What's yours?

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

Hedge knight... fuck

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

A cop…. Fuck.

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

Cryo-unfrozen policeman

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

I really regret watching Invincible last night

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

Resident Attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

Fuck damnit im a fed.

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

Vault dweller. Fuck.

I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

Guess I'm solving x-files now

An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd

they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

Oh god. The Pitt.

Crap, I’m a high school student again? (I’ve been re-watching Malcolm in the Middle.)

No wait, this is the season Malcolm starts to work at Lucky Aide. So I’m a high school student and a minimum-wage, part-time drug store employee. Great.

Blood analyst and serial killer

I'm spending a lot of time today yelling things like "Tell me where the bomb is!" and "We're running out of time". My wife and daughter have been kidnapped, and the people who I work with may be involved in both.

This is the longest day of my life...

I am a Kazakh reporter in America.

....fuck, I really don't want to go back in time 117 times to hold up a diner with a bomb looking for the perfect group of normies to volunteer to save the future world from the dangers of AI.

Shit sounds mentally exhausting and emotionally draining.

In remembrance of Catherine O'Hara we're rewatching Schitt's Creek. So... am I unemployed?

Yay im a princess. Unfortunately im being tortured

Im watching Bear in the Big Blue House with my daughter right now so...Im ok with this. Looks like a comfy place.

April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.

Let's gooooo.

Oh my God. What the hell. I can't command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!

I'm the leader of an intergalactic scientific expedition to find out what happened to the ancient friendly aliens that used to live there.

Also, I get to move in to their perfectly preserved, super advanced city! It usually just floats on an ocean, but when it really has to, this baby can fly.

I'm Leslie Knope! Oh fuck.

Err indentured slave in a mine at a terraforming colony in deep space ..

Arcane. Best case scientist councilman. Worst case undercity brawler, a psychotic terrorist or a cop.

Head of a bunch of MI5 reprobates.

Having just watched season 2 of Silo, I am not very happy about this.

Sweet!! I’m going to attend Starfleet Academy!!

Federation Starship Captain.

Nope, wait, I watched The Pitt. I'd be an ER doctor.

A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.

Televangelist...

Fuck.

I am a therapist whose wife died a year ago, and I am crawling my way back into being a functional person again.

Eh, hotelier and a Princess of Hell, I guess.

Oh fuck, I have to run from mercenaries while being recorded the whole time. Although, I might get a billion dollars if the month treats me well

(The Running Man 2025)

I'm captaining a WW2 German U-Boot.

FUCK!

And now I am a rabbi. Hard stuff as an atheist...

I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.

Guess I'm a doctor/medical director

I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off

High School sorcerer (JJK)

guess I'm fucked

Fuck, I'm a colonel in a nazi POW camp. Great show, but I never want to live in barracks.

Guess I'm a doctor now (scrubs). Sorry to everyone now in my care.

Viking, hell yes

Starfleet Cadet.

Not bad... Assuming it's in the 32nd century... Otherwise kind of hard to do in the 21st.

I writr books :D

means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)

thankfully I won't be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)

Life explorer prostitute doctor (Poor Things)

Delivery boy in the year 3000.

I am a high school teacher at an all monster girls school now.

French Autistic Detective

I've startend rewatching X-Files. So that's going to be interesting. Do I get to do the exact same things (investigate paranormal cases) or would I be a regular FBI agent?

I run a hotel in hell.

Good news: I work for Angel Investigations. Bad news: I have to figure out MFK for Fred, Cordy and Lilah

Guess I’m a vampire slaying cheerleader. It was inevitable honestly.

Mutant hunting detective

Colonel Me, SG-1

I sell fake medicine to old people.

Guess I'm a romantasy author lol

I guess I'm a poison taster in the rear palace now. Shit.

I'm a Fry Cook...despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.

I guess I work at the PTMC ER now... Good luck Pittsburgh patients, I don't even know how to do CPR

Shopkeeper.

Been rewatching still open all hours.

Ironically i am in real life, a shopkeeper lol

I run a castle in Scotland where C-list American celebrities play mafia.

