The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation.
I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia.
It's fucked up in a parody way.
But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.
There's no need to waste any time thinking about that guy. He's just a huge piece of shit doing shitty things to America, similar to most of the pedo-hitler administration, but usually weirder.
Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think "yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living"???
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
Between international crimes on the high seas, Pakistan being the voice of reason, and the pope & muslims leaders agreeing on something, the writers are going to have to do better for wild and unexpected shit... Its only tuesday.
I keep thinking about that guy that had to shutter his political career because of one awkward yell at a campaign rally. Or Al Franken. How did we get from there to here?
Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “
Or something like that.
I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.
So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.
We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.
Don't forget Al "I invented the Internet" Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet" -- a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have "invented the Internet" and the rest is history.
Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.
I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn't actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can 't definitively say.
[edit]
found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.
Yeah, we’re going to get a Jinx documentary in like five years where this guy accidentally admits to killing his second wife and staging it as a suicide.
That doesn't bother me at all. I come from a biologist family, and this is unusual, but not morally wrong, and it speaks to curiosity. Unfortunately, his curiosity didn't extend to developing a working understanding of science or biology, and he turned into a conspiracy theorist with a complete lack of self-criticism.
So now, instead of becoming a scientist, he's destroying the practice of science in the USA.
hes totally in the pseudoscience. even someone with a science background isnt going around cutting off dead animals penises. he also chose the animal with the most dangerous pathogens too.
Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled...
It has been said that in times of trouble, the arts flourish. I don't know how true that is, but of all the tributes I've seen to the batshit crazy that is RFK Jr, I think our own @Formfiller@lemmy.world has captured RFK Jr's true self best in the most fitting artistic memorialization I've seen yet:
Look, usually I am just as much "fuck trump" as anyone else l, but seriously, how many of you would honestly just let a perfectly good racoon penis go to waste?
Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the things he admits to like they are normal, he's got to have something going wrong, right?
I mean I know there are professions and hobbies where cutting the penis off an animal carcass is just another Tuesday. I assume there are (or have been) cultures where this sort of thing tracks. But, this isn't a normal thing for people to think about doing, let alone do, right? Or am I the weirdo and literally it's super common to play with the penis of dead animals?
Like, I'm not intentionally being ablest or anything, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
And in all fairness, I haven't read the private journals to know the details of this "absurd scenario" and given the subject matter, I don't think it's anything I'd want to read, the headline is more than enough to be off putting. So, there is that.
According to the book, the journals were held by Mary as “leverage” during their divorce, which had not been finalized at the time of her death at age 52. She died by suicide on May 16, 2012,
he drove her to suicide i believe, she had a career and he pressured into being a "trad wife', i think he also got a family member on heroin and drove them to suicide to.
After crushing up the penis bone into a fine powder and snorting it, Bobby discovered that no, raccoon penis bone powder does not put you into a psychedelic state. It does give you brain worms though.
Uh - tbh, having a cleaned raccoon baculum would be pretty fire.
I don’t think this is that odd, barring the fact that it’s RFK Jr. I taught high school science, and I was routinely brought animal corpses by everyone from students to other teachers. I didn’t even teach biology.
You’ve clearly never worked in a university biology lab.
Out doing fieldwork
Graduate student: “Hey [my name], smell my finger!”
Turns out, certain species of ant smells like blue cheese if you crush it.
My favorite was a post grad that let a tick feed off her for a week to prove it could prey on humans.
RFK Jr is the kind of unhinged mind that did deserve better. That doesn’t make the perhaps thousands to millions of deaths that we will be able to trace back to him both directly and indirectly less reprehensible, but I really have had very similar conversations to the one you just tried to “reductio ad absurdio” describe.
Don't worry United States you elected someone almost as intelligent as he is for president.
Course don't get me wrong, take a known biologist (apologize I don't know any specific ones) I'm sure many took specimens to be studied for later. Unfortunately this person has shown he's a complete idiot.
Does it really matter in this administration when they just tear everything down? Shit the mic is live.... seriously US get your house in order you got someone who's claimed to have brain worms helping diamantle your health department. Like only worse thing would be whatever the president is doing at 3am....shit posting to his owned social media.
