hmm breakfast

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darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 123 pts · 292d (5 replies)
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foodandart@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 292d

It's the extra tar that makes the Gailoises so smoooooooth..

CAVOK@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 292d

Came here to say the same thing. Malboro and a Zippo? GTFO!

localhorst@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 292d

Petit-déjeuner noir

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

Blue Drum rolling tobacco dark roast coffee black and unsweetened.

j5906@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d
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HerrVorragend@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 292d (11 replies)

How DARE you to include Nutella in that American stuff!

Almost spit my cigarette in my coffee in disgust.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 292d (9 replies)

It's 50% fat, 50% sugar and disgusting so I get the confusion. But it's indeed Italian.

village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 292d (8 replies)

There's nothing wrong with fat, though.

despoticruin@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 292d

There is a lot wrong with palm oil that has nothing to do with your waistline, and that's what composes most of Nutella.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 292d (6 replies)

Depends on the type of fat. Some fats are really unhealthy, like in American food. Fats in fish are healthy.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 292d (4 replies)

So are nut fats

turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I'm a fan of fat nuts

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Gottem

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Fish was an example, there are way more food sources with healthy fats than fish and nuts but in general the American highly processed "food" is full of bad fats and worst form of sugars.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

i think you're confusing statesians who can't cook with statesians who can

Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 291d

Algae fats too

vateso5074@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 292d
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 80 pts · 292d (28 replies)

It's actually a really healthy breakfast because coffee has a lot of physical health benefits and both coffee and a cigarette help against a mental breakdown when you wake up and realize how fucked the world is.

Senseless@feddit.org · 34 pts · 292d (8 replies)

The world is so fucked no amount of coffee and cigarettes help anymore. Ketamine on the other hand...

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 292d

I do ketamine every weekend but during the week coffee is what motivates me to come out of bed.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d (5 replies)

no thanks we've all seen what constant k-holing can do to a person

mobotsar@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 292d (4 replies)

We have?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

space karen

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d (2 replies)

Elon Musk famously abuses Ketamine to an insane degree.

Makes me never wanna try the stuff.

mobotsar@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Unfortunately, I didn't have to Google who that is.

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d

Speaking for America, we're deeply sorry about him getting a platform.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 1 pts · 292d
cymbal_king@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 292d (13 replies)

Nicotine might help with short term anxiety symptoms, but addictions of all kinds tend to make anxiety worse overall and dependent on the addictive substance to not be anxious

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Yes, that's why you should never skip your cigarette with breakfast :)

(I quit smoking luckily, I'm just joking around)

Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Sometimes I wish smoking wasn’t so bad for you.

Nothing hit as good as smoking a cig after a stressful day at work and unwinding.

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 291d

I wouldn’t even care about the health hazards at this point, given the future we’re all looking at, if smoking didn’t make you stink I’d start back today

village604@adultswim.fan · -4 pts · 292d (9 replies)

Nicotine, by itself, really isn't that much more addictive than caffeine.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 292d (8 replies)

As a smoker, that's a fucking lie.

village604@adultswim.fan · -1 pts · 292d (7 replies)

Did you not read my comment? I said nicotine by itself, not cigarettes.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 292d (6 replies)

Vapes are addictive af, what are you talking about?

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I'm way more addicted to vapes than cigarettes. Only reason I ever touch smokes is when I can't afford a 30$ vape and can only swing 7$ for a pack to get by.

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 292d

Go with an open system and a bottle of eliquid. More of an upfront investment, but with a refillable system you can adjust your nicotine levels much easier, and it's significantly cheaper in the long run.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 292d (3 replies)

Not physically addictive, no. The physical addiction to nicotine lasts 3-7 days, while caffeine is 7-14.

It's not the nicotine that has you truly hooked, it's the habit. It's the fact that it's always on you and you can often hit it as much as you want.

Back before shitty closed disposable systems became popular, people regularly dropped to 0 nicotine without any trouble besides some cravings for a few days (which were about the equivalent of caffeine withdrawals).

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 291d

Have you stopped smoking or drinking coffee? One is way harder, let me tell you. They are both habits, but nicotine is way more mentally pervasive.

