happened next.
One thing I've learned from parenting a teen is that if you suspect your child is doing something really stupid, there is a very good chance that there is photo or video evidence of it.
Lot of kids out there under age drinking and taking videos of their shenanigans. Dumbasses.
I can't remember if it's pseudoscience or actually validated (we'll assume pseudo), but I've come across it many times: there's a running commentary in psychological development that only 33% of humans ever reach mental maturity, true adulthood. The vast majority land at adolescence ans stay there, with some never getting much past 12. To me, this has been the single greatest explanation of why ppl behave the way they do, somewhat comforting at least
I consider psychology a soft science so nothing the following list of people do I listen to without heaps of salt but... this is maybe not totally without merit? I won't go as far as saying pseudoscience. Erik Erikson, Lawrence Kohlberg, Robert Kegan, and Carl Jung have all discussed this in some way.
Personally I imagine it more like a radial/radar chart than just simple all encompassing levels.
A majority of teenagers are weird because they overestimate the social reward they get from risks they take. There is definitely a huge amount of adults that never felt consequences or adversity, which has led to their lack of growth.
I think that's a little different though, Epstein had blackmail material on basically everyone in power, he was basically legally untouchable, he had mutually assured pedophillic destruction. That's why they had to assassinate him.
Your broader point is correct though of course, no argument there.
Just do it like the US govt and use code words; $435 for a hammer, $600 for a toilet seat, and $7000 for a coffee maker (1980's dollars adjusted for inflation $1315, $1814, and $21159 respectively). How else would we keep secret projects "off" the books?
I mean, depending on the drugs, this is not necessarily the worst idea. Sending acid tabs seems pretty concealable, and the spores of psychedelic mushrooms are not illegal to purchase. You could probably even send pills, if you put them in a hard candy/breath mint container as part of a larger and innocuous care package.
Like, itâs definitely better not to risk it, but this could be done in a discreet manner. Iâm guessing he got poorly sealed and smelly weed though.
Big banks probably have a more automated system but in small banks, there's a good chance someone at the OPS center is literally scrolling through all the online transfers on a given day. Mostly to screen for potential fraud but I'm sure stuff like this raises a few eyebrows.
I happened sat near one of the guys who did that when I worked at a bank. Basically any transaction that was slightly outside of normal he'd look at, look at who the customer is and go "oh yeah it's spring and the construction company is spending more on supplies just like every year, oh but what is Darla doing right now that looks odd? Jimmy's deposit for his new motorcycle got flagged but that's pretty obviously what it is..." You get the gist.
Also a high chance that every mobile check deposit photo gets reviewed by a human being too. I saw so many communications about scummy companies sending fake checks as marketing and people misunderstanding and trying to deposit them, or just blatant fraud that might pass an automated verification but is obvious upon human review
Banking is one of the few industries that still relies heavily on human review for basically everything because it's so heavily regulated. But also it's one of the few industries that hasn't super consolidated down to a handful of companies so you can quite easily go to a small community bank that's locally owned and operated. And that's also partially thanks to regulations as well. I remember the bank I was working at really wanted to open a couple of new branches but they were severely limited due to it being in a different state and some other laws that weren't fully explained to me
Fun fact: back in the early 2010's Verizon Wireless started a new mobile payment option where you had the option to get an accompanying debit card for your account with the name of the app on it.
I guess, but people post actual links to things purchasable on Amazon without getting downvoted on significantly more anti capitalist servers than sh.itjust.works all the time. It was also +2/-2 at the time I commented, so it seemed like more of a trend.
That said, check out their profile, their comments rarely register and are heavily downvoted all over the place. I suspect the user has some history and people look for reasons to downvote. It doesnât matter, but it feels catty and isolating, so I wanted to say something in support.
one of my friends had a dog named Isis around that time. also the fictional spy agency from the tv show Archer was called ISIS, which was written out of the show at the start of the fifth season, earlier ones have them running around saying "we're ISIS agents" all the time. it was a totally normal thing until it suddenly wasn't
When I was younger I always called my multiplayer guilds and factions Eye of Isis / Isis Eye. I am afraid doing that now would me considered "political" :(
Back in the day, Avid (the company that makes professional software like media composer and pro tools) sold a NAS system called ISIS (Infinitely Scalable Intelligent Storage). The studio I worked at had a different system, but the head of post production still called it âthe ISISâ because he got used to calling the network storage that.