It's amusing how quickly you can fall from world superiority to dumpster from a lack of critical thinking. No way can they afford shit soon with the recent spending. Either educate people to be a decent army or afford the weapons but not both with their budget. They don't have China's numbers and less educated than any European army. Soon they won't have money cause people aren't producing enough taxes. Congrats US.
He was 14. Not saying they're the same, but it is weird too imo. Is it rich people with no boundaries or morals instilled?
Theodore Roosevelt: The Taxidermist
Young Roosevelt was a person of acute single-mindedness. This was best demonstrated in his avid collecting (killing) and preserving (skinning and stuffing) animals, and in 1872 he was most particularly fascinated by birds.
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
You know, I've heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit... but, I'll take honesty over the lie through your teeth, sell out to the highest bidder mentality any time. Admitting that, "yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction" takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and wish others could be as forthcoming.
The difference between polymath and psychopath is about 200 years of scientific discovery that you willfully ignore in favor of screwing around with random crap.
At this point I'm suspecting that he's demon-infected.
Yes, I know that all of materialism/atheism is adamant that spirit isn't real, & nor are individual-spirits, human-spirits included,
but anybody who's encountered enough corroborating-evidence to know that Dr. M. Scott Peck's "People of the Lie" has too much fact in it .. will likely understand.
&, of course, after the tippingpoint is crossed, & the masks come off .. then more people likely will understand.
& that should happen soon ( saying this in Apr 2026, for any future readers )
"Awareness isn't real" is a physicalist/materialist dogma, too..
The above-nature, the supernatural, doesn't exist,
but it is the presence-of or absence-of a spirit, which makes corpse-chemistry distinctly different from growing-organism chemistry, in both process & results.
Spirits, therefore, are real, since their effects are consistently-measurable.
The physicalist/materialist dogma that there is NO cause for the measurable difference in process is pseudoscientific bunk.
IF it consistently, measurably, produces consistent measurable results, THEN it has to be real, in that domain.
Scientism's ignoring of that law is part of its religion, but I don't ignore that law.
Yeah, unfortunately I'm one of those who understand. We're not yet at a place where you can be proven right, but that said, you may not be wrong.
There is a whole world of inexplicable "coincidences" and patterns that happen around these people. I'm not saying RFK Jr "has a demon" -- and how the hell would I know anyway? -- but I am absolutely certain that he IS a personal "Shit Happens" event walking around on two legs, and sometimes that language/cognitive construct is all someone has to try to explain what is otherwise inexplicable. And all that surrounds RFK Jr is most certainly inexplicable.
To explain to those who do not understand, the book People of the Lie, simply put, is a book written by a psychiatrist about his observations of those without conscience among us, and the draining-to-overwhelmingly-destructive effect they have on the people forced to remain in their personal orbit, like children or dependent spouses.
Long before the explosion of works in the 90s and later written for laymen in regard to psychopathy and narcissism, there was People of the Lie, and that's ALL there was at the time except for works by and for clinicians, like Cleckley's Mask of Sanity which you couldn't just check out from the local library, and that's if you even knew about it. People of the Lie is all about the line -- and if there even is a line -- between this kind of aberrant, conscienceless behavior and what the religious know of as evil. That book was there when I needed it, and I'm not ashamed to say it changed the course of my life for the better, profoundly so. I suspect I am not the only one.
So all that said, I am a diehard atheist, yet I have personally seen wayyyyyy too much strange and inexplicable shit surrounding the conscienceless among us to tell anyone else they're wrong. Especially when the kind of folks Dr. Peck was talking about are involved.
I'm jealous of the people that can just write what you said off as foolishness, because once you know, you know.
Please reread the Possession chapter of "People of the Lie", & read where he says that after they'd gotten clean ( 2 patients he had, who'd had successful exorcisms from what Cathoics call "satanic possession" ), they became "saintly", his word.
The ur-demon that he described as "50 million years old" & "reptilian" wasn't somehow inherently-declawed, rather it was the possessed-one's saintliness which was de-clawing the ur-demon.
Dr. Peck's inability to replicate its facial-expressions, in the following months of trying, too is evidence ( as is our species having the uncanny valley to protect us from that-spirit, encoded hard into us in the last few million years ).
