ænyøne with me?

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db2@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 23d (18 replies)

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic møøse

dangercake@feddit.uk · 54 pts · 23d (4 replies)

A Møøse once bit my sister ..

OS2Warp@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 23d (3 replies)

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 23d (2 replies)

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti …

Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 23d

Akshually, ø and æ aren't part of the Swedish alphabet. They're Danish and Norwegian. In Swedish you have ä and ö; å is common to the three languages.

This change absolutely nothing, but now you're able to distinguish Swedish and Norwegian at a glance!

tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 23d (4 replies)

Wait, the "o" in "holiday", "lovely" sound different, so which is it?

GojuRyu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d

Neither actually. It sounds more like the e in permit or term, the u in uuh also gets close. They are not the most common sounds of the letter but I struggle to find analogous in English for the more common sound.

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Do they sound different in a Swedish accent?

tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 23d

No idea, but I'd expect the same letter to have the same pronunciation. On the flip side, you just proved that it's not always the case haha

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 22d

The ø sounds more like an ö from German. In fact, Swedish uses the ö instead if the ø.

The monty python slides are just a humørous stylization, nothing more

kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 23d

43 upvotes...

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 22d

Swedish doesn't have the ø or the æ, it uses ö and ä instead.

The only one it shares with the other skandinavisk languages is å.

That being said, nice reference.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Why did I read this in the Swedish Chef’s accent?

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Because you've never watched Monty Python I'd bet.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 22d (1 reply)

You could've watched Monty Python and still read it in the Swedish Chef's accent.

I always read it in a Canadian accent, because I didn't know what Swedish people sounded like when I watched it as a kid, so I just assumed they sound like Canadians. As is reasonable...

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

Did it have anything to do with this?

jdr@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 22d

F U N E X?

S, V F X.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 23d (8 replies)

We can't even get people to spell correctly with the letters we have.

Capitalization, and punctuation are being lost because it's slightly inconvenient on a phone keyboard to include them. Anything outside of lowercase a-z is too hard now. Good luck getting anyone to shift the keyboard to find other characters.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 23d (4 replies)

Fundamentally disagree. Look at how often people use emoji, AlTerNaTiNg CaSe, and other tricks to convey meaning online (and mainly from their phones). English is not losing complexity, it's not being dumbed down, or becoming simpler because people are typing on a touch screen. It's evolving in real time because the methods of communication are evolving. 300 years ago we capitalized nouns in English for emphasis on important nouns, some people capitalized all nouns like in German, we used punctuation quite differently. Before that, we used these big, chunky symbols to indent our lines and make them more readable (and then we got rid of the symbols, but kept the indents, and that's why we indent the first line of a paragraph). We used to use 3 little stars (an asterism) to break paragraphs apart. Emoji, alternating case, ellipses made of commas, weird punctuation uses, capitalization forgone to convey a flat tone, periods missed at the end of a sentence to give it a friendlier tone, all of these things are living, real grammar rules. They're just not the same ones as in the text books. Much like how AAVE is not taught in schools as correct or proper English, but it has its own grammar rules that are consistent among its users, the way people type now is fairly consistent, and follows a series of rules that have been agreed upon in the same way that any language agrees upon its rules.

English got frozen in time because of the printing press, and we all just assumed it had been the way it was for so long that that's the way it was, English was set. But languages are constantly evolving, and there's really no such thing as a correct way to write a living language. There is only the way we currently write it, which is constantly changing. Normally that change is fairly slow, but we with virtually every other aspect of humanity, the computer, the Internet, the smartphone, and other rapid technological changes increases the speed at which we adopt new cultural norms exponentially.

It's also worth noting that we write more now that we ever have before. In the past, you may occasionally write letters, jot something down on a postcard or a birthday card, have a weekly shopping list, or a note from a phone call, but apart from secretaries taking short hand, stenographers, and other specialized careers involving writing specifically, the average person did not write anywhere near as much as the average millennial or Gen z, who may communicate exclusively through text, email, discord, whatever, with their friends on a daily basis. With more writing, it follows that the language will evolve faster. A short lived species will often demonstrate more mutation and variation than a longer lived species. There are just more generations to work with. Every email, every Facebook post, every text message is a potential for a random mutation in the language, and without the strict confines of previous generations telling us that something must be written in a certain way, because the primary purpose of writing in the past was much more professional and academic, much less casual, those mutations are given a chance to survive and to flourish.

