Personally Accurate

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Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 39d (16 replies)

Honestly for a lot of foods they're really not a bad choice. They're excellent for eating flavored chips when you dont want powder on your fingers, also grabbing things from jars

sundray@lemmus.org · 32 pts · 39d

Chop sticks and Cheetos are a classic combo!

RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 39d

Teaching my Cheetos loving children how to use chopsticks has saved all my gaming controllers.

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 39d (4 replies)

I use them for eating popcorn

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 39d (3 replies)

But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 39d

found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

Just saving some for later.

orenj@leminal.space · 5 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Gotta feed the roach homies

scutiger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d

Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 39d

They are the best choice for salads. Eating salads with a fork sucks

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 39d (6 replies)

I've gotta find someone with a 3D printer locally who can make me those fingy chopsticks for cheetos. I'm tired of cleaning my keyboard everytime I wanna snacc.

SuperUserDO@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Please do not eat food served via a 3d printed tool/plate/bowl/cup. A number of the materials that are used for 3d printing are toxic (cross contamination is likely even if the material has been changed), and the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 38d

and the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize

This is a big reason why I don't like plastic dishware, cups, etc even when they are made with food-safe materials.

hikaru755@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

the plastic can contain small abrasion which are impossible to sanitize

That's putting it mildly - every 3D print has tons of small crevices and imperfections even just from the layer lines alone, it's just completely impossible to keep a 3D print clean between repeated food contact. Unless it's sealed with resin or similar, but that's also not easy to get right.

MrQuallzin@pie.eyeofthestorm.place · 5 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Check your public library, nowadays many often have a couple for the public to use

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 39d (1 reply)

When I was in Toronto, yeppers. Alas I'm on an island out in the middle of nowhere. I'm gonna have to find a 3D print shop or make a friend lol

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

Alas I’m on an island out in the middle of nowhere.

It's nice to hear from you again, and to be reminded of your living situation somewhere near Trailer Park Boys and Man in a Motel

Drewmeister@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d

my god grabbing things from jars how has that never occurred to me

superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 39d (17 replies)

Who else goes through spoons quicker than any other utensils? In my household

    1. Big spoons
    1. Little spoons
    1. Chop sticks
    1. Knives
    1. Forks
    1. Butter knives
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 39d (6 replies)

Long spoon. I love long spoon.

Drewmeister@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 39d (2 replies)

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 39d

I can hear this image

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

That spoon in too big.

superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

We call them Korean fighting spoons. Since it's for reaching side dishes and sauces before others at the table

grue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

Found the backpacker.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

I bought a few sundae spoons at a thrift store on a lark and holy crap are they useful!

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 39d (4 replies)

Little spoons go first for me,. But yes, spoons are the ultimate utensil

CompostMaterial@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d (3 replies)

Spork enters the chat.

Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d

Get outta here Popeyes. Your tines are too short to grab the meat, and your ends are too pointy to gather the last 5%. I'd end up full of styrofoam, pawing at a bone like a kitten if I used you. My fingers and teeth work 100x better than you.

Even if I'm backpacking and I need to save weight, I'd rather have a cat-dog version of spoon and fork.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 38d

Splayd

rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d

I keep sporks in my car so if i'm starving after a shopping trip I can break into some grub.

RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d

I have a lot of condiments to scoop

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

Depends on what I made that week. If it's a soup or stew, spoons are the first to go.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 38d

Little spoons - by a large margin

Forks

Big spoons

Kitchen knives

Butter knives

/I don't use chopsticks

adarza@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 39d

i use what's most convenient to grab... for instance i use a spoon, or even a fork, for making a pb&j far more often than a knife. there's a better chance of those being out on the drying rack than a knife. if that means i'm eating ice cream with a fork, i'm eating ice cream with a fork - as long as it's frozen enough.

venusaur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

Whatever falls into the sarlacc pit that is my garbage disposal goes first

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 39d

Yes, but

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 39d (4 replies)

Some fun chopstick facts: most chopsticks in the world (including China) are made in Georgia (the US state, not the country) because of the ready availability of cheap pine. One of the major reasons pine is so prevalent in Georgia (and in the US South in general) is slavery: cotton plantations in the pre-artificial fertilizer era tended to exhaust the soil after a few years, leaving pine trees as the only profitable crop that can be grown on much of the land.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Cotton is a destructive demanding crop. The post industrial era cotton farming has left swaths of land poisoned with arsenic and all sorts of nasties (chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 38d

(chicken concentration camps are bad for arsenic too.)

This is caused by roxarsone in chicken feed. I think they stopped using it several years ago, but I'd expect that this has caused lasting damage in some places.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 39d (1 reply)
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teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 39d

Anywhere you have trees there are chopsticks. The only time I use them is when I don't have silverware in the wilds, either the wilds of the woods or the wilds of the endless wastelands of the automobile lands. Break off a couple twigs.

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 39d (18 replies)

There are foods that just don't hit the same if you don't eat them with chopsticks.

Ever tried to eat sushi with a fork? It just feels wrong.

But if it's a rice bowl, screw the chopsticks. Gimme a spoon.