I'm not jealous of the people who write-off what I told them as delusions, because once the masks come off, later in 2026, the slaughtering is going to begin, & they're more-likely to be BSOD-ing, instead of adapting.
What's coming, the 1st-Yang-Stage of The Great Filter, is going to make everything we've had as nightmares, seem fortunate.
But that's what our-continuums/souls "bought" into, in getting-caught-in-this-world..
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RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 257 pts · 120d
Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 181 pts · 120d
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 120d
Holy...
This might be weirder than the time he bragged about his immunity and fearlessness of germs in the context of cocaine and a public toilet seat. But I forget how that goes.
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 120d
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 120d
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
crank0271@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 120d
Wait, that can't be. Yesterday was 12 years ago.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 120d
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 120d
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 120d
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
Dojan@pawb.social · 17 pts · 120d
That sounds made up. But so does all the rest of this.
What the fuck.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 119d
It's real.
Dojan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 119d
Yeah, I believed it. It just sounds like it wouldn't be real. It's bananas.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 120d
"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"
variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 120d
You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
I already knew that, unfortunately!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
in his youth he would eat roadkill.
M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It's fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
There's no need to waste any time thinking about that guy. He's just a huge piece of shit doing shitty things to America, similar to most of the pedo-hitler administration, but usually weirder.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 120d
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 120d
I've completely lost respect for her
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 119d
She's always been a talentless gold digger.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 129 pts · 120d
Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think "yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living"???
4am@lemmy.zip · 73 pts · 120d
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 119d
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
ProfThadBach@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 120d
Don't forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
moody@lemmings.world · 29 pts · 120d
Or the dead bear he casually dropped in Central Park
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 120d
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit's creek.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 120d
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
jtrek@startrek.website · 12 pts · 120d
Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.
tal@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 1 pts · 120d
I mean, despite all of that he's still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP's take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump's.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 83 pts · 120d
merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 76 pts · 120d
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 120d
Oddly introspective
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 6 pts · 120d
I suppose while doing weird things is a wonderful time to notice it's a pattern for your family.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 120d
Tom Green humped a dead moose. Does that qualify him to be the surgeon general?
dumbass@piefed.social · 70 pts · 120d
Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 120d
The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 120d
Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he's got the right idea. Also he's Canadian so yea fuck the usa
dumbass@piefed.social · 6 pts · 120d
Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 120d
Don't threaten me with a good time
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
Did he penetrate or dry hump?
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 120d
Yes
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
No, which
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Porky no lost dose?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 51 pts · 120d
“… so anyway you guys wanna see my roadkill penis collection?
As far as a hobby goes it’s got some stiff competition! Hah!
But anyways do you?”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 120d
Like he'd ask.
village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 120d
There are people out there who legitimately collect baculums.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
If bats have baculums, does Batman?
And yes bats do
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 120d
Between international crimes on the high seas, Pakistan being the voice of reason, and the pope & muslims leaders agreeing on something, the writers are going to have to do better for wild and unexpected shit... Its only tuesday.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 120d
I keep thinking about that guy that had to shutter his political career because of one awkward yell at a campaign rally. Or Al Franken. How did we get from there to here?
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 120d
Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 119d
Aeao@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 120d
AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH
Fucking classic
Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “
Or something like that.
I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.
So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.
We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 120d
Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren't merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs
He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear
He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they're hoping that they'll get to hurt them too
And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 119d
Don't forget Al "I invented the Internet" Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet" -- a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have "invented the Internet" and the rest is history.
Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 120d
I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn't actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can
'tdefinitively say.[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
It was a different time back then.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 120d
What kinda Jeffrey Dahmer bullshit is this?
etherphon@piefed.world · 36 pts · 120d
blattrules@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 120d
Yeah, we’re going to get a Jinx documentary in like five years where this guy accidentally admits to killing his second wife and staging it as a suicide.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 36 pts · 120d
Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis
/seriously though, wtf
austinfloyd@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 120d
I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 120d
Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 119d
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
...they asked in 1987, when word processor didn't necessarily mean a piece of software
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 120d
Wait, that sentence has been said before?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 120d
I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 120d
Reattachable penis
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Łook who didn't pay attention at the glue factory
It was me
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 120d
Hey, this isn't the YMCA
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
Listen here young man
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 120d
There's no need to feel down !
