Inedible as in anything that isn't food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
155 Comments
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 91 pts · 128d
I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 128d
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Onyxonblack@piefed.social · 11 pts · 127d
Enshittified
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 127d
Just with extra shit...
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
Dang, you've really thought this out huh?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 128d
The rich.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 128d
Hey, I said inedible.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 25 pts · 128d
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 127d
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 45 pts · 128d
Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 128d
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 127d
Damn, I think debt might be better
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 127d
By eating it, would that mean it's just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 126d
Can you eat anyone’s debt? You could just stand out on front of any American hospital and be set for life. Might have to watch your weight though.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 128d
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 126d
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 126d
We’d have a Dyson sphere in 6-8 months.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 128d
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 128d
Say hi to Abby for me!
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 128d
How'd you know she was hungry?
Jarix@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 128d
Liquid hot magma
bilouba@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 128d
The correct answer
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 127d
The word on the card is "Lava" but we will accept the answer.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 127d
Notl it bloody well isnt.
Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.
Wheres the damn sharks?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Sorry. We have seabass.
They are mutated seabass.
Sly2@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 128d
A Billionaire maybe
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 8 pts · 127d
Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
WaxRhetorical@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian's silicone butt cheeks ^___^
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 127d
OP said inedible
gilokee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
this is my answer too!!
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 128d
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 128d
I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
ReCursing@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 128d
"Where shall we have dinner?"
"Lets eat up the road"
"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 128d
You know what they say about that? It's your own asphalt.
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
You might be interested in this drink.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 127d
The rich
freddo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 126d
Best meal.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 20 pts · 127d
goth latina pussy
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 128d
So many good answers already taken.
I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.
chairlegoftruth@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 128d
Palantir.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 128d
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 127d
Thank you for your service o7
wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
What does it taste like?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 127d
wax and glue? about like what you would expect them to taste.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Yes, like the texture, the taste, does it taste anything at all?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
Why would I spoil it for you when you could instead join me and find out yourself
wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Lol, I rather not but that is an interesting offer.
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 16 pts · 128d
Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
What about your poop though 🤔
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 127d
I eat a nickel
foxwolf@pawb.social · 16 pts · 128d
Violin rosin. Finally :)
chocrates@piefed.world · 15 pts · 128d
Do you provide the thing?
As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 128d
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 128d
I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 128d
Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 128d
I just want to see what happens when it's gone.
reksas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 127d
everything in the galaxy would likely start drifting apart since there is nothing pulling them into this central orbit. some things would get closer to eachother and start attracting eachother and maybe they collide or start orbiting eachother. In the human timespan the sky would likely slowly get more and more "wrong". at least that is how i imagine it would go.
brachypelmide@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 127d
well technically if Sgr A* were to disappear right now, we wouldn't see any change for the next couple thousand years or so🤓
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 127d
How you would be able to get there, I'm not sure. Travelling there, even at near light speeds, would take many (and I mean many) human lifetimes. Then you have the problem of fitting it in your mouth, since last I heard, it's gotten very big.
embed_me@programming.dev · 1 pts · 127d
I assumed getting it on my plate was not my problem
SystemDisc@piefed.world · 1 pts · 127d
You can get there in your lifetime, but not anyone’s lifetime not on the ship
https://youtu.be/8FT-oz9aZU4
kescusay@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 128d
Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 127d
Plot twist, now you become the worst racist in history...
🔫 cocks gun
Sorry, it's nothing personal...
ccunning@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 128d
Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 128d
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 128d
Silica gel.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 128d
You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 127d
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
Those Riedel wine glasses would have the most satisfying crunch!
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock? This sounds like what the Doozers ate and it was made of sugar.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 127d
Kepler-452b
IlmariGanander@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 127d
Why that planet in particular?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
if it can harbor life it can possibly sustain me. I'll happily eat a spoonful of dirt a day just to get the fuck off this planet.
if it can't sustain me, at least I'll die in a cool way.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d
Human selfishness.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 128d
I've always been curious about eating glass.
So crunchy~
regedit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 127d
Mmmm forbidden chips.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d
Plasma directly from the sun
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d
Fascists.
Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.
village604@adultswim.fan · 9 pts · 128d
That guy's wife
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 128d
Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
AlfredoJohn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 126d
I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?
jam12705@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
You'd barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
Edible candles do exist, they're made of beeswax or tallow instead
They don't taste great, but edible
Broken_Orange_Juice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it's poisonous I'd still probably lick a candle.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 126d
I imagine it's something like those weird-ass wax juice bottle shaped "candy" things.
lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Funny you mentioned that. Tried it for the first time just yesterday. I guess I manifested tasting wax haha.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 127d
The greed in everyones hearts
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 127d
U gonna get fat
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 127d
One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!
alternategait@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 128d
frankPodmore@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 128d
THE SUN.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
Hey I need that thing :(
frankPodmore@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 127d
Alright, just a sun.
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 128d
A Microsoft data center
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 127d
An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I'm famished.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d
Start with the semen, you'll be full before you get to the food rations.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 128d
Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!
87Six@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 128d
Well I know this girl...
njordomir@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
The one with the cat?
Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 127d
C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.
catbum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
Gouache paint pigments. Cadmium red, cobalt blue... I want all the colors inside me!
^hehe^
Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 127d
Sadness
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
One can, but have to crap a bunch of diapair.
chunes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
Asbestos. It just looks like it would be fun to eat
Una@europe.pub · 6 pts · 128d
Everything is edible, something only once.
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 128d
Kinderegg, which are banned in the US for being dangerous
Mothra@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 128d
Are we talking about the chocolate eggs with the little toy inside? How come that's dangerous for Americans? (Is it because of the little toy?!)
AmazingSUPERG@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 128d
Yes. There could be ANYTHING in them like a dirty bomb or drugs.
DarkSirrush@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 128d
I thought it was a dumbass concern of a child swallowing the toy capsule whole?
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 126d
Not allowed anything in food that isn't food. I guess it does makes sense, especially if you're in a nation of fuckwits.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
Starch packing peanuts
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 127d
The starch ones are edible. Maybe the styrofoam peanuts?
Riverside@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 127d
AmazingSUPERG@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 128d
A CD. Pick my favourite album and chow down.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 128d
I'm interested in what happens to it as it moves through the digestive system.
There are some incredibly hazardous waste products that are very difficult and expensive to dispose of.
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 128d
lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 128d
space
disregardable@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 128d
the sugar cookie candles.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
xyguy@startrek.website · 1 pts · 126d
Yeah, yeah, yeah
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 128d
Dishwasher tablets, fabric softener, power detergent.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Smart to leave tide pods off that list, since they're already edible.
hakase@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 127d
Waffles.
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 127d
a bar of soap
lengau@midwest.social · 3 pts · 126d
If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 128d
A rod of enriched uranium.
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 126d
Arbys
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 128d
I am going to eat quantum superposition. That's right, quantum computing no longer exists. Schrödinger's cat is alive and well. Only one thing happens, regardless of observation. You're welcome.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Marbles.
Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
I'll go with a one ounce platinum bar.
Staff@piefed.world · 3 pts · 128d
Delicious fragrant soap.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
Bar or liquid?
decended_being@midwest.social · 3 pts · 126d
Fiberglass insulation, please!
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 127d
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 126d
Why not just cronch up a whole bar?
Jumi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
A nickel
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
I would eat one bitcoin
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 126d
is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?
Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 128d
One of those cool little character shaped erasers that look sort of like candy.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 127d
That depends. If I eat "prosperity" with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 127d
I think the latter
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 128d
The concept of wealth.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
If I can eat it, doesn't it mean that is in fact edible?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 127d
An operational RTG.
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
Pearls. Like Cleopatra.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 128d
Budget option: colorful decorative glass marbles made for house plants. I am sure they would taste like sugar-free herbal candies or jello.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 128d
Cessna 150
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Anti-freeze. It's allegedly tasty
ghen@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 126d
If this is a superpower I'll have my whole life then I'll take lead so that I don't get any more brain damage. All ingested lead gets passed harmlessly instead of going to my brain
If it's a one-time thing, then I'll go with methyl mercury in front of a room of scientists.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
shampoo
Evotech@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 128d
Why