What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."

"Job's done" Warcraft

!

"Bomb has been planted"

War... War never changes.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

• Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperature Science

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

You cannot sleep now; there are monsters nearby

Nuclear launch detected.

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

"hey listen"

Hilariously I never played the game... It's my buddies tone for text messages. Lol

Never should've come here.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and... shine".

"A man chooses! A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan, BioShock

In general a lot of Andrew Ryan quotes are captivating, but that one transcends thanks to both the events happening, and the realization of the plot reveal.

Ah shit, h*re we go again

First you will be baked, and then there will be cake

Portal has so many quotable lines, it's insane

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

Stay awhile and listen

What is Man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

"Metal...Gear?" - Metal Gear Solid

"War...has changed." - Metal Gear Solid 4

"War never changes." - Fallout 3

"All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GOVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN...WITH THE LEMONS." - Portal 2

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

"Unable to comply, building in progress" - Command & Conquer

"ROCK AND STONE!"

HEY, LISTEN!!!

Work work

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

"My Lord"

"My Lady"

"but my Lord, I must insist!"

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

"Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can."

EDIT: Also: "Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired!"

(Portal, and Portal 2)

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

Reticulating Splines

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

Wololo - Age of Empires

I'm surprised this isn't one of the top comments. I don't even play or have interest RTS games, only ever watched friends play it as a kid and it's still stuck in my head to this day.

SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB.

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

Hail to the king, baby

A few from Mr Torque from Borderlands:

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE

NEW MISSION, I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP, THE OCEAN

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

All your base are belong to us

Iiin the pipe, five by five

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It's you.

You will pay for this in time.

The payload has almost reached the final control point!

"That is why we do not eyeball it! We are not cowboys shooting from the hip!"

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

Reactor online

Sensors online

Weapons online

All systems nominal

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

"Hey! Listen!"

Lerooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy Ah-Jenkins

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

Do you know the definition of insanity?

“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

HADOUKEN!

Guten Tag! (Chain guns firing)

WaHOO!

Engineering! Aaaaahfirmative!

Toasty!

"I never asked for this"

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

Would you kindly?

"War. War never changes."

"Remember. No Russian."

"Itchy. Tasty."

Sister Calderón: We’ve all lived bad lives, Mr. Morgan. We all sin… but I know you.

Arthur: You don’t know me.

Sister Calderón: Forgive me, but… that’s the problem. You don’t know you.

Arthur: What do you mean?

Sister Calderón: I don’t know… whenever we happen to meet, you’re always helping people and smiling.

Arthur: I had a son… he passed away. I had a girl who loved me… I threw that away. My momma died when I was a kid, and my daddy… well, I watched him die. And it weren’t soon enough.

Sister Calderón: My husband died a long time ago. Life is full of pain. But there is also love, and beauty.

Arthur: What am I gonna do now?

Sister Calderón: Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clearly. Perhaps you could help somebody? Helping makes you really happy.

Arthur: But… I still don’t believe in nothin’.

Sister Calderón: Often, neither do I. But then, I meet someone like you, and everything makes sense

Arthur: Heh… You’re too smart for me, Sister. I guess I… I’m afraid.

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.

Double kill

Triple kill

Mega kill

ULTRA KILL

MUH-MUH-MUH-MUH MONSTER KILL

Your base... is under attack.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone."

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp."

I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D

"Wololoo"

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin' a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

I will pay you to kill yourself

50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

ASSUMING CONTROL

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

CHEEKI BREEKI

The carrier has arrived.

Were it so easy.

YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!

Oh I know what the ladies like.

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

• "Alley-oop!"
• "You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
• "Give it some Oomph!"
• "Now it's Reyn time!"
• "Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• "Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"

Boy!

"7 minutes, 7 minutes is all the time I can spare to play with you"

"... There's a pimento taco, a pimentaco in the glovebox"

"Ride ze shoopuf?"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"

"Have some faith"

"Tank beats everything"

"I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride." (Rollercoaster Tycoon - PC)

"Stay awhile... Stay FOREVER!!!" (Impossible Mission - C64)

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I'm a mighty pirate.

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

Time is money friend.

"Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen."

::: spoiler If Piped does not work https://youtu.be/2alFLXjty9o :::

"Stay a while, and listen."

"With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"

"Stop rocking the boat, you're making me sea sick!"

My life for Aiur

Don toridos? Misspelled wrong

Live for the swarm

Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb...

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet.

"PUT DISPENSER HERE"

"Would you kindly?"

