I always appreciate the girls who go to conventions cosplaying as PS1 era Lara. It's not a difficult costume to source, you need a pale blue tank top, brown shorts, brown boots, fingerless gloves, a little backpack, the pistol belt with the huge square buckle, and half a shoebox.
Yeah she’s thicc, but she shows it off with how powerful her legs are, so it actually fits her in more than just a sexual manner. The fact she could crush a watermelon with her thighs is just a perk.
This screenshot just clawed a memory from the depths of my brain. I don’t even remember playing this game as a kid, but I vividly remember this character and art style.
It was made by Don Bluth. You might have seen his other game Space Ace, and you've definitely seen some of his movies, like An American Tale (Fievel), All Dogs Go To Heaven, Secret of NIMH, or Rock-a-doodle.
I actually have it on gog, but I've had a few issues running it on Linux. I haven't tried it a while, and I didn't troubleshoot much at all. I should give it another try.
I used Steam's Proton to run it and it's great. You can even add the installer as a non-steam game to set it up, then add the game executable into Steam that same way once it's installed.
For me, maybe Razor from Maniac Mansion, even though I never made it more than ~30 mins into that game. My kid brain didn't understand the funny tingly feeling but years later I realized, "oh duh, hot punk babe".
In terms of characters with actual detailed personality, the first big one was probably Rinoa from FF VIII. I was the same age as her when I played it.
There was actually a method discovered relatively recently, which allows you to skip her death sequence entirely. Or rather, you force the death sequence to happen out of order, so she isn’t actually removed from your party when she should be. It’s obviously not intended, but it is possible to keep her alive. She doesn’t have any dialogue or cutscenes for the rest of the game, but it’s interesting that it’s possible.
I'm a little embarased to say--I mean I was a preteen boy at the time--but I spent way too many hours fantasizing and lusting over the picture of the Rogue class in the Diablo 1 manual.
Those pixelated succubus titties in the Hell stages were really something too. Kids today just don't know how desperate we were for even a hint of nudity.
See also, the other love of my young life, Samus Aran.
I recently did a single player story playthrough of the four numbered Diablo games, and I noticed that the succubi alternate between naked and clothed in each game.
Naked
Clothed
Naked
Clothed
So my prediction is that they will be naked again in D5, whenever that comes out.
Nah. I was squarely in that audience but my heart went more toward princess Marle and weirdly attractive blonde cavewoman Ayla. Luca was a cool pal though. And you can't deny those crits.
Golden Axe was how I learned at the age of six that I was attracted to women. Used to squint at the CRT a lot to get a better view of that low res ass in that red and silver thong.
Viconia (and to a lesser extent Jaheira) is the reason I always go for the snarky, jaded and cynical character whenever it's an option. She's the "I can fix her" meme except you actually can and it's amazing.
Yeah I was pretty upset about Larian for that one. One of the best and most nuanced characters in BG2 reduced to a brainless cartoon caricature. Same goes for
::: spoiler spoiler
Sarevok, whose entire Throne of Bhaal arc is ignored along with his character. Honestly I hated the whole murder tribunal.
:::
::: spoiler spoiler
I'm still mad she freaking dies in the epilogue of BG2 if you romanced and redeemed her. Who thought that was a good idea for the ending to a hundred-hour character redemption arc? And how the hell does an epic-level cleric die to poison?
:::
I scrolled pretty far and didn't see a single mention of Marle from Chrono Trigger (or I'm blind). Needles to say, she was mine. I've always had a thing for redheads 😊
It's close, but the hue is just red enough for my book. I won't argue with anyone calling it blonde though. The official box art (both JP and NTSC) shows her slightly more orange than the sprite too.
When I was playing chrono trigger the first time, I associated all the characters with friends. About 15 years later I married the woman I associated with Marle/Nadia, so I think my subconscious was telling me something.
Cosmic Fantasy 2 is the only game in the Cosmic Fantasy series that ever saw a North America release. It was released on the Turbografx 16 CD, which is the game system my mom bought me when she bought my older brother and younger sister of Super NES and a Sega Genesis.
