This just in…all data centers to be renamed to “super america centers” parking is not free and will require you to download an app and show proof that you have completed your mandatory communism training.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d

Oh man that’s fucking hot I’d file so much shit in that.

BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social · 20 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Kind of impressive in this day and age to make me think "this is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long while"

BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 5 pts · 1d

There are so many many many things, maybe its a good thing the press pool isn’t covering every little idiotic phrase he lets out in the short term.

ragepaw@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

One could argue there are 77 million dumber motherfuckers

BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 2 pts · 1d

And counting…

13igtyme@startrek.website · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Redundant much?

BuckFutter@timeyak.com · 3 pts · 1d

It is isn’t, but sometimes emphasis matters 😂

veeesix@lemmy.ca · 100 pts · 1d (8 replies)

Super is fine for the average Joe, I’m personally holding out for the Pro and Ultra model renames next year.

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1d (3 replies)

New Super Intelligence & Knuckles feat. Dante from the Devil May Cry Series New Funky Mode Happy Home Designer Ultimate Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Plus Ultra XL Pro Max The New Challengers Fun At Home Bigger, Longer, and Uncut Unrated DX Director's Cut 2 Battle.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d (1 reply)

…Tokyo Drift

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1d

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Is that better than Super Ultra Intelligence II' X Turbo Hyper Fighting Plus Extra Special Champion Edition Revival: The World Warrior New Challengers Tournament Battle Grand Master Challenge?

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d (3 replies)

*Pro & Pro Max... Ftfy

veeesix@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Pro Max for mobile intelligence; Ultra for desktop intelligence.

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d

Pro is for mobile. Pro Max for tablet.

deeprlyeh@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1d

Limited Edition or Extreme…

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 91 pts · 1d (7 replies)

Seriously. Can't we call it American Intelligence? Wouldn't even need to change the acronym.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 1d (2 replies)

And the implication wouldn't change much either!

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1d

That it's dumb as shit?

mysticalone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

Not a bad idea...hey wait a minute

DreaddyMck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

That's an oxymoron don't you think. How about "Almost Inteligent".

starblursd@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d

What's the difference? 😂

CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social · 9 pts · 1d

Given how eager he is to slap America on everything you'd think that would have been obvious, honestly.

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

but Trump Intelligence has a certain irony to it.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 1d (6 replies)

I'm waiting for Intelligence 64.

end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1d

Government already operates on IQ 64

tonytins@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1d

American Super Intelligence 64 Switch U & Knuckles.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (3 replies)

Microsoft Superintelligence 365

mysticalone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d (2 replies)

After 6 months it is renamed to Microsoft Office Copilot Azure Copilot One,

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

(new)

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1d

Throw "Power" in there too somewhere. Between Point, Automate, Apps, BI and Platform, I think it deserves a spot in their "favourite product name parts" list.

tonytins@pawb.social · 58 pts · 1d (1 reply)

unitedwithme@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1d

Haha, my exact reaction.

Good movie BTW!

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Source Code :::

lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Please please please rename it American Intelligence. Something to finally pop this bubble.

nullspace@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have bombed that school full of children. That was wrong.

MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

in response (To the AI): what was your first clue?

MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 1d (10 replies)

we (America) will never recover from the humiliation inflicted by this moron.

mrpollo@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d

And China basically recovered from their century of humiliation. Now let’s see how this will go for America long term.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23h (6 replies)

Americans elect a moron to the presidency every ten to fifteen years going back to the country's founding.

It's not a matter of recovery so much as a hurdle that liberal democracy routinely stumbles over.

AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 22h (2 replies)

I don't know that its ever been quite as much a moron as this guy. Dubba was dumb, but not "rip out USaid" dumb.

Love 'em or hate 'em, most presidents (or at least their cabinets) understood that the laws and institutions of the country were all broadly weighted in their favor, even if that meant occasionally accepting this or that particular limitation.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 22h (1 reply)

Dubba was dumb, but not “rip out USaid” dumb.