Yeah, sometimes it is genuinely hard for me to read posts made by younger Gen z or Gen alpha, and it is especially hard to read posts that are trying to mimic the gen z/alpha posts but from older generations, but I am legitimately excited to see how English evolves without the confines or academic interference. I can almost imagine a high/low English split coming, and that's exciting.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 23d

I like your way better

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 3 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Oh wait, i thought elipses made of commas were a missclick lmao

Alaknar@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 23d

I'm almost certain that earlier versions of iOS exposed the comma on the main keyboard and hid the period under the symbols button, because double-tapping space added it.

Which meant that, depending on version, you'd sometimes need to tap 6 times to write "..." (to enter the symbols keyboard mode after every period, since it would go back to the primary set every time), and only 3 to write ",,,".

But I might be wrong.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 22d

Iirc, it began that way, but it's used now as like a softened ellipses.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 23d

I try, it's just sometimes I get excited

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

No? If anything, the frequent typing of text on phone keyboards in online interactions has created even more intricacies to language; as now we are used to not only using the proper methods of capitalisation and punctuation marks to convey meaning, but also to intentionally leaving them out or distorting them to convey more meaning or emotion. Phone keyboards can auto correct, auto capitalise and add punctuation to sentences for you. People go out of their way to disable those and intentionally type "incorrect" sentences because "On my way!" vs "on my way"/"omw" just don't feel the same.

Also, not bothering to type "proper" sentences while texting your friends on a phone keyboard doesnt mean you start to just forget that sentences begin with a capitalised letter and end with a dot lol. Furthermore English is just a stupid language with stupid spelling and pronunciation rules. The concept of the spelling bee was really shocking to me when I first heard about it as a non-native speaker becuase most other languages just... are easier with spelling.

edit: some people really are just basically illiterate though (see what I did there? no capitalisation.)

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

wi kan't ivən get piipəl tö spell kərrektlii wið þe lettərz wi hav.

kapitalayzeyšən, and pⱥnctueyšən ar biyiƞ lost bükoz i'c slaytli inkonvinyənt on ə fown kiiybord tu inklud ðəm. eniþüƞ awtsayd ov lowərkeys a-z iz tuu hard naw. göd lⱥk gettiƞ eniwⱥn tu šüft ðe kiiybord tö faynd ⱥðəə karakterz.

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 25 pts · 22d (8 replies)

As a Danish guy, please don't. I get confused enough when you mash æ, ø, or å into random words.

foliumcreations@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 22d (4 replies)

Kamelåså?

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Cygelkule!

foliumcreations@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Spisniegel!

CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d (1 reply)

TrϾkert?

nightlily@leminal.space · 5 pts · 22d

You just ordered 1000L of milk.

CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22d (1 reply)

As a Danish man you need to tell me how much truth there is to this. Please.

https://youtu.be/s-mOy8VUEBk?is=2BNSlwJmpFlHmqRm

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 22d

There's some truth to it but I can't say if it is unique to Denmark. There's some phrasings and words used in Jutland that's completely foreign for people in Zealand. We also have our fringe dialects that are closer to being an entirely different language.

But what is true is that Danish puts way less emphasis on consonants and endings of words are often "swallowed" so to say, so for Norwegians and Swedes it might seem that we have a speech impediment at best. A joke in Scandinavia is that the easiest way to learn Danish is to learn Swedish and put a potato in your mouth while you speak.

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 22d

Reading the header with Norwegian eyes was horrible, and it took way too long for me to actually see what they were trying to say

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 23d (24 replies)

I can þink of anoðer couple candidates.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 23d (18 replies)

There's also thiſ.

The 'long s'.

An f without the crossbar, ſ , sometimes more fully shaped at the bottom, like the integral symbol.

As best I can tell... linguists have not actually been able to figure out totally consistent rules for its usage, beyond 'it replaces s, sometimes'.

It seems to pretty much be purely stylistic flair, everyone who did use it seems to have slightly different rules for how and in what circumstances they did. It tends to follow certain broader rules, but counterexamples can be found for most of them.

... I wonder if we could merge old/middle english characters and l33t sp33k.

ð4t aſſ B b0unc1n, æ'r3 d4y, æ'r3 9t

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d (16 replies)

I learned about ſ from House of Leaves.