She figured buying each of us a different game system would mean that we would share and collaborate, but nobody wanted to play my role-playing game, and they didn't want to let me play Sonic or Mario, so I sat down and played Cosmic Fantasy II from beginning to end.
It was the first role-playing game I ever beat, it was the first role-playing game I had ever seen with full-motion video, it was a really good story, and yeah, the introduction of Babette was a full-motion anime video of her taking a shower in a space ship, which was fantastic to preteen me.
Ifrit - You have at least two Bad Dragons on display in your living room
Shiva - You want to be stepped on
Seymour - You made your therapist cry, and took it as a win
Dona - You’re constantly chasing women who want nothing to do with you
Barthello - You want a dude who can bench press you
Isaaru - Quiet bookish guys
Cid - You like watching your partner work on their car a little too much
Funnily enough (though this may be what you're referring to) in FFXIV instead of shattering the ice by snapping her fingers, she steps on the head of one of the frozen players.
I remember when I played ff10 thinking "Rikku is kind of hot", and then reading she's 15 in the fiction. 17 in the sequel where she's even more naked. Nope. Why? Unnecessary. Just make her an adult!
At least ff7 Tifa is 20, which is still a little young. I didn't have a big crush on her, but I did think her suplexing building sized monsters was hot.
So many girls and women, from thousands of games, both famous both niche, I'll list some, otherwise I would never end, I like them more as full-fledged characters due to their background and attitudes.
Sengoku 3 (2001) - Okuni
Fallout - Tandi (Young), Cass (FNV),
FF8 - Edea Kramer\Ultimecia
FF7 - Scarlet
Silent Hill 2 OG - Angela
YuGiOh Card Games - Many female cards, Amazoness Archetype and Harpie Archetype especially
Breath of Fire Series: Deis
Ace Attorney Series: Kay Faraday, April May
Alpha Protocol: Sie
7th Dragon Series - Female Trickster
Wild Arms Series - Edna Warren
Dragon Quest Series - Maya and Menia
Guilty Gear - Dizzy, Jam,
FF9 - Lanì, Marilith
Megaman Battle Network - Lilly, Mrs. Mari,
Policenauts - Meryl (way better than her MGS incarnation)
Street Fighter Series - Mika, Elena, Ibuki
Fire Emblem Series - Echidna, Amalda, Titania, Lute, Nuibaba (Gaiden Remake), Ninian,
FF4 - Valvalis\Lamia\Arachne (introduction to Monster Girls)
FF10-2 - Berserker Yuna
Megaten Series - The female goddesses and daemons
Magical Drop Series - Empress, World
KOF Series - Shermie, Vice, Li Xiangfei,
Fighting Layer - Lan Yinghua
Fighter Destiny 2 - Adriana and Mei Ling
Shadow Hearts - Koudelka, Shania (especially her "Tatanka" spirit form)
Splinter Cell (OG Xbox) - Enrica Villablanca
Onimusha 2 - Takajo
Tenchu Shadow Assassin - Tagami
Metal Gear Series - Naomi Hunter, Venus, Teliko, The Boss
Dude, what an incredibly awesome interview. Thanks for that. I knew the guy retired to a vineyard so I figured that's what you were talking about, but I wasn't expecting this.
The girl with the guitar from FLCL. I stayed up late to catch those episodes on adult swim back in the aughts.. Haruharu Haruko or something I think? Take me now. Though Rikku as above and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts came later on up there
I think for me, the only female I remember in a video game was the princess in the arcade version (because consoles didn’t exist yet) of Donkey Kong. And she seemed kinda cute, for a blob of coloured pixels.
Much later, I do remember being quite entranced by Lara Croft’s walk in Tomb Raider… I think that was the first time I thought a computer generated female looked attractive. Honestly, the image quality was still horrible but they nailed that walk.