You milage may vary but stopping smoking was way harder than coffee. For me, personally.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 292d (4 replies)

Whilst you're kind of joking (I hope!) on the health benefits, I would say that deriving some enjoyment from all manner of small pleasures is a pretty good way to keep one's mental sanity.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 292d (3 replies)

I wasn't joking about the health benefits of coffee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTVE5iPMKLg

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 292d (2 replies)

I was thinking that the joke part was about the ciggie rather than the coffee.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Yeah, there are no heath benefits when it comes to smoking. It's just a way to get some feel good chemicals in our brain which we only need because of the addiction and how fucked the world is right now.

kossa@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d

Also, nicotine is self-medication for a lot of undiagnosed ADHD folks. So, there are health benefits. Far outweighed by the health drawbacks though. At least for smoking to get the sweet, sweet nicotine.

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 292d (19 replies)

To be fair, cigarettes and coffee are probably healtier than all those foodproduct items on the left.

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 292d (10 replies)

Junk food is bad? Yeah, sure. Cigarettes are healthier than junk food? No way. Either you're a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you've gone off the deep end.

darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 292d (9 replies)
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TheBat@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 292d (2 replies)
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aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 292d

Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!

msage@programming.dev · 8 pts · 292d

It's more likely than you think.

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 292d

My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.

sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 292d (4 replies)

Fair I suppose, though it doesn't come across well online, especially given the fact that it lines up with the rhetoric cigarette companies have been trying to push for decades

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 292d (3 replies)

Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -4 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Yeah, lemmyshitpost, not lemmyshitcomment. Besides, since when is parroting nicotine propaganda considered shitposting?

gigachad@piefed.social · 6 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Why don't you just accept you missed a joke and laugh with us

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 291d

Because as someone who watched his grandfather suffer for ten years from COPD and chronic bronchitis brought on by smoking and who suffers from constant struggles to breathe due to a lifetime of secondhand smoke, I don't find actual fucking nicotine propaganda to be funny.

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 292d

I don't know, my tummy hurts more after eating a cigarette than junk food.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 292d (3 replies)

The choice is lung cancer and heart disease or diabetes and heart disease. At least us europeans die looking good /s.

Defectus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 292d (2 replies)

I still think you have better odds living longer with the coffee and cigs. I've seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos.

Anivia@feddit.org · -5 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I've seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos

How is that relevant? Junk food doesn't make you fat

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d

Everyone knows that it's dangerous minorities that make you fat!

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 292d

The burger is definitely healthier than the cigarette.

Coffee for the win though.. all those complex alkaloids and polyphenols..

wowski303@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 292d

agreed 100/100

bollybing@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 292d
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Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 292d (3 replies)

As a Scottish lass, I'm going to shut my fucking mouth.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Don't worry, Americans are still up a hill trying to find a wild haggis.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d

They're slippery wee cunts. The trick is to chase them anticlockwise round the hill so their short leg is on the downhill side. Then they fall over when they try to run.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 291d

Joke’s on them, haggis is illegal in the US

tino@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 292d (12 replies)

This is the Parisian breakfast. Nothing compared to the Lyonnais breakfast

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 291d

Well I’m definitely going to need a a Parisian breakfast after having all of that

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 291d

Damn I want to go to Lyon now

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Oooh le saucisson aux pistaches dans la broche. Gourmand !

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 291d
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Valmond@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

Beaujolais ? Closer to Lyon... 😁

Gladaed@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d

Cheese is a snack food/dessert as far as I know. Hence, doubt (x)

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Surely they don't eat that much cheese as part of their breakfast

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 292d

You're right, they don't.

The other two cheese platters are out of shot.

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 292d (3 replies)

This picture HAS to be AI. The cheese wheels are getting progressively smaller. 2 cups of wine. The sauce bowl is barely bigger than a grape ñ. That purple sausage? in the middle looks like a turd. The pickles in the edge are even smaller than the grapes. Sausage baked into pound cake for breakfast seems odd.

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 291d

The cheese wheels are getting progressively smaller

Different cheeses are different sizes. I'm no cheese master but I think it's a comté, a brie, and a Camembert in order of size.

2 cups of wine

Two glasses for two people? You share a cheese plate. We aren't selfish fat idiots in Europe.