Was the system good or had it other false promises? Infinitely sounds very unprofessional for me.
What happens when we used all the resources on our planet to scale the NAS? Did they have the technology back than, to harvest other planets or even other star systems? So many questionsâŚ
both my wife and I have to stop ourselves from making those jokes. she swears she doesn't have a dark sense of humor, but she works at a school. she's had so many damn drills and we've had to seriously comprehend so many different horrific scenarios1 she sometime tells school shooting jokes to lighten the mood.
::: spoiler 1 that is supposed to be higher or lower dammit fuck you formatting short version of the training we've both had that is accessible to almost everyone
If you're wondering what's the least you can do to get prepared, CPR and Stop the Bleed training are first aid training that are accessible, beginner level training that people of nearly every ability level can do. I am nearly bedridden and I get CPR and Stop the Bleed certified every other year (I tag along with my wife's CPE. The district has gotten used to me showing up, I pay for my own cert, and we went to high school with the EMTs who teach the class (technically I taught one of them his first first aid class in boy scouts but meh. he's passed his boards fair and square it's just funny how small a world it is sometimes because we just keep reviewing the same shit every two years like we're going to a bad church)
:::
Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin' speshul.
Your bank invests your money in selling arms to other countries all the time. They're already complicit in all manner of things. They just don't want it spelt out.
Along with seizing all your funds until they've "investigated." Its not like this is on the banks, the government forces them to do this in the name of "stopping terrorism."
AML is fun because it gets triggered when you least expect it and then you can't make any payments from your account till you explain to someone on the phone how you got your money because the automated system (or human reviewer? idk) didn't detect it as legitimate because of a random technicality
Worked in retail banking for 7 years. Can tell you that the tellers are required to submit illegal activities to the investigation department. Not only this but things like elder abuse, child abuse, identify thief (happens too often with parents and their unwilling kids).
Ya, don't mess with banks. Because you might mess yourself up or someone you care about.
Bonus Story: I had someone come into the branch wanting me to try and change a line item that said something like blowjobs from a coworker that was paying him back for lunch. Dude was getting a divorce and that shit caused a ton of headache for him.
When I was applying for a house mortgage, the case officer was asking me questions about the ins and outs of my financial transactions relating to my investments, because I made multiple deposits in a short period of time. I felt like I was being interrogated and I was annoyed on why the need for that level of scrutiny. Then I remembered that criminals have used buying properties for money laundering, or their initial capital came from criminal activities. There is a posh neighbourhood near where I live, and I saw couple of rough looking families having a gathering in a restaurant. I'm pretty sure they live in that area as well, and if they are, there is a likelihood that they may have bought or are renting properties using dark money (not that rich, suit-wearing people don't do this either).
Yes, underwriting is pretty strict on that shit. Also, don't deposit over 10k without a good reason. We will need to do a CTR, which reports that cash deposit. CSR if that transaction seems sus.
But cash app, venmo, chime, etc. they are not banks maybe that's the difference but trust me you can put whatever you want and no one is investigating shit. Like so many people paying "ISIS" during college for a slice of pizza IDK what reality you live in
Please, if youâre willing to put yourself in harmâs way to fight these institutions, thereâs much more productive stuff you could be doing than giving the investigations department an afternoon task looking at silly line items
But imagine the outrage if a terrorist group actually marked their payments like this â maybe the day before their suicide attack â with the thought that what does it matter anyway they won't be here to be investigated.
And the bank didn't investigate. The bank would be fined to hell and back and lose all trust, because they couldn't do "the bare minimum" in finding something this obvious.
I know Paypal once blocked some stuff because some abbreviation or meme got flagged due to a sanctioned company having the same initials, but I can't remember ehat exactly it was⌠went through some news.
I am glad someone reads those. When I was 15 and got my bank account, while making cash deposits I used to put "I use Arch-based distro, btw" into the "note" field.