But I get to dress FANCY

Which one of the Smurfs is the main character? 🤨

Doctor.

Northern Exposure is a nice little show

An unemployed Kamen Rider.

I watched an Indonesian zombie movie last night. I thought the whole thing was too easy to predict but I had a good time.

I do not want to be the MC, oh dear...

If anyone's interested, it's called Abadi Man Jaya. I forgot what was the English name for it.

Paper salesman.

Commander of a secret base for defending Earth from low-budget flying saucer attacks while part-time managing a film studio. Sounds like a heavy job that leaves no time for a personal life.

factory worker at large scale brewery

Either an FBI agent obsessed with the unexplainable, which I put on for background noise while my girlfriend fell asleep.

Or

A 'cheesecake' photographer taking classy pinup photos in the 50s.

former Vault dweller? Thanks a lot Fallout :(

I manage a tiny motel in the middle of nowhere where the only guests are the family of a former video rental mogul who lost it all when their accountant committed fraud.

A hobbit burglar.

The Doctor ...does that make me a new regeneration?

Selling gasoline door to door

Breaking Bad

Guess i'm a meth kingpin now.

A low level, somewhat sincere, cop.
(Just finished Kohrra S2. It was pretty good.)

Does Elmo have a job? I guess I'm unemployed?

I work for my fascist dad repairing giant steampunk machines.

Saving the world from the consuming darkness... In Italian!

Blood spatter analyst and vigilante serial killer. I have a laminate.

Can't really say for Twin Peaks season 3

I'm either unemployed or a high school student depending on if you include school or not. Luckily, either way I have apt experience

Starship captain, not bad

I’m Wayne from Letterkenny, which means I’m a hick looking after a farm. Pitter patter…

I'm watching Die-Hard right now, so unfortunately I would be a cop. ACAB, and I'm married, so I would have to kms.

Office worker for an office supply company

Elite soldier in ancient China

I'm not sure Fionna has a job at this point. Gonna go be a hero/adventurer now maybe?

Assistant in Canberra library, where I will help make Australians clevererer.

Could be worse.

Prosecuting nazis. I'm more than happy to take that job over my corporate slave job

A meth dealer 😩

Le Samouraï was my last movie, do I have to do the job in the same country as the movie? Because I don’t speak French well, so being a French hitman probably wouldn’t work out too well for me. The pay would be good though I’d reckon.

Side note, excellent movie. It’s my third time I’ve seen it now, I’d highly recommend it. Just put on English captions if you don’t understand French, and enjoy. It does require paying attention to, it’s not the kind of movie to have in the background, so keep that in mind.

A profiler for the BAU

Large animal veterinarian. I think my arms are too short.

Scullery maid (and Disney princess)

Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me

The last TV show I watched was an episode of the New Yankee Workshop, so I'm a celebrity woodworker now. mind you I have been thinking of starting a woodworking youtube channel for awhile now, so I guess that's happening.

I don't remember.

So, a park groundskeeper? Okay, that doesn't sound too bad.

An author with OCD 🤷‍♂️ was watching as good as it gets

Iron Lung

Physics professor

I'm either a Fringe agent working for Fringe Division or an FBI agent working on Fringe cases. Either way, doing some copaganda.

Whatever sonic does in Sonic Underground.

Chancellor of Starfleet Academy! I'll be stuck in the ST Discovery timeline in 32nd century....

Just finished watching Black Lagoon, so... international smuggler? I guess?

Pirates of the caribbean.

Yo-ho-ho, me hearties

Ah fuck. Mediveal rice farmer.

Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.

A vault dweller.

Working at my wealthy father’s fashion magazine… weird

I guess I’m a student at demon school now

Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)

Guess I’m a child soldier in Iceland, who is likely about to watch his father roll some heads.

(Vinland Saga ep3)

A student and/or a professor.

Which I'm happy enough with - I've had a taste of both, albeit with substantially fewer demon-related shenanigans.

I am a "hero", which means I am a criminal sentenced to undying servitude and sent to the front lines to kill the Demon hordes.