I'm still kind of sad that we didn't get a heavy metal 2020. We got one in 1980, we got one in 2000. They should have released one in 2020. As a backup, they should have released one this year. As a backup, they should release one sometime. Come on, heavy metal people. Release another fucking movie.
I guess there were plans for one that turned into the Netflix show Love, Death, and Robots. Which I mean, has some great episodes, but it's no Heavy Metal. Not nearly enough titties and zero Loc-nar.
Dustin Broke from The Sims 2. He tried to help his family while her stay-at-home mum is pregnant and her husband drown from a pool. I was rooting for him, even if he was a getaway driver.
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MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 300d
Nuff said
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 300d
Those are some perky triangles
wabafee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 300d
Those triangles probably save quite a few fps.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 299d
I always appreciate the girls who go to conventions cosplaying as PS1 era Lara. It's not a difficult costume to source, you need a pale blue tank top, brown shorts, brown boots, fingerless gloves, a little backpack, the pistol belt with the huge square buckle, and half a shoebox.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 300d
Those perky polygons gonna prep you pecker
brax@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 300d
She wears it way better than Tesla.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 300d
The silhouette was quite a bit for a 14 year old.
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 15 pts · 300d
Woah. The art is gorgeous. What's the game?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 300d
Defender of the Crown (1986)
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
This was my favourite game as a kid.
I was full on obsessed (with the gameplay!)
I re-visit it once in a while and always have a good time.
dmention7@midwest.social · 68 pts · 300d
Im dating myself, but Jill of the Jungle. All 12 pixels of her!
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 300d
I remember being titilated by that pixelated babe as a young-un!
PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml · 65 pts · 300d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 300d
You cropped out her best feature!
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 300d
Yeah she’s thicc, but she shows it off with how powerful her legs are, so it actually fits her in more than just a sexual manner. The fact she could crush a watermelon with her thighs is just a perk.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d
I would pay $5 to see Chun Li in Mortal Kombat with a fatality using her thighs.
Krompus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 299d
Capcom says $70.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 299d
They'd probably get it.
MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
Chun-Li definitely would.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 299d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Let's be real you'd pay to be fatalities that way
PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 300d
Krompus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
🎹
Procleus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
Surprised there isn’t more Chun Li here
GaryGhost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
I scrolled knowing chun li would pop up somewhere.
Redkey@programming.dev · 4 pts · 300d
Yeah, but Third Strike has the best version of her character design IMO.
remon@ani.social · 53 pts · 300d
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 6 pts · 300d
Laggindragon@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 300d
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 300d
Valmond@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d
There was a PS1 Fighting game where you, in the menu, could turn "boob movement" on and off to a very little change ingame.
Which one is this?
duffer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d
Dead or Alive
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 43 pts · 300d
Don’t quite remember if it was high school or college for me….
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d
Honestly, neither does Quistis
AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 300d
i will forever be a trepie <3
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 300d
Princess Daphne from Dragon's Lair. I'm so very old.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d
Damn she can get it tho
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 299d
This screenshot just clawed a memory from the depths of my brain. I don’t even remember playing this game as a kid, but I vividly remember this character and art style.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 299d
It was made by Don Bluth. You might have seen his other game Space Ace, and you've definitely seen some of his movies, like An American Tale (Fievel), All Dogs Go To Heaven, Secret of NIMH, or Rock-a-doodle.
tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 300d
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 300d
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards.
It's someone named "Eve"
You're welcome 😁
http://larrylaffer.net/ladies/lsl1ega/eve-ega
tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
Thanks! A decades old mistery is finally solved 😄
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
"Ken sent me"
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 35 pts · 300d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 30 pts · 300d
Leave him alone, he's in the middle of some calibrations
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 299d
brillotti@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 300d
It was Led from Septerra Core.
jodanlime@midwest.social · 15 pts · 300d
Holy crap I thought I was the only one that played that game.
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 300d
It's on Steam if you want to relive the experience.
