Make me feel like a man

Grammar was hurt in making of this joke

Ohhhh, thanks :P

I was confused by the perspective

I don't want to be too pedantic but it's actually a milkshake. "Milkshaking" (throwing a milkshake at someone, usually as a political protest) has happened a few times in the UK to prominent political figures (usually right-wing figures). Milkshaking even has a Wikipedia page.

Good on you, Mitch!

In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.

Now if you'll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall

Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think "you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school!".

Someone goes to fist bump you and you realize your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as "snail", "snowman" and "turkey" has vastly expanded.

Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.

Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.

Hell yeah!

Excellent! I am sorry for disparaging your contribution to the thread. I get really worked up about people supporting breeders who perpetuate unhealthy breeds, but of course the ones that already exist need good homes.

This dog is a rescue, so you are correct in this case. But people who buy unhealthy breeds from breeders are just as much the problem as the breeders themselves. If the demand for these breeds disappeared, the breeders would stop. It's their job and they chose breeds to meet market demand.

Hell Yeah

Wait, that’s a ballsack with pimples

This made me literally lol thank you so much

Dang it! I knew it was too good to be true.

Ai

It fake, bro. That beer is made of renderite.

Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that's at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer's weight? With a regular straw that doesn't reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?

Here's what it looks like, functional, holding chili.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/PjUEee9gfaWqVMQ9x92f4M.jpg

You're looking at a commonly slopped image.

Beer is way too heavy for what you see, the jacket should be sagging under its weight

I can read some of it. The text on the front of his jacket says "tsingtao". Hope this helps!

Isnt that only neccassary for anal? I dont possess the bits to test that theory, but its my understanding that it is something about the sphincter that tends to be the problem. Again, second hand source here, but it is my understanding that lady bits are kinda designed to be good at evacuating things. I would think your evacuator would also be ideal, but what do i know? Im not a buttologist. But id like to be ;) (cant figure out out to do subtext)

Can i frog em all?

It bricked the entire vehicle.

You didn't unbrick it?

Trucks peaked in the 90s, cars peaked in early 2000s

You can make it easy to turn off all the extra bullshit. Maybe with a switch

hero's get remembered, legends never die