It was Manjaro with Plasma. Now I use vanilla Arch.
I guarantee every single one of those transactions got flagged and a report was written as per federal banking regulations. If they didn't the bank could face heavy fines for failing to monitor for illegal financial transactions. Do most of those reports amount to nothing? Absolutely but the reports get filed and the paper trail exists
Find a credit union instead. If you are banking at an institution with shareholders, the profits are going to rich assholes instead of serving its customers.
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bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 147 pts · 164d
Before we had EU-wide free instant money transfers that only worked within some banks. Two guys, who were at one such bank, decided to use it as an instant messenger. So they sent hundreds of messages while transferring just one Cent back and forth.
Until they got a message from a bank teller that they were equally amused by their jokes but should tone down the frequency because every money transfer cost the bank 11 Cents (don't remember the real number, but it was ridiculously high).
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 164d
Assuming they sent 1000 texts a day that would cost the bank a whopping $100. I think they'll be fine.
bearboiblake@pawb.social · 100 pts · 164d
Once I sent a payment to a friend with a note like "drugs and guns" as a joke and it was delayed for like, two days.
Who tf is out there with zero opsec just using the banking system and straight up putting illegal stuff in the note field? So stupid.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 164d
Mate you'd be surprised.
I knew a guy in the Police who said that Facebook was a gift because people are dumb.
One guy posted publicly a photo with a couple kg of weed and flashing a pistol acting like a badman. The local police account commented under the post saying they'd like a word, guy responded "what you gonna do, arrest me?", I think you can work out what happened next.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 164d
One thing I've learned from parenting a teen is that if you suspect your child is doing something really stupid, there is a very good chance that there is photo or video evidence of it.
Lot of kids out there under age drinking and taking videos of their shenanigans. Dumbasses.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 164d
Their brains aren't fully developed. What do you expect?
Now, adults on the other hand...
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 164d
I'm convinced that some people's brains never fully develop.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 164d
I can't remember if it's pseudoscience or actually validated (we'll assume pseudo), but I've come across it many times: there's a running commentary in psychological development that only 33% of humans ever reach mental maturity, true adulthood. The vast majority land at adolescence ans stay there, with some never getting much past 12. To me, this has been the single greatest explanation of why ppl behave the way they do, somewhat comforting at least
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 164d
Oh look I'm the 67%
Though mostly it's just my sense of humor that belongs to a 12 year old.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 1 pts · 163d
I consider psychology a soft science so nothing the following list of people do I listen to without heaps of salt but... this is maybe not totally without merit? I won't go as far as saying pseudoscience. Erik Erikson, Lawrence Kohlberg, Robert Kegan, and Carl Jung have all discussed this in some way.
Personally I imagine it more like a radial/radar chart than just simple all encompassing levels.
figmentEpithelium@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 162d
A majority of teenagers are weird because they overestimate the social reward they get from risks they take. There is definitely a huge amount of adults that never felt consequences or adversity, which has led to their lack of growth.
nettie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
Yeah we did that, but at least it took us six months or so too get the photos developed...
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 164d
Epstein used fucking Gmail.
Think of the average dumbest use case and realize there's someone dumber still.
bearboiblake@pawb.social · 33 pts · 164d
I think that's a little different though, Epstein had blackmail material on basically everyone in power, he was basically legally untouchable, he had mutually assured pedophillic destruction. That's why they had to assassinate him.
Your broader point is correct though of course, no argument there.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 164d
When you're in the untouchables it doesn't matter.