Last time it was mentioned here on Lemmy I was surprised how many other people also thought they were the only one who played it.
jodanlime@midwest.social · 10 pts · 300d
I actually have it on gog, but I've had a few issues running it on Linux. I haven't tried it a while, and I didn't troubleshoot much at all. I should give it another try.
brillotti@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
I used Steam's Proton to run it and it's great. You can even add the installer as a non-steam game to set it up, then add the game executable into Steam that same way once it's installed.
absentbird@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
That game is a hidden gem. So many dope story beats.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 300d
Battletoads The Dark Queen
Would 1,000 percent accept being stepped on
Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 32 pts · 300d
For me, maybe Razor from Maniac Mansion, even though I never made it more than ~30 mins into that game. My kid brain didn't understand the funny tingly feeling but years later I realized, "oh duh, hot punk babe".
There was also Princess What's-Her-Name, though she wasn't much of a character.
In terms of characters with actual detailed personality, the first big one was probably Rinoa from FF VIII. I was the same age as her when I played it.
nixon@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 300d
My hunch is you have a thing for redheads.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 10 pts · 300d
And latex/spandex. Now that you mention it, this might've been the start of both lol
nixon@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 299d
Congrats, you may have learned something new about yourself today! That doesn’t happen every day.
Jean Grey was a big influence on me as a kid; redheads in spandex… I get it.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 300d
rinoa was my absolute favourite ff character ever and the first ff character i ever cosplayed <3
Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 1 pts · 299d
I thought I saw elsewhere in the thread that you're also on Team Quistis. She's great too 😄
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 299d
oh i am a trepie but rinoa is one of my favourite ff characters ever (rinoa, yunie, aerith, lightning, and clive) :)
PetteriPano@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 300d
I've got to go with Sophia Hapgood.
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
That's probably about right, game came out in 92
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 31 pts · 300d
I was convinced, until the end of the game, there had to be some way to bring her back.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 299d
There was actually a method discovered relatively recently, which allows you to skip her death sequence entirely. Or rather, you force the death sequence to happen out of order, so she isn’t actually removed from your party when she should be. It’s obviously not intended, but it is possible to keep her alive. She doesn’t have any dialogue or cutscenes for the rest of the game, but it’s interesting that it’s possible.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 7 pts · 299d
There was. >!GameShark!<
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 300d
I'm a little embarased to say--I mean I was a preteen boy at the time--but I spent way too many hours fantasizing and lusting over the picture of the Rogue class in the Diablo 1 manual.
Those pixelated succubus titties in the Hell stages were really something too. Kids today just don't know how desperate we were for even a hint of nudity.
See also, the other love of my young life, Samus Aran.
ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 300d
I recently did a single player story playthrough of the four numbered Diablo games, and I noticed that the succubi alternate between naked and clothed in each game.
So my prediction is that they will be naked again in D5, whenever that comes out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 299d
JUSTIN BAILEY
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z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 300d
Lucca, from the 1995 SNES JRPG, Chrono Trigger.
Procleus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 300d
Same. Lucca was every nerdy boy’s dream in the 90s.
Deconceptualist@leminal.space · 12 pts · 300d
Nah. I was squarely in that audience but my heart went more toward princess Marle and weirdly attractive blonde cavewoman Ayla. Luca was a cool pal though. And you can't deny those crits.
Krompus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
Love a lady with nice crits.
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 299d
Was she drawn by Akira Toryiama ?
T4V0@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Yes, the game's art was done by Akira Toriyama.
Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 298d
It was the boots that sold it for me
T4V0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 298d
Yes, his style was very unique, though almost all the women he drew have the same face lol.
d00ery@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 300d
Psythik@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d
Golden Axe was how I learned at the age of six that I was attracted to women. Used to squint at the CRT a lot to get a better view of that low res ass in that red and silver thong.