The sauce bowl is barely bigger than a grape

What do you mean, its almost the size of all the grapes together? We don't drown all our food in gallons of sauce like mad men. The food itself actually has taste opposed to whatever McD serves for breakfast.

That purple sausage

Look up a Saucisse Sèche d'Auvergne. They do look like that.

The pickles in the edge are even smaller than the grapes.

It's cornichons. They are that small.

Sausage baked into pound cake for breakfast seems odd

It's bread. Not cake. Bread and sausage is extremely common together. I'm not French and haven't seen this variation but in and of itself this would be a stupid indicator of AI.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Reverse image search shows it 3 years ago. Not AI.

udon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 291d

Independent of whether this is AI or not, this is how such plates look like. It's sad if that is so far out of someone's reality they have to call the AI card.

No offense. I'm sending this from a place where a meal like this would unfortunately cost me at least 5 of my kidneys 🥹

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Don't compare all of Europe to France! The French love their despresso, that's on them.

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 292d

They clearly have not been to a Swedish breakfast buffet.

borokov@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 292d (15 replies)

I've never seen a single European use a Zippo. We use Bic over here !

tatann@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 292d (7 replies)

If you live on the coast or other windy region, Zippo works better

RidderSport@feddit.org · 9 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I found that to be the weirdest incorrect assumption. I bought a zippo during my time in the navy, they don't work well in windy conditions certainly not much better than regular gas lighters. What does work better are storm lighters, those with high pressure flame

Semester3383@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

I've definitely had better luck with them, although it depends on how windy and rainy it is. If it was so bad that a cigarette was going to be soaked before I got it lit, then nothing was going to work. Plus, you also have cold temperature performance; liquid fuels (for lighters) will continue to work in exceptionally cold weather, while butane lighters tend to not.

borokov@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Agree. I bought one to go on trek, but you need to refuel it every week. Maybe 2 weeks if you tight it in inner tube. I ended up buying a storm lighter instead. I put it in my underpant when it's too cold, to avoid gas liquify 😂.

Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

I was also pretty disappointed when i found out Zippo's drain themselves passively in 1-3 weeks. I thought I was getting the best version of a lighter.. :(

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Zippo (too) sucks for windy weather. You want one of those blowtorch ones

dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 292d
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mika_mika@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 292d

Zippos are really only around still because of aesthetic and cool factor and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

TheYojimbo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (2 replies)

I've seen plenty in highschool, even owned one.

borokov@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Really ? Never saw anyone use it. Are you in Northen Europe/cold area maybe ?

TheYojimbo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

South of France, so not really.

ftbd@feddit.org · 4 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Zippo sucks. If you don't wear it on your body, it will be too cold and won't work. And if you leave it lying around for some time, the gas will evaporate and it'll be empty when you want to use it

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 292d

They also slowly evaporate while in your pocket, irritating the thigh.

They are pretty much the best at sea, though.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 292d

Also the smell of the carburant is off putting to me.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Cricket lighters are better. Much more reliable.

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 292d (20 replies)

Unfortunately, the one on the right may be more healthy

cymbal_king@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Smoking cigarettes is the number one cause of heart disease and cancer globally. If you smoke, quitting is the biggest thing you can do to improve your health

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 292d

Nah, obesity and high blood pressure are the top causes of heart disease, but smoking is also a major risk factor. Bad food and cigarettes are awful for you. Just drink a coffee and pursue an affair like a good Frenchman.

Soulg@ani.social · 10 pts · 292d (17 replies)

Take out the cig and it definitely is

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · -6 pts · 292d (16 replies)

Cafestol is the main contributor of cardiovascular disease due to coffee (hugely increases cholesterol). Get filtered coffee, or even better, black/mate tea, Matcha/green tea, Guarana or Guyausa (most of which have the reverse effect on cholesterol btw).