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 2 pts · 120d
Username checks out
dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 120d
https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw
Slashme@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 120d
That doesn't bother me at all. I come from a biologist family, and this is unusual, but not morally wrong, and it speaks to curiosity. Unfortunately, his curiosity didn't extend to developing a working understanding of science or biology, and he turned into a conspiracy theorist with a complete lack of self-criticism.
So now, instead of becoming a scientist, he's destroying the practice of science in the USA.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 120d
hes totally in the pseudoscience. even someone with a science background isnt going around cutting off dead animals penises. he also chose the animal with the most dangerous pathogens too.
thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 119d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 119d
he loves to drip methylene blue into his drink, the least natural way to "have an organic" diet.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 119d
Maybe people who mutilate the genitals of dead animals aren't actually future scientists?
Worth thinking about.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 120d
He has a torture shed in some remote location. No proof but wouldn’t be surprised the slightest.
IratePirate@feddit.org · 14 pts · 120d
Ties to Maxwell, confirmed on Epstein's plane twice... Torture shed it is.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 120d
seen in pictures at least once with EPstein's parties.
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 120d
Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled...
"Whale brain chunks"
"Bear brain chunks"
"Raccoon dick"
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 120d
Unfortunately, this disturbing find was merely the tip of the iceberg.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
He named the raccoon's penis "iceberg"?
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 120d
How in thee hell do you think he preserved it for the trip home?
ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 120d
It has been said that in times of trouble, the arts flourish. I don't know how true that is, but of all the tributes I've seen to the batshit crazy that is RFK Jr, I think our own @Formfiller@lemmy.world has captured RFK Jr's true self best in the most fitting artistic memorialization I've seen yet:
Source
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
Thanks! I’m displaying it on a toilet at my student art show
NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 120d
Well, what else was he going to do with it, leave it alone?
pyre@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 120d
what does it take for a person get institutionalized
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 120d
Well if you're a Kennedy, then a having a vagina and an interest in boys will get you a lobotomy...
pyre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d
well thank God for having a penis and a worm instead, and only an interest in collecting carcasses in whole or part
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 120d
theres none for worms.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 119d
Family and friends who know you and care about you and are worried... Or cops.
Unfotunately this dude doesn't seem to have a basic support network and the cops serve him.
davidagain@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 120d
TOTALLY NORMAL.
WE'VE ALL HAD HOLIDAYS LIKE THAT.
TOTALLY REGULAR URGE TO KEEP THE PENISES OF ROADKILL FOR CLOSER STUDY LATER.
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 120d
We won't know if it was killed on the road until we examine its penis.
BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 18 pts · 120d
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
Wakes up
I should open up Lemmy while I make coffee
Sees this travesty of a headline
Well, back to bed for me!
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw
Hour long speech by John Barrymore deserves sharing
socsa@piefed.social · 18 pts · 120d
Look, usually I am just as much "fuck trump" as anyone else l, but seriously, how many of you would honestly just let a perfectly good racoon penis go to waste?
Hisse@programming.dev · 2 pts · 119d
Its just that I usually take the whole racoon
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 120d
Yes "to study later", in his room, alone, blind closed, red wine and lines of coke
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 119d
Calling these people "weird" does a disservice to all good and honest weird people all over the world.
heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 120d
I think this is just what happens when republican men don't feel like they can be bisexual.
dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus · 15 pts · 120d
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 120d
this guy that plays with animal corpses is going to grow up one day to be a serial killer.
nomy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 119d
He's grown, I wonder what's in his basement.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 119d
More of a mass murderer really.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 120d
Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the things he admits to like they are normal, he's got to have something going wrong, right?
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat
robocall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 120d
RFK thinks cutting a raccoon penis makes him like Leonardo da Vinci but it actually makes him more like Buffalo Bill.
modus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
Please don't disparage Bill's good name like that.
webkitten@piefed.social · 14 pts · 119d
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 120d
Brainworm’s gotta eat
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 120d
And? What did he discover?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 120d
That it's still bigger than his even after it dries out.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
You would know.