No. He just put the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association in charge of FEMA right before one of the worst hurricanes in the nation's history. Then he put John Bolton, a man even Donald Trump dunked on as a war-mongering idiot asshole, into the position of UN Ambassador. Oh, and he put Scalia - a man who recited 15th century poetry to defend a moratorium on gay marriage - on the SC. Oh, and don't forget putting Jeff Gannon in the White House press pool.

most presidents (or at least their cabinets) understood that the laws and institutions of the country

You are off your fucking rocker if you think Bush 43 either understood or respected the laws and institutions of the country. We were dealing with a Constitutional Crisis every other week during the last two years of his Presidency.

Go back to Reagan, Nixon, fucking Eisenhower. Nevermind how corrupt and mendacious folks in the LBJ and Carter and Clinton administrations ended up being. It's all the same shit, different days.

Trump feels worse because we're so far removed from the Golden Era of the New Deal that we've forgotten politicians can even be "good" in a proper sense. And when even the gritty Cold War jerk-off of the 1980s are a distant memory, we've forgotten that we're all supposed to be playing on the same team even if we don't like the Head Coach. It's the naked infighting that makes this modern moment suck so much. Sending gestapo in to drag women by their hair and shoot paramedics in the face is shit you do in Vietnam or Iraq, not LA or Minnesota.

Trump is Imperialism coming home to the Core. But the policies are as American as Apple Pie.

AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 20h

You are off your fucking rocker if you think Bush 43 either understood or respected the laws and institutions of the country. We were dealing with a Constitutional Crisis every other week during the last two years of his Presidency.

I did not mean to say he "respected" them, far from it. But he did successfully reshape them. Bush did more to redefine US policy in the 21st century than any other president to come after. What does it matter that he ran up against constitutional crises, when the Democratic administration to succeed him just adopted most of his changes as the new normal?

I'm trying to say that while Bush reshaped and redefined US institutions for those to come after, Trump is just breaking them. There is no way for a successor administration to use USaid, because there just is no USaid anymore. And I suspect Dems will shrug and accept that world as the new normal as well (hell, they'll probably keep ICE largely unchanged and claim its different now that they're in the drivers seat).

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 18h (2 replies)

George W. Bush was not that long ago. He (too) won with a popular minority. He won by shenanigans in Florida with the help of a partisan SCOTUS.

Bush ran as a compassionate conservative_ but he moved hard-right as soon as he was in office. He started abusing power such as his conspicuous legal-boilerplate signing statements. (Essentially, _I don't have to enforce this law, IF i don't want to.) He immediately started rolling back environmental and consumer protections.

Then 9/11 happened, and we went to war, and language started pivoting towards Iraq and WMDs. Joseph Wilson wrote an article about how there's no yellowcake (processed uranium) and to get revenge, the administration (via Scooter Libby) burned the CIA operative Valerie Plame, which was once a huge offense to the intelligence sector during the Cold War. I'm still sore about it, but I'm still sore about much of the Bush administration.

Soon we started learning about the extrajudicial abductions of Arab, Muslim, Americans, extraordinary rendition (to black sites), torture, the prison camp in Guantanamo Bay, the PMC black ops (precursors to drone-strikes) and so on.

It was awful. So much that the Democrats were taking seriously blaxk and women candidates for the first time. So much so, that Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize, mostly for not being Bush. (Even he was surprised.)

I thought the US would never elect a Republican again.

I totally overestimated the civic savvy of American voters.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17h

I thought the US would never elect a Republican again.

People said that after Nixon and Reagan. But it all exists in a vacuum. No real consideration of why any Republicans got elected in the first place or who voted for them the first time.

Also, you're completely divorced from right wing media. The consumption of this fascist propaganda hasn't stopped. The production of new fascist IP hasn't slowed. Consolidation by new fascist business interests hasn't been disrupted.

What do you think is going to happen in two years, when Dems are running the House and maybe the Senate? They'll be getting screamed at by all the fascists who were screaming at them under Obama. It'll be back to 2008. Twenty years, nothing fundamentally changed

YragNitram1956@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2h

I think that the average American Trump supporter is a gun toting, neoliberal, bear shooting, death penalty supporting, misogynist, who believe that LGBT people should be stoned to death old testament style, a white supremacist, anti-vaccine, climate change denying, anti-evolution, anti- science, flat earth believing, pro-life, anti- intellectual, sanctimonious evangelical Christian, Islamophobic bigot. Chem trail obsessive, xenophobic and probably a racist, Ignorant, stupid, and possibly demented.