"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"

"Hey, you finally awake"

EDIT:

"I make my own luck"

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )

"Guys the drill, go get it"

"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"

"Mission failed, we will get them next time"

"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"

"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean" perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code

"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"

"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"

War... War never changes

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

Titanfall|2

Upon your Titan noticing a new weapon that's more powerful, the main character comments "I think someone's in love..."

BT's response is priceless.

BT-7274: "The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love."

"Beep beep beep" - sputnik

Voiced by Lenard Nemoy in Civ 4

• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: "What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!"

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

"The enemy has captured a command post"

"Had to be me."

Also, there was a Warhammer RTS that had "AHH my spleen!!!" Which I never got over.

Still sane, Exile?

wololooooo

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Real sneaky beaky like

Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Build a navy.
Stop building a navy.
Give me your extra resources.
Sure, blame it on your ISP!
Don't point that thing at me!

ACCESS DENIED

I need scissors 61 !!!!

I don't wanna

Day of the Tentacle

"Frigate lost."

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"

"Blame yourself or God."

You're pretty good...

"Assuming direct control"

"Remember, no Russian"

"I have a plan, Arthur"

"Pheromones." "Do I smell beef?"

Flipendo!

"ow! Ok ok, i will work!"

Sigh Bapinada?

in a bad Russian accent

You're pretty good

awkward double finger guns and walk away slowly

Another visitor. Stay a while, stay forever!

panzerschreck!

Units received

This cannot continue.

what? WHAT!? STOP POKING ME!**

Rhinos! RRHHIIIIINNNOOEEESSS our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES the cowards, the fools! We... we shall take away... their metal BAWKses.

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

Blue team has the flag The enemy has your flag Blue scored Blue wins

Altair secrets are not for you

Let me guess, some body stole your sweetroll?

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

Zug Zug

We're rich!

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

"I like sword, it's a personal weapon" Shadow Warrior

"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"

“This guy are sick”

"If you wish to see the fate of democracies, look out the windows." -Fallout: New Vegas

"I am a meat automaton animated by neurotransmitters." -Cruelty Squad

"Deploying parachute. Deploying reserve parachute. Skipping parachute." -Satisfactory

"Lok'tar Ogar!"

And "Get outta the DAMN WAY!"

Steck deine scheiß Waffe weg!

Vu-

Vu-

Vulome

Vulome

...

Isvoli!!

Sir! Captain needs you on the bridge ASAP! Better follow me.

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

my name is Legion: for we are many.

(Yes I know originally is from the bible)

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue." And so SO many others from Darkest Dungeon. "Commander" from the newer X-Com games ... tha dark, rapsy voice

An enemy has been slain

Hello stranger what ‘ar ya buyin’ what ‘ar ya sellin’

kee-voh rogan woololooooo

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"Trouble with the trolley, eh?"

"sneaky beaky like"

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

In 2291, in an attempt to control violence among deep space miners the New Earth Government legalized no-holds-bared fighting.

I can't use these things together.

My source is that I made it the fuck up!

Need a light?

"Prostagma? Vulome" - Greek villager units in Age of Mythology

"My right arm is bigger than my left arm!" - Tryndamere from League of Legends

Man...

Front...

Two hundred metres.

Six.

Is down.

Arma (or Flashpoint before it). Although it's gotten slightly better in that regard, I think. Haven't run it in quite some time. It's still probably the best there is for milsims though.

"The end is near! TEN SECONDS NEAR!!"

Good News Everyone!!!

Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 "Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight"

Technology is incredible!

~Random NPC in Pallet Town in Pokémon Red/Blue

Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped... in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is it a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle... and wonder if we'll have the chance to kill him.

"Sir. Finishing this fight" - Master chief, Halo 2 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" - Guard, Oblivion

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" Indiana Jones "If you kill me you're better, if I kill you I'm better" Kuben Blisk "Suka blyat" - Random scav

"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Path of Exile

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

We need wood!

Stronghold Crusader

"Mandatum?... Yay."

"Camundament?... Imenaso!"

• Age of Empires series.

"Breach in starboard fusion chamber."

"Green line confirmed."

"This is a cakewalk."

"Guidance failure, we're losing control."

• Homeworld series.

"Bring it, yo!"

• The World Ends With You.

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

"THIS HURTS YOU."

• Mass Effect 2.

"For the sampler Chancellor!"

"Watch out for those wrist rockets!"

"Just like shooting womp-rats, aye kid?"

"We have lost a command post! Take it back!!"

• Star Wars Battlefront II.

"Have you seen those warriors from Redguard? They got curved swords! Curved... Swords!"

• The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.

"Friendship Frameshift drive charging..."

• Elite Dangerous.