Burn!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Got
'emme.Naich@piefed.world · 5 pts · 120d
It tastes like chicken.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 120d
You would know.
Burn!
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
Has a bone in it.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Baculum in case anyone's curious. Makes me think of the guy from Quantum Leap.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 120d
50% bigger than Donald's.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 120d
You would know.
Burn!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Got
me'em.InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 119d
This is WEIRD, right?
I mean I know there are professions and hobbies where cutting the penis off an animal carcass is just another Tuesday. I assume there are (or have been) cultures where this sort of thing tracks. But, this isn't a normal thing for people to think about doing, let alone do, right? Or am I the weirdo and literally it's super common to play with the penis of dead animals?
Like, I'm not intentionally being ablest or anything, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
And in all fairness, I haven't read the private journals to know the details of this "absurd scenario" and given the subject matter, I don't think it's anything I'd want to read, the headline is more than enough to be off putting. So, there is that.
Bongles@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 119d
It's RFK Jr. This is just another day for him.
He took a beached whale carcass' head, threw it on top of his car, and the "juices" leaked in through the window on his kids.
He dumped a dead bear cub in central park and left a bike on top just to make it look weird, as a "prank".
He snorted cocaine off the toilet seat according to himself.
And this is the stuff he openly talks about, I'm convinced you can search "RFK Jr animal story" with damn near any animal and you'll find something.
mirshafie@europe.pub · 4 pts · 119d
The top health authority of the United States of Merica!
Boost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
Man this is like a 4/10 on the scale of "weird shit RFK jr. has done with a dead animal"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 120d
Study with his mouth, more likely.
nieminen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
Yuccagnocchiyaki@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d
I promise that, because of the way he acts towards animals, he has killed and eaten people
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 120d
That man ain’t right, I tell you what.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
He is going to hollow out the baculum and use it to snort drugs
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
That might actually be among the saner explanations
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 120d
I spy a sussy baka.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 120d
he drove her to suicide i believe, she had a career and he pressured into being a "trad wife', i think he also got a family member on heroin and drove them to suicide to.
dizzle18@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 120d
After crushing up the penis bone into a fine powder and snorting it, Bobby discovered that no, raccoon penis bone powder does not put you into a psychedelic state. It does give you brain worms though.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 120d
Time for a movie script.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
he was hoping to get parasites, consider raccoons are host to one of the most deadly parasites to infect other animals.
eyes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
And they say he doesn't support research programs.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 120d
Um, if the sin is amputating deceased animal dicks, well then... Whips rock at RFK
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
Uh - tbh, having a cleaned raccoon baculum would be pretty fire.
I don’t think this is that odd, barring the fact that it’s RFK Jr. I taught high school science, and I was routinely brought animal corpses by everyone from students to other teachers. I didn’t even teach biology.
mako@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 120d
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
You’ve clearly never worked in a university biology lab.
Out doing fieldwork Graduate student: “Hey [my name], smell my finger!”
Turns out, certain species of ant smells like blue cheese if you crush it.
My favorite was a post grad that let a tick feed off her for a week to prove it could prey on humans.
RFK Jr is the kind of unhinged mind that did deserve better. That doesn’t make the perhaps thousands to millions of deaths that we will be able to trace back to him both directly and indirectly less reprehensible, but I really have had very similar conversations to the one you just tried to “reductio ad absurdio” describe.
mako@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 120d
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 120d
I would absolutely say that.
Edit: when your friend brings home cool raccoon parts, you take a fucking interest. Have you never had a taxidermy girl in your life?
FE80@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
This guy is so fuckin weird.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
That's a funny way of spelling "to eat so he'd become more virile".
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 120d
Lobotomy + Brain Worm = RFK #2
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 120d
Everything I hear about this guy sounds like the aberrant behavior of a brain damaged individual who has succumbed to their own delusion.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 120d
Honestly can he just become a taxidermist at this point? Better job fit
rozodru@piefed.world · 6 pts · 120d
you know who else I've seen do shit like that? junkies. wouldn't surprise me of RFK Jr has a plastic bag full of discarded coffee cups also.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 120d
Guys, guys! It's OK, it was a dead raccoon. He didn't give a live raccoon the ol peckerectomy. /s
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 119d
Are his eyes really cartoonishly lopsided or is it just a trick of the angle?