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 14 pts · 39d (4 replies)

I firmly believe sushi should be eaten with hands.

Furbag@pawb.social · 9 pts · 39d

Japanese sushi chefs agree. Sushi is a finger food.

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

Makes sense. A chef’s hands touched 80% of that piece of Nigiri while making it

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Can't use chopsticks, eh?

architect@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 39d

It’s how it’s eaten. Usually.

I highly suggest cooking and eating eggs with them!

olafurp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

Depends on the rice, sticky rice is really easy to eat with chop sticks, you can just generally grab anything and get a chunk. Medium sticky you can scoop up but non sticky/liquid sauce is a non-starter.

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 39d

I eat sushi with a fork at least once a week

schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 39d

I used to eat sushi with a fork and it is possible. But that's really about the only food that's easier to eat with chopsticks than fork and knife.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d (8 replies)

Spaghetti with a fork fesls wrong

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

Yeah it is much better when you suck them in one by one through a drinking straw

rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d (6 replies)

Spaghetti with everything feels wrong. The form factor is simply bad. It's not like a garden hose, where you need it to be that long.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 38d (2 replies)

It's not my least favorite, but it's a bit down the list. Penne is probably the best general purpose shape, at least according to these guys: https://www.realsimple.com/we-asked-chefs-which-pasta-shape-works-best-in-any-dish-11849324

I'm a fan of rotelle and fiori as well.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

I prefer Vesuvio and Cavatappi

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 38d

Both fine choices, they are on the upper end of the scale for me as well.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

Nah it's noodles, chopsticks just feel right with it.

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Just break it up before you cook it.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d

I do, when I cook it :) still prefer more complicated geometry

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

The thing people forget is that the bowl is part of the cutlery.

It's why the bowl is so small. You pick it up!

Shovel that rice into your mouth like a pro chopstick user my friend. Stupid western table manners be damned!

(I'm from a western country, I also dislike the silly rule that you can't bring your face down to your plate/bowl if you're eating something hard to pick up)

Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 39d (6 replies)

Sticking a fork in sushi feels illegal.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 39d (3 replies)

Only in Japan. It's punishable by death.

arin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

In Japan you eat sushi with your hands

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 39d (1 reply)
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rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 39d

OMG that took me WAY longer than it should to realize it was a joke. All the way up to the soy sauce I thought it was just stuffy and serious.

orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 39d

I use it like a spatula :)

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 39d

i don't mind

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 39d (2 replies)

I live in Hawaiʻi. We use chopsticks all the time. Itʻs just... what you do.

Whenever we get takeout and they give us forks instead of chopsticks, my wife and I refer to it as "getting haloeʻd" (for those who donʻt know, "haole" is a Hawaiian term for foreigner that tends be used exclusively for Caucasian people). Thereʻs a general assumption that most whites donʻt know how to use chopsticks. Related, I was once at a Japanese funeral, eating poke and sashimi with chopsticks, and this sweet lady comes up to me and says "you use those so well!" It felt like the white-person version of "youʻre so well-spoken!"

natecox@programming.dev · 12 pts · 39d

I feel insulted when I go for pho and get offered a fork.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 39d

I stopped for dinner once at a Chinese restaurant in Mississippi run by people actually from China. I (white guy) used chopsticks and our server just stared at me wide-eyed for most of the meal. She said I was the first white person she had ever seen using them, and she'd been working there for years. That is Mississippi for you.

I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd learned to use them eating at Japanese restaurants.

SaraTonin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 39d

I use them for pretty much everything because they’re marginally quicker to clean thoroughly than a fork

arin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 39d (3 replies)

Chopsticks are the best utensils for eating chips(crisps in England). I love eating chips but i also love being on my computer. Why get chipdust everywhere when you can be clean?

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

I use it them when I douse cheetos with valentina. Two of the most finger stainingest foods known at this point in history.

It's like ambrosia for those of us awaiting cardiac release.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d (1 reply)

Your crisps have dust? How old are they?

arin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

I don't because i use chopsticks

BeUnique@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 39d

Plus it's fun.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 39d (3 replies)

Once you learn to eat rice with chopsticks you become unstoppable.

rounding_error@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 39d (2 replies)

*for sticky rice (other rice is impractical)

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 39d

Idk man I can eat fried rice pretty well with chopsticks.

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 39d

One grain at a time

lordnikon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 39d (4 replies)

Chopsticks are great for all kinds of foods. It helps you slow down if you are a fast eater allowing yourself to feel full quicker and eat less. Its helped me lose weight. Also helps when eating popcorn as you eat small bites and don't get your hands dirty.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 39d (2 replies)

I like the Emma Thompson story about why she rolls her own cigarettes. The original idea was that if she had to roll her own cigarettes, she would slow down and smoke less. Ultimately, all that it accomplished was to teach her how to roll faster. So now she smoke just as much, but unfiltered.