"DEVOUR!!!"

• Tales of Berseria.

I hunger!

"It is a good life we lead, brother."

"The best. May it never change."

"And may it never change us."

Assassin's Creed 2 still has the best intro of all time, fight me.

"Guess what! I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

-Gheed, Diablo 2.

My lord? Yes? My lord? Yes? Let's get digging! Whoa! What now?

• Hidden song made from sound effects in Lords of the Realm II

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

• Your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

Same game, when you made the Guild Master drunk:

• I never forget faces, but in your case I'll make an exception hic

Paraphrasing there, don't remember the exact quote.

• It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

THE NUMBERS, MASON

Welcome back. I have some jobs for you

Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

"This train doesn't belong to you. So why don't you turn around and face me, pumpkin?"

Pierce: "This train was commandeered legally under the---"

"Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin' face?!"

"Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don't even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"Anime is a path I walk alone."

"You are fucking subhuman."

• Katana ZERO

28 STAB WOUNDS

The voiceless effigy creates bodies in their waves but does not notice the shore. Is our melody not beautiful? - Satisfactory

"I gave my cat to you, doesnt that make you the owner?"- said by a cat

Its from the game cats are liquid: a light in the shadows

I have read all text from this game and its prequel multiple times and still cant figure out what it means

boop, boop, boop, BEEEEEEP

Access denied without key card.

Hey baby, looking for a date? All the prostitutes in VTMB.

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU’VE DESTROYED THE VILE RED FALCON AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF A HERO.

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

This cave is not a natural formation

Hostile shotty in the field

Wololooooo, wololooooo

'It takes leather balls to play rugby' - toilet wall in Leisure Suit Larry

'Alarm, ein verletzter' - Commando

'At first his lips were sweet as mango, when first I held him to my chest, but now we dance this Grim Fandango and will four years before we rest' - Olivera Olfrendo, Grim Fandango

You're here because you wanted to feel like something your not. A hero.

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

"I've got a plan."

"That was left-handed!"

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM

“An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.”

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

• Ripburger, you're dummier than dirt!
• Oh, Mr Corley. If only you'd listen to my plan - my vision.
• I know your plan, Rip. You're waiting for me to die so you can take over my company.

"My vision is augmented."

Death was in the air at Roscoe Street

Only lines with voice work for me, even though there are plenty of great unvoiced lines across games. Sorted by game... I think this post certainly puts me of a generation.

"My emperor! I've failed youuuu!"
"Fox, get this guy off me!"
"You're good, but I'm BETTER!"
"Never give up, trust your instincts!"
"IF THIS DOES NOT WORK!"

Honestly one of the most quoteable games ever made.

"Stay a while and listen."

"My hotel's as clean as an Elven arse!"
"Whaaaat?!"
"Tiax shall smite ye."
"Heya, it's me Imoen."

"MASSACRE!"
"Not yet!"
"hyut hyut hyut"

"My fists never betray me!"
"Don't stand behind me."
"I'm gonna sleep well tonight!"
"The feeling... It's... coming back!"
"Good vibrations!"

"Hello brother! [...] I live on in this arm!"
"Laugh, and grow fat!"
"What was that just now?"

Love a good ham. We need more of them in video games.

"I'mma Luigi, number 1."
"Falcon PUNCH!"

"You're going the wrong way!"
"Retired!"

"You require more vespene gas!"
"All crews operational." / "Battlecruiser operational." ?
"En'taro Adun executor."
"I do this for Auir, not you!"
"Your base in under attack."

"So what shall it be? Will you join the Unity or will you die here? Join... DIE! Join... DIE!"

"Doctor required in inflator room."

"[...] to the last place uncorrupted by Capitalism! SPACE!"

Are you still alive Arbiter?

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

Still sane exile?

• path of exile

Big Money! Big Prizes!

"Filthy Rats!"

The kamikazes continuous screaming from serious sam will forever be etched in my brain as a part of my childhood.

".. what a shame. He was a good man.....Tongue click.. What a rotten way to die "

"Today smells like victory! I love pretending to smell. Sniff sniff!" Pathfinder, Apex.

My toolbox! --Another World

I'm gunna fuck you! --Redneck Rampage

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boy-o"

"You plague-ridden rat!" Huntsman, Bloodborne

---

There are many more iconic lines in the game, but this one sticks in my mind, probably because you meet so many Huntsman and this is one of their favourite lines.

"In the room ahead is a spider artifact. Take it! We will need it to reach the Santieri Crystal." Also "There is but one gift I can offer that is equal in value to an Elder Scroll and my daughter: I offer you my blood. Take it and you will walk as a lion among sheep, men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear death again."