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
As much as I want to be mean to him in every way, I don't think his eyes are that crooked.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
There needs to be a mandatory psychological assessment of all public official's.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 120d
he has been an Heroin addict before, likely he never went on rehab and just let the permanent side effects hit him like with peterson.
Slashme@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 120d
Apostrophes are not for plurals.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 119d
I's just's rolled's my's eye's's so's hard's I's hurt's my's back's.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
Raccoons have a bone in their penis
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 119d
Doesn't everyone?
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 119d
Except humans, for some reason
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Found the cock stuffer
Dragomus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
To study it's flavorprofile in a hearty dinner?
Slashme@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 120d
*its
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 120d
Don't worry United States you elected someone almost as intelligent as he is for president.
Course don't get me wrong, take a known biologist (apologize I don't know any specific ones) I'm sure many took specimens to be studied for later. Unfortunately this person has shown he's a complete idiot.
Does it really matter in this administration when they just tear everything down? Shit the mic is live.... seriously US get your house in order you got someone who's claimed to have brain worms helping diamantle your health department. Like only worse thing would be whatever the president is doing at 3am....shit posting to his owned social media.
It's amusing how quickly you can fall from world superiority to dumpster from a lack of critical thinking. No way can they afford shit soon with the recent spending. Either educate people to be a decent army or afford the weapons but not both with their budget. They don't have China's numbers and less educated than any European army. Soon they won't have money cause people aren't producing enough taxes. Congrats US.
Slashme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
I didn't know he was still invited on family vacations.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 120d
his family disowned him, hes the blacksheep of the family.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
Sick fuck.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
This sounds like how Dahmer got his start.
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
The guy with brain worms and dropped a dead bear in central park is basically a half step from being the shortbus version of Hannibal
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Shortbus Hannibal Apt title and a band name
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 120d
Panthenetrunner@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 119d
The worm recognizes it's own.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 119d
Dude with no respect for life has no respect for the dead? I'm shocked! \s
zuckey78@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 120d
I mean. HHS Secretary was clearly in his future…. /s
Rajtinka@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
I try so hard to keep up with the current slang, but it changes so often that it's not always easy. So, is "studying" oral or anal??
Hisse@programming.dev · 2 pts · 119d
Ocular
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
I can't even
hurk
welp, may as well elect him as President at this point.
IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
That's why his voice is so hoarse! He's been chocking on that raccoon dick for years.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Maybe in some mirror-universe it's reversed.
violetring@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
Maybe he just needed a toothpick
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 119d
He was 14. Not saying they're the same, but it is weird too imo. Is it rich people with no boundaries or morals instilled?
Theodore Roosevelt: The Taxidermist
https://medium.com/@mollykorroch/theodore-roosevelt-the-taxidermist-16595ad5f818
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Half expected him to eat it
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Drugs, shitty family, and being neurospicy will do that to you.
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
they also dont EAT it raw, which RFK JR did.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Someone should study what's left of this freak's brain.
ClamDrinker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
The brain worm is already at it
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Interesting.
Lj404333@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
One hell off a pegging he gets with that
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Sing it with me chillin
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 119d
That guy is like on a speed run to be the weirdest human being ever.
GemAlarm@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
He's not a scientist, biologist, but a lawyer.
There is no way to spin this as normal.
kepix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 119d
dude is the biggest media hack troll
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 120d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 120d
You know, for later.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 120d
JFK Jr. is such a crazy guy
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 120d
Did he study it's taste? Enjoy that one
Slashme@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 120d
*its
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Doh!
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 109d
fun fact: raccoons have bones in their penis, it is called a baculum/penis bone
here is a picture
dewey_mcbrewster@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 120d
You know, I've heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit... but, I'll take honesty over the lie through your teeth, sell out to the highest bidder mentality any time. Admitting that, "yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction" takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and wish others could be as forthcoming.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 120d
The difference between polymath and psychopath is about 200 years of scientific discovery that you willfully ignore in favor of screwing around with random crap.