Meissnerscorpsucle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 299d
yeh, I'd hit that
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 300d
Rikku taking off her outer bodysuit was probably a sexual awakening for a lot of young teenagers.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 299d
My partner always credits this scene for making her realize she is bisexual.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
I had a save before the fmv and cried when I forgot and saved over it
mikedd@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 300d
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 300d
She was my second crush! I recently discovered that there are Bloodrayne Movies; i did not check imdb yet how trash they are lol
mikedd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 299d
great, sometimes a bad movie is exactly what you need lol
heckypecky@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 299d
Well.
There are good movies. There are bad movies. Further down are movies that are so bad that they're good. And then ... There's Uwe Boll.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 299d
Ah i didn't know that Boll is responsible for those movies lol - his movies are trash, but sometimes fun to watch while sneering about the film.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 21 pts · 300d
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d
Viconia (and to a lesser extent Jaheira) is the reason I always go for the snarky, jaded and cynical character whenever it's an option. She's the "I can fix her" meme except you actually can and it's amazing.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 300d
Innate spell resistance is hot.
Still mad about ::: spoiler spoiler Her appearance in bg3. I fixed her! She wasn't evil anymore in my game! :::
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 300d
Yeah I was pretty upset about Larian for that one. One of the best and most nuanced characters in BG2 reduced to a brainless cartoon caricature. Same goes for
::: spoiler spoiler Sarevok, whose entire Throne of Bhaal arc is ignored along with his character. Honestly I hated the whole murder tribunal. :::
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
::: spoiler spoiler I'm still mad she freaking dies in the epilogue of BG2 if you romanced and redeemed her. Who thought that was a good idea for the ending to a hundred-hour character redemption arc? And how the hell does an epic-level cleric die to poison? :::
xcutie@linux.community · 3 pts · 299d
Viconia! Definitely my archetype. Strong and evil, but somehow vulnerable as well.
Krompus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 299d
^ < > ^ < > 🍼
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 19 pts · 300d
Yes please suck the life out of me.
Krompus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d
Found the bottom.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 300d
you are way too high level
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 299d
Denjin@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 300d
Let's just say, I wanted to get "eaten" by a grue
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 300d
Frightened and aroused by the dark?
Krompus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
💀
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 299d
You would need a machete to go further "west".
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 300d
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d
Hell yeah!
TBH, Guybrush was kinda cute too, if you like complete fucking dorks.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 300d
Like, I kinda get it based on her in game model, but not from that rendition.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d
Shana, the legend of dragoon.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 6 pts · 299d
Really? Rose was definitely mine. Mysterious elf girl come to save the day.
Though maybe I was just into older women. She was >!11,000!< years old ...lol
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Agreed I love Rose too.
Kufflebuns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
My brother in Christ, that was a box in my memories I didn't realize I needed to open
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you.
Kufflebuns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
VOLCANO
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
Burning rush!
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 300d
Posts you can pinpoint the average Lemmy users age with
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 299d
Mine was Rydia (adult!) from FFIV, which came out when I was 15, so...checks out.
WagnasT@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 300d
Chun-li
Krompus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
🦵🦵
Lootboblin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 299d
d00ery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 298d
More games for the backlog ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira:_Mistress_of_the_Dark_(video_game)
Freakazoid@lemmings.world · 16 pts · 300d
Street Racing Syndicate
ctenidium@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d
Jun'ko Zane
mikedd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
ctenidium@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
<3 Have you heard that GOG is planing a remaster of that game? I don't have any clue when it will be available though.
mikedd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
ctenidium@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
https://www.gog.com/dreamlist/game/freelancer
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
I scrolled pretty far and didn't see a single mention of Marle from Chrono Trigger (or I'm blind). Needles to say, she was mine. I've always had a thing for redheads 😊
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 299d
I always thought she was blonde.
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
It's close, but the hue is just red enough for my book. I won't argue with anyone calling it blonde though. The official box art (both JP and NTSC) shows her slightly more orange than the sprite too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
When I was playing chrono trigger the first time, I associated all the characters with friends. About 15 years later I married the woman I associated with Marle/Nadia, so I think my subconscious was telling me something.