Taldan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 292d (6 replies)

I like how different people have said each different item is the main cause of heart disease

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 292d (4 replies)

main cause of heart disease is having a heart

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Yeah, such a terrible thing. Let's remove it! :D

Don't mind the Aztec decorations in my clinic. :D

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

oh i see we've met before

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Now can we stop being so mean to those poor heartless megacorp voting shareholders?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

rare we talking

or

edit: also, no.

killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d

Joke's on you guys because reading my comments is the main cause of heart disease gottem

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Straight up didn’t know this, but I don’t and have never drank coffee and am the only man in my family without cholesterol issues.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 292d

Yeah, genetically predisposed here, will likely die of a stroke sometime. Though green (and other) tea, Guarana and Guyausa have lots of cholesterine reducers.

waitmarks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d (6 replies)

Do you have a source on that?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 292d (5 replies)
waitmarks@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 292d (3 replies)

So it sounds like cafestol is the most potent cholesterol synthesis agonists, but that it is in such small amounts in the beans that using a paper filter essentially eliminates it entirely. Even without a paper filter, its low enough that the studies show that you would need to drink more than 4 cups a day of unfiltered coffee for it to start having any sort of impact.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 292d

Ok, fair point.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

metal filter work too?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Much less effective from an (admittedly brief) look around. The finer filtration you get with paper apparently helps filter it out, but it's such a small amount that even if you were just chewing beans it doesn't appear to matter.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

oh yeah those neuroprotective issues are more important to me than the cardiovascular ones. YMWV

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 292d (26 replies)

On the "Europeans" side that's at least 2 decades out of date.

The expresso coffee part is still true in a good part of Europe, but pretty much everywhere in it nowadays only a small fraction of people smoke and even those who do can't actually do it inside a coffee shop because they're not allowed to smoke there anymore, which spoils a great deal of the enjoyment of having a morning coffee.

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 15 pts · 292d

I live in Germany and work with Turks, Poles, Ukrainians, Romanians, a Greek and a Slovenian. This meme is accurate for all of us. Weekends are a different story of course but in my experience this is indeed the true business day continental breakfast.

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Is it? I was just in London a couple months ago, the amount of people smoking and vaping there was honestly shocking.

echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 291d

I grew up in the 1980s and trust me it's a microscopic fraction of what it used to be. You used to be able to cut blocks out of the air. If you sat at the back of a cinema you would be lucky if you were able to see the screen through all the haze. That's all gone now.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 292d

As a fraction of the total it's still a small percentage, unless things changed a lot in the 5 years since I moved out of there.

teslasaur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Yes, but not in the balkans. Went to Bosnia and was served an espresso and a cigarette as an addition to breakfast. It was even on the menu. I should mention that i only asked for a coffee.

Datz@szmer.info · 4 pts · 292d

It was a culture shock that you can smoke indoors there, especially since I hate smoking.

insomniac199@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (8 replies)

Wonder what's so good about coffee and cigarettes combo

PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Former smoker here. The flavor combo is amazing, and both act as stimulants, and I could get my fix for both addictions in one go.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

that hippie speedball is beautiful when done right too

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

I had never heard this term but that's dope

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 292d

I haven’t smoked in 8 years- and every morning when I have my coffee I STILL think, “fuck, a cigarette would elevate this whole experience just right.”

Don’t start. Bad idea.

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 292d

If you're a pooping-challenged individual, it really helps knock that out whenever. And that always puts a smile on anyone's face

teslasaur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

Probably the same as sex and cigarettes.

Or alcohol and cigarettes.

Double the high.

goosehorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Former smoker --- don't try it, but trust that it's awesome.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 292d

It’s a culture that doesn’t eat any damn vegetables, so they need weapons-grade stimulants to get anything out in the morning.

ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 292d (10 replies)

While we're shitting on breakfast culture in Europe I think that Italians have the worst. They have messed up daily rhythm (siesta and then dinner late in the evening)... Actually no, that's not an excuse. They have garbage breakfast culture, period.

Literally everyone else's breakfasts are awesome.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d (5 replies)

please explain in detail these awful italian breakfasts because like greek food i have yet to find a dish in the culture i dislike

ButtDrugs@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 292d (1 reply)

How many Italian breakfast dishes you see around 😄?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

i only buy sandwiches, coffee and passata at the the italian deli/cafe in town. they bake the best foccacia

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d (2 replies)

The interwebs seem to have a consensus of cappuccino and a sweet pastry

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Stayed in Rome and Florence for a week. The only breakfast stuff we found were indeed either sweet pastries or biscuits, accompanied by fruit and cheese.

ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 292d

Scrambled eggs or pancakes are the limit of the imagination I've seen from Italian restaurants. But most places have pastry or some variation of a sandwich that's going to be mostly bread.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 2 pts · 292d
  1. Siesta is NOT Italian

  2. what do you mean "garbage breakfast"? Tell me what do you think most of Italians eat at breakfast

  3. Dinner late in the evening is not on the entire penisula

silasmariner@programming.dev · 1 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Siesta is barely a thing in Italy any more unless you're like 70+ and rural lol. But a brioche stuffed with ice-cream is the king of breakfasts what are you on about

ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Granted, I know Italy only from a tourist perspective.

Every damn restaurant closes in the summer in the middle of the day. So do many shops.

Italy rarely have breakfast restaurants - or at least what I'd consider a breakfast restaurant. Some variations of a premade ready to go sandwich ain't it. And the good places ain't open in the morning, but rather during brunch hours and serve brunch/lunch more than breakfast.

brioche stuffed with ice-cream

I know you're joking. You're kidding, right? :)

silasmariner@programming.dev · 1 pts · 292d

Sicilian ice cream sandwiches are a real thing and they are basically the best thing that's ever happened to breakfast cuisine

Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 23 pts · 292d (17 replies)

Lived in Europe my whole life and never seen anyone pair coffee and cigarettes as part of their breakfast

promitheas@programming.dev · 19 pts · 292d (2 replies)

What part of europe are you from my friend?!?

CluckN@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Vatican City

promitheas@programming.dev · 1 pts · 290d

Well i hardly expect the pope to be a smoker

bstix@feddit.dk · 16 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I know it as Greek Breakfast.

It can be enjoyed anywhere or any time, but it's best served on a balcony in underwear. Greece happens to be a good place to get it in the morning all year round.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

we call it the Parisian if it includes healthy amounts of hatred (Parisian Lite without the hatred)

mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 292d (4 replies)

When I smoked coffee and cigarettes were one of the best combos.

Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 292d (3 replies)

How in the hell do you smoke coffee? Please, tell us your secrets!

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d

I smoked coffee on a field trip to Quebec in the 8th grade. I somehow was able to buy a bowl, and we had nothing to smoke so put coffee in it and put it up in our hotel room. Set off smoke detector. Broke the coffee pot. It was a real mess.

The eighth grade French classes no longer take field trips to Quebec. This was only a small reason why. Co-ed 13 and 14-year-olds on six hour bus rides, two nights in hotels essentially unsupervised. This was the 2000-2001 school year. What a time to be alive.

mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 292d

Unfortunate missing comma…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

you can smoke liquids in a cold smoker

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 292d

In my experience that very much depends on the part of Europe you're in: the "expresso in the morning" thing is mostly common in Southern Europe and France and back in the day when smoking was much more common and was actually allowed indoors in public venues, people having a ciggy and a morning coffee at a cafe was a pretty common sight.

Places in Europe without the whole tradition of coffee places serving expressos never really had this kind of "breakfast".

ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 292d

Coffee and sweet pastry, or just coffee is something I commonly saw in Italy (and only Italy)

j5906@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Then you have clearly done something wrong, just this morning as I stepped out the train at 5 there was a guy with blue collar clothes, cigarette + energy drink. Fast forward one hour and saw a construction worker with a large coffee, cigarette and croissant. This was in rural Switzerland, but I think its even more common in the cities.

Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 291d

Not sure it's wrong to be surrounded by healthy people. Maybe it's just older generations doing that

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 292d (2 replies)

That's because you didn't go to a european high school

Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 291d (1 reply)

I did

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d

Oh...

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 292d

Now that's a proper fuckin breakfast

echodot@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 291d (13 replies)

Oh yes the famous nation of Europe. An entire continent full of nations and different cultures been rendered down to the stereotypes of the occupants of a single city.

Americans need to get out more.

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 291d (8 replies)

Damn struck a nerve huh

Ordinary_Person@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 291d (1 reply)

I'm not from Europe. But I agree with them. A dumb meme is a dumb meme

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 290d

And what community did you think you were in again?

echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 291d (1 reply)

Yeah let's all just ignore the utter ignorance that this image demonstrates.