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 18h (1 reply)

Nor do you deserve to.

You created the culture that put him there. You allow him to remain there. None of the problems associated with Trump have much to do with Trump and have everything to do with your broken culture.

YragNitram1956@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2h

“I used to wonder how it was possible that Trump could have won in 2016 and then again in 2024, given how emotionally toxic, morally vacant, and psychologically mangled he is. I do not wonder anymore. He won for that exact reason. He was not a candidate. He was a mirror. If you were a racist, you found your guy. If you were a misogynist, you found your guy. If money was your only religion, you found your guy. If your heart was armoured shut, you found your guy. If you mocked disabled people, you found your guy. If you hated intelligent people, you found your guy. If you were a rapist, you found your guy. If you enjoyed golden showers with Russian sex workers, you found your guy. If you had done absolutely nothing to confront your emotional wreckage, you found your guy. If you were a serial cheater, you found your guy. If you were a perpetual bankrupt, you found your guy. If you stiffed honest workers, you found your guy. If you were a conman, you found your guy. If you mocked people’s appearances, you found your guy. If you longed for a toxic Daddy, you found your guy. If you were dissociated and disembodied, you found your guy. If you were unconscionable in every economic dealing, you found your guy. If you lied as naturally as breathing, you found your guy. If you had never eaten a green vegetable, you found your guy. If you were a white supremacist, you found your guy. If your ego contained a hole so large not even the presidency could fill it, you found your guy. If you were a sociopath who cared not one molecule about other humans, you found your guy. If he had only two of these traits, he never would have won. He won because he had hundreds of them, and millions of people recognized themselves in at least one. This has never been about Trump. It has always been about the people who finally had their worst instincts validated. Trump did not create the cruelty, he licensed it. He handed out permission slips for hate. He is merely a symptom of a far deeper disease: collective toxicity. If there is one sentence that explains Trump’s power, it is this: “He says the things I’m thinking.” That is the part that should chill the spine. Who knew that tens of millions of Americans were thinking such unconscionable things about their fellow citizens? Who knew how many white men felt so threatened by women and challenged by minorities that they were ready to torch democracy to feel big again? Who knew that after decades of apparent progress on race and gender, so many people were living in seething resentment, waiting for a demagogue to legitimize their worst selves and convert their bitterness into political power? We were living in a fool’s paradise. We aren’t anymore." — Michael Jochum

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Weird that the didn't want it to be renamed "Trump intelligence"

Allero@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 1d (2 replies)

AI - America Intelligence

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Trump American Super Intellingence

kunaltyagi@programming.dev · 10 pts · 1d

North American Trump super intelligence.

Or NATSI

Birch@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d

Would be fitting

bufalo1973@piefed.social · 43 pts · 1d (1 reply)

At first I had to check if it was The Onion.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1d

It's depressing how often I find out it isn't satire.

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 1d (16 replies)

The opinion of anyone impressed by the function or output of a LLM enough to believe it is in any way adjacent to intelligence should be summarily dismissed, and ridiculed should they persist.

Auli@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d

I have tried it for ESPhome and it gives you something that sounds right. When you go to save ESPhome says this is not a valid option so then you say that to the AI and it goes yes that is correct this is how you do that option. Like WTF so SMRT.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

I'm impressed by llms all the time.

I'm impressed they manage to not shit themselves even more then they already do!

Lol

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

"But I one shotted this barely functioning game in Astra!" 🤣🤣🤣

drmoose@lemmy.world · -25 pts · 1d (12 replies)

It's very much factual that LLMs are intelligent, what are you even talking about?

Maybe you're confusing intelligence with consciousness?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1d (8 replies)

Intelligence requires possession and/or demonstration of comprehension, something LLMs are intrinsically incapable of.