Taokan@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 164d
I mean, there's a buffet of conspiracies around what happened to Epstein, but most would agree he was in jail for his crimes.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 164d
Oh yeah, that famous Florida plea bargain. How many years did it take and what surrounding circumstances finally affected his arrest? đ¤
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 164d
Matt Gaetz literally used his public venmo to pay underage prostitutes.Â
People are fucking stupid.Â
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 14 pts · 164d
People who use public Venmo are stupid, prostitution aside. What an artifact of the âanything and everything should be social media somehowâ era
OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 25 pts · 164d
Oi! Some of us like to keep track of our expenses, it's a good budgeting practice.
sorghum@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 164d
Just do it like the US govt and use code words; $435 for a hammer, $600 for a toilet seat, and $7000 for a coffee maker (1980's dollars adjusted for inflation $1315, $1814, and $21159 respectively). How else would we keep secret projects "off" the books?
huppakee@piefed.social · 11 pts · 164d
Suddenly you've put this news in a whole other perspective for me:
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/boeing-overcharged-air-force-nearly-8000-soap-dispensers-watchdog-alleges-2024-10-29/
Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 164d
The Trump Administration
searabbit@piefed.social · 11 pts · 164d
I knew a kid in college who got drugs delivered straight to the dorm mailroom, so people can really be surprisingly brazen..
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d
I mean, depending on the drugs, this is not necessarily the worst idea. Sending acid tabs seems pretty concealable, and the spores of psychedelic mushrooms are not illegal to purchase. You could probably even send pills, if you put them in a hard candy/breath mint container as part of a larger and innocuous care package.
Like, itâs definitely better not to risk it, but this could be done in a discreet manner. Iâm guessing he got poorly sealed and smelly weed though.
searabbit@piefed.social · 6 pts · 164d
Lol it was cocaine and he got a visit from the fbi from what I heard but not much more than that. Rich kid of course.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 164d
Big banks probably have a more automated system but in small banks, there's a good chance someone at the OPS center is literally scrolling through all the online transfers on a given day. Mostly to screen for potential fraud but I'm sure stuff like this raises a few eyebrows.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 163d
I happened sat near one of the guys who did that when I worked at a bank. Basically any transaction that was slightly outside of normal he'd look at, look at who the customer is and go "oh yeah it's spring and the construction company is spending more on supplies just like every year, oh but what is Darla doing right now that looks odd? Jimmy's deposit for his new motorcycle got flagged but that's pretty obviously what it is..." You get the gist.
Also a high chance that every mobile check deposit photo gets reviewed by a human being too. I saw so many communications about scummy companies sending fake checks as marketing and people misunderstanding and trying to deposit them, or just blatant fraud that might pass an automated verification but is obvious upon human review
Banking is one of the few industries that still relies heavily on human review for basically everything because it's so heavily regulated. But also it's one of the few industries that hasn't super consolidated down to a handful of companies so you can quite easily go to a small community bank that's locally owned and operated. And that's also partially thanks to regulations as well. I remember the bank I was working at really wanted to open a couple of new branches but they were severely limited due to it being in a different state and some other laws that weren't fully explained to me
BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 164d
Switch to tagging transactions as 'real estate fraud', 'financial instrument fraud', 'fake university', 'epstein party fund'
We don't prosecute these things.
Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 164d
Fun fact: back in the early 2010's Verizon Wireless started a new mobile payment option where you had the option to get an accompanying debit card for your account with the name of the app on it.
The mobile payment system name was ISIS.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 164d
Maeve@kbin.earth · 8 pts · 164d
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072516/#storyline
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d
lol, why would two people downvote this perfectly relevant link?
Maeve@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 164d
Feels.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 4 pts · 164d
This website leans anti-Amazon. You shouldn't be surprised to catch a couple downvotes when posting a link to an Amazon website.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
I guess, but people post actual links to things purchasable on Amazon without getting downvoted on significantly more anti capitalist servers than sh.itjust.works all the time. It was also +2/-2 at the time I commented, so it seemed like more of a trend.
That said, check out their profile, their comments rarely register and are heavily downvoted all over the place. I suspect the user has some history and people look for reasons to downvote. It doesnât matter, but it feels catty and isolating, so I wanted to say something in support.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INilAY6aJTc
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 164d
Isis was a major Egyptian goddess. It shouldn't be super surprising that things had that name before the Islamic State co-opted it.
Bob Dylan has a (great) song called "Isis"
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 164d
one of my friends had a dog named Isis around that time. also the fictional spy agency from the tv show Archer was called ISIS, which was written out of the show at the start of the fifth season, earlier ones have them running around saying "we're ISIS agents" all the time. it was a totally normal thing until it suddenly wasn't
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 164d
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d
When I was younger I always called my multiplayer guilds and factions Eye of Isis / Isis Eye. I am afraid doing that now would me considered "political" :(
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
The Thames was also called Isis.