Do you like hurting other people?

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Not by my choice, but "That was gnarlycuga!" Is so fucking cheesy that it just won't leave

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That's IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

"Destroy him, my robots" from Impossible Mission on the C64.

It was the first videogame I ever heard talk. And full disclosure, 5 year old me, thought it said, "destroy him my-rin bolts". It wasn't until years later, my dad actually corrected me.

This feels relevant: The Device has been Modified by Victims of Science a song made of quotes from Portal.

"Yeah, I was skeptical at first but the polycule might be the way to go."

I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if we'll ever get the chance to kill him.

UH - OH!
THE TRUCK HAVE
STARTED TO MOVE! 

Ich geh dann mal

"No free slots in suit inventory."

UGGHHHHHHH

We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in.

NES "Pro Wrestling".

"A winner is you!"

“It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean”

Also the part where you and Pierce are singing along to What I Got by Sublime near the beginning of Saints Row The Third

They told me I was too young. They told me I needed more training. I told them to drop dead! How ironic...

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

On explose d'abord ! Et on parle... après ! — Ziggs, League of Legends, French Voice

"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL! (Krieg, BL 2)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

You will soon have your God - and you will make it with your own hands.

• Morpheus from Deus Ex

"Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!"

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

"I'm interested in one thing. Dark. You haven't the gift."

• Felkin the Outcast, Dark Souls 2

He's such a weirdo just sitting in a dark corner, but sells some good spells.

"Guns guns guns" Brrrrrrr

Jason but they pronounce it "Jay Sohn."

Also "Holy shit, its snow white!" as they're being gunned down from the brush.

EDIT: oh and of course "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

"There's no way you're taking Kairi's Heart!" "Come" "Show me your power" "Welcome Oblivion"

Heard it over and over again because KH1 was hard as a kid :') But at least there's Forze del Male (the boss music) which is peak 👌

Protect the pilot

"Thanks for stopping by, come back again SooON." -Random vendor guy in the woods, Dungeon Siege

a recent one is all of amanozako's v/o in SMTV "oh you want some, do ya?"

"Mean, green and unseen!"

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

"Monsters? They look like monsters to you?"

-Silent Hill 3

“My words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!”

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

I called my cat Boney / til she said it wouldn't do. / She looked at me, said sister / that's what I've been calling you

"Negative Ramos"

My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!

Lmao I got this card in cards for humanity the other nite

Damn you, Kain! This act of genocide is unconscionable!

Like Mario and Princess Beach.

“For a moment, there was hope.”

« War makes men mad »…

"They ... they've hit me, Finn" Enderal, a should-play

We’ll be fine

Synth voice: "Be careful...Rainbow zone..."

"I love you, sarge!"

Were it so easy...

The version that’s stuck in my head is Japanese so this is a translation.

Watch. See how they’ve lived their lives with pride, and with their lives they’ve sang the ode to civilization. This is the story of those whom people called heroes, the unfinished journey of the 13 who chased the flame. But traveller, your journey continues on, isn’t that right? Then, follow your heart and move on. Follow the footsteps and witness that flame chasing journey to the end. And finally… walk across the graves of those who have fallen. And for that future which “we” could not create… GO CREATE IT!

"What can I say? It's just a toilet bowl."

From Runaway: A Road Adventure

"For I am just an old man, plus me balls are saggy" - Borjoyzee, Giants: Citizen Kabuto

"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"

"... I guess I should be Thankful..."

"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"

"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"

"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"

"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"

Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money. Are y'all ready? Here we gooo!

"They're masterworks all, can't go wrong!"

"Gran Soren, the beating heart of all Gransys."

"Tis a port crystal ser, one can reach it with the use of a magic item."

"It hates fire!"

"Ah ha" briiing

"I used to be an adventurer too, til I took an arrow to the knee"

"You've captured a command post"

"You've lost a command post"

I need a target

"Smother him in the crib..."

"Remember the Nutella" - AoE II Malian Villager

Back and forth... Back and forth... I'm beginning to feel like Sisyphus!

Suffer like G did?

"I don't know if I'm good or evil. Stupid words, anyway... But I'm trying to be gentle to others and hard on myself. I know how to sympathize and not judge. I try to love whoever I touch. That's the only answer I have."

• pathologic 2

Science compels us to explode the sun.

"Again" from super hexagon

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Look at my user name, brother/sister!

*that are

Not going to cite the source, since it spoils part of this game, and it’s currently popular.

I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make me a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I've been chasing my whole life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah... Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you, a cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it... I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.