Mist101@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
::: NSFW Tap for pic
:::
Sorry! Tried to mark it NSFW, but the format wouldn't take.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 300d
Holy shit! My boss just walked up to me and saw my screen.
He then started furiously masturbating.
Are you my boss?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 299d
The word "spoiler" after the first ":::" is mandatory.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
Babette from Cosmic Fantasy 2.
Cosmic Fantasy 2 is the only game in the Cosmic Fantasy series that ever saw a North America release. It was released on the Turbografx 16 CD, which is the game system my mom bought me when she bought my older brother and younger sister of Super NES and a Sega Genesis.
She figured buying each of us a different game system would mean that we would share and collaborate, but nobody wanted to play my role-playing game, and they didn't want to let me play Sonic or Mario, so I sat down and played Cosmic Fantasy II from beginning to end.
It was the first role-playing game I ever beat, it was the first role-playing game I had ever seen with full-motion video, it was a really good story, and yeah, the introduction of Babette was a full-motion anime video of her taking a shower in a space ship, which was fantastic to preteen me.
Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 299d
HubertManne@piefed.social · 14 pts · 300d
wow. I would likely have listed her at the bottom of the playable characters. I mean I definitely have lulu at the top followed by yuna.
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 300d
FF10 is like a personality test for sexuality:
Lulu - goth dommy mommy
Yuna - good conservative religious girls
Rikku - young and playful girls
Tidus - fuckboys
Wakka - athletic twinks
Auron - yes daddy
Kimahri - 😻
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 10 pts · 300d
And the answer to that test is "all of the above"
HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 300d
ah. a true connoisseur I see.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 300d
seymour - yes i have daddy issues sue me
seymour flux - i can fix him
HubertManne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 300d
maybe but I can explain why lulu is top in one word. cleavage!
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d
Ifrit - You have at least two Bad Dragons on display in your living room
Shiva - You want to be stepped on
Seymour - You made your therapist cry, and took it as a win
Dona - You’re constantly chasing women who want nothing to do with you
Barthello - You want a dude who can bench press you
Isaaru - Quiet bookish guys
Cid - You like watching your partner work on their car a little too much
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 298d
Funnily enough (though this may be what you're referring to) in FFXIV instead of shattering the ice by snapping her fingers, she steps on the head of one of the frozen players.
NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com · 13 pts · 300d
I don’t know about first, but she was one of the first I can remember
IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 299d
She was your first? God damn I’m getting old…
But also yeah, valid. The devs knew exactly what they were doing when they gave the main companion a traumatic past and daddy issues.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d
Don't forget the boob window.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d
First was probably Marie:
Prizefighter@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 299d
Chun Li from Street Fighter 2
Then turned into Millena and Kitana in a lesbian video.
Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 299d
Kairi from Kingdom Hearts! She had a massive glow up between KH1 and KH2.
TipRing@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d
Zangief, there's just something about a guy with full bush on his shins.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 299d
Wreck-It Ralph did him dirty. He's not a bad guy!
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network · 12 pts · 300d
I remember when I played ff10 thinking "Rikku is kind of hot", and then reading she's 15 in the fiction. 17 in the sequel where she's even more naked. Nope. Why? Unnecessary. Just make her an adult!
At least ff7 Tifa is 20, which is still a little young. I didn't have a big crush on her, but I did think her suplexing building sized monsters was hot.
kugmo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 300d
She's also not real
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
I guess when you’re a kid yourself you don’t realise it’s a lot more creepy when the writers, animators etc. are 20s, 30s, 40s…
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 300d
Nima@leminal.space · 11 pts · 300d
(Alistair from Dragon Age Origins)
Yots92@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 299d
So many girls and women, from thousands of games, both famous both niche, I'll list some, otherwise I would never end, I like them more as full-fledged characters due to their background and attitudes.