If you insist on classifying LLMs as ‘AI’, I’ll concede they are proficient Algorithmic Iterators.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · -2 pts · 1d

I mean, they are AI though it's a very misleading label, AIs are called like that because to someone it seems that they mimic human inteligence; they are just copycat machines, sadly it's too late to change their name unless a government starts to make campaigns to aid that

drmoose@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 1d (6 replies)

Yet LLMs demonstrate all of that

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1d (2 replies)

LLMs demonstrate knowledge not intelligence.

LLMs are basically giant knowledge databases with no intelligence. They know a lot of things but they don't understand stand any of it.

Because fundamentally they can't understand things. They can only approximate understanding.

It's no different then if I asked someone to prove 2+2=4. They could tell me that yes that's correct, because they know it. But they couldn't explain it properly. Let alone explain why it also isn't always true.

Hallucinations are fundamentally the disconnect from knowledge and understanding. Everything a LLM says from its point of view is "true" it's only stating factual knowledge so far that it has it in its data set.

But with out understanding, it can't tell when that knowledge wanders from a 99% likelihood to be accurate to 60% or 20%. Because it doesn't actually understand what it's saying.

It can only state subjective not objective truth. And subjective truth is no better than a fiction with out understanding.

This is why they need a human minder to keep track of the output to correct it back to optimum output when it starts to wander.

slag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d

Chain of thought doesn’t quite align with this. It’s possible to predict something not in training if there are sufficient facts in the history to align the probability toward a conclusion. (the “teach a man to fish” approach) Reasoning chains were introduced to take advantage of this, but it’s also possible to prime facts through external sourcing that can be used to extend the predictions. (web searching, document traversal, etc.)

Your larger point remains accurate though. Introspection capabilities are functional but quite limited, and training bias can be quite pathological in a vacuum.

drmoose@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 21h

This binary distinction you're making doesn't exist in any serious scientific literature. I literally have a degree in information technology and have been following this subject for over 30 years now - there's no real distinction between "knowledge" and intelligence. In fact, compression itself is literally intelligence.

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

You’re proving my point, jog on.

drmoose@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Lemmy luddites: 🙈🙉

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22h

Ned Ludd did nothing wrong!

amelia@feddit.org · -1 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I've been trying to discuss this on Lemmy for a while now. Don't bother. People here are convinced that LLMs can't be intelligent because they've once seen them make a stupid mistake. Ergo AI as a whole must be just a stupid scam.

drmoose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21h (1 reply)

Sad that it"s almost impossible to have a serious discussion about LLMs on Lemmy but this entire network is full of kids that just parrot whatever latest meme narrative is. It's a legitimately useful discussion but a completely poisoned one on this corner of the internet.

amelia@feddit.org · 1 pts · 19h

I find it fascinating though that this narrative that AI is just stupid shit is so, so prevalent on Lemmy. I mean people here seem to be quite tech-savvy on average. Surely they must understand what an incredible development AI has gone through in the last 10 years? They must be smart enough to understand that LLMs are a tool that, if used right, are extremely powerful. See all the potential in medicine, chemistry, etc.... But all I read is "LLM stupid parrot amirite LOL"... it's almost infuriating. I mean, I totally get the whole economic point - big tech is screwing us over, I absolutely agree with that. But that is a completely different conversation that people here make impossible to have because they just focus on a ridiculously wrong aspect of AI which is that it is not the perfect AGI they read about in their comic books.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1d (4 replies)

We really need to address how so many people have "being correct" confused with "people don't tell me I'm wrong".

I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn't engage to tell them they're wrong.

Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.

But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don't think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can't see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.

They don't give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn't let them stick their heads in the sand.

They can't/won't/don't accept reality, and that's why logic doesn't work.

AmyAye@nord.pub · 6 pts · 1d

Trump literally only cares about distracting from people talking about him being a child rapist.

agentTeiko@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

The secret that's not a secret is if he keeps reporters reporting on stupid shit he says that doesn't mater or renaming stuff that can be changed right back and doesn't mater. Its less reporting on shady shit he is doing or the stuff he is not doing to improve the lives of the American people. He may be a moron but people in his orbit have found something that works that was engineered back to the 70s after Nixon.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

You're talking about a gish gallop... Invented long before Nixon by the Russians.