And Bod Dylan is a zionist POS
Jentu@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 164d
Back in the day, Avid (the company that makes professional software like media composer and pro tools) sold a NAS system called ISIS (Infinitely Scalable Intelligent Storage). The studio I worked at had a different system, but the head of post production still called it âthe ISISâ because he got used to calling the network storage that.
abcd@feddit.org · 6 pts · 164d
Was the system good or had it other false promises? Infinitely sounds very unprofessional for me.
What happens when we used all the resources on our planet to scale the NAS? Did they have the technology back than, to harvest other planets or even other star systems? So many questionsâŚ
đ
dev_null@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 163d
The video game Eve Online, a game about spaceships, had a screen listing all spaceships in the game and their stats.
It went by it's acronym, which stood for Interbus Ship Identification System.
It had since been renamed.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 164d
Don't try such kind of jokes with security in the airport or with the police.
daychilde@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 164d
My dad once joked about having a bomb while going through airport security.
It was 1997, though.
I still nearly came unglued at him.
Security just rolled their eyes. And I'm pretty sure it was just basically like the call of the void. It was obviously a joke too
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 164d
both my wife and I have to stop ourselves from making those jokes. she swears she doesn't have a dark sense of humor, but she works at a school. she's had so many damn drills and we've had to seriously comprehend so many different horrific scenarios
1she sometime tells school shooting jokes to lighten the mood.::: spoiler 1 that is supposed to be higher or lower dammit fuck you formatting short version of the training we've both had that is accessible to almost everyone If you're wondering what's the least you can do to get prepared, CPR and Stop the Bleed training are first aid training that are accessible, beginner level training that people of nearly every ability level can do. I am nearly bedridden and I get CPR and Stop the Bleed certified every other year (I tag along with my wife's CPE. The district has gotten used to me showing up, I pay for my own cert, and we went to high school with the EMTs who teach the class (technically I taught one of them his first first aid class in boy scouts but meh. he's passed his boards fair and square it's just funny how small a world it is sometimes because we just keep reviewing the same shit every two years like we're going to a bad church) :::
edit: mild formatting, sent for coffee
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin' speshul.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 36 pts · 164d
Have my friends make the note on all cashapp transactions to me say "Support for ICE" so the powers that be double what I receive. đ
moopet@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 163d
Your bank invests your money in selling arms to other countries all the time. They're already complicit in all manner of things. They just don't want it spelt out.
carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 164d
If you keep sending them the bank may give you the boot. They tend to fire customers who trigger too many investigations of this type.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 164d
Along with seizing all your funds until they've "investigated." Its not like this is on the banks, the government forces them to do this in the name of "stopping terrorism."
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 164d
AML is fun because it gets triggered when you least expect it and then you can't make any payments from your account till you explain to someone on the phone how you got your money because the automated system (or human reviewer? idk) didn't detect it as legitimate because of a random technicality
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 163d
Luckily, I only have debt on my account.
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 163d
Worked in retail banking for 7 years. Can tell you that the tellers are required to submit illegal activities to the investigation department. Not only this but things like elder abuse, child abuse, identify thief (happens too often with parents and their unwilling kids).
Ya, don't mess with banks. Because you might mess yourself up or someone you care about.
Bonus Story: I had someone come into the branch wanting me to try and change a line item that said something like blowjobs from a coworker that was paying him back for lunch. Dude was getting a divorce and that shit caused a ton of headache for him.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d
When I was applying for a house mortgage, the case officer was asking me questions about the ins and outs of my financial transactions relating to my investments, because I made multiple deposits in a short period of time. I felt like I was being interrogated and I was annoyed on why the need for that level of scrutiny. Then I remembered that criminals have used buying properties for money laundering, or their initial capital came from criminal activities. There is a posh neighbourhood near where I live, and I saw couple of rough looking families having a gathering in a restaurant. I'm pretty sure they live in that area as well, and if they are, there is a likelihood that they may have bought or are renting properties using dark money (not that rich, suit-wearing people don't do this either).