Paragone@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 120d
At this point I'm suspecting that he's demon-infected.
Yes, I know that all of materialism/atheism is adamant that spirit isn't real, & nor are individual-spirits, human-spirits included,
but anybody who's encountered enough corroborating-evidence to know that Dr. M. Scott Peck's "People of the Lie" has too much fact in it .. will likely understand.
&, of course, after the tippingpoint is crossed, & the masks come off .. then more people likely will understand.
& that should happen soon ( saying this in Apr 2026, for any future readers )
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TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
No.
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Paragone@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 84d
Wait & see.
Tippingpoint should be late 2026.
Masks off, then, slaughter on, from what I can see.
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TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d
Oh wow some weirdo predicts a civil war. Such an amazing weirdo. I'm so mystified. So cool. 🥱
wesdym@mastodon.social · 0 pts · 120d
@Paragone Supernatural things do not exist.
Paragone@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 84d
"Awareness isn't real" is a physicalist/materialist dogma, too..
The above-nature, the supernatural, doesn't exist,
but it is the presence-of or absence-of a spirit, which makes corpse-chemistry distinctly different from growing-organism chemistry, in both process & results.
Spirits, therefore, are real, since their effects are consistently-measurable.
The physicalist/materialist dogma that there is NO cause for the measurable difference in process is pseudoscientific bunk.
IF it consistently, measurably, produces consistent measurable results, THEN it has to be real, in that domain.
Scientism's ignoring of that law is part of its religion, but I don't ignore that law.
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ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 120d
Yeah, unfortunately I'm one of those who understand. We're not yet at a place where you can be proven right, but that said, you may not be wrong.
There is a whole world of inexplicable "coincidences" and patterns that happen around these people. I'm not saying RFK Jr "has a demon" -- and how the hell would I know anyway? -- but I am absolutely certain that he IS a personal "Shit Happens" event walking around on two legs, and sometimes that language/cognitive construct is all someone has to try to explain what is otherwise inexplicable. And all that surrounds RFK Jr is most certainly inexplicable.
To explain to those who do not understand, the book People of the Lie, simply put, is a book written by a psychiatrist about his observations of those without conscience among us, and the draining-to-overwhelmingly-destructive effect they have on the people forced to remain in their personal orbit, like children or dependent spouses.
Long before the explosion of works in the 90s and later written for laymen in regard to psychopathy and narcissism, there was People of the Lie, and that's ALL there was at the time except for works by and for clinicians, like Cleckley's Mask of Sanity which you couldn't just check out from the local library, and that's if you even knew about it. People of the Lie is all about the line -- and if there even is a line -- between this kind of aberrant, conscienceless behavior and what the religious know of as evil. That book was there when I needed it, and I'm not ashamed to say it changed the course of my life for the better, profoundly so. I suspect I am not the only one.
So all that said, I am a diehard atheist, yet I have personally seen wayyyyyy too much strange and inexplicable shit surrounding the conscienceless among us to tell anyone else they're wrong. Especially when the kind of folks Dr. Peck was talking about are involved.
I'm jealous of the people that can just write what you said off as foolishness, because once you know, you know.
Paragone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
Please reread the Possession chapter of "People of the Lie", & read where he says that after they'd gotten clean ( 2 patients he had, who'd had successful exorcisms from what Cathoics call "satanic possession" ), they became "saintly", his word.
The ur-demon that he described as "50 million years old" & "reptilian" wasn't somehow inherently-declawed, rather it was the possessed-one's saintliness which was de-clawing the ur-demon.
Dr. Peck's inability to replicate its facial-expressions, in the following months of trying, too is evidence ( as is our species having the uncanny valley to protect us from that-spirit, encoded hard into us in the last few million years ).
I'm not jealous of the people who write-off what I told them as delusions, because once the masks come off, later in 2026, the slaughtering is going to begin, & they're more-likely to be BSOD-ing, instead of adapting.
What's coming, the 1st-Yang-Stage of The Great Filter, is going to make everything we've had as nightmares, seem fortunate.
But that's what our-continuums/souls "bought" into, in getting-caught-in-this-world..
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