If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
244 Comments
Chezus9247@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 298d
Suicidal Sandwich
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 12 pts · 298d
Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 297d
Depressed pesto. Depresto
over_clox@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 298d
Anxious Bacon
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
You've got my bet
LumiNocta@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 297d
Lazy ass
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 298d
Procrastination Tater Tot
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
Later tater!
baines@lemmy.cafe · 20 pts · 298d
autistic potato
bit on the gnose
Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 297d
Disassociative ramen.
Si_sierra@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 297d
Found my people
Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 297d
Comrade <3
ItzzMe@midwest.social · 13 pts · 298d
executive dysfunction apple pie
db2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
Large penis anxiety your mom
Clmarcho@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 297d
Nothing burger
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 297d
Lmao
Stez827@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 298d
Sadness enchilada
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 297d
Loss of Appetite
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 296d
Good one
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 297d
Distraction Cabbage.
That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄
JayJLeas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
Hypervigilance carbonara
digger@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 298d
Easily Distracted Beer
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 297d
Procrastination meatball
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 298d
Anxiety Chili
No no no
Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al · 9 pts · 298d
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 298d
Anhedonic Sugar Cookie
fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 298d
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d
Anti-social asshole yogurt
7isanoddnumber@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 297d
You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Need to remember that next when offered
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d
Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics
Zozano@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 296d
(Paranoid polaroid)
hraegsvelmir@ani.social · 7 pts · 297d
Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.
joel_feila@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
depression ramen
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 297d
I eat that often.
Jtee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 297d
Forgetful... Uhh ..
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 298d
The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
That could be a childrens book.
The Big Sad Buffalo.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus Kebab
Vedlt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Suicidal Snickers
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
You should have had a........oh wait.
ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 297d
And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 297d
Spiraling Carbonara
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Suicidal Thinking Popcorn
(shit, this sounds like a object show character)
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 296d
"Fucking exploded inside out and I'm still alive! Fuck life!"
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Adhd burrito?
Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 296d
Symptoms; not conditions.
Should be "inattentive burrito" unless you ate something before reading this.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 297d
Sadness spaghettios
Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 297d
Verbal Tic Rice!
bier@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 297d
Nothing burger
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
hypersexual banana
Zozano@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 296d
Dare I ask if you consumed the banana orally?
gabe@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 298d
Hallucinating Blueberry
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Anxious stroganoff
happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 297d
Anxiety Cookie
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Stealing this band name.
HELLO CLEVELAND!!! WE ARE ANXIETY COOKIE!!! ONETWOTHREEFOUR!!!!
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 297d
!fakebandnames@lemmy.world
Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Anxiety Sandwich sounds like awful food or good music
minamoog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
relationship difficulty brownies
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 297d
Anxious instant noodle
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Sleep all day Coffee
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 297d
Polar Poke
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Inattentive Curry
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Numb vagina
CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 297d
If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.
angband@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
angry cracker
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 297d
Manic banana!
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 297d
Autistic cracker
Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.
BobWehadababyitsaboy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 297d
Anal Club Sandwich
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 6 pts · 297d
What kind of symptom is that?
Zozano@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 296d
Anal club + sandwich
Nikls94@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Autistic Nerds - wait…
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 296d
Lethargic liquor.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 297d
Sleepy Sundae
halvar@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 297d
Hyperactive Túrórudi
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 297d
Túrórudi is goated
CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
flat affect salad
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
self-hatred pizza
Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 297d
Hyper focused wheetos
Fourth@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 297d
'ole depression beans. what an animal.
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social · 4 pts · 297d
Anxious Chestnut
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 296d
Furbag@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Distraction Cheese
Speculater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Lazy Protein Bar
Zozano@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 296d
Erectile dysfunction viagra
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 296d
Performance anxiety saliva
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 296d
Self loathing arousal fluids
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 296d
(I hope you enjoyed my short story about coital issues and sacrifice)
bss03@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 297d
Oversharing Booger!? /s
Hegar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 297d
Lack of coordination baked potatoes.