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 163d
Yes, underwriting is pretty strict on that shit. Also, don't deposit over 10k without a good reason. We will need to do a CTR, which reports that cash deposit. CSR if that transaction seems sus.
sleepundertheleaves@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 163d
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 162d
Ya, we can even submit CTRs even if you didn't deposit over 10k. It's just required IF you do.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 163d
But cash app, venmo, chime, etc. they are not banks maybe that's the difference but trust me you can put whatever you want and no one is investigating shit. Like so many people paying "ISIS" during college for a slice of pizza IDK what reality you live in
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 163d
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 162d
I used to work for Chime. They make a huge effort to ensure that they never ever say they are bank. I would never bank there ever.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 163d
bestagon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 163d
Please, if youâre willing to put yourself in harmâs way to fight these institutions, thereâs much more productive stuff you could be doing than giving the investigations department an afternoon task looking at silly line items
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 164d
"Sam of Team Starling" sounds less like someone who works for a bank and more like a DC Comics sidekick đ
IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 162d
OO EE CHIIIRR OOO - says the starling
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 163d
Yeah. I'm sure that's what actual bad guys do. They label their crimes and plots clearly with bank transactions.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
sleepundertheleaves@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 163d
dev_null@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 163d
But imagine the outrage if a terrorist group actually marked their payments like this â maybe the day before their suicide attack â with the thought that what does it matter anyway they won't be here to be investigated.
And the bank didn't investigate. The bank would be fined to hell and back and lose all trust, because they couldn't do "the bare minimum" in finding something this obvious.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 163d
They absolutely fuckin' do. It is stunning how stupid some people are, especially when committing a crime, especially online.
terabyterex@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 163d
are you calling the banks idiots? they are required to investigate. and yes bad guys are fucking retarded.
Cherry@piefed.social · 15 pts · 164d
I wonder what other topics could stir up a upwards message.
I would say âpolitical bribeâ or âlobbying fundâ but Iâm sure that should be hand waved through.
Eat the richâŚ..oops sorry I was send money for dinner, nah not sorry.
I have never thought about this as a vehicle for an dissent
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 164d
I know Paypal once blocked some stuff because some abbreviation or meme got flagged due to a sanctioned company having the same initials, but I can't remember ehat exactly it was⌠went through some news.
Njos2SQEZtPVRhH@piefed.social · 13 pts · 163d
So do people who get training from the taliban, mark there payments 'taliban training'?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 163d
*their
And no, silly. They'd use code words.
realitista@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 163d
Like "nabilat gniniart"
merc@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 163d
For real though, the only way to deal with pervasive surveillance is to give them too much noise to surveil.
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 164d
I am glad someone reads those. When I was 15 and got my bank account, while making cash deposits I used to put "I use Arch-based distro, btw" into the "note" field.
It was Manjaro with Plasma. Now I use vanilla Arch.
balsoft@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 163d
I guess the only thing that reads most of those is one poor
regexec(3)in a loop.GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 163d
Evotech@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d
Does not sound like they appreciate it
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 164d
I used to put thing like crack, heroin, coke & hoes; I wish I got an email like that from the bank.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 163d
I guarantee every single one of those transactions got flagged and a report was written as per federal banking regulations. If they didn't the bank could face heavy fines for failing to monitor for illegal financial transactions. Do most of those reports amount to nothing? Absolutely but the reports get filed and the paper trail exists
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 163d
UK me but yeah likely the FCSC is logging them. I donât really care to be honest. Iâm pretty sure theyâve got a lot worse logged about me
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 163d
Sure, just hide the fact that you are funding ISIS and the Taliban, the banker is on your side!
JK folk.
x0x7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 163d
Very nice of the bank to teach me how to dodge investigations like that. Without those tips I'd never know.
thlibos@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 162d
AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 163d
Do you hate your bank? Go find a bank you like.
Wiz@midwest.social · 2 pts · 163d
Find a credit union instead. If you are banking at an institution with shareholders, the profits are going to rich assholes instead of serving its customers.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 163d