“ſtaires! We haue found ſtaires!”

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 23d (13 replies)

::: spoiler The Constitution of the USA

:::

The actual literal written document makes considerable use of ' ſ ', this is from a rare typed version that does as well.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (9 replies)

no way. i knew it used the long S in the handwritten one, but i never knew there were typed versions. this is a find

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 23d (8 replies)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-forgotten-copy-of-the-constitution-discovered-in-a-filing-cabinet-could-sell-for-millions-180985060/

Indeed it was, fetched a pretty penny via Sotheby's auction.

Hilariously... was discovered during an estate sale (garage sale for rich people) in North Carolina.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d (7 replies)

Estate sales aren't garage sales for rich people. They're garage sales for dead people. Hence the word estate. It's the estate of the deceased holding the sale, not the deceased. Legal bullshit mumbo gumbo, but there you have it

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 21d

True, my mistake, I accidentally made a false e-statement.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d (1 reply)

me on my way to eftablifh Juftice and fecure the Bleffings of Liberty to ourfelves

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d

Aw, you have the sniffles?

God bleff you.

lolololol

jdr@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 22d

Check those beautiful ligatures from long s to long s and from long s to t, and c to t.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

i need to finish that one

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d

It’s fun. I like ergodic literature.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 22d

Just wait until you hear about end-of-word sigma, ς.

Or the insular r, ꞃ.

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 23d

Ŧo Đ/đ, Ŧ/ŧ are also cool, more historically accurate(thorn and eth were never as clean cut as we like to ŧink) and fit the vibe of đe english alphabet better.

Edit: actually used đ and ŧ to show them in use.

Flames5123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 23d (2 replies)

I don’t like either of these because they aren’t unique enough to easily speed read. The þ is a p and b and confuses my brain and the ð is just a little too small for the cross at the top on many fonts. At least ø and æ are unique enough to my eyes.

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d

Yeah, good point.

RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 22d

I kan't imagine living with that mecc.

jnod4@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 23d

Such good letters. I could never digest the fact that th can sound so different (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 23d (10 replies)

Where's the Lemmy user who unironically uses the thorn in all of their posts? You should hook up with that person!

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 22d

I got annoyed at that, so I just set up a replace on every web page that I open to change the thorn to a th. Haven't even thought about it until seeing your post.

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 22d (3 replies)

I know who you're referring to, but I haven't seen them in a while.

The supposed justification was that it fucked up AI scraping, which I think was bullshit. Seemed like more of a hipster thing.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Saw them just the other day and asked them wtf was a worb.

Edit, here it is:

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 20d (1 reply)

It’s the sequel to Morbius - Worbius.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 20d

The anti-anti-hero.

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Þ is þe coolest

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 22d (1 reply)

For some reason I only read it as a lisp. Or a waaay over pronounced TH, like cartoonish, think daffy duck.

MattGade@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22d

Yæs plæse

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

Yogthos?

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

The þ þing? That's really cool to have around.

I for one would love to see English gain a bit of Frenchoise nose-up with ç.

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 23d (15 replies)

There are too many letters already, there’s nothing c can do that k or s can’t.

ElderReflections@fedia.io · 15 pts · 23d (10 replies)

Sheese? Kheese?

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 23d (5 replies)

I'm in favor of replacing ch with just c, so you'd have a kappakuolo and ceese sandwic. That way, it isn't redundant and we have fewer special cases.

Also, "x" is usually redundant with "ks", so use it for what's currently "sh" to eliminate another redundancy and another special case.

Add back the thorn and eth for "th" and use "f" instead of "ph" and consonants are actually pretty consistent.

Edit: I can't believe I forgot ditching the soft "g" and "s", so it'd actually be ceeze.

huppakee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (4 replies)

But what if i want a keese sandwick? Or are we keeping the k and just ditcing ch?

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Well, yeah, you need the "k" for the sounds it currently has. How else will you have kites or air konditioning?

Coldcell@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

kondixoning?