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d

It's in a community with shitpost in the name I don't think you're supposed to take it seriously bud

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d (3 replies)

imagine if someone is complaining about Americans, and interchangeably refering to Canadians/mexicans/Argentinians...

You damn Americans, always saying sorry with your mate thermos, carnival music mariachis...

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d

If they did it in a meme they posted in a community with shitpost in the name I can't say I would pay it much mind or take any personal offense to it, no. That seems to be a uniquely European thing

mean_bean279@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Fuck heads already do because they say “America refers to all of Americas, not The United States.”

But also, as a Californian I apologize a lot and listen to mariachi music. You know that states can be culturally as different as nations, right?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 290d

Thanks for clearly stating why the world makes fun of American stupidity

You know that states can be culturally as different as nations, right?

no. they are not, and you only say that, because you have no idea how different cultures can be. California and NY are still American, speak English, eat similar food, do similar sports... whatever difference between California and NY is nothing compared Spain and France.

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 286d (2 replies)

Seriously, what country is this even applicable to? Russia?

rabber@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 286d (1 reply)

France

REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 286d

Still, or 90s France?

Phineaz@feddit.org · -2 pts · 291d

... Did you forget the /s?

causepix@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 291d (5 replies)

No, actually. I think it would unironically be better to get all your calories and nutrition from bread, cheese, and sausage than to have a diet consisting of any variety of high-sugar, ultra-processed food.

Also breakfast is completely optional and its promotion as "the most important meal of the day" is a scam to sell more cereal, milk, and eggs. I will die on that hill.

Grimtuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 290d (1 reply)

My hill to die on is that breakfast is the only meal that you can work the calories off all day. Eat what you want for breakfast but have a lighter lunch and even lighter evening meal.

causepix@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 290d

Well technically you're burning the same number of calories regardless of the time of day they were consumed, and two meals per day is a lot easier to keep at 2000 calories (as a rule of thumb - different for everybody) than three meals per day.

Personally I like to keep the digestive process dormant for as long as possible. Eating breakfast makes me hungrier throughout the day, so I end up snacking more than I otherwise would. I've never been a breakfast eater though so I'm pretty well wired not to break fast until lunch.

Edit: also heavy foods require rest and digestion that I do not have time for most mornings

Ordinary_Person@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 291d (2 replies)

Also breakfast is completely optional

Yes for some, no for others? When I was a kid I hated having breakfast. My stomach would feel weird if I ate within the first two or three hours of being awake. But now, I need something. Nothing heavy. Some toast and peanut butter is good enough. If not, I get sick to my stomach. I would assume I'm not the only one who is like this.

causepix@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 291d (1 reply)

aha, hence why I said optional. If you want/need it, have it. If you don't want or need it, it doesn't actually harm you in any universally applicable way to just wait until lunch.

Ordinary_Person@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 291d

Valid point. touché

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 292d (6 replies)

Isn't that a french breakfast in the right?

utopiah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d (4 replies)

French, Italian, Spanish, Romanian... it's not really specific. It's also not for everyone. I'd say it's mostly for 20sth in rush and 50sth working men. Everybody else either skip it entirely or have a proper breakfast, but that's just my experience, might not generalize.

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 292d (3 replies)

How do people survive without a proper breakfast, by lunchtime 11 I'd be fucking shaking

promitheas@programming.dev · 3 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I usually cant eat breakfast, it just wont go down. Im usually OK with just a big lunch followed by snacks following, though i do sometimes forget to eat lunch and realise late at night that I havent eaten all day

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

same. a coffee and a small biscuit keep me going until lunch better than a large breakfast without coffee

ftbd@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d

Depends on when you start work. If I get to work at 8, it's tough to get to lunch at 12 without a breakfast. If I get up an hour later, it's fine

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

not enough hatred

lauha@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 292d (2 replies)

I would like to point out that british are also european and they are known for their extra healthy bacon and eggs breakfast.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

"Continental breakfast" is also a thing. It's mostly baked goods with sweet spreads and maybe a boiled egg, so that's not that much better (though healthier than smoking).