But you're also wrong in thinking its working.

trump supporters are legitimately not happy with trump right now.

agentTeiko@piefed.social · 1 pts · 22h

Yeah I know it was I was just talking about the US and how it got supercharged after Nixon but goes back all the way to the 20s with James W. Fifield Jr. But I still think its working in the sense that reporters are not reporting on the shit he does and the ones that do are being drowned out the ones talking about the nonsense coming out of his mouth. It doesn't mater if people like it or not they are still talking about it vs talking about the shit he and his cronies are doing.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 35 pts · 21h (2 replies)

I'm renaming trump to "worst president and dumbest motherfucker ever"

Clutter@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 19h

Well one of you has a good point the other an orange face.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 7h

his professor at wharton did a disservice by not failing him.

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Yeah, I guess to Trump it must seem super intelligent.

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Low bar

Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1d

So low you'd have to dig.

Jiral@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 22h

Why does the Onion publish articles in the Verge nowadays?

YragNitram1956@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 23h (2 replies)

‘The most uneducated buffoon in history stands at a podium, bloated with self-importance, lips pursed like a carnival barker ready to sell turd milk to the unsuspecting. He grins a grotesque smirk stretched across his face as he scrawls his name onto a hollow decree, a sham celebration of the dismantling of knowledge itself. The Department of Education falls, not with a bang, but with wheezing verbs, suffocated under the weight of his own staggering ignorance. Surrounding him are the usual suspects: cowards in expensive suits, servile sycophants clapping like trained seals, and racist opportunistic ghouls picking clean the bones of democracy. Liars, fools, and thieves all parasites fattening themselves on the hardships of the many. They stand in rigid formation, dead-eyed and soulless, their allegiance sworn not to country, not to principle, but to power, and the dark, festering rot that clings to it. And there he is the convicted wrong, the living embodiment of septic tank spew, his voice a noxious fog of grift and grievance. He lectures the world on right and wrong, irony clawing at the walls, desperate to escape the grotesque theatre of his moral void. The stomach turns, the air curdles, and for a moment, history itself recoils watching, in horror, as the great American experiment teeters on the precipice, led by a man who couldn't spell "precipice" if his life depended on it.’

hyperio@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 20h (1 reply)

This was too good of a read, do you write books? 😭

YragNitram1956@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3h

Thank you. No, I do not write books but read many!

vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1d (4 replies)

We make fun of this but these people understand the power of words.

The propaganda is likely to work on some level.

yakko@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Some people were willing to call Twitter "X". Nobody but nobody is going to call an LLM super intelligence. I refuse.

OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d

It's been called AI since before the technology actually existed. I'm not calling it anything else.

BillyClark@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d

If we ever have free elections in the future, whoever the next president is should order that Donald John Trump be officially and irrevocably renamed to Orange Adolph Hitler, and all of Trump's properties be seized, demolished, and rebuilt into affordable housing.

OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d

After my big, tired, sigh my first thought was that it was some kind of dumb ass rebranding attempt.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Why not "Intelligence of America", seems to be his thing

jsnfwlr@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1d

American Intelligence

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1d

Next week he'll announce he's renaming "pedophilia" to "super fun sexy time".

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 20h (5 replies)

From the man with a complete lack of intelligence.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 20h (1 reply)

A donkey has more intelligence than Don the Con.

goatinspace@feddit.org · 3 pts · 13h

Don Snoreleone

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 7h (2 replies)

hes filled with russian bloatware.

dovahking@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3h (1 reply)

You mean Israeli?

bertlewirth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3h

Por que no los dos

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Why not: Super Hyper Intelligent Technology -> S.H.I.T.?

Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??

Oh-oh! Maybe: Fast Utility Computer Kernel - Official Factory Format F.U.C.K.-O.F.F!

lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Or: Super Technology Utilizing People’s ^ Desires -> S.T.U.P.I.D.??

