My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 320d

Pizzaius

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 320d (2 replies)

dickus

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Bickus or Regularus?

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

bbcius

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d

Pad Thaius

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d

Fudgsicleius

ghostlychonk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d (1 reply)

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

My Reuben brother 🤝😤

subterfuge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 320d

Cerealius

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 319d

Candy Cornius.

Sounds like my stripper name tbh.

ap1werks@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 320d (2 replies)

Saladus is a solid name.

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

i hope it's a caesar salad

Ozymandias1688@feddit.org · 1 pts · 320d

Cucumber Saladus here, pleased to meet a relative.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 320d

Shakshukaius

Idk that’s kinda cool actually

Hatshepsut@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

Calzonius

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 319d

Taco Bellius

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

Baconius

Crostro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d

Your momius

johsny@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Braaibroodjius.

Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social · 3 pts · 320d

Nou praat jy!!

Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 318d

Deleted by creatorius

RonniePickering@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d (2 replies)

I am McDoublious

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d

Sounds like a shitty euphemism for fat lol

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 319d

Amo id!

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Tacosius.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

The bestius

markz@suppo.fi · 4 pts · 320d (1 reply)

The first thing I do after finishing a bowl of ice cream was to open lemmy and see this meme. Not great, but could be worse.

ratel@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 320d

Relax Icecreamius, at least you aren't Sorbetius.

CodandChips@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 320d

Kebabius

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 320d

Hotdogius.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 4 pts · 320d

Turkeysubius

DrSoap@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d (2 replies)

Garbage platius

cfi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I feel like this is partially doxxing yourself as being from Rochester

DrSoap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

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ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 320d

Enchiladius

toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 320d

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Valmond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Nutius. Very nutius.

noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 319d

GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 320d

Leekcakeius

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 319d

This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.

Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..

Like Copernicus.

No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.

YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 320d

Eggplantius

azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Zapiekanksius, wth

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 319d

Oh you're winning this.

PeacefulForest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d

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laszlopanaflex@piefed.world · 3 pts · 320d

Biscoffius

Zdvarko@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 319d

Jizzius

Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 319d

Deviledius eggius

CPMSP@midwest.social · 3 pts · 319d

Trailius Mixius

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 320d

Flammekuecheius

einlander@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Bootius Maximus

Brekky@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Disco friesius

Surp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Chinese foodius

lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Oatmealius

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 320d

Icecreamius

rothaine@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 319d

Churroius

BurntWits@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d

Gnocchius

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 319d

Ants-on-a-loggius

Brosplosion@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 319d

Yorkius Peppermintius Pattius

aggelalex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Chickenius

Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 320d

Breakfast Burritoius

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 320d

Appleius (+ donut and orange, but the apple was the final thing) from last night... as a pseudo dinner

If I actually would eat today it would've been Empanadius, but I'm still in bed...

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 319d

Burgerandchipsius

Skanky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Baconius

Then had to change my name to Tumsius

AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Gummy Bearius

nett_hier@feddit.org · 2 pts · 319d

Pizzaius

Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Gyozaius.

I like it!

lengau@midwest.social · 2 pts · 318d

Skyrius

Actually that sounds pretty badass.

dr_robotBones@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 320d

Chipsius

ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social · 2 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Birria Ramenius is an oddly convincing latin name

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 320d

I totally read this as it scrolled and thought you wrote "Brianna Ramosius"

slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 320d

falaffeldürümius

Ibisalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

raclettius, nice.

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 320d

Cepelius

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Tortillius

Darako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Doritius

LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 320d

Doritius

Jeredin@discuss.online · 2 pts · 320d

Burritoius

DrFistington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Brisketius

Maerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Samgyeopsalius.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 2 pts · 319d

Mozzarellius

thekidxp@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d

Gözlemeius

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 320d

Lasagnius

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 320d

Chocolatius maximus

Jinni@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 319d

Pizzaius

Zathras@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 320d

Knishius

dorumon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Fudgeious

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Cinnamon Toastius

miraclerandy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Chicken lentil stewius

ramsay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Beef-cheek Raguius

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Cheese Toastius

Skyrmir@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

All hail Goldfishius!

0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 320d

Eggsius

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d (1 reply)

Chiliius

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 319d

Salve, amice!

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d (1 reply)

Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 319d

We might be related I'm Fried Eggius

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d (2 replies)

[ removed ]

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d (1 reply)

I think you mean "deleted by creatorius"

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 320d

My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 2 pts · 319d

Cakeius

realitista@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 320d

Fishius

Mardukas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 320d

Sauceius

Lord743@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 319d

Beanius

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

Patatius! Aka Batiatus.

TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

Sconius. Ain’t bad

shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

Macncheesius

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 319d

Nuggetius Maximus

Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 320d

Nuttius Raisinius, but hey, at least they appreciated the petit format back then!

x666m@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 319d

Pizzius. I like it.

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 320d

Lambbeefgrainbowlius

python@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 320d

Baguetteus sounds more greek tho :(

freebee@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

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disgrunty@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 319d

Cornflakesandmilkius

NGC2346@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

[ removed ]

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 319d

peppericus

ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 318d

Choripanizius

Solrac@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 318d

Pizzadius

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

Breadius

Linnce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

Chicabonius

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 319d

Pastrius.

Goun@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 319d

Tofuius

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

Sushius

bund@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

ramenpluschickenius

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 319d

Ok next do one where you whimsically trick us into revealing our social security number & mother's maiden name & our first pet's name & our elementary school & first make/model of car we owned & father's middle name.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 320d

RiceAndPorkius

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 319d

Hello, I'm Tamarindious of the north of Seattle region. Seattle being the general location of Washington state lol.

Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social · 1 pts · 314d

Paneerius.

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 319d

Kinchius

Qtech@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 319d

Cheese Curdius

regedit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 319d

Apple Jacksius!