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 13 pts · 292d (10 replies)

I've seen european overweight statistics. It's both of these combined.

1984@lemmy.today · -8 pts · 292d (9 replies)

Europe consists of extreamly different countries... Breakfast in Sweden is completely different from breakfast in Italy.

So not sure about what any european stats actually mean... Also tons of immigration from the middle east where people are not slim.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 15 pts · 292d (6 replies)

Europe is fat because of immigrants? LOL

Italy is the thinnest or one of the thinnest (depending on the year and the specific study) countries in Europe and it's still too fat and getting fatter.

1984@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 291d (2 replies)

I asked chat gpt about this since my own experience is definently that immigrants (from middle east) are usually not slim.

Here is a what it said:

Yes — there is credible evidence that immigration has been associated with changes in obesity levels in Europe (and other high-income regions) over the past ~20 years, though causality is complex and effects vary by group. Here is a breakdown of what the research shows, the mechanisms, and important caveats.

✅ What the evidence shows

A systematic review on migrants found: “migrants may arrive in new countries with a health advantage … but unhealthy weight gain in migrant populations may lead to similar or greater obesity risk compared with native populations 10-15 years after migration.”

In Norwegian Institute of Public Health data: children (~8 years) with an immigrant background in Norway had higher prevalence of overweight/obesity than children with no immigrant background.

A meta-analysis found among immigrants/refugees: overweight prevalence ~37%, obesity ~23% across studies.

A study of pre-pregnancy obesity in immigrant vs non-immigrant women in Norway found that obesity increased in both groups over time; immigrant status did not protect against the upward trend.

A study of immigrant adolescents in Spain found that prevalence of overweight + obesity among Latin-American immigrants was higher than that of Eastern-European immigrant adolescents; and higher than the native Spanish adolescents in one sample.

🔍 Mechanisms and contributing factors

Several plausible mechanisms by which immigration could influence obesity trends:

Acculturation / lifestyle change: Migrants from countries with lower obesity prevalence may adopt host-country dietary patterns (often higher in processed food, sugar, fat) and sedentary behaviours over time.

Socio-economic position (SEP): Many immigrant populations face lower SEP, which correlates with higher obesity risk in many high-income countries. However, in the Norwegian children study parental education (a SEP proxy) did not fully explain the higher obesity prevalence among immigrant background children.

Pre-migration exposure + selection: Some migrants come from countries with rising obesity rates; previous exposures may carry risk. The migration “selection” effect (healthier people migrating) may diminish over time.

Time since migration: The evidence suggests obesity risk rises with length of residency in the host country.

Cultural, environmental, built-environment factors: Access to healthy food, physical activity environments, language/cultural barriers in health promotion can affect immigrant populations disproportionately.

⚠️ Important caveats & limitations

The research often focuses on immigrant groups specifically, not purely on the national obesity rate aggregated across all residents. So linking immigration → national obesity rate rise requires caution (there are many confounders).

Longitudinal, causally-attributed studies are fewer. Many are cross-sectional (immigrant vs non-immigrant at one time).

Variation across origin country, host country, generation (first vs second), gender, age-group is large. Immigrants from some regions show higher risk than others.

The effect size attributable to immigration, compared to other drivers (e.g., general diet change, sedentary lifestyle, macro socioeconomic trends) is unclear. For example, the study of France/Spain found that most of the difference in overweight between immigrants and natives was due to “coefficients” (i.e., unobserved factors) rather than observable characteristics.

Data for the 20-year span in some places is limited.

📋 Summary statement

Immigration into European/high-income countries is associated with higher obesity risk in immigrant sub-populations and may contribute to national obesity trends — especially via lifestyle change, socio-economic disadvantage, and acculturation effects. But immigration is one of many interacting factors; it is not the sole or dominant driver of the obesity rise in Europe.

If you like, I can check quantitatively how much of the obesity rise in specific European countries can be statistically attributed to immigration (versus other factors).

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 291d (1 reply)

ChatGPT is a shit source.

1984@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 291d

Not really.

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · -9 pts · 292d (2 replies)

I routinely see north Africans in my local Lidl buying half a cart of flour packets.