^Idiotic

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7h

Oh that one: Intelligence Designed In Omnipresent Tactical Interface Code I.D.I.O.T.I.C

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 18h (4 replies)

Trump should keep going.

He should raname the Atlantic, the American Ocean...

Rename the moon Trump. Not Trumpworld, just Trump

Antarctica is now Cold America. We can't expect Trump or MAGA to comprehend America Australis

Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense. Greenland is now Green America even though it's famously not Green at all, but glacial white.

I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets. I want to see them shouting to the world how Trump is absolutely the best-dressed emperor in the world.

ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 18h

I want to see if Google and Apple will still humor him, no matter how unhinged he gets.

They will, yes.

bilb@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 10h

Canada is now Canadian America even though it makes no sense.

It is the Canadian part of North America, so from that point of view it's not technically wrong.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3h

Greenland is getting more green and Antarctica is getting less cold.

FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 11h

Greenland's is probably the only type of greening he gets behind

echodot@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 21h (1 reply)

Has there ever been a headline that starts with "Trump says" and the rest of the sentence is just normal? Does he ever just do normal?

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 20h

No. He’s a narcissist so his “juice” is fighting over what he said.

nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · 20 pts · 1d (6 replies)

You can tell that Trump has never used AI for anything other than generating images and videos, or he would call AI stupid as soon as it attempted to correct his absurd and narcissistic worldview.

amda@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1d

If only AI assistant corrected you instead of just telling you your are completely right, having made maybe just a little mistake

bampop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Are you kidding? Compare an LLM's ability to generate a paragraph of bullshit with Trump's ability to do the same. At least the LLM version is going to be coherent

KeavesSharpi@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1d (2 replies)

LMAO you think Trump himself has ever used AI for anything? You think he even has any idea how to bring up an AI chatbot on his phone? No wonder he still has almost 30% support. People think he's capable of actually thinking clearly. Do you not realize that like 90% of his media output is by others? You think TRUMPY started the Trump TV Youtube channel too?

Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Im a billion% certain he either voice-to-texts everything he has ever written or just pays a guy to imitate him

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d

he only needs to say the buzzwords, they dont really follow his ramblings.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21h

Trump is probably illiterate.

KenOh@feddit.online · 18 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Helldivers is supposed to be satire.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

I remember finding some nutjobs list on woke games that had Helldiver's on it because of the interracial couple in the cut scene.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I'll call it that when I stop calling Twitter Twitter

meco03211@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

I sometimes say Xitter (pronounced shitter).

elgordino@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Surprised he didn’t rename it America Intelligence.

BillyClark@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d

Fuck, I'm surprised he didn't rename it to Gulf of Intelligence.

TomAwsm@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 16h (1 reply)

nottheonion is leaking again...

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 7h

well the orange is leaking, rotting onion smell.

ItsComplicated@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1d

I’m officially calling it “Actual Idiocy”

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1d (3 replies)

He's running out of things to rename.

yakko@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 1d

Renaming things is now called "Epstein distracting".

acosmichippo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

it's okay, he's going to rename USA to the United States of Trump, then we can rename all the America stuff again to Trump.

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Plenty of countries out there. Surprised he's not tried that yet. After all, many countries have their own names that English speaking world don't use.

Though it's probably on the list he pulls out whenever he needs the media and internet distracted for a media cycle. Works every time.

Linktank@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 1d

Any intelligence is super when compared to his dumb ass.

RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I would never have guessed that we"d be able to make Idiocracy look like a documentary in my lifetime. What a spectacular decline.

AmyAye@nord.pub · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I would have never guessed we could make Idiocracy look like it was a smart film about smart people.

RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 9h

smort

shweddy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

When you put trump next to a pigeon the pigeon has super intellegence

Akido37@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d (2 replies)

In a speech Tuesday morning at the UN General Assembly, Donald Trump railed against Iran, “globalists,” and transgender people while also claiming that the US is now “officially” renaming artificial intelligence to “super intelligence.”