Sengoku 3 (2001) - Okuni
Fallout - Tandi (Young), Cass (FNV),
FF8 - Edea Kramer\Ultimecia
FF7 - Scarlet
Silent Hill 2 OG - Angela
YuGiOh Card Games - Many female cards, Amazoness Archetype and Harpie Archetype especially
Breath of Fire Series: Deis
Ace Attorney Series: Kay Faraday, April May
Alpha Protocol: Sie
7th Dragon Series - Female Trickster
Wild Arms Series - Edna Warren
Dragon Quest Series - Maya and Menia
Guilty Gear - Dizzy, Jam,
FF9 - Lanì, Marilith
Megaman Battle Network - Lilly, Mrs. Mari,
Policenauts - Meryl (way better than her MGS incarnation)
Street Fighter Series - Mika, Elena, Ibuki
Fire Emblem Series - Echidna, Amalda, Titania, Lute, Nuibaba (Gaiden Remake), Ninian,
FF4 - Valvalis\Lamia\Arachne (introduction to Monster Girls)
FF10-2 - Berserker Yuna
Megaten Series - The female goddesses and daemons
Magical Drop Series - Empress, World
KOF Series - Shermie, Vice, Li Xiangfei,
Fighting Layer - Lan Yinghua
Fighter Destiny 2 - Adriana and Mei Ling
Shadow Hearts - Koudelka, Shania (especially her "Tatanka" spirit form)
Splinter Cell (OG Xbox) - Enrica Villablanca
Onimusha 2 - Takajo
Tenchu Shadow Assassin - Tagami
Metal Gear Series - Naomi Hunter, Venus, Teliko, The Boss
Chrono Trigger - Queen Zeal
Chrono Cross - Riddel, Steena, Leena, Janice,
SFEX - Sharon, Pullun,
arararagi@ani.social · 8 pts · 299d
Good list but OP asked for the first lol.
arararagi@ani.social · 2 pts · 299d
Good list but OP asked for the first lol.
Menschlicher_Fehler@feddit.org · 10 pts · 300d
snooggums@piefed.world · 14 pts · 300d
Mark that shit NSFW!
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 299d
Mia from Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 299d
We need a remaster of that absolute classic.
hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 299d
_lilith@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
same, always thought the animation kinda looked like Renee Zellweger too
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 9 pts · 299d
Ms. Pac-Man. Those curves…
chunes@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 299d
Jan Ors
"What would you do without me, Kyle?"
"I'd be a content old man!"
"Somehow I don't see content or an old man."
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 3 pts · 299d
I feel like this picture has 4 to 8 times the number of pixels I remember from the fmvs.
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
But he is a content old man these days.
Does that mean the Dark Side path is canon?
chunes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Dude, what an incredibly awesome interview. Thanks for that. I knew the guy retired to a vineyard so I figured that's what you were talking about, but I wasn't expecting this.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 299d
lara croft. i used to play that game by just jumping around the tutorial mansion level 🤣
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 9 pts · 299d
Let's see who is as old as I am.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler "Flint" from Wing Commander 3, played by Jennifer MacDonald. :::
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 299d
Yeah just don't bring her along on the final mission.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 298d
Wow, that was my first crush, too. Damn, Wing Commander was a really great game.
YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 299d
Those are the two little me was staring at quite often. Not quite a crush more of an attraction
Flickerby@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 300d
The girl with the guitar from FLCL. I stayed up late to catch those episodes on adult swim back in the aughts.. Haruharu Haruko or something I think? Take me now. Though Rikku as above and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts came later on up there
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d
Rydia (as an adult!)
arararagi@ani.social · 8 pts · 299d
Iris from Megaman X4, I legit got sad when Zero had to fight her, then that awful eng dub came on and I started laughing.
anomoly_@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 300d
Zoe Payne in SSX Tricky
Maverick604@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 299d
I think for me, the only female I remember in a video game was the princess in the arcade version (because consoles didn’t exist yet) of Donkey Kong. And she seemed kinda cute, for a blob of coloured pixels.
Much later, I do remember being quite entranced by Lara Croft’s walk in Tomb Raider… I think that was the first time I thought a computer generated female looked attractive. Honestly, the image quality was still horrible but they nailed that walk.
Maverick604@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 299d
lol, found a short of all the Lara Croft walks… I was referencing the first one, obviously.
Lara Croft walking
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 299d
Pauline isn't a princess, just a damsel in distress. Mario would get into the princess rescuing gig 4 years later.
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 300d
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
I'm still kind of sad that we didn't get a heavy metal 2020. We got one in 1980, we got one in 2000. They should have released one in 2020. As a backup, they should have released one this year. As a backup, they should release one sometime. Come on, heavy metal people. Release another fucking movie.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
I guess there were plans for one that turned into the Netflix show Love, Death, and Robots. Which I mean, has some great episodes, but it's no Heavy Metal. Not nearly enough titties and zero Loc-nar.
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 300d
that craft woman. you know, from the grave robber series
Krompus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
🔺🔺
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
Incoming hipster take
Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 298d
Isn't he a proper kid in his human form?
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d
Yes, but in my defense, at the time I too was a kid.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 299d
358/2 Days plot tore 11-year-old me apart lol.
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 300d
They didn't have enough pixels when I was kid.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 299d
Not the question :p
andxz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
Kasumi from DoA, no doubt.
eksb@programming.dev · 5 pts · 300d
Ms. PacMan
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 299d
Anyone else remember how sexy Joanna Dark was in that two page advertisement?
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 300d
Tails, when I was maybe six? I had very confusing feelings about him.
Shameen from Quest for Glory.
Brandywine from Kyrandia.
Renamon.
I didn’t learn what a “furry” was until I was a young in the early 00s, many many years later.
simsalabim@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 300d
It appears to be a widely circulated fan art, appearing on her page of the Fandom Wiki (though Tetsuya Nomura may be an official artist for FFX).
Point is that its accredited to an artist, so it would seem the missing teeth was intentional?
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 299d
For me, it's the teeth, the hair spikes seem to be jutting in too many directions, and the basic layout and width of her face/head seem off.
LazyPotato@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 298d
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
Probably Lara Croft. Highly pixelated poontang never looked so good
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 298d
CptOblivius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
Firiona Vie, is one that jumps out. Maybe not the first, but the one I can remember.
Donebrach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
Did she always have spiral pupils and a weird scar on her cheek?
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
Yes. The pupils were generally only visible in the pre-rendered videos.
afansfw@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 300d
Coco Bandicoot surely
arachnibot@nodebb.arachnibot.com · 3 pts · 300d
eru777@lemmy.world zelda from skyward sword probably! Bubbly personality and cute is all i needed to crush on a character back then...
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 300d
ugh... 'back then' for a wii game hurts
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 300d
Amicus.
I never really crushed on VG characters before or since. And it's not even really a video game (it's a VN). 🤷♂️
Nima@leminal.space · 1 pts · 300d
what is he from?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 300d
Adastra.
Nima@leminal.space · 1 pts · 299d
I gotta be honest, I didn't expect it to be a porn game lol. but thank you for the link 💕
HaunchesTV@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 300d
Yuna has always and will always be my waifu4laifu
missingno@fedia.io · 3 pts · 300d
Aika from Skies of Arcadia
trslim@pawb.social · 3 pts · 299d
Leon Kennedy (RE4), Raiden (MGS2) and Lulu (FFX)
I wish leon would suplex me.
Antium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 298d
First would have been Roll Caskett from MegaMan 64/Legends
fujiwara@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 300d
Yukari Takeba from Persona 3
SuperDuperKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 300d
Dustin Broke from The Sims 2. He tried to help his family while her stay-at-home mum is pregnant and her husband drown from a pool. I was rooting for him, even if he was a getaway driver.
bluemoon@piefed.social · 2 pts · 300d
Almira, over zenith|sword of etheria
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -13 pts · 300d
no one because its a video game
munsking@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 300d
lol, look at this loser
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · -8 pts · 300d
ok