This is my experience with chopsticks. At this point they don't slow me down, and I'm good enough that I can pick individual sesame seeds off of a plate with ease.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d
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olafurp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

When I'm hungry at an Asian restaurant I eat faster than fork/knife people with chop sticks.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 39d

The sure way for me to appear to be an amateur chopstick user is to use them.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Because they are easier to handwash

HereIAm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

But i don't wash anything in a restaurant :(

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

Not markedly easier though

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 39d

For frying certain things they're very useful for flipping or grabbing.

Zacryon@feddit.org · 7 pts · 38d

I find it just fun to eat with them. In the end, it doesn't matter as much how you are delivering food to your feeding hole.

M137@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 39d

3rd reason: because it's fun.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 6 pts · 39d (2 replies)

Soup - drink from bowl and use chopsticks if it has bits

Big soupy thing (ramen, pho, that sort) - spoon and chopsticks

Rice with grains that don't stick together much - spoon

Things like ice cream (dish), applesauce, that sort of consistency: spoon

Food from countries/places that don't cut things down to bite size: knife + fork (sometimes replaced by chopsticks when cutting is done)

Most other non-liquids: chopsticks or no utensil depending upon the case.

~ Person in Japan for over a decade

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d (1 reply)

I don't understand chinese restaurants that will cut broccoli and the like into unmanageable pieces, too big for a bite. Idk if it's cultural or a scheme of the all you can eat buffets to lessen the ability to shovel food into your mouth so quickly. Didn't work on me, all you can eat buffets are a mission for me to make them lose money.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 3 pts · 39d

I can't speak to Chinese Chinese, but a lot of east Asia cuts things into pieces one can pick up with chopsticks and eat in one bite. I haven't been to a US Chinese buffet in years, but I don't recall overly-large pieces the last time I went. Where I grew up (rural Ohio) not many people used chopsticks I til fairly recently, so maybe I'm forgetting my younger days or perhaps something else is going on.

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 39d (1 reply)

For me, the green part is: Because I used them while cooking and don't want to get anything else dirty.

I'm still adjusting to them for eating (should probably cut/choose my veggies, noodles etc. to rather be long+thin). But for cooking, I do find them quite good.

I can use wooden chopsticks in my non-stick pan. And they're really useful for stirring food, as you can just hold them close together (or use a single stick), when the food is prone to spilling.

I don't yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks, but it's not like I have that with other utensils. Whether chopsticks, spatula or fork, it's always a fiddly bugger.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 38d

I don’t yet have the dexterity to always successfully flip foods in my frying pan with chopsticks

I've had the most success using tongs with flat ends. Dexterity aside, the small grip surface of a chopstick could damage the item being flipped.

wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 39d

cooking an omelette with chopsticks is a superior experience.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 39d

If you do your hair up with 2 forks you look like a dumb dumb whereas if you use chopsticks you look like somebody who saw a life hack video or post

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 39d

Joke's on you I look like even more of an amateur when I use chopsticks

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 39d

I'd rather eat sushi with my hands than with a fork XD

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 39d

I avoid the chopstick places because I could never master them and I was tired of feeling like an ignorant buffoon. The surprise was, after more than 5 years of avoiding the chopstick places, I still felt like an ignorant buffoon.

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 4 pts · 39d

Because they are fun and feel appropriate when they are used?

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d

I always eat my cheetos with chopsticks. That way I don't get degenerate fingers.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 39d

I use them everywhere because it annoys my wife, but now I just like them

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 39d

Why I use "chopsticks" is because I am on the go with no silverware and breaking off two sticks and using them to move food into my mouth is the best option.

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

I've been trying to teach my wife to use them when we go out, but the staff always takes pity on her and brings her The Fork of Shame.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 38d (2 replies)

I'm passable with chopsticks, but I can't think of any situation where I'd prefer them over other utensils.

rbos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 38d

Almost any pasta. Roasted or boiled veggies. Cheezits or similar, keeps the dust off. Pierogies, most snall dumplings really.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

I like them better for ramen, but a fork does about as well.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d

After a few years it just became natural and I found myself grabbing chopsticks before anything else.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

Because I can lift my bowl and just push the rest of the food in my mouth. Instead of moving it around with a fork.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 39d

They're more fun to use than a fork.

j5y7@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 39d

I'll abandon the fork and spoon when they come up with something better.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d

Same, I never got good at chopsticks in college and early 20s when I was trying to act cool. By the end of a meal my hand always had something akin to writer's cramp. At some point I gave up and went back to forks. And sushi of course is finger food.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d (2 replies)
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EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

provided it’s not for something like a slab of steak

Why don't you use them to chop up the steak? I mean it's right there in the name

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 38d
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P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

Do it for the challenge! IV peaked at sub par but it's still funner than a fork

Bread@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 39d
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djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d

I use them because it's not polite to shovel food directly into my open maw with my fingers

Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 39d (1 reply)

I'm far too kack handed for chopsticks so I'll stick with the fork thanks.

Triumph@fedia.io · 9 pts · 39d

No, you fork with the fork. You stick with the sticks. Duh.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 39d

They're not difficult to use. It used to be the primary reason in the chart. Now it's second nature.

Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 38d

They are also useful for stirring nonstick pots.