Yuusha-kei ni Shosu - "Hero" is the worst punishment in the world. Those convicted of heinous crimes are sentenced to become "Heroes" and forced to enter the mandatory military service in the war against the Demon Lords. These convicts are not even allowed to die—if killed, they will be resurrected to fight another day.

Apparently I'm a "matchmaker" which is a fancy term for Tinder for rich people.

Sheriff of Eureka, OR.

I am... The Last Dragon.

I become a burned spy, who uses his skills to solve problems for the citizens of Miami.

Either adopted heir of a wealthy uncle, or gardener.

A back alley fireworks maker I guess

I make PoV videos about fancy trains in Japan and Europe.

Basically the best possible outcome.

Minister for Administrative Affairs :(

Cool, I'm the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.

I'm the black shirt manager of PlayTech, and all you redshirt peasants are getting paycuts!

Gladiator (Thraex, to be specific) in ancient Rome.

Not looking forward to that, I'll be toast in half second in a match that takes place well before the midday sun (a timeslot for absolute losers).

Astronaut!

Watching For All Mankind

Devil Hunter for the Public Safety Bureau (Chainsaw Man). I'm in danger 🥲

It would seem I'm a D-tier MI5 agent with a drunken, abusive, filthy, but lovable boss...okay, maybe he isn't really lovable.

Senior loan manager at JLB credit :(

I've been watching Party Down. So, I guess I'm a bar tender for a catering company. But, I'm also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.

I slay titans but also I am one.

Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.

Rampart, this is Squad-51. How do you read?

I suppose that would be OK.. as long as the 'curse' came with the requisite knowledge and skills.

Does Dispatch count? Because if so, I’m a dispatcher/Mecha Man.

If not…I don’t really have a job, I’ve lost all my money and am stuck in a town I bought for my son for his birthday as a joke. (I just started this one, so I’m sure the situation changes somewhat as the show goes on.)

A janitor huh? Oh I'm also wicked smart

The West Wing where arguably the main character is Josh Lyman.

Im a child (detectiwe conan)

I guess I'm bringing home the Kalisk. Sick.

I'm a German Shepard travelling from town to town helping people and saving lives, just to receive a thank you and move onto the next place that needs me.

Because maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.

I'm Joe Kenda. My my my

Insurance Salesmen

Contract Killer

Cop

One of these three (Fargo S1)

Famous actor! Ah!

Being an intern for Anne Hathaway - The Intern. Annoying movie with the skeleton of a very wholesome story, btw. I like Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro's chemistry. With a better script it could have been a wholesome The Devil Wears Prada.

Instead it falls into the mid 2010s big tech start up glorification and everybody is a quirky millennial stereotype. Everytime Robert DeNiro has to act in scenes with all these James Corden clones, I feel bad for him. I also feel bad that he had to work with such a shitty script. It's like parts of it was written by a proper writer and the rest was written by a brain dead fratboy.

I watched Adventure Time.

Mr Keating, dead poets society.

... Hmmm.... Am I still employable?

Fallout? Does employment even exist at that point?

Chief suregon 5miles from the korean frontline making booze in my tent.

Petty criminal/ table tennis player

Zootopia 2 (movie): cop. Trigger (Korean drama series): also cop. ...Well shit.

I'm a hedge knight. Ugh sleeping under trees with empty bellies. Sounds great.

Dread Pirate edgesmash Roberts, checking in.

Community so... dysfunctional chaos demon i guess

Mrs Merton was a TV host, right? - I can't imagine working in a pet shop if I have to take Malcolm's job.

Welp, I'm the last person on Earth, making a vlog while trying to navigate the loneliness of being alone, and avoiding nesters

I'm a rich guy who learns to be happy and loved without seeking ever greater riches. I throw all my money at saving a piece of nature I previously wanted to exploit for profit

So happy with this outcome, it could have been so much worse. Never been so lucky in my life.

Rewatching Arcane. Really hope I get to be Jayce, otherwise I'm either an actual terrorist, or a cop

I guess I'm a fourth grade student now? Sounds actually kinda nice.

Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.

I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.

(Platoon) Ah shit, i go back to Viet Nam.

Private Investigator.... Emma Thompson in "Down Cemetery Road"

The last thing I watched was "Don't Look Up", which means I'm an astronomer, which is certainly a career I'd enjoy. Well, ignoring all the stuff that happens after the start of the movie, I suppose.

Last thing I watch was Succession. I am the CEO of a massive media corporation.

Middle manager at a paper making company. Then unemployed, warehouse worker, unemployed again, murderer then automation overseer. Sounds pretty grim

I guess I'm a generic Isekai protagonist with godlike powers

The last thing I watched was that Secret Mall Apartment documentary. Guess I'm unemployed (an artist) now.

The queen of England in the 1760's.

I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.

I'm an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often... For Science!

npc in a video game?

Smut writer

I'm fuckin Invincible

Just watched True Romance for the first time. Not sure if that counts for underpaid Comic Book shop job or shitty bulk coke dealer.

Teenage private detective working for my dad.

Huh, guess rewatching Annihilation just barely was a good call, I’m a professor of cellular biology.

Not my strong-suit (ochem is a mess) but there are plenty of worse jobs in this comment section.

The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.

Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.

Construction worker (total recall (the original one))

Veridian Dynamics. Every day, something we make, makes your life better... Usually.

Detective (Brooklyn 99). Or dragon, if we're counting anime.

Who's the main character in stranger things ?

I am a cold hard calculating shell of a man with a drug addiction and a destroyed right leg who is also a genius as a doctor.

I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn't really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.

I guess I'm stuck as a partner to a fox

ANIME CRIMES DETECTIVE HELL YESSSSSSS

Wow lucky me! I got Kaiser of the Galactic Empire. (Legend of the Galactic Heroes; it was an Empire episode).

The Pitt

Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm your ER doctor. Best I can do is a panadol and send you to the next closest hospital

I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was "drafted" when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by .. but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.

Holy shit thats really fun, i just go arround the world do stupid challanges with friends and drive cars. Last show i watched was grand tour for context.

Crooked Politician (Boardwalk Empire).

I am waiting for the show to tell me how it is different from regular politician.

Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.

A Nurse in a shitty New York hospital...

Fuck.

Lady of the manor/amateur detective

Just finished Netflix's Haunted Hotel. I think I will be fine managing cursed hotel, plus I'll be immortal ghost even if I die.

Also, pls watch, I want more season of Abaddon.

Assassin. Neat.

Nick Wild from Zootopia 2? Apparently I'm a fox cop now.....

I now harvest coffee like an Italian immigrant in early 1900s' Brazil^[Italian emigration inspector Adolfo Rossi undertook a investigation into the conditions faced by Italian emigrants on the fazendas, travelling undercover, disguised as a peasant. Rossi's report painted a dramatic picture of the semi-slavery conditions based on the testimonies collected: women raped, men whipped, discipline that "makes the fazenda look like a colony of convicts under compulsory residence," disease, failure to pay wages or delays in payment, misery. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Brazilians]. Fuck me.

Either the owner of "The Shop Around the Corner" in new york or the co-owner of "Fox Books"

Olympic Skelton racer. I was watching curling right before though. Which might be safer, but looks like RSI and sore backs for life to me.

Michael Prince from billions. Not bad, not desirable either.

Viking! Watch out, here I come!

I have to sail to Fernando Póo and sink the Duchessa.

Oh cool. Head of a movie studio.

Police detective. Brooklyn 99.

I'm the Queen of England now

Apparently I'm working as dream of the endless from here on, a lot of responsibility and family issues but could be fun as well.

I am a hero to my people after hunting one of the universe's deadliest predators with sharpened sticks, stones, and bows... oh, and flowers and mushrooms.

I'm a jewel thief!

I watched the naked gun (first one) I'm a funny Lieutenant now. :D

I'm a humble cop in LA (The Rookie)

I'm a regular person who now has to pretend to be a master criminal in order to not be killed by real master criminals whom I have to work with while the government hunts me?