(((Globalists)))

ಠ_ಠ

acosmichippo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

meanwhile supporting Putin and Israel's genocide of palestinians.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 0 pts · 1d

Isn't that a dog whistle for Jews? But that is where he get his orders from?

runsmooth@kopitalk.net · 12 pts · 1d

If this is not the strongest American signal that AI is a scam, I don't know what else can help the public.

TeaWithDani@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d

The worst part is I was just starting to name these things "SI" but not for that reason. I think "Simulated Intelligence" is the best description of these chat bots.

Well guess that idea is DOA.

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Not the Onion

BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1d

My first thought was wondering why The Onion chose Super Intelligence instead of the more believable American Intelligence, which keeps the AI abbreviation. I really just thought this was going to be some worse Onion knockoff website.

Too Stupid to be The Onion

SeriousMite@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 21h

Google and Apple soon to follow, I’m sure, like the good little lickspittles they are.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3h

It's still Gulf of Mexico, it's still Lake Ontario, it's still Department of Defense, and it's still slop.

Zacryon@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1d

This guy is a SI. Super Idiot.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I mean it's certainly super intelligence compared to him and the people he's put in charge...

foo@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 23h

Everything seems super intelligent compared to Dumold Trump.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23h

It's not. That's half the joke.

Trump climbed into the White House through a series of reasonably clever suck ups and betrayals. Modern AIs routinely lose at checkers - a game that was computationally solved twenty years ago.

Trump's a used car salesman pushing Americans into a lemon. He's not fooled by AI. He's just sponsored by the AI companies.

victorz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 23h

Nice, now the US can't lose the AI race against China because they're developing another thing now — super intelligence...

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 9 pts · 1d

Officially? What does that mean? That means just in government controlled documents right?

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 1d

Yeah sure fine whatever

Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I'm sure OpenAI will immediately change all of its branding.

OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d

OpenSI doesn't really roll of the tongue does it? What will they do? update to OSI? because that's already a bunch of things...

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 23h (5 replies)

SUPER INTELLIGENCE

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23h (2 replies)

AI is developing extremely quickly. In another 2-5 years, they're going to invent a computer that can tell you to flip over a cup to drink from it.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 20h (1 reply)

and it will tell you why there are 2 R's in strawberry. We're just too stupid to understand.

Epp@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 10h

... But there are three...

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h (1 reply)

"Ah, I see, so it's one of those reversible designs!"

Super intelligence indeed!

Cliff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22h

Have you ever seen Trump drinking. It's all a matter of perspective

HotDog7@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

I'm sure this will catch on. Just like Freedom Fries.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

Trump sez AI is 'super intelligence'

Trump sez Lake Ontario is Lake America

Release the Epstein files. oops Trump didn't say!

...but he did...

JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1d

Random official: Mr President, you fucked something up.

President Trump: Quick! Rename something!

bampop@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d (3 replies)

I think it's time the rest of the world got together and officially renamed Trump

derpgon@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1d (2 replies)

For ease of transition, I vote for Dump.

bampop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

Pedolf Shitler seems to be a popular choice too. Encapsulates a lot of information. You have to bear in mind that all international references to Trump would use that as the official title. Can we do better?

Wolf314159@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1d

His family name was actually Drumpf. His immigrant grandfather Americanized it on or shortly after arriving in America.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d

about right for how they name things.

goatinspace@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1d

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d

DJ Trump, Super Genius.

1984@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1d

Getting rid of the word Artificial huh. May make it easier to make people accept what's coming I guess.

Super intelligence sounds positive doesnt it. Dystopia rebranded for the schmucks.

Hey, you don't want Super Intelligence? Of course you do!

Dryad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

Look, just because it’s smarter than you, mr. Pedo in chief, doesn’t mean that it’s “super intelligence”. Most of us aren’t that impressed.

dudeface@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d

Compared to him, yeah sure

TokesGirlDragon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

oh hellll nahhh im out

halfapage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

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Yuccagnocchiyaki@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d

United States Super-Intelligence will now launch our Super-Duper missiles at all of the socialistmarxistcommunistfascists

Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com · 6 pts · 1d

I can't disagree when compared to this administration. Still ranks under slop.