Your diet being mainly refined carbs is not exactly good for being fit.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 292d

There aren't nearly enough MENA or sub-saharan african immigrants to explain Europe's surging overweight- and obesity-rates. And IDK what kinds of people you are seeing, most MENA people I see here in Germany are thinner than the average German.

1984@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 291d

You and me both. Certain areas and shops feel like middle east over here. :) But the Lemmy audience doesnt like those opinions. Its the truth though.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Right. And Alabama and Massachusetts are basically the same place.

It's amazing to me how folks group states together.

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 292d

Alabama and Massachusetts are definitely a lot closer culturally than Sweden and Italy

Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 291d

This is also the reason why Metamucil doesn't sell in Europe. Seriously: just looking at the left picture gives me constipation.

(I understand that the pic is a joke, but anyone who has a coffee and a fag after breakfast can attest to their wonderful laxative powers.)

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 291d

C'mon, your version of that is literally fentanyl

circledot@feddit.org · 10 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Berlin breakfast: Kaffee, Kippe, Koks

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 291d

Bochum breakfast: Kaffee, Kippe, Korn

j5906@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d

The holy trio

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 292d (2 replies)

You forgot to include the rum on the coffee.

merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Can confirm, corretto is the way to go

Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

I think you misspelled cremaet

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 292d (4 replies)

In the US we label breakfasts by the grits/no grits line.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d (1 reply)

The Mason Dixon line?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 292d

Maybe, though you don’t really see grits everywhere in Maryland.

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 291d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

instant grits?

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Nutella is european food

telllos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 291d (1 reply)

Yes,give us back the Nutella

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 291d

Delicious palm oil

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (3 replies)

tf is your problem with burritos

Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Probably get bloated from the beans

I get it.

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

If beans get you bloated your fiber and vegetable intake gotta be ABYSMAL. And I’m not talking about Taco Bell beans. Just regular beans you cook at home either canned or boiled.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

okay that's fair but burritos are pretty great. not as good as tacos with a side of chips and salsa, but still pretty great.

if you don't like mexican food i worry our cultural values (mine ranking deliciousness laughably high) don't line up, but we can probably figure it out.

Muffi@programming.dev · 5 pts · 291d

Fuck, that one on the right looks so good, but only missing a croissant.

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 291d (1 reply)

FAKE NEWS! The cigarette packs are now all black.

Otherwise spot on.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d

And it should be a pack of gitanes.

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 292d

replace the dart with a vape and the espresso with a XL coffee from tims 4 sugar 3 cream and we are cookin with fire boys

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

Wow. These comments.

istdaslol@feddit.org · 1 pts · 292d

The Duisburg deluxe

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 290d

Once I started skipping breakfast, I felt more awake in the morning. Not only that, but I had more time to get ready for work. My real problem is how to consume less calories, not more.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 292d

Pretty sure the right one was also the breakfast of several troops during WW1 and WW2

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 290d

Drugs are not food, and with the exception for a few countires, drugs are pretty universal. Not eating anything for breakfast can actually be a healthier choice han doing so. But the land of the obese would understand.

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · -3 pts · 291d (6 replies)
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dil@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 291d (1 reply)

I grew up on these in america since my cousins are british, no other beans work, I remember them leaving and my mom tried to buy the right beans, it took months she shouldve just asked, any other beans suck and dont taste the same or work with breakfast food imo, heins beans + sunnyside up eggs + bacon + toast in one bite is peak

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d

Branston are good too, all others trash

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 291d (1 reply)

Wdym "Brits and"? I've only ever heard about that being a thing in GB, and I don't think it's all that popular there either

michaelalf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 291d

'Baked Beans on Toast' is a staple breakfast food in Australia too. It's served in most cafes, usually alongside eggs, bacon, chipolatas, hash brown, and a grilled tomato.

Phineaz@feddit.org · 1 pts · 291d

Baked beans are fucking brilliant, you should broaden your culinary horizon

dil@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 291d

heinz blue can vegetarian beans are, almost like all beans don't tastse the same

macke49@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 292d (1 reply)

In every public space in Europe where can get coffee smoking is strictly EuropeTM is now a public free health dictatorship.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 292d

Wow, sounds like a nightmare 🙄