I guess I'm a knight now. Sir Dunkan the Tall.

Kidnapping alien ceo’s

I just watched Operation Fortune with Jason Statham in the lead. Sounds pretty rad and fun.

Apparently I'm a Catholic priest in upstate New York that was accused of murder.

I'm back in highschool trying to screw my cute teenage aunt, but soon I'll be leaving all of that behind to go on a journey and found a secret society

Aristocratic kung-fu auntie

Pirate Captain

I’m now Tommy from Landman.

My poor son now has to go to the hospital every week

umm, assassin of the shadow cabal that ruined the planet i guess…

Guess I'm a sports writer now. I can make that work.

I guess now im a demon general pretending to be a human adventurer in a fantasy world.

Professional Chef/TV Show Host.

Exploring the universe with the rest of my team using a big ring of shimmering light called a stargate.

A recovering drug addict piloting a rapid medical response deep space vessel.

::: spoiler Title Supernova (2000). It wasn't good but I still enjoyed it. :::

I think I win as I am now captain of the enterprise, and Wolf 359 is in the rear view.

Not descript science person in the last science place a la George Cloonry in The Midnight Sky.

I could dig it. I'd want more drugs than alcohol personally but it looks like a blast apart from slowly dying, but that's literally everything you can do. This come with drugs.

Hmm, a billionaire who dresses up as a bat beating up criminals?

A bear with a large house and no job as far as I'm aware.

I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so... 3-year-old?

What did Peter Grifin do again?

U.S. Marshall (Justified)

I own a book shop, but considering the episode I also have a short stint at a burger joint to avoid the rain.

Look at me, I'm the Spider-Man now.

Let’s see Gracie’s Corner.

Am I Gracie the person, child star and education advocate/entertainer and NAACP award winner, or am I simply a little girl.

Bush league hockey coach

I'm either a surly dr out of the Bronx or flying charter planes out of Nantucket....

I watched Becker and wings before going to bed

History Teacher and Bit role Actor

Looks like I’m billionaire ceo of Wayne Enterprises, Robert Pattinson edition

Shrink. (From the Apple TV show “Shrinking.”)

I don’t think I would be a good therapist/shrink.

Immortal travelling mage. Hmm... Doesn't sound bad, actually.

This Old House? I'll take being a high quality house builder

I'm now in MI5 but stationed with a bunch of f-ups. I just watched Slow Horses.

Accountant for the Navarro cartel. Well I'm okay with math so could at least work out for a few days.

Oh shit, oh no. Yautja. So I now hunt the most dangerous game I can find.

Guess I'm a priest now

Cool. I'm a ruggedly handsome, millionaire, mystery writer who solves crimes with the NYPD and is banging e really hot homicide detective.

Priest... Who hunts vampires on a jet powered motorcycle.

I could live with that.

Airforce major

I’m late to the party and also laundering money in the Ozarks. Fml!

I suppose I'm now an encounter police officer in Mumbai.

I'm a super stressed out wanna-be CEO of a tech company in northern California. Every day, someone finds a new way to screw up my plans, often it's me. My best friends are coders and I live in a house run by the most annoying man-child ever.

Could be worse, I guess? Gonna need therapy.

Detective Seargant - from Endeavour, excellent European TV series

Spy, but I now have an adopted daughter and a sham marriage to maintain my cover. Also: I keep getting that sinking feeling...

Nuclear Plant Safety Inspector.

Scientist on a alien spaceship.

2025-02-17 - Employement opportunities still look bleak as we collectively imagine having jobs from the most recently watched media, when will help arrive?

crown prince during the joseon era of korea

i do not understand korean

Guess I'm the Avatar.

I'm a chef!

A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.

I think she is a demonologist. Or a spiritual contacter (dunno the correct word for it).

Hooo boyyy -

Artist I guess? Or grocery store clerk? Not sure which job is worked by the main character of American Animals.

Sweet, I'm a starship captain! Stressful maybe, but still really cool