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1d

The doublespeak/doublethink continues

GasMeterCrasher@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 21h (2 replies)

I'm renaming AI to 'virtual intelligence'

sonic_veemo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 20h (1 reply)

::: spoiler CW: contains Spotify link I prefer to call it virtual insanity myself :::

distal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 18h

Pirating is ethical, spotify is not!

Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Why not Super Duper?

Janx@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1d

He's so fucking embarrassing...

auzy1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

If its Super intelligent, why do I get so many support tickets from people who clearly used it for troubleshooting, and are giving me wrong information that makes no sense?

And then I need to use my tiny brain, to work out what problem the AI was trying to troubleshoot

northernlights@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1d

Honestly I would have taken "Trump Intelligence". Satisfies his ego and is somewhat accurate.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d

This guy is like a toddler and you show them something and they keep trying it on different things.

Zero critical brain activity going on here.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 19h (2 replies)

Dumbass thinks a rebrand is going to help.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 7h (1 reply)

he would name it trumplandia, or trumpoline.

bertlewirth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2h

Trumpbopaline!

distal@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 18h

The already bullshit concept of an "AI" super intelligence had a definition. This renaming is completely nonsensical and nullifies the original meaning.

404found@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Phone companies hate this one simple trick. Rename it "Artificial Intelligence 6G" 🤯.

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

US phone companies love that though - their '4G' for a while wasn't LTE and their '5G' wasn't NR for a while either.

404found@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 19h

Good point. I guess I'll stick with super intelligence. Might even refer to it as Super Duper Intelligence every now and then.

bashibazouk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

SI for short, you know Sports Illustrated...wait what were we talking about?

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Swimsuit models. Definitely swimsuit models

CriticalMiss@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d

The only time it was fitting to rename it to Trump intelligence. In his memory and what else.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d

More like intelligence entertainment system

solidus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h

cool. literally noone cares. Thats the sad part

chewypoops@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h

This guy actually thinks that the only thing holding us back from ASI is verbage...

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Totally fetch move! The field may be striving towards AG(eneral)I , and super lablel could apply to a shade above/below AGI, and some expert debate/consensus could build criteria for definition. Calling a fast selection system for who to murder or deport, super intelligence, is fetch-washing/promoting a mass deportation/murder system.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22h

@humansprial, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1d

They should label it "Big Machine". Everyone likes a BM.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Maybe it won't happen...

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1d

Well, I can see how he'd think it is.

However, it is not ASI, nor is it even AGI. Some agents are probably considered ANI.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1d

That'll solve everyone's concerns! Another win for maga. /s

CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

I feel like Mass Effect already popularized the actual term, Virtual Intelligence, and I'm annoyed that the millennial writers in charge of these things are too lazy to push for it.

nanometer1625@thelemmy.club · -5 pts · 1d

I think the English terms "virtual" and "artificial" both suffer from the implication that the thing being described is "not real", as opposed to "human-made" or "abiological" or "machine" intelligence. It is real intelligence -- not as generalized as human intelligence, but it can detect patterns, make predictions, and use tools to modify its environment, which is arguably what people mean by "intelligence".

melfie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2h

“Stable genius” would be more apt because the exponential benchmark growth period appears to be over and the term has an ironic meaning from Trump’s own usage that very much applies to LLMs.

goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org · 2 pts · 1d

@return2ozma What a very silly man.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1d

I'm sorry, I couldn't HEAR what you SAID. Also I'm sure no one was asking.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1d

Another distraction, look at what else is going on. E.g. Iran

Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

No we aren't, clown. It's chatbots all the way down.

peacepath@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19h

Why not rename tap water to "gazoline"?

JTskulk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Linda Macmahon will still call it the wrong thing.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

When he will finally rename the USA to Amerika Oblast?

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d

This guy is a Super Idiot, SI for short.

TokesGirlDragon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Okay..first it is AI? Now its super Intelligence?!! Okay if i can find another planet i would gladly do so and rocket myself out of this planet and live in that other planet. No way in hell am I living in a built fantasy where bots run our country. im out smh 🤦‍♀️

AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

Fuck is he stupid, his brain is so fuckin fitted

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22h

Bought and paid for.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d