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Good point.

huppakee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

For me it helps speaking other languages, because once you do it no longer matter whether each sound has it's own letter. Every language, afaik, has a unique sound while all languages I know share the Latin alphabet which really makes it a lot easier to learn that language. I don't think life would improve if each sound had an exclusive letter.

f314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Tsheese

stark@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 23d

Tsiis

That’s how it’s spelled in Frisian

fizzle@quokk.au · 3 pts · 23d

Hard milk

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

thing is, c can do both or either, k and s can do one. most folk i have talked to about seriously reforming english spelling/alphabetization eliminate k's current function entirely and put everything it does on c

just2look@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Q is also entirely useless.

homes@piefed.world · 11 pts · 23d (1 reply)

just2look@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 23d

That Q is actively detrimental

FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 23d

I would say there are not enough letters. We have about 12-14 vowel monopthongs, but only 6 letters to represent vowels. No wonder everything's a fucking mess! And that's without even getting to diphthongs.

RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 22d (5 replies)

Þhat's a great idea

Lennny@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 22d (3 replies)

Thhis

RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 22d

...

Whoops lol

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 22d

lmao

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

YENNEL!!!

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 21d

Þæt's*

petersr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 23d (9 replies)

Look, if you add æ and ø you also have to add å, otherwise Danes will be confused.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (5 replies)

does ø have a name? just o with a line or what

Swakkel@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Yes, it's called ø.

syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Us nords have nine vowel letters:

  • a e i
  • o u y
  • æ ø å

and they all are just themselves for a name. Like e isn't "c with a line" any more than q is "o with a leg".

They're also all monophthongs, which is hard to communicate to anglophones who pronounce their vowel letters overwhelmingly as diphthongs. E.g. anglos probably read the vowel letters as

  • ey i ay
  • åo ju way
  • ??? ??? ???

There's an æøå song which might help.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

W just kinda standing here awkwardly

also now that i'm a few seconds into the song, that is a great song

i also finally know how to pronounce the name of my favorite shoes correctly. which is either going to relieve or infuriate my danish friend. they refuse to tell me.

syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 22d

W is a double-v for us, so our alphabet goes uvw (u ve dobbel-ve), rather than uwv (ju dabbel-ju vi).

Germanic languages vary a bit in their attitude towards w; we Norwegians use it pretty much just as a fancy old-timey v and could frankly drop w from our alphabet without missing anything (just like q is practically never used).

Germans use w the way we use v, and then use v pretty much like f.

The anglo w sound is something we have to learn in English class, and even then a lot of people start to hypercorrect and pronounce even the "v"s in English as their w. It can be wery funny to listen to, or wery frustrating.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 22d

æ can then we also get œ as well?

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

Danes will be confused.

Well, not if we wipe them off the earth, as Odin commands.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

we already have that in "blåhaj" :3

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 13 pts · 23d (6 replies)

How to pronounce Swedish umlauted vowels:

Å => how the British pronounce "awe", "oo" in "floor"

Ä => how the Americans pronounce the "a" in "cat"

Ö => "ea" in "earl", "yearn" or "u" in "turn"

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Oh I'll add the Estonian ones because we've got fun ones

Ü - pretty much does not exist in English, you might hear it in a weird dialect, apparently in the word "few" as spoken by scousers and some South Africans?

Õ - same preface, apparently you might hear a person from Cardiff pronounce "foot" this way or a southern USian might say "nut" this way, but I've never heard either.

Ö and Ä are the same as in Swedish and we do not have Å

Noobnarski@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

So ä ö and ü are pronounced the same as in German?

Then i'd just have to learn how to say å and õ if I visit the Baltics or Scandinavia.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 23d

Yes, ü sounds like the ü in über and ö like Österreich at least. I'm not entirely sure about the German vs Estonian pronunciation of ä. Sounds closer to the ä in Käfer than the ä in Käse if you go to wiktionary and listen to the example pronunciations. I did study German in school because it sounded preferable to learning an entire new alphabet and recall the German ä was taught as sort of a cross between the Estonian ä and Estonian e, leaning towards one or the other depending on context, but then again I'm not sure how good my German teachers were, I know I only ever had two or three English teachers out of like 8 or 9 that actually spoke the language and knew how to pronounce words.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 22d (2 replies)

ik about Å because blåhaj :3

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 4 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Yep!

Pronounced bloo-hi approximately

tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 22d

In danish it's more like blaw-hai (but without the wauv from the w)

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Don't forget Þe letter 'Þ'. It was an essential part of Þe English language, and one Þat actually makes sense.

butWhatIfiCan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 23d (2 replies)

I really don't understand why we got rid of it! Why move toward using two letters in place of a single one? Þat's just feaÞerbrained.

