Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’

The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he'll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

Hand Egg

The NFL doesn't need to drop the word "football" entirely, they just need to be more specific so there's no confusion. They could change their name to "Non-Soccer Football League", or NSFL for short.

American Rugby

Seriously?? That's the price of FIFA's bribe? Not, idk, "Call off your ICE ghouls at the next match, because we need to sell tickets?"

It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.

Gets a bribe from fifa, "we need to change the name of this sportsing"

This is one of the rare cases where I don't disagree with Trump.

But they could just call it what the rest of the world call their sport. "American Football".

It has their favorite word in it. America.

I don't disagree, it needs a different name, has not much to do with feet, but really? A trophy is enough of a bribe for him to upset his base of NFL fans? Can someone bribe him to get us on Metric system?

So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.

Handegg, obviously.

I hate that his fucking followers will be more angry about this than the fact that he raped kids on Epstein's island.

He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he's just getting revenge. That's what tin pot dictators do. There's also another thing they usually do...

That would be hilarious. Please let him accomplish that and nothing else.

When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more

Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

Why don't you just call NFL foot ball, soccer? No one else wants to use the name soccer so it's sort of free.

American forward-pass Rugby

This is one of the things people don't get about trump supporters. Establishment politicians would never suggest such a thing. They stick to the established political crap. The you get a guy like trump who just spouts whatever he hears or thinks. Stuff like how it doesn't make sense that football is two drastically different sports. That is very appealing to a lot of people. He is saying the quiet parts out loud. He doesn't actually "do" anything productive about it. But it wins over plenty of voters. Also, he lies so poorly you easily know.

American Handegg League

The ball is oval. They just need to restrict the age of players to 13-19 years old then they could call it "Ovalteen". That's gold Gerry! That's gold!

He's always lazer focused on the most important issues facing americans.

I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!

May I suggest a German word?

"Distanzkampfball"

Wow. So glad this is what’s on what’s left of his mind. Not soaring prices or atrocities committed in his name. No, this is what matters.

He wants it named after himself, of course

Concussion-ball has a nice ring to it.

howsabout…Trumpball???

I usually call NFL 'American Football ' why is every so wound up these days?

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can't wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I'm taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

Gulf of Football

Trump is just angry at the nfl. Has been since the 80s. His tiny feelings are hurt he doesn’t own a team. And then he tried that USFL thing. Which, oddly, failed. After the USFL decided to move to a calendar in direct competition with the nfl at trumps urging. It failed, because of the decisions of Trump. Go figure. But he is just a sad angry little man who’s feelings are hurt.

Turning into the Mad King Trump. These absurd name changes and radical military actions like bombing boats and threatening Venezuela.

it was called soccer before it was called football in England

you will never get Americans to not call the ball a football and a soccer ball

Thing in languages quite often don’t make much sense, but trying to correct them makes even less sense.

National Rugby Association

Calvin Ball. Since he's so prone to making up rules as he goes.

Finally something we can agree on.

NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.

That's the unexpected right thing coming from Trump. Seriously, only Americans call a game played with hands "football" and a game played with feet "soccer." Come on Trump, next fix the measurements so Americans don't measure in pots and pans (or maybe it was cups and spoons) and thumbs and elbows (or maybe it was inches and feet).

Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?

NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.

I still do not understand how this guy is given so much power. Seriously, what the fuck? How does he keep winning? How does everyone keep bending the knee? How are there so few people telling him to go fuck himself? Is he scary in real life?

Handegg.

Just call it "Handegg"

I hate this dude so much can nature take its course already….

I think we have more important fucking things to worry about in this fucking country, you assclown...

I'm convinced that Trump is a big-time troll.

Pedoball!

Handegg is a name someone in Europe came up with a few years back

I think people put too much weight on his ramblings. He doesn't actually plan on this. He's just schmoozing.

"NFL stuff" works

I can't remember the last time I watched NFL stuff

Let me guess, the "Foot Force"

Is there supposed to be audio?

National Gridiron League ngl

I love finding out about these things via memes.

American Rugby

EDIT SHIT y'all beat me to it! 😅

TBIball?

Fighting the real pressing issues I see. Who the fuck cares, it's been like this for decades. Let it be and move on to real issues. My god, always the distraction with this Trump fuck.

Soccer isn't the only football it's in a group of games originally called football which includes rugby. Technically to the rest of the world NFL style football is gridiron football.

He knows the NFL has loads of money, and asks them for fat bribes with this stunt.

Doesn't even register on my radar. What about the Epstein files? They still redacted, or what? Wasn't there gonna be a big release or something? Two weeks, was it?

Yankee rules football like afl 😝

Turn off the sound it looks funny as hell. Imagine someone feeding him an endless carrot.

How about Hog ball? And instead of quarters we could have Epstein files. When you score a touchdown it's now called a "bubba". Now punting can be renamed "trumping" the ball.

Everyone else calls it American Football

Lemme guess: He wants to call it Trumpball, right?

He's acting like he's just spit balling here, but we all know that after a bit of discussion in the media, it will "suddenly" occur to him on camera, that a good name might be Trumpball. Mike Johnson will immediately begin legislation, Vance will clutch his pearls at any resistance to what is obviously the only reasonable name, Bondi & Patel will threaten in investigate anyone who doesn't go along, and Schmuck Schumer will make a weak speech that nobody will ever hear because the media won't care what he has to say, because he never says anything important.

Knockoff Rugby League.

Game where you don't kick the ball by foot, needs to be called football? It should be hand ball IMO.

His face looks ai

Easy, just switch the two. There's no way we'd all spend years confused about which sport anyone is talking about!

Dang, I'm full of great ideas today!

That's a nice diversion from the epstein files

Yes, because THIS is what we need to focus on. Most people making under 150k are struggling right now and cannot afford a house. But we need to focus on the NFL and the fact that they call it football.

He is like a bird that imprints and takes the point of view of whoever is shoving worms down his throat at the moment.

Doofus.

maybe 'national gridiron league', perhaps?

oh and trump's an a-hole. seriously!

Finally something we can agree on.

NFL FootBall can be renamed to HandEgg.

Call it barbarian ball or gladiator ball or battle ball. Any of those would be a better fit.

How bought bubbas balls game

Seeing as you use your hands, Handball.

That unamerican

Lemon Toss?

Finally something that makes sense

This too was my brightest idea at the age of 9

Another surrender from the monkey.

Where are the Epstein files?

Just call it ball, as in "lets play ball"

So we can't have good social services like in Europe, or anything else that matters, but he adopts the kind of thing that makes Europeans fucking annoying to talk to.