My favourite actual horse name is pretty close. I think it was from the 1800s: Potoooooooo
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 297d
What if one of our symptoms is forgetting to eat for so long, you don't remember what you last ate?
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
me too, been 18 hours or so.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 296d
Try being humongous. I go days.
^totally not meant in any disrespect.
Chozo@fedia.io · 4 pts · 298d
Hyperfixated Sushi
jakemehoff11@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Depression Spiral Whopper Jr.
Basically a self fulfilling prophecy
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 298d
Tired Soup
DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 297d
Schizoredbull
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 297d
Emotional dysregulation kebab
nagaram@startrek.website · 4 pts · 297d
Executive dysfunction hot chicken
VicVinegar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Paranoia Beans!
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 298d
Depression Biscuit
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
Dafuq???? How are we the same person???
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 297d
Did you get the special at The Toledo?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 298d
Dissociating Banana
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
You're the long lost Savanah Banana that cannot sanction such buffoonery!
preussischblau@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 297d
Sad Apple
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 296d
Dum dum dum ddddudum...
4_degrees@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Detached Cutlet
randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 298d
BanMe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 296d
Dissociation Twizzlers which is definitely on the list of drag names now
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 297d
Awkward Sucker
Oof...
hOrni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 297d
Ooh, I would be on that horse.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Hopeless Bread
menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 297d
Anxiety toast.
dumbass@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 296d
Insomnia pie.
onceandfuturealice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Anxiety ice cream
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 298d
Forgetful Ass
CannedCairn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Fixation fries
Rooty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
ADHD Potato
CPMSP@midwest.social · 3 pts · 297d
Manic Jack.
potoo22@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Forgetful pickle
oz1sej@discuss.online · 3 pts · 297d
Curious Coconut
rockettaco37@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Depressive Lox
klemptor@startrek.website · 3 pts · 297d
Anxiety zucchini
Heavybell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Lazy nugget
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Clinical Carrot Juice
fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 297d
Can't spell philbert
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 297d
Dysphoria Salad, hell yeah (Ik ik, trans isn't a mental illness, but dysphoria salad is a fun name)
hateisreality@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Anxiety Cantaloupe‽
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 3 pts · 298d
Anhedonia Sesame Balls
DivineDev@piefed.social · 3 pts · 298d
Avoidant Miso
4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus toast
Hagenman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus Cheerios
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Inattentive toast
Bonus my boys ---
Inattentive pancake
Anger pancakes
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Hyperfocused, fuck what did I eat last?
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
Anhedonic Sandwich
Named for the one I experienced while eating said sandwich 🥲
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social · 3 pts · 297d
Impulsive Chicken Salad
sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Anhedonia roast pork
obinice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Executive Dysfunction Haddock
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 3 pts · 298d
Depression Klondike
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus cookies
Zidane@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Numb shrimp egg roll
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Mood-swing Waffle
psoul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Brain Fog Burrito Bowl
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Shaky Stromboli
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 297d
Microsleeping Cookie
Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 297d
Stimming chocolate
dis_da_mor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 296d
Suicidal Biscuits
jasoman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
With or without butter?
dis_da_mor@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 295d
nah it's digestives
juliebean@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 297d
echolalia milkshake
discosnails@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus Affogato is dope.
guy@piefed.social · 3 pts · 297d
Lazy Lentil Soup.
I like it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 297d
Executive Function Burrito
(also why is it "an executive function problem" and not "executive dysfunction?")
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Ptsd spicy ramen
peetabix@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
Anxious Fish & Chips
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Word salad + not salad
ODGreen@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Irritable eggs
Sparkles@fedia.io · 3 pts · 297d
Splitting chocolate.
jakwithoutac@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 297d
Quick tempered pappardelle
MiltownClowns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
melancholic salted caramel
CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 298d
Depressed cookie.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
What do I do if I'm the picture of perfection?
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 7 pts · 296d
Delusion + whatever you ate
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
This is a party and you're not fun here.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Narcissistic sandwich, is that you?!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
You found me, Compulsive Cereal. You found me.
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 297d
They call me Executive function disorder trail mix
Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Forgetful Jalapeño Joyride
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 297d
TheAristocrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Myoclonic Tapioca
Juice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 297d
Shaky leg Ratatouille
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
This sounds like a dance move...
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus pork rinds
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 297d
Anxious Cookie
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Depression Keto Bread
Ageroth@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 297d
Inattentive meatstick
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 297d
late mazarine
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 297d
Executive dysfunction sunflower seed
GusTheBard@midwest.social · 2 pts · 297d
Brain Fog Chilli
darkishgrey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Anxiety Croissant
Trarmp@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 296d
Obsessive cinnamon bun lmao
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 297d
None Steak
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 297d
Potoooooooo
(An actual British horse name. Can be created by combining potatoes and dysgraphia.)
aggelalex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Schadenfreude lentils
Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 297d
Chronic Depression Cookie
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 297d
One of? Ah, None-chicken?
Basajaun@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 296d
10 to 1 odds for Nerve Pain Cupcake
loldog191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 296d
insomniatic orange
Lazer365@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 297d
standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 298d
Agitation sandwich
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Stuttering Slider
TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Hyperactive cheesesandwich
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Dissociative Banana Bread
Bosht@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Inattentive Eggroll, lmfao
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 297d
None Sausage Roll
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 297d
Avolition Toast
Not a good racer.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 297d
Anxious bagel
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 296d
Executive cereal?
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 296d
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 6 pts · 296d
That's a neurological condition, not a symptom, or am I being needlessly autistic about exact semantics?
Edit: this was supposed to be a joke. If "being autistic" isn't a symptom but a condition, the front and back halves of that sentence are contradictory. But since the second only applies if the first doesn't, the contradiction is self-referentially resolved.
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 296d
good argument. unfortunately i don't care
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 296d
I do.
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 296d
Okay. It's gone now.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Now I'm going to ask what it was because I'm curious
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 296d
::: spoiler Tap for brain damage autistic bread :::
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 296d
I was trying to make a joke of my own, juxtaposing my own use of "being autistic" with the prior assertion that "autistic" isn't a symptom. I suppose it didn't land. Sorry about that.
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 296d
Oh :(
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 297d
Narcolepsy Pie
Kobester1985@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Irritable donut.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 298d
Executive dysfunction chicken.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 297d
ODD Casserole
atthecoast@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 297d
The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent and Depraved
callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 297d
Startled Veggie Straws
unlawfulbooger@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 297d
Chaotic noodle
edinbruh@feddit.it · 2 pts · 297d
Apathetic omelette
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 296d
Hyperfocus cottage cheese
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Disorganized Goldfish
SirActionSack@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 297d
Translator?
ScottThePoolBoy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Anxiety Mamba! Say, that's not bad at all.
plm00@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 298d
Horny Burger.
TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Executive Dysfunction Donuts.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 297d
ND so basically pick one Ramen.
Personally i like Disregulated Ramen but that's not really a mental illness
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Procrastinating catfish.
Emi@ani.social · 2 pts · 297d
Depressed/anxious cauliflower
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Manic pizza
Iceman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Dyslexia Pumkinseed. Not bad to be honest
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Hi from Dyslexia Meatball
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 297d
Disorder Apple Slice, nice
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Eczema Pizza
And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 297d
Hyper momo
418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 297d
[Decision] Paralysis Parfait
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Anxiety salad
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Rejection Sensitive Biscotti
normalexit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Sleepy tuna
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Isolationist Clemantine
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 297d
Anxiety Belvita
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Oh that'll make for an interesting street name in Lexington
skye@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Switching Carbonara
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 296d
ADHD crisps
Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Anxious McMuffin
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 2 pts · 297d
Impatient Chili
ptolemai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Deluded Shrimp Dumpling
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Ticcy Famichiki
Wow lol
mrbeano@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 297d
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
Schizophrenic-orange chicken.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 297d
Tarkcanis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
Anhedonia Pot Pie. 🤣
mrmule@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 296d
Forgetful Sushi
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 297d
Hyper focus Musli
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 297d
Hyperfocus Twix!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 296d