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 23d

It was because of the corruption and power welded by the type setters guild. Papers charged by the letter for adds, so one letter which could replace 2 was lost profits. So it had to go.

Nautalax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d

Imported types (ex. from the German states) for printing presses didn’t have it because it was an English only letter. Rather than coming up with expensive home modification (which some did anyway eventually but not en masse) there were easy alternatives because use of th was already established and also the letter y kind of looked like thorn in the fonts of the time so you could also sub that in.

Convenience of just doing a workaround rather than paying more money for a more English type modification won out and with so many using th and the thorn disappearing soon the use of the y that looked like thorn dropped out also.

IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 23d (1 reply)
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 23d

Ænglø Sæxøn

kamen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 22d (5 replies)

Many people can't handle the existing alphabet, imagine for a second if they have to deal with extra letters.

ReHomed@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 22d

Folks can't handle the current alphabet because it's being used in the shittiest way possible

Multi-century archaic spelling, preserved spellings in loaned words despite the sounds being different, hell there was a point where Big Dictionary was shoehorning random letters into words to make them more adjacent to their latin counterparts

By all means you could triple the amount of letters in the alphabet and make it work, but as of now it's kinda just the worst case of sunk-cost to ever exist

Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 2 pts · 22d (3 replies)

In English extra letters could solve a problem as many letters are pronounced differently depending on context making it not very intuitive to spell some words.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

It's a menace for somone who grew with phonetically consistent language

kamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d (1 reply)

That would be kind of going against language's natural evolution. Many words used to be spelled with way more letters than they are today.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

That would be kind of going against language’s natural evolution.

If you can live with horrible changes like million-milliard-billion-biliard changed to million-billion-trillion-quadrillion you can do actually convenient changes.

Every other language except English does it the old way. And translating one system to another is a garbage experience

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 23d (6 replies)

I don't like that O thing because I write 0's with the line through it

folekaule@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 23d (3 replies)

As a Norwegian, I find it annoying that they "stole" Ø for that purpose. I put a backslash through my zeros instead, so it looks different. I usually pick a coding font with dotted zeros for the same reason.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 23d (2 replies)

As a former math major, it annoys me because 0 and Ø are different concepts.

folekaule@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d

Your comment led me down a bit of a rabbit hole and I found this on Wikipedia:

When writing in languages such as Danish and Norwegian, where the empty set character may be confused with the alphabetic letter Ø (as when using the symbol in linguistics), the Unicode character U+29B0 ⦰ REVERSED EMPTY SET may be used instead.

It also mentions what you are alluding to:

In the past, "0" (the numeral zero) was occasionally used as a symbol for the empty set, but this is now considered to be an improper use of notation.

And, as a programmer, don't get me started on nulls...or undefined...or truthyness.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 23d

Wait, what.

... oh no. Nope.

Nope, not going back to set theory, it is 105F / ~40C right now, highly confident I would give myself heat stroke.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 23d

Hopefully with no apostrophe after them. Those things are endangered, you know.

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 1 pts · 23d

Feel free to advocate for the superior Swedish equivalent: Ö

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 23d (3 replies)

You can keep all the rest. I just want Þ (thorn). It represents þe "th" sound in English. Gimmie!!!!!

austinfloyd@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Well, it represents at least one of the th sounds for English at least. Bring back eth too! (Ð/ð)

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Ðey're boþ great letters

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 22d

You can't do too much and expect to be successful. Let's just start with þ to get everyone used to it. Remember, things like Þis can take 100 years or more to be permanent.

HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Stop. You're going to attract the thorn person. This is chum in the water for them.

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 20d (1 reply)

Eww - wonder how much he’s been blocked.

HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d

I think they're in this post already because I did see someone using it earlier.

You used to see them in every thread doing it, though. I can't be bothered to confirm or remember their username.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Φuck that.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (4 replies)

Å be like: "am i a joke to you?"

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 23d

Å is what you say when you see an adorable animal

toofpic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Å, så this is how we're tålking now?

Seppo@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 23d (1 reply)

That's just someone speaking English with a strong Swedish accent.

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d

in my head it's Foghorn Leghorn

DomeGuy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (3 replies)

If we're mucking the alphabet, though, we really should bring back the thorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)

(If for no other reason than to also bring back the you/thou formal/informal split so I get fewer stares when I point out that the best translation of Exodus 20:13 is really more like "hey, man, no murders!")

jason_is_json@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (1 reply)

using that letter thorn becomes 'þorn' lmao

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 22d

lmao

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 23d

Translation from... An older version of English? I'm pretty sure that distinction is not in the original Hebrew.

(good joke though)

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 23d

Nø.

FishFace@piefed.social · 7 pts · 23d

"æ" was used in Old English to write the exact sound that "a" represents in most Americans' pronunciation of the word "cat", with "a" representing a distinct vowel. Old English had a few other fun letters - a bunch of people have heard of "þ" (thorn) but there was also "ƿ" (wynn) which had a sound value like "w" in modern English.

buran@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 23d (6 replies)

𐑢𐑲 𐑯𐑪𐑑 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯? 𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑐𐑼𐑓𐑧𐑒𐑑 𐑓 𐑦𐑙𐑜𐑤𐑦𐑖!

Why not Shavian? It's perfect for English!

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 23d (4 replies)

How do I type shavian? Is there an android keyboard? That's so cool. I've read about it, but never actually considered if it was typeable realistically.

buran@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

You can use an app named Keyman, there are three layouts.

More info here.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 23d

Too cool! Thank you!

ErevanDB@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Theres the keyman app, and recently the futo keyboard if you want a more modern-style keyboard. Id reccommend the futo one because of the larger number of festures, but its up to you.

buran@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 23d

FUTO software it's sooo good, but sadly their license sucks. It's just source available and technically not FLOSS.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

well i cant read it

[010462] [010472] [01046F] [01046A] [010451]...

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 23d

James Maynard Keenan made this

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 23d (4 replies)

I down with æ, but me and all my homies hate ø because it's so negative looking, like, why can't we enter there, ø, who made you the alphabetic gatekeeper?

I nominate ů instead. Look at that angelic little halo. But I'd accept ű as a metal af alternative \m/ little ű

huppakee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (2 replies)

I nominate ö

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Ö

Surprised, or singing Bohemian Rhapsody?

huppakee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

It's pronouncing the letter ö

Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d

Some people also use Ø as zero to differentiate from O's. Less common these days, but would still cause some confusion I bet.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d (4 replies)

Can I get a §houtout to whatever you call this thing?

FishFace@piefed.social · 8 pts · 23d (3 replies)

That's the section symbol.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Oh, you mean the §ection §ymbol? I first saw it used in The Sims for §imoleans.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 23d

I somehow managed to both use my first word processor program and play the Sims 1 at almost the same time, so ... its both, but I prefer calling it the Simolean symbol.

And if you disagree, well, kra gee narwok, habadu ba blingblong.

FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 23d

Pretty sure I did too!

atcorebcor@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 22d (4 replies)

The a in anyone is actually pronounced like æ. Unlike the a in hand.

The ø, however, is nothing like the o in one. It’s more like the eu in French, but doesn’t exist in English sounds. The Daniel word bøh (meaning boo) or øh (meaning uhm), does sound like the ir in bird, but that’s a rare pronounciation of ø that depends on the h.

bartvbl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d (2 replies)

I'd argue as a sound it does exist, think of the 'uh' in 'duh'. But it doesn't have a single letter associated with it.

atcorebcor@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 20d

That’s not the same sound. I tried thinking of words in English that would use the sound, but I couldn’t come up with one. If you think duh has the sound, then you’re not pronouncing “eu” correctly in French.

crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 21d

Thinking the sound doesn't exist in English is quite the blunder

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
MML@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 22d (4 replies)

æ is already in the English alphabet though.

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 22d (3 replies)

How do you pronounce it?

I say AAAAIEEEEE!

AEsheron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22d

All* the Old English characters are named with the sound they make, almost all of them starting with that sound. Æ is called Ash, and it makes the ah sound.

  • As English goes, there is of course, one exception.
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Danish guy here who actually has æ in the alphabet. It is pretty much pronounced like 'e' in bet.

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 21d

In Norway it's more the 'a' in 'ash', which also is the English name for the letter

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 23d

I still occasionally use æ for encyclopædia, æon and æther if I'm feeling fancy.

NullPointerException@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 23d (2 replies)

All hail the THORN Þ

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d (1 reply)

@Sxan@piefed.zip, you're our only hope.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 22d

"Not alone".

gbzm@piefed.social · 4 pts · 23d (3 replies)

You could start wið þ and ð: ðey look cool AND have clear use-cases

huppakee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d (2 replies)

I'm not against but please let me just type th instead of having to copy paste that everytime.

Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Simply upgrade your keyboard

huppakee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

Lucky me, I access Lemmy almost exclusively with my smartphone with touchscreen ;)

BartyDeCanter@piefed.social · 4 pts · 23d

𐑲 𐑨𐑥 𐑨𐑕𐑒𐑦𐑙 𐑿 𐑑 𐑿𐑟 𐑭𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑑 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑨𐑒𐑖𐑩𐑤𐑰 𐑥𐑱𐑒𐑕 𐑕𐑧𐑯𐑕 𐑓𐑸 𐑦𐑙𐑜𐑤𐑦𐑖.

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d

Søunds badæss.

Evotech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (3 replies)
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

German has 29 too 30: äöüß

Edit: forgot ß

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 23d (1 reply)

You forgot the ß.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 23d

Right, we even bigger. Hehe

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 23d

The Europeans will come for us, unless we get the Brits to do it

hrinka@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 23d (3 replies)

add č it's cool

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22d (2 replies)

Why not Š and Ž as well then?

hrinka@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 22d (1 reply)

they're cool too, but č is cooler so it šould be added first

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

All should be added so we can stop with the confusing english spellings.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Some of those are kind of hard to learn to write. Then we need more characters on keyboard or use special keys. I had a really hard time learning English and typing on it. I really dont need more struggles.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d

Nah, the modification for keyboard is trivial. Other languages use alt+[closest base sign] to get special sign. So in polish it's s->ś or c->ć. The shortcut system is so convinient that it completely overshadowed dedicated layout.

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 23d

Where's @Sxan when you need them?

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

English did historically use æ, as the Latin ae-ligature (along with œ), though it went out of fashion at around the end of the Victorian era, and may not have been used in American English except as a stylistic affectation.

English historically has not done vowel symbols other than AEIOU and the occasional Y, leaving the speaker to bloody well figure out themselves which vowel sound a letter represents in a specific word, leaving it free to use ligatures and diacriticals as accents (i.e. the archaic dieresis in “coördinate” informing the reader that the “oo” is not a “ooh” digraph, these days seen only in the New Yorker). In contrast, languages like German and the Scandinavian languages treat accented vowels as distinct vowels of their own, moving them to the end of the alphabet in the dictionary.

FishFace@piefed.social · 2 pts · 23d

In contrast, languages like German and the Scandinavian languages treat accented vowels as distinct vowels of their own, moving them to the end of the alphabet in the dictionary.

In German, the umlaut is analysed alphabetically as a digraph of the base vowel plus "e", which is its ultimate source. The symbol became a diacritic mark through reduction of an "e" written above the vowel. I believe you're correct about Scandinavian languages though.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22d

Fuck no.

ErevanDB@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 23d (3 replies)

Also Þorn and Ðis þing, which i do not know ðe name of. (Really, id prefer Shavian, but ðat would require significantly more work to get people to switch)

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d (2 replies)

It's a thorn, the confusion of which with a Y is the origin of 'Ye Olde Pub'.

ziggurism@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d (1 reply)

the parent comment said thorn. I think the one he meant he didn't know the name of is instead eth.

ErevanDB@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 23d

Yep, thsts the one! Thank you!

VenusianMars@cupoftea.social · 3 pts · 23d
VenusianMars@cupoftea.social · 3 pts · 23d
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 23d

Because Size Matters!

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 23d

¿In this era of change, what are you waiting for? ¡I'm once again asking you to add starting exclamation and question marks to English to help disambiguate sentences and provide early cues to mood and voice!

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 22d

Oooohhh.... Is England asking to be invaded again? :D

salarua@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 23d (3 replies)

æ cæn totally be used in English for the "short" a. Thæt's the sound it's used to write in Danish and Norwegian, ænd in the Internætional Phoenetic Ælphabet, which is used by linguists to precisely trænscribe speech.

I'm not sure about ø, though. It's often used to write a sound thæt's like the "e" in bet, but with your lips rounded like you're pronouncing "oo" in boot. We don't hæve thæt sound in English, unfortunately.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

Isn’t ø just the Danish/Norwegian equivalent of the German ö?

In any case, it could be used to disambiguate words with different o sounds; i.e., “polish” (to shine a surface by rubbing) from “Pølish” (from Pøland).

farmgineer@nord.pub · 1 pts · 23d

More like a schwa in Norwegian. I'm not sure about Danish.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 23d

The u in burn comes pretty close to an ø.

mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

i like ä and ü and ö

Imagine signing your name and at the end you put the 2 dots on.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 23d

Zoës in shambles

Kraiden@piefed.social · 3 pts · 23d (4 replies)

wasn't þere someone on fedi seriously and persistently trying to bring back þe þorn character? I just remember þey were always heavily down voted. Haven't seen þem in a while

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 23d (2 replies)

ive seen þat several places. Apparently the german printing press didnt add it so it fell out of use.

I think it would confuse people tbh because there's þ and ð.

ðis is soft, like breaðe

þat isnt, like þink

th replaced boð

psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 23d (1 reply)

I like what you were going for, but I'm pretty sure "that" is "ðat", and "þat" would be like "thot", but with an "a". I think.

The difference between them is ð is voiced, as in your throat is making sound and vibrating, whereas þ is voiceless, meaning it's just air and your throat is still, but the rest of your mouth is in the same shape.

This is similar to how, for my accent at least, "v" and "f" are the same mouth shape, and one is voiced and the other isn't.

Fetus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

I use "the thing" as a way to differentiate the sounds between the two characters, but I know almost nothing. Trying to learn a bit of Icelandic before I go there so I can pronounce the names of some of the places and be polite with locals.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 23d

Bringing back porn character? Sign me up.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 22d (1 reply)
bss03@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 22d

Came to the comments to post this. Am-english could at least use the ae.

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 22d

I happen to be listening to autechre when I saw this.

Disappointed it's a different æ.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 23d (2 replies)

We do technically use Ø for empty sets or as diameter in mathematics, and diacriticals are technically allowed in English but we really only use them to describe phonetics.

I could have sworn it had use in either spherical or polar coordinate systems but I guess I was misremembering.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

You might be thinking of Theta: θ

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 23d

Nah I think it was Phi throwing me off if anything.

redhoodoutlaw@universeodon.com · 2 pts · 23d
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d

Yæh

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 23d (2 replies)

We need to start with &. It wasn't that long ago that it got removed.

AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 23d (1 reply)

ampersands are still everywhere, what do you mean?

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 23d

It used to be part of the alphabet. We say "x, y, and z". But it used to be "x, y, z, and per se, and" which would be written like "XYZ&". So the alphabet had 27 characters in its recitation. And it's also where we get it's name. "and per se and" is shortened to "ampersand".

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d

Keep ae away from my mono-fonts.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 23d (2 replies)

Æeeeee lmaø

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 23d (1 reply)

I came to ask, do you extend the Æ by going Æeee or Ææææ?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 23d

… fůůůů

diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 23d

I already use the former to describe the sound unambiguously.

Also, we need ɨ.

ɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨɨ that's the sound I make inbetween "no reaction" and laughing

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

Seconded.

arcine@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 21d

You would add æ and not œ ? Sacrilege !

BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 1 pts · 23d

I'm all for the æ/Æ

Venator@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 20d
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

I don't think ae is pronounced like that. Isn't it pronounced a as in ant and Annie?

MBech@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 23d

More like the e in egg

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d

Two more letters to name programming languages after!

Someone to create Oslashlang with me?

Shanmugha@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

K, let's just dump all phonetic symbols

Griffus@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22d

Would be låvely if English speakers finally lørn hæw the letters æctually sæond?

toofpic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23d

køøl

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 23d (1 reply)

What made English the dominant language is not just because of colonisation, but also because the structure and rules are simpler than other languages. Adding those adds unnecessary complexities!

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d

English

the structure and rules are simpler

¿¿¿?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 22d (1 reply)

Hmmm. Is this a red-flag that OP is starting down the alt-right rabbit hole? I'm suspicious of letters with lines through them, etc...anymore.

veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 22d

Letters have had strokes and points and hats in them for thousands of years before some fascistoid adopted